Fan Xiaopang, who is the template of plastic surgery for many Internet celebrities, has a unique advantage in the trick of opening a slimming face special effect to cover up his fatness.

Gave it a little try, hey, guess what.

Now that she is chubby, as soon as the face slimming effect is turned on, it feels like she was ninety pounds.

As for how to reasonably "self-prove" online?

That's even simpler, she still has endorsements on her, contact the brand, and make a live broadcast to introduce the goods.

At present, although the live broadcast industry has not ushered in explosive growth, most people are no strangers to this thing.

In the past two years, the live broadcast content has been gradually enriched with the PC side.

To put it mildly, a little further back, most of the live broadcast is online pornography.

Of course, people's technical term is called a show.

Unlike a bunch of celebrities in the future who will test the waters of live broadcast or even bring goods, this will be a rare star in the live broadcast industry, at most a few people who play games interact with game anchors.

So Fan Xiaopang actually had a lot of fun, and after the live broadcast of nearly an hour was completed, he deliberately took a few screenshots.

"I'm going to stick this magnification on the head of the bed to encourage myself to lose weight!"

Seeing her energetic look, Bai Anliang, who was playing with children, said casually: "There are so many thin and beautiful photos of you on the Internet before, why do you have to use the photos of this live broadcast to slim your face?" ”

Fan Xiaopang was stunned when he heard this.

Oh, yes!

She is a female star~ If you want beautiful photos, it's not just a casual search, why did you deliberately put that screenshot away?

It's over, and I've been pregnant for three years.

However, she soon found a good way, that is, to find trouble with Bai Anliang.

Resolutely crossed his waist, "What are you doing?" Did I give birth to play for you? Put her down! ”

Bai Anliang:

The little baby spun in circles around his hand and made a happy clucking sound.

Obviously, he had a lot of fun with this little thing.

"Doesn't she like it?"

But Fan Xiaopang was still not happy, Bai Anliang's actions were too dangerous, if she accidentally threw the child to the ground, she was afraid that she would have to fight with this bastard.

"I don't care, I don't care if you play with Yang Mi, I don't have any opinion if you threw her raw."

"You hugged her cub yesterday, and you still had an aunt's smiling expression, and today you are so vicious?"

This made Fan Xiaopang a little embarrassed, so he could only stare at him, "Are you still serious?" I condemn you for this irresponsible behavior. ”

Okay, okay~

How could Bai Anliang quarrel with the child's mother in this regard, he could only put the baby down.

After he put it down, the little tiger squatting next to him seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

Men are creatures, and when there is no danger, they are the greatest source of danger for children.

Fan Xiaopang couldn't figure out how Bai Anliang found out that he could take the child in his hand and walk around.

How dare he!

But the fun came, the baby was just put back in the cradle, and she suddenly didn't want to, and cried

Bai Anliang looked at Fan Xiaopang innocently, saying that this was not a clam that he cried.

The two glanced at each other, Fan Xiaopang was happy, and said softly: "Sure enough, I still like my father more, you have to come and take her often in the future." ”

"Ugh"

As soon as this hesitant prefix came out, Fan Xiaopang immediately changed his face: "Bai Anliang, don't be embarrassed!" If you dare to shirk your responsibility, I'll find her a father again~"

"Huh?"

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

"Haha, you're a few seconds harder, lose your fat, I'll take the child back to play first."

"That's not good, I have to see her as soon as I finish everything now, otherwise I'll be distracted."

After a drama of "snatching custody", in the end, Bai Anliang still failed to "abduct" the baby.

I can only regret going downstairs to "steal" another cub.

Fortunately, Da Mimi is back now, she really doesn't have much time to take care of the children, and she is ready to let her parents come to see it, and being taken away by Bai Anliang's father is even more trouble-free for the second elder.

However, it is still impossible to expect him to become an all-round dad.

But he also has foreign aid in his family.

"It's so cute!"

Qin Lan cautiously reached out to hold the baby, and her eyes were almost full of love.

Gently poked the little face, the little baby smiled at her, oops, his heart melted.

This made Bai Anliang feel a little strange, "I thought you didn't like children?" ”

Qin Lan glanced at him, "I'm not going to have a child, who said I don't like it?" ”

This. It seems to make sense.

