Douyin live broadcast platform.

A live broadcast room of a female Internet celebrity with 2 million fans.

"Good afternoon, Jimei, welcome to the live broadcast room of 'Seven Sons Kill Boys', move your little hands to pay attention to love and not get lost, and let Jimei all become beautiful and rich! Avoid the man under the sling! Successfully kill your rich, handsome and perfect male god! ”

In the live broadcast room, an Internet celebrity female anchor with an awl snake face, a bee waist and a huge humiliation, and long legs that pulled the sockets on the wall behind her were particularly deformed, skillfully made the opening remarks of the daily live broadcast to the video.

In the next second, the woman entered the live theme.

"Let's just say that I recently found out that there are a lot of men, he has nothing to show, he just wants to show? In what ways? ”

"For example, yesterday my mother asked me to go on a blind date, out of politeness I added a man's WeChat, and then inadvertently clicked on his circle of friends, his cover picture is a book, when I saw the title of the book, I knew that this man really had nothing, guess what that book is?"

"The book is called, How Steel is Made, hahahaha..."

The laughter of the seven boys who cut the man was magical and exaggerated, and the barrage in the live broadcast room also laughed wildly.

"9Min, who understands! Barbie Q to my family, at that time, we just said that they would really die of laughter, his cover was actually "How Steel is Made", hahaha....."

"We can clearly feel it.... He's trying to get motivated... Tsk, it's quite poignant! But he looks like he has nothing and still has to go on a blind date, let's really tie Q. ”

"So Jimei really have to keep their eyes open when they meet men in the future, once they meet this kind of inferior man, you're welcome! Directly deleting the block is the greatest respect for him. ”

Hearing the hand-in-hand blind date teaching of "Qi Gongzi", the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded all of a sudden.

"Wow! I'm really grateful to meet this kind of man! ”

"Some men are really very trustworthy, so you are speechless and belong to the family."

"Thank you for sharing, and avoid the pit immediately when you encounter it in the future."

“......”

"By the way, whose box is Qi Gongzi going to open today?"

As soon as I heard that I was going to "open the box", the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly became more enthusiastic, and the barrage of the little fairies was full of joy.

In fact, the so-called "unboxing" is a characteristic part of the live broadcast room of Qi Gongzi, and some hot topics of men will be analyzed every day, and they will be scored in terms of appearance, talent, assets and potential.

Of course, most of the men on these topics are some Internet celebrity male anchors or eighteenth-tier male stars who are riddled with negative topics, and she doesn't dare to touch porcelain with male stars who are really smooth sailing and have many fans.

At this time, seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Qi Gongzi really smiled slightly.

She said preparedly:

"Family, be quiet, today let's open the box of singer trainees of a variety show talent show, Mei Feng, everyone knows it, it is the 'soft rice man' who can't speak clearly, and the previous episodes of the show used his girlfriend's original stage to get promoted with his face's wrong love with Jimei."

"Guess what his girlfriend is doing these days when he is tired of attending classes and practicing in the program team?"

"Haha, Jimei will never guess, we were completely confused when we saw that video, okay, let's not talk about it first, watch the video for Jimei first, I shouldn't recognize the wrong person, right?"

Along with Qi Gongzi's words, the barrage in the live broadcast room also brushed up with barrages such as "I also saw that video today", "It's him", "I watched him wear that black sweater in his last stage performance, and I heard that it was given to him by her girlfriend".

Qi Gongzi opened the video that had been sent to the hot search on Weibo on the Internet, and what caught his eye was the picture in front of a fly restaurant in the middle village of Jinghai City.

On an early winter afternoon,

On an electric car, a young man wearing a mask basking in the sun was lying crookedly, and under the yellow rider's takeaway suit was a black turtleneck sweater - the uploader of the video was a self-media person named "Brother Dog's Outlaw World", who had done several videos of the daily life of the "Sanhe Great God" in Jinghai Urban Village, and the main focus was a life experience, and an interview voice that sounded a little vicissitudes sounded after clicking on it.

"Hello brother, are you resting, is it convenient for an interview?"

"Huh? Me. ”

"Yes, is it convenient?"

