"! This person is really a bit like Brother Feng! ”

"What do you mean by likeness, this horse is it!"

"I'm stupid! Is Brother Feng really a singer? Why is it that even Didi is on. ”

"If, I mean, what if, is there a possibility, Brother Feng is also taking materials this time? I remember that the theme of the next round of the stage seemed to be "Road". ”

"Uh... Is it a drop of material? This pedal is too abstract, isn't it? ”

“......”

The barrage in Gou Xiaotian's live broadcast room swiped the screen frantically.

Mei Feng wore a mask and only showed a side face, and secretly scolded in his heart for really doing evil.

But he also came up with a solution.

Even if the sailors in Gou Xiaotian's live broadcast room know that he is Mei Feng, as long as he doesn't admit it, then before he takes off his mask and shows his face, he is "Schrödinger's Brother Feng".

Thinking of this, Master Mei instantly stabilized his aura and set off directly with one foot on the accelerator.

After a while, the destination arrived, and the familiar Didi prompt sound sounded in my ears: "Hello passengers, you have arrived at your destination safely, please pay attention to avoid pedestrians and vehicles at the open door, please pay attention to the safety of the surrounding environment!" ”

Gou Xiaotian didn't get out of the car in a hurry, and peeked at Shangmei Feng, as if he saw the traffic beckoning to him again.

He slowly unfastened his seat belt, and Mei Feng urged impatiently, "Ma slip, I still have to run a lot of orders today." ”

When Gou Xiaotian heard this, his eyes rolled slightly, and he suddenly squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Brother Feng, is there a possibility, let's run Didi together, and I will escort you to the car." ”

"Escort the car." Mei Feng smiled when he heard this, squinted his eyes and said, "Do you think I'm carrying passengers or escorting prisoners?" Can you put this passenger on the bus and feel at ease? In case you suspect that the plot is wrong, catch the thief again, capture the king first, give me this driver's knife, don't talk nonsense, get out of the car quickly. ”

As he spoke, Mei Feng was going to help pull the handle of the car and let the other party get out of the car.

Gou Xiaotian saw that Meifeng's oil and salt did not enter, and his heart suddenly became anxious, and he struggled with an idea, "Don't!" Brother Feng, I can solicit customers for you. ”

"What?" Mei Feng was stunned.

"Don't you have a lot of runs today?" Gou Xiaotian said a little embarrassed, "Although our anchor can't compare to your stars, there are also some horses in the live broadcast room, so, you let me press you in the car, and I will mobilize water friends to take a taxi for you to take orders." ”

Mobilize water friends to take a taxi?

Mei Feng thought about it for a while and felt that it seemed that he could try it.

He waited for almost half an hour for the order in front of him, and if there were many sailors nearby to take a taxi together, even if the Didi platform was a system dispatch, then he would be much faster to take orders.

And this year, Didi drivers are also a high-risk profession, not only to worry about traffic safety, but also to prevent being knifed by passengers in the back seat.

Of course, he knows that this product is trying to borrow him to rub traffic, but as long as he wears a mask, then even if the whole world knows that he is, he can say that he is not.

Thinking of this, Mei Feng helped Gou Xiaotian straighten out his crumpled collar with his backhand, and said softly, "That's okay, this car just lacks a good hand in escorting the car, I think you are quite good." ”

Gou Xiaotian was stunned by Mei Feng's light-speed Sichuan drama, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Damn, this guy is too real.

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed and sighed at the reality of the world.

But they were also curious and excited.

After all, singers like Mei Feng, who have written popular songs, have not yet debuted, but they are basically considered star reserves, and stars have always felt very far away from the real life of ordinary people.

But like Mei Feng... delivered takeaways, ran Didi, and went to Sanlihe Talent Market to play a hero... Where there is a little unattainable star look.

It's too down-to-earth.

It feels strange and special, and I am attracted to him unconsciously.