Looking at Qin Lan's look of love, the cannons next to him were all dying, "Senior brother, when will it be my turn?" ”

Bai Anliang glanced at him and almost spurted blood, "What's the matter with your apron?" And this bottle."

Cannon looked innocent, "Take care of the children, I've done my homework." ”

"Your uncle, do you need to take care of it? There are special people to do these things, you can just play with her when you are bored. ”

"I'm not worried about others!" The cannon is very realistic.

At this time, Qin Lan took over the conversation, and she was even more polite, "I'm not at ease when you come!" Look at your arm, it's thicker than your baby's entire body, don't break it! ”

The cannon who said this was aggrieved like a child of more than 200 pounds.

He's just strong. A little bit, and it won't be pinched to death for the child.

Tomorrow, I'll do a cross-stitch to show off the details!

Just when the cannon was still aggrieved, there was movement at the door again, "What about the child, what about the child?" ”

As soon as this voice came, the cannon came to the end, "A little bit of stomping!" Scares her! ”

"Second senior brother, oh, my fault is my fault."

It seems that the third junior brother Bai Wu and the fifth junior brother Zhang San, who have just finished their work, may look like big guys outside, but after entering the door, they really don't have the slightest temper.

even urged the cannon to scold them quickly, and after scolding, it was good to see the children~

The baby is such a creature that is amazing.

As for Zhang San, a guy who is murderous even in a suit, he can't help but smile at his aunt when he sees this little thing, and the whole person looks a little "kind".

"Why are they coming one after another? What's the situation? ”

Qin Lan was a little unhappy, she originally wanted to have a good time with the children, but now there are more and more people in the family.

It's also a group of macho men who can't be suppressed even if they wear people who look like dogs.

She was afraid that the baby would be scared to cry by these bastards.

Because these people may be able to cry even at the fingertips of adults, let alone such a small child.

At this time, Bai Anliang reached out and touched his head, pretending that it was none of his business.

As a result, the cannon turned his head and sold it to him, "Senior brother asked me to inform him one by one, and all the junior brothers knew about it, and they shouted that they wanted to come back."

Qin Lan was speechless.

You're sick!

Still showing off?

What the cannon said was not wrong at all, it didn't take ten minutes, and the fourth junior brother Huang Tu had already rushed over from Hengdian.

The most outrageous thing is that Bai Anliang just answered a phone call, and the sixth child in the United States has already taken someone on the plane.

Pretending not to see Qin Lan's angry eyes, Bai Anliang patted the cannon's shoulder, and said in a very proud tone: "I'll kidnap the other one tomorrow, two~"

"And another? Senior brother is awesome! ”

"I already knew, I prepared two gifts."

"Didn't you have a full moon? It's going to be done in 100 days, right? ”

"Don't do it, just let everyone know about it, don't spread the word."

“.”

A group of stinky men who are not easy to mess with at first glance are discussing hotly, and Qin Lan unceremoniously holds the baby in his arms.

Don't touch it!

With so many people, what should I do if I break it?

Her appearance of an old hen protecting her chicks really made her junior brothers depressed, but how dare she be fierce Qin Lan, she could only hook her neck and sneak a few glances.

Seeing the baby smash the bar can be happy for a long time.

At this time, it is necessary for the senior brother to "administer justice".

Bai Anliang said that his cub should be shown to the juniors to see what is wrong? They just want to touch the baby's face, what's wrong?

So I'm ready to go over and ask for the child!

"Get out!"

"Okay~"

"How can Mimi give you the child with confidence? I've got to send her a video."

After a burst of broken thoughts, Qin Lan really dialed a video for Da Mimi.

Seconds.

"Sister Lan, I just arrived at the hotel, what's wrong? Wow! Baby! Do you miss your mother~"

Da Mimi, who looks a little tired, sees the baby through the video, like blooming in situ, with a motherly face.

After Qin Lan chatted with her for a few words, she began to criticize, "Do you know what good things he did?" How can you give your child to him with confidence? ”

"Uh, Brother Anliang is such a reliable person."

Da Mimi was a little confused, Bai Anliang was reliable in her, even if she fell asleep at night, the child could immediately get up and take a look.

What "good deeds" can he do?

Then Qin Lan showed her the situation in the living room.

Da Mimi was speechless for a moment.

Good guys, have your own children become "exhibits"?