"Okay, then you ask."

"Hehe, I think you're a little familiar, like a star."

"Ah no, no, no, I'm not a star (panic)"

"Just kidding, but you're pretty handsome."

"Actually, it's okay (scratching your head)"

"Are you a delivery driver?"

"Yes."

"Why are you sleeping?"

"Uh... Because I'm sleepy. ”

"You should make money according to the number of runs, right, won't sleeping delay making money?"

"I woke up early this morning, and I've already earned enough 200."

"Is 200 enough?"

"Isn't 200 enough?"

“......”

After watching the interview video, Qi Gongzi's live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

The barrage is brushing, and the man in the video is 100% the one in the "Voice of Chuangyin" in this national singing talent show, who relied on a handsome face and his girlfriend to fry CP and rub the original stage to advance

- Mei Feng!

......

At the same time.

Jinghai City, the voice of the sound column group apartment.

"Is this meow me?"

In the bathroom of the apartment, Mei Feng looked at himself in the mirror a little distractedly.

In the early winter weather of December, the young man in the mirror wore a black turtleneck sweater over his neck and a small yellow coat of a delivery rider on his upper body.

Under the slightly messy micro curls that are wet with water is a timeless and profound face, handsome very, it can be called Nuwa's dazzling skills, and the dark eyes are even clearer, as if there is a blue sky spreading, and it definitely belongs to the hottest peerless duck king in the eyes of countless rich women in the duck shop.

Wait a minute... Rich?

Mei Feng was suddenly stunned, his head suddenly swelled and ached, and a large number of memories instantly rushed into his mind.

In that distant memory, his name is Mei Feng, from a parallel time and space called Earth, a 996 social animal in a big city, he worked in a band in college, and he would go to a nearby bar to be a resident singer after work at night.

Because of "quite a bit of posture", he was brought into the box by two rich women with mink shawls and bloated bodies, and Mei Feng of course refused with righteous words.

Unexpectedly, the two old babies actually accused him of sexual harassment.

Mei Feng was shocked!

Who understands the family!

How can I sexually harass you both?

The police were also shocked when they came!

looked at Mei Feng, and then at the two old despicables, touching his chin thoughtfully...... The young man had a lot to say, and of course, in the end, he called up the monitoring of the box to end the farce.

Unexpectedly, the next day, the family members of the two old rich women received the news that Mei Feng took the initiative to hook up and plot their family property, and directly brought people to the bar to make trouble.

A bald man wearing a large gold chain carried a beer bottle, pointed at Mei Feng's nose on the stage, foul language in public, and spewed feces all over his mouth.

Mei Feng held back the fire in his belly yesterday.

Can you endure this horse?

He jumped off the stage with his guitar, gave the big gold chain that pointed at his nose and scolded him a flying grass, and then scuffled and chased the grandson and smashed it.

In the end, I didn't know which bastard hit the back of the head with a wine bottle and flipped to the ground...... At this point, this memory in my mind came to an abrupt end!

The trajectory of life has also come to an end.

No, to be precise, it's the trajectory of life in that world called Earth.

At this moment, "Mei Feng" is standing here in a good manner, and there is another life trajectory in his mind that is completely different from his.

This Hailanxing teenager is also called Mei Feng, a single-parent family, four brothers and sisters, raised by his father who sold breakfast, and was admitted to the classical music appreciation major of Jinghai Academy of Arts.

Originally, he was his girlfriend's assistant, but because of his handsome appearance, he was temporarily pulled in to make up the number when the program team was short of people, and he was used by his "girlfriend" to start a different kind of singing talent show journey by his "girlfriend" with only a handsome face... Then he died suddenly because he racked his brains and stayed up late to write songs.

The two memories finally merged and stabilized.

At this time, the plum peak of the mirror is still the plum peak of this world.

But what's different...

The body was replaced by a soul from the earth.

Isn't this special meow just soul wearing?

Mei Feng finally relieved himself, he quickly stabilized his emotions after reading novels in his previous life, and digested this unbelievable and bizarre experience with some difficulty.

Survived...

No, he seems to be dead on Earth.

Anyway, there is always a blessing in the future.