Gou Xiaotian also takes a fancy to this, so he will be a dead face in the car, you must know that the most played video since he has been engaged in the media industry is about Mei Feng's two issues.

Now Mei Feng is no longer a person in his eyes.

That's literally walking traffic!

.......

In this way, Mei Feng had a bearded bodyguard in his car.

When he parked his car at the entrance of a high-end residential area, a woman in her thirties wearing mink and plush short skirts and heavy makeup pulled the car door and got into the car, the person who looked at the co-pilot was obviously stunned for a second.

But she didn't pay much attention to it, the water snake twisted its waist and stuffed the person in, and the car was suddenly filled with a pungent smell of perfume.

Gou Xiaotian secretly fanned his nose with his hand and whispered, "This is going on a date." ”

Mei Feng glared at him angrily.

What does other people's affairs have to do with you?

This order is not bad, the destination is a hotel, the kilometers are quite far.

Mei Feng didn't want to make any moths halfway.

Not long after the car started, the woman in the back seat answered the phone, and said in a delicate voice, "Oh, okay, okay, I just got up, I have time to say, it's very troublesome for women to go out, you don't know, in order to meet you, I have to wash my hair, care and body lotion a day in advance, and I have to put on makeup and false eyelashes and choose lipstick when I go out, which is like you wash a cow every time." ”

"Hang up first, I'll go take a shower."

As soon as I hung up, another phone call came in, and it didn't seem to be the same person.

Women are also coquettish,

Then hang up.

The phone rang again.

"It's almost there, I'm already in the car, and I'm going to be my dear soon, miss you mua~! I've worn it, I hate you.... Ay... Master, can you turn up the temperature of the air conditioner? I'm cold. ”

"Okay." Mei Feng, who was suddenly called, did not squint, and adjusted the air conditioner.

The co-pilot's dog brother suddenly came to his senses, and he squeezed his eyebrows at Mei Feng.

Time management gurus, yes!

The woman hung up the phone and suddenly said, "Master, do you have water in the car?" I'm dying of thirst. ”

"Sorry passengers, there is no free water supply on board." Mei Feng said politely.

The woman's needs were not met, and she immediately complained dissatisfiedly: "What a broken car, I spent so much money to take a taxi and I don't even have this service, young people want to be active in their brains, buy some water and put it on the car to serve God well, can the money be less?" ”

As she spoke, she suddenly found something, and she didn't know where to find a few oranges from the back seat of the car, and peeled them off with her long nails and ate them with some disgust.

Mei Feng glanced in the rearview mirror, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

The car was borrowed, and the oranges should have been placed behind the car by the previous owner, so the woman ate them directly.

But he thought about it, forget it, just a few oranges, there is no need to be as knowledgeable as her, it's a big deal to buy some and put it back when he returns to the car after running.

Mei Feng didn't pay attention to her, and she didn't think that the woman in the back seat didn't know if she saw Mei Feng wearing a mask in the driver's seat from the rearview mirror looking more handsome, compared to some people's handsomeness, it can't be stopped by a mask alone, and it can even add a wave in reverse.

The woman suddenly slowed down her tone, leaned forward, leaned forward while lying on the front seat, eating oranges, tilting her head while finding a topic with Mei Feng, not only the mink collar was a little opener.

The co-pilot turned his head on Gou Xiaotian!

Ooh!

This mink is so white!

Wrong!

This mink is so big!

He hurriedly covered the live broadcast camera quietly, and the picture in the live broadcast room suddenly became "white" and then black, and the barrage suddenly rolled up with a frantic swipe.

"Grass! Capital dog, you're not human! ”

"It's just eating alone, isn't it?"

"I want to see Da Lailai!"

“......”

Mei Feng didn't pay attention to this.

Driving the car, he just felt that the woman behind his ears was a little noisy, and changed the topic without replying, and the pungent smell of perfume made him want to vomit.

I heard the other person babbling and complaining about her boyfriend's stinginess.