A group of people are waiting to watch?!

It's really angry and funny, "It's not going to be the whole Baiwumen going to come and see it, right?" ”

This sentence was actually a joke, but soon, looking at Qin Lan's face, she couldn't laugh anymore.

"Really?"

"Ang, he's going to 'steal' Fan Xiaopang tomorrow, and he's going to organize a wave of onlookers."

To tell the truth, at this moment, the two women on the phone have deeply realized what it means to be unreliable as a man.

I can't imagine what the hell the scene of fifty hunk men surrounding two babies is.

You're definitely going to be scared to cry, right?

At the time, sixteen-year-old Liu Yifei could be scared to cry, let alone a child who was not even a year old.

"Sister Lan, you can't let him do that! I'll be back in a few days! ”

"Then I can't! I'm looking at him, don't worry. ”

Having said that, Qin Lan will always be absent sometimes.

Even if she sent the child back again, she couldn't bear the skills of this group of bastards led by Bai Anliang.

In addition, he is the father of the child, and it is not illegal to take his child out to play.

Even Fan Xiaopang branched out, and specially found someone to arrange a long weight loss course for her.

So far, the two little babies finally succeeded in falling into the hands of Baiwumen.

This plot of the code, I don't know, I think it's the enemy of the rivers and lakes who robbed the child, raised it and let him knife his relatives with his own hands.

As for what to do with these two little babies?

didn't do anything to look around, a compliment, all kinds of gifts were piled up, let them choose.

It's a bit of a catch, whoever the baby chooses, whoever has a smug expression of "worthy of me" on his face.

Men's happiness is as simple as that.

When the news was accidentally leaked, Qin Lan even brought Fan Xiaopang to the door together, as soon as he entered, everyone was stupid.

That's the scene

saw Bai Anliang holding a child in one hand, and his movements were a bit similar to the "highlight moment" when Simba was born and lifted in The Lion King.

But the words are true: the day you were born, the whole forest of Lordaeron whispered the same name.

Qin Lan, Fan Xiaopang:.

How to say it, it's hard to judge.

Why can these guys be so excited and happy about such childish behavior?

They all thought they were stupid when they saw this kind of scene!

Men this creature really is. However, now it is certain that Bai Anliang is showing off with his child!

Fortunately, the two little dots who were lifted high by him did not cry, but looked very happy.

If the child cries, Fan Xiaopang and Qin Lan may be able to "beat" the senior brother on the spot in front of everyone in the Baiwumen.

But for now~

That still has to give Bai Anliang face.

Even if the two of them were on the way here, they discussed various ways to "clean up" Bai Anliang.

Obviously, for his behavior of "stealing children", Qin Lan and Fan Xiaopang, the two rivals, have temporarily reconciled, and there is no quarrel at all.

"Buy so many things. They're so young, they can't use it. ”

Fan Xiaopang looked at the pile of gifts and complained casually.

Qin Lan added directly: "Whose good family brings a big gold chain to the child?" ”

Fan Xiaopang nodded and said, "And that one-person tall Transformer. Both of them are girls, and they got to buy a Barbie doll. ”

It's a really good routine about gifts.

There are too many, all over the ground, and there are basically no bargains, just now there was a pure gold longevity lock that was accidentally kicked under the sofa by Fan Xiaopang.

To be honest, although a bit speechless about this kind of operation.

But seeing Bai Anliang's junior and younger brothers with such an enthusiastic attitude towards children, she was still happy in her heart.

Not long after I was born, there were so many people who petted me, and I will definitely live a super happy life in the future.

Until, she saw Qin Lan take out a gun from one of the gift boxes with a beep on her face

Gun?!

A handful of pure gold desert eagles!

"What the hell?!"

Qin Lan was going crazy, the feeling of holding this thing in her hand was heavy, and she was so scared that she threw it out.

Who's a good guy giving this thing to a child?!

"Bai Anliang !!"

"Simulation of simulation! Sixth, why are you sending this thing? Something is wrong, right? I told you that I was a girl! Bai Anliang's speed of throwing the pot is also fast.

The sixth junior brother also has a reason: "I'm too anxious, senior brother, it's also an American specialty, don't you know, it's really easy to do, this kind of simulation is not good, and I have collected it myself." ”

(End of chapter)