Mei Feng retrieved the memories of the body of the sea blue star, and found that the history of this world was very similar to the previous life.

At the same time, thanks to the vigorous protection of copyright, the development of the cultural and entertainment industry in this world Yaxia is also unprecedentedly prosperous - for example, there is a special music website [Lewang], which not only has the function of checking duplicates no less than that of the previous CNKI, but also integrates practical functions such as the release, ranking and recruitment of music.

Basically, every music talent show will have Lewang to provide technical support, and this time, Apple Satellite TV, Tengda Group and Douyin Platform jointly produced the national song talent show [Voice of Chuangyin] is no exception.

Thinking of this, Mei Feng suddenly looked happy.

In his previous life, as a 996 worker in a big city, he would choose to go to the bar late at night to sing, and it is difficult to say that there is no dream to drive, but it is a pity that he does not have any outstanding creative talent.

But now Mei Feng has crossed into this parallel world, there is no Jay Chou in the music industry, Tony Leung in the film and television industry, Mo Yan in the literary world, and Feng Pants and Lao Mouzi in the director world...... But there are two worlds "Sleeping Dragon and Phoenix Chicks" soul fusion of a new version of Meifeng!

Doesn't that mean that he can open the door of convenience and continue to "copy the great cause" of crazy purchases?

However, in the next second, when Mei Feng excitedly began to recall all the entertainment works in the memory of the earth, he was stunned to find that he couldn't remember it clearly!

I don't remember exactly!

I really can't remember a single one!

The only thing I can remember is three or two unstructured hometown tunes, such as "waves in the waves" or "twinkle and twinkle little stars and so on".

But damn it, he can't sing nursery rhymes on the national talent stage, right?

Wrong wrong!

Mei Feng joined the abstinence bar for three months in his last life, and every day is a new beginning, so there is no reason for his memory to become so bad?

Could it be a "space-time barrier" that crosses through?

What is this pedaling?

Intellectual property protection in a different time and space?

Mei Feng was a little dumbfounded....

After thinking about it, it seems that only this explanation can barely make sense.....

What a cheat!

Time

He was so angry that his mouth almost crooked.

But what should be said and what should not be said.

The handsome guy is especially handsome, and the face in the mirror is so good-looking even with a crooked mouth.

Squeak!

At this moment, the door of the bathroom behind was suddenly opened from the outside.

An eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy walked in, looking a little immature, wearing a cotton T-shirt on the upper body and a dark blue loose cargo pants on the lower body.

When he opened the door, he shouted:

"Brother Feng, Brother Feng! You're on fire! ”

Mei Feng turned his head to look at the young roommate in front of him, and the identity information of the other party quickly poured into his mind from the memory of the original body - twenty years old, Yuqing, named Ji Bolei, not tall, like him, he is a contestant in this "Voice of Creation" and successfully survived the first five rounds, the only person who can be called a friend in this program group.

Of course, there is another biggest reason why the two can become friends - Ji Bolei is also a senior licking dog.

Wait a minute!

Why use "also"?

Mei Feng was stunned for a moment, and was pulled out of the bathroom by Ji Bolei.

The other party pressed his shoulders with both hands, stared at his eyes and said with serious relief, "Brother Feng, those things on the Internet... You really don't care too much. ”

"Huh? What's the matter? Mei Feng asked subconsciously.

"Haven't you seen it yet? Then why did you get angry just now? Ji Bolei was also stunned.

Grass!

That's handsome!

Ji Bolei hurriedly took out his mobile phone, unlocked it, opened a certain social software and slammed it in front of Mei Feng's eyes, and said after he stopped talking:

"You're on the hot search."

Mei Feng subconsciously looked at it and found that it was Weibo that was opened, and found that the dozen or so hot searches on the homepage were:

"How do I get my boyfriend to give me the money (boiling)"

"When will the bad habit of children taking their father's surname change? (Hot)"

"A woman can't marry for the sake of getting married (hot)"

"Poverty and perfunctory are two different things"

“......”

"Tutor Jiang Yuchen sharply commented on takeaway students (hot)"

Mei Feng glanced at it a few times and felt a little upset.