Mei Feng couldn't help but continue:

"Is your boyfriend buckled?"

"Sometimes." The woman said.

"What a deduction." Mei Feng said

There was a sudden silence in the back.

The woman suddenly patted the back of his chair shyly.

"I hate it, why do you ask people such a private question."

“？？？” Mei Feng.

“？？？” Gou Xiaotian.

Nima's...

How did you grow this brain?

Mei Feng was speechless in his heart.

The woman in the back seat thought that this little handsome guy was teasing her and was interesting to her, so she grabbed Mei Feng's hand when he was holding his mobile phone when he was holding it.

Grass!

Mei Feng suddenly became anxious.

"Huh! You let go. ”

"Oh, how do you take care of your hands, they're so slippery." The woman's tone was envious.

"I have a girlfriend." Meifeng Road.

"It's okay, my sister doesn't mind." The woman laughed coquettishly.

"Let me go, you've hurt my girlfriend by stepping on a horse." Mei Feng broke free with all his might, and wiped his clothes vigorously with some disgust.

The air in the car suddenly fell silent.

The woman's hand froze in mid-air.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends were also bursting with laughter.

"! Brother Feng is too straight a man! ”

"What a role model for my generation!"

"Women will only affect my brother Feng's driving."

“......”

At this moment, the woman seemed to have changed her face a little, and scolded in the back seat, "A broken Didi, who can afford to play with you, really think that he is the fifth diamond king, phew!" Bad luck! ”

Hearing the woman's words, Mei Feng didn't have time to react, but Gou Xiaotian, the co-pilot, was not happy.

"Hey, this is my own brother, pay attention when you step on the horse."

Gou Xiaotian's appearance and Mei Feng are completely two ways, the bearded horse face is wild and unrestrained, and at first glance, he is the master who can take out a brick from the dark green coat at any time.

The woman was glared at, trembling with fright, and immediately shut her mouth.

However, she was clearly not convinced.

When she got off the bus at the destination, when she opened the door, she suddenly lifted her bag and threw it, peeling the orange peel all the way, and suddenly the goddess scattered flowers all over the back seat.

Gou Xiaotian caught a glimpse of this scene from the rearview mirror, and immediately became angry, opened the car window and yelled outside, "What do you mean?" Hurry up and get me these garbage orange peels away. ”

The woman got out of the car and immediately went berserk, shouting at Gou Xiaotian's waist, "What garbage?" That's tangerine peel, the two big fools keep it for themselves to soak in water and drink it! ”

As soon as he said a few words, when he saw that Gou Xiaotian was about to get out of the car, he was so frightened that he threw up his high heels and turned around and ran, and he didn't forget to turn around and say cruel words before leaving!

"Hit someone, you wait, I'll complain to the Didi platform right away! Don't even think about driving this car! ”

Seeing that the woman was running fast, Gou Xiaotian was speechless, and he was so angry that he slammed the car door.

"Damn, what kind of person is this."

Mei Feng's eyelids jumped, and he reminded, "You have a little effort, I borrowed the car." ”

"Brother Feng, aren't you angry?" Gou Xiaotian asked.

"What's the use of being angry?"

Mei Feng in the driver's seat suddenly smiled mysteriously, "I bet she will come to us soon to apologize." ”

"Huh?" Gou Xiaotian was dumbfounded.

Where do you get your confidence?

Counting on that woman's conscience to find.

At this time, he inadvertently glanced at it, and suddenly found a mobile phone lying under the orange peel in the back seat.

Huh? This woman left her phone in the car? It looks like it's still Apple's latest?

Tick bell bell!

Suddenly, a classic Apple phone ringtone.