Sure enough, no matter what world it is in, it still has that familiar taste and familiar recipe.

Mei Feng was about to say what this hot search had to do with me, but in the next second, he suddenly looked at him and found the bottom hot search title - "Chuangyin's Voice Singer Trainee Delivers Takeaway"

Looking at the rider brother with long legs and an electric car in the video, although he was wearing a mask, Mei Feng still recognized it at a glance...

Isn't that me?

Wrong!

It should be said that it is the predecessor of this sentence.

Damn, this is too hard!

Do you have to work part-time to deliver food to participate in the draft?

So short of money?

Mei Feng retrieved the memory.

was stunned to find that the biggest reason for the predecessor to deliver food was to buy a gift for his girlfriend...... He finally knew why when he saw Ji Bolei, the first thought that came to his mind would be "This is also a licking dog".

It turns out that the word "also" is not misused.

!

came back to his senses, Mei Feng was a little puzzled, even if it was on the hot search, Ji Bolei's face shouldn't look like he was confused, right?

Suddenly, Mei Feng's heart moved slightly, and he opened the comment area under Weibo, and a series of high-praise and hot comments suddenly appeared in front of him.

"If you earn enough 200, go to bed and laugh at the Jimei!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, what is 200 a day enough?"

"Did I cross over? How many little fairies in the building have a monthly salary of more than 6K? ”

"Can a woman be the same as a man? The large-scale Guo Nan broke the defense scene in the comment area. ”

"I'm coming to buy my blacklist again, Guo Nan seems to think that 200 yuan a day is very good, and all of them are blocked!"

“......”

Soon, however, the focus of the comments shifted.

"Wait! Don't you think this food delivery is very similar to the one on Apple TV's talent show? ”

"Like Mei Feng! It's Guan Xiaoyao's boyfriend! ”

"From the live broadcast room of Qi Gongzi, it is Mei Feng's little white face."

"It's the little white face who can't speak clearly, and relies on his face to fry CP with his girlfriend on the five-round stage?"

"Speechless! This guy participated in the draft and secretly went to deliver food. ”

"Is it the little white face who wants to have strength or not, talent or not, singing skills or not, and following his girlfriend to the stage? It's really not worth it for Guan Xiaoyao. ”

"That's right, the girl is obviously working so hard! The boys are dragging their feet. ”

"Now you know it's not worth it? You voted for yourself, Jimei! ”

"We regret it, okay? Can you eliminate him on the stage tomorrow @Jiang Yuchen. ”

"Tutor Jiang Yuchen will eliminate this bastard, I really don't want him to pollute his ears for a second, it's really good."

“......”

!

I'm so unwelcome?

Mei Feng, who had just come through the soul, only felt that he had been poured cold water on his head!

Originally, he thought that even if the soul penetrated this world, even if it was not a Tianhu start, how could he say that he had participated in the draft after four or five rounds of elimination? I didn't expect to be sprayed with dog blood by the little fairies.

Wait, even if I deliver takeaways, I won't be like this after earning 200 rest, right? Poked these little fairy trachea?

Looking down further, these little fairies on Weibo actually really gave the Jiang Yuchen mentor @ out, Jiang Yuchen also made a lot of comments on his draft singer delivery incident, and it was quickly hit on the top of the hot search.

Jiang Yuchen Weibo:

[As the mentor of the program group, I was really angry when I saw this video, hating iron is not steel, Nanbao is really not simply formed, evasive, weak, and not motivated... These are their character traits, they worship heroes every day, but in the end they are a teddy bear who only relies on women. I'm sorry I'm a little excited.,Say the wrong thing and take care of everyone.,Don't come to pick on it]

Under the comment of the female celebrity big V with tens of millions of fans, which can be called a map cannon, there have been more than 1,000 replies in just half an hour, with more than 10,000 likes, and the popularity is still soaring, and there is a heated discussion on the Internet.

Below the original Weibo comment area, most of them are similar to "Sister is so good!" ", "My sister is too daring to say it", "I will really thank you if you have no virtues", and other comments......

Mei Feng couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he looked at it.