Mei Feng and Gou Xiaotian glanced at each other, and their eyes fell on the mobile phone screen in the back seat at the same time, and the caller ID seemed to be remarked "Jinghai Fu Second Generation (Bride Price Negotiation)"

Mei Feng suddenly smiled slightly, and said casually, "The guest's mobile phone fell into my car, in case there is something urgent, it is not good, it is reasonable for me to help answer the phone." ”

Gou Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, suddenly reacted, and hurriedly said, "Reasonable and reasonable." ”

Mei Feng leaned over and touched the phone from the back seat, coughed dryly, and slid across the screen to answer, and a man's voice came from the other end of the phone, which sounded like a stupid son of a landlord who had not been deeply involved in the world.

"Hey, baby, where are you? Let's go on a date first and go to my house in the evening, my parents are waiting. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not your baby." Meifeng Road.

When the man on the other end of the phone heard Mei Feng's voice, his tone suddenly changed a little, and he asked a little unhappily, "Who are you?" Where's my baby? ”

The young man is obsessed.

Mei Feng smiled slightly, decided to enlighten the lost youth, and deliberately changed to a tough tone and said, "Don't ask as soon as you come up, do you want it because I wholesale hats?" You want me to give you one. ”

"Still dating! You two don't have enough dates every day, why don't we make an appointment once? What are you calling to urge, what are you urging? I told you I put up with you for a long time! ”

The man on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned by Mei Feng's tough attitude and a series of head-splitting words, and he was so angry that he couldn't say anything for a while.

Mei Feng set a set of combos to catch the dragon.

Continued:

"Why are you dumb? Speak, I won't move if I don't talk anymore, it's her who is uncomfortable. ”

The other end of the phone finally broke out!

"It's too much of a deception! It's so deceitful! You dogs and men, I'll stop the card right away! Tell her not to think about swiping my card again. ”

Mei Feng smiled.

"Just talk!"

"Hello baby, brother, I... Speed up! ”

As soon as he heard this, there seemed to be a sound of a pure love warrior falling to the ground on the other end of the phone, and the man couldn't stand it anymore, so he hung up the phone with a "snap".

Mei Feng shrugged his shoulders, turned his head to look at Gou Xiaotian, who was stunned by Mei Feng's magical operation, and smiled slightly, "I have done a good deed, right?" ”

"More than a good thing!

It's a lot of merit! ”

Gou Xiaotian gave a thumbs up directly!

Unexpectedly, there was an anxious knock on the door outside the car window, and the woman who had just slipped away went and returned, standing outside with an anxious face.

Obviously, the phone left in the car, or the contact person in the phone, is very important to her.

That's a long-term meal ticket!

"Look, it's back."

Mei Feng smiled at Gou Xiaotian and raised his hand to press the window.

Before he could speak, the woman outside the car nodded and apologized.

Without waiting for Mei Feng to speak, the woman took the initiative to open the rear car door and put all the orange peels in her bag, and took out wet wipes to wipe them for a while, but she was obviously disappointed that she didn't find her mobile phone.

Immediately, he asked Mei Feng with some trepidation, "That... I'm sorry, I just put my phone away..."

"Is that it?" Mei Feng raised his hand.

The woman hurriedly nodded, cautiously glanced at the co-pilot glaring at her fiercely, and asked very worriedly, "That... Cell phone... Can you give it back to me? ”

"Of course, it was yours." Mei Feng handed over the phone without saying a word.

The woman was overjoyed and quickly took the phone, as if she had grabbed everything from her, as if she didn't expect it to be so easy to get the phone back.

If she is offended like this, even if she is afraid that she will not be able to use the police location or something, she will directly find a trash can on the side of the road and throw it away, anyway, it is impossible to return it to the other party easily.

The woman hurriedly thanked Mei Feng with a smile:

"Look you're young, college student, aren't you? People are still to blame! ”

"Really? That's what everybody says. ”

Mei Feng scratched his head and smiled.

In the passenger seat, Gou Xiaotian looked at Mei Feng's harmless smile, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched.

At the same time, the sailors in the live broadcast room who witnessed all this all laughed.

......