Grass! Although he didn't have much hope for Weibo's "dung fence", even if he delivered a takeaway, even if he was "not doing his job", everyone wouldn't shout and beat him, right?

Why did this Jiang Yuchen go directly to the platform? Was the old fairy hurt by a man? Even a handsome guy like him has no immunity.

In fact, Mei Feng really didn't guess wrong.

Jiang Yuchen and her ex-husband just divorced, and it is said that she had committed domestic violence against her ex-husband before the divorce.

Ji Bolei put away his mobile phone and patted Mei Feng's shoulder with relief, "That old woman has a bad mouth, you can't help it, don't be too relieved, we have to look at people's faces in the future." ”

"Wait! No! Why do they call me Soft Rice Man? ”

Mei Feng suddenly couldn't help but ask, in the memory of his fusion predecessor, the family background of his girlfriend who chased him in college for four years is also an ordinary worker family.

Ji Bolei glanced at Mei Feng in surprise, and after wanting to speak, he still spoke, "You have rubbed Guan Xiaoyao's original songs on several stages, and now you have successfully advanced to the fifth round, to be honest, I think it is reasonable to be scolded by a few soft rice men." ”

"I rubbed Guan Xiaoyao's original song stage?"

"That's right, the first few stages you advanced to were all Guan Xiaoyao's original songs, you men and women sang in duet, and you kept paddling the whole time..."

“......”

Mei Feng was dumbfounded when he heard this!

If the memory of the predecessor he fused is not wrong, the first few stage performances of the show, those original songs of poor quality were all written by him scratching his ears and cheeks and staying up all night without knowing how much hair he lost.

Why did it become Guan Xiaoyao's original song?

As for paddling... It seems that he is really equivalent to Zeng Yi who is a song in the Phoenix Legend and is there "yo yo yo" and "Kang is busy with the north nose..... But it was also a song rehearsed by the original body according to Guan Xiaoyao's requirements.

The green leaves are lined with red flowers, and the whole stage is to highlight her presence.

In Guan Xiaoyao's words, anyway, Mei Feng herself was temporarily pulled up as an assistant to make up the numbers, so it is better to "sacrifice a little" and let her go further on this stage.

Wait until you digest the memory.

Mei Feng couldn't wait to give himself a slap.

"! Licking dogs is so damn good! ”

Needless to say, it must have been the predecessor who worked hard to write a good song and gave it to Guan Xiaoyao for the other party to sign.

But now that Mei Feng has crossed over, it is definitely impossible to continue to be a hanging licking dog like this, and the Internet criticizes him for not being able to speak clearly, these are not problems, as long as his voice is okay, he can practice, the singer is most afraid of his ears, and he doesn't know if he sings out of tune, then he will be completely finished.

Mei Feng still had some singing skills in bars in his previous life, and he could be trained and corrected by mastering the correct method of pitch, even if he can't recall a complete entertainment work now, but behind him is completely different from the five thousand years of brilliant civilization in this world, which is also a huge cultural literacy advantage.

In any case, the original body has already advanced to the first five rounds of this [Voice of Creation] national name talent show, and there are still four rounds to advance to the finals, and how many amateurs have become famous all over the country through this fight.

In his previous life, he didn't have that fate, and he has been a 996 social animal in a mess, since God has made him live again, he must live under the stage lights.

Takeaway!

Deliver a hammer takeaway!

Mei Feng immediately took off the yellow takeaway clothes on his body, and prepared to go to the balcony to practice his voice first, if I remember correctly, tomorrow will be the sixth round of stage performances of [The Sound of Creation].

"You're not going to deliver food?" Ji Bolei asked in surprise.

"If you don't deliver it, you won't be able to deliver food in this life." Mei Feng said loudly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took off his little yellow clothes, a sudden "ding" sounded in his mind, and a mechanical ethereal voice that seemed to come from nothingness sounded in the depths of his mind.

[Discover the host... Detecting... The conditions match! 】

[[Baiwei Life] system has been bound! ] 】

Mei Feng was suddenly overjoyed!

WDNMD you still know coming!

Really!

God didn't make sense that he was still alone in this strange world.

I am not alone!

I'm not alone!

But what the hell is this Baiwei life system?

......