"Hmph, the general of the defeated army, where did you get the courage to be king."

"Long Ji, are you going to turn your face with the widow here?"

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

At a critical time, Liu Bang's superb skills and thin mud skills were implemented in time.

"Okay, okay, two, everyone is friends, why hurt the peace, otherwise, we will each send 10,000 troops, mix and advance, okay, 10,000 people will go ahead."

"It's still the justice of the King of Han, then listen to the King of Han."

Subsequently, the three armies advanced mixedly, and Liu Bang, Long Ji, and Sima Xin led the Chinese army to follow.

The nightmare ensued, and several sharp arrows whizzed in, and several centurions fell in response.

Long He was furious, and the centurions who died were all his people, and immediately scolded: "Damn, which king and eight lambs said that the Qin army should not be prepared." ”

Liu Bang's face darkened, and he couldn't argue, so he could only draw his long sword and wave: "Damn, chase me." ”

Tens of thousands of people swarmed in, not only failed to catch up with the enemy forces that had been operating in this area for a long time, but fell into the traps dug by the Qin army one after another.

The first thing that troubled the coalition forces was the poisonous miasma, which spread all over the mountains and fields, causing many soldiers who were not accustomed to the water and soil to vomit immediately, and even fainted.

Originally, these miasma should not have appeared here, but it was an old man from an ancient local family who brought these things to this intersection.

The coalition soldiers finally overcame the miasma, and immediately suffered all kinds of inexplicable plots.

Some soldiers fell into the pit and were interspersed with bamboo sticks and died, while others were poisoned alive by poisonous snakes and wasps that inexplicably drilled out of the surroundings.

"Ahh What is it? ”

"Damn, which immoral thing did it, I'll fuck his ancestors."

Liu Bang's subordinate Fan Xu accidentally stepped on a lump of black and yellow things, smelled it, and spit out the overnight meal in an instant, and before he could wipe it clean, someone around him was tricked, and the smell was pervasive, and he was disgusted.

There are also centipedes, nematodes, flower spiders, seven-step snakes and colorful poisonous dysentery drilled from everywhere, drilling straight into the soles of people's feet, making people unguardable.

At this time, most of the soldiers were wearing straw sandals, defenseless, and once bitten, their faces turned blue and they died miserably.

Even no one saw that the tripartite alliance of Han Chusse had been exhausted by the tossing energy, and he was terrified.

I finally saw people, but what appeared in front of me was a camp with deep ditches and high fortifications.

Su Du led people to hide in the camp, looking at the endless army below, and did not panic at all.

The army below looks scary, but the road is limited, and there are less than 300 soldiers in the real front row, not to mention, there is a ravine 3 meters deep and 5 meters wide in front of the camp.

For this kind of ravine, the coalition soldiers already have a psychological shadow, looking at the loose soil around the ravines and the cold light looming around the ravines, who knows what will happen.

Especially now the ravines here seem to be different, the surrounding soil is black, as if it has been watered with carbs, and it is a lack of morality.

Even if there is a ladder in hand, you can pass by erecting it on it, but everyone has been fooled so much that they can't help but cower, until the general behind them presses up with the overseer.

"The enemy is in front of you, break through this camp, there will be many rewards, and those who dare to retreat will fall to the ground." Liu Bang's subordinate Cao Shen pulled out his sword and pointed ahead: "Rush me!" ”

"Wait, the general below, my general wants to see Pei Gong, and wants to surrender the city, please pass it on your behalf." Just as he was about to charge, the people at the head of the city began to shout.

As soon as the general heard that there was such a good thing as surrendering the city, he hurriedly ordered the attack to be suspended, and hurriedly sent someone to report to Liu Bang.

Liu Bang was overjoyed when he heard this: "From now on, seriously, what is the name of that general?" ”

"He said his name was Sudu."

"Take me to him."

Sima Xin and Long He glanced at each other: "Let's go and take a look." ”

When they came to the camp, Liu Bang and Su Du looked at each other.

The two are old acquaintances, Su Du has a hippie smile, and Liu Bang tries to pretend to be a corporal of Lixian.

"General Su, don't come for more than a day, don't come unharmed."

"Pei Gong, old acquaintance, you are not dead yet."

Liu Bang's face darkened, and he barely squeezed out a smile: "I heard that General Su was willing to surrender to the widows, I don't know if I can take it seriously." ”

"Of course it's true, but I need Pei Gong to promise me one condition."

"Oh, but it doesn't hurt to say it."

"Before I talk about the conditions, I need to tell a story so that Pei Gong can understand."

“...... Okay, you say. ”

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, one day, the old monk sent the little monk to go down the mountain, and met a stunning beauty under the mountain, the little monk called the lamp grass......"

Su Du spoke for half an hour, and finally finished speaking, wiping his sweat: "Where did Your Majesty hear this story, it's really fucking twists and turns." ”

Liu Bang and the others watched Su Du finish telling this story, and they looked confused.

Don't say it, this sounds quite interesting, but I didn't see that the soldiers below were all looking at Su Du with blank eyes, waiting for him to talk about the second half.

However, you have been talking about this for a long time, and it has something to do with your preparation to surrender the city.

"General Su, the story is over, you can talk about your conditions."

"No, Pei Gong, there is still a story to tell."

Hearing this, Liu Bang's face was not good: "You... Sudo, do you take us for fools? ”

"Pei Gong, this is a matter about the true son of heaven, it's you, don't you want to hear it?"

"Don't talk nonsense with him, kill me" The dragon was a little impatient, drew his knife and prepared to give the order to attack.

"Wait, what else does he have to say?" Liu Bang stretched out his hand to stop him, Su Du's rainbow fart just happened to shoot him, and he was physically and mentally comfortable, and he was ready to listen to it again with great interest.

"In other words, there is a country called Aolai Country in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and there is a place in the country called Huaguo Mountain, among which there is a stubborn stone, and later the stubborn stone became pregnant and gave birth to a monkey......."

"The monkey learned the Dugu Nine Swords, and for a while, there was a bloody storm on the rivers and lakes, and the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, Bai Zhantang, used the sunflower bloody hand to fight the monkey for three hundred rounds......"

"Later, if the Buddha couldn't stand it, he summoned Ultraman and pressed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, and then a monk named Lu Xiaofeng came....."

Another half an hour passed, and Su Du just talked about the time when Sun Wukong fought Vegeta in the Xitian Xiaoleiyin Temple, Liu Bang and Saiwang Sima Xin really couldn't listen to it.

"You shut up, Sudu, I can see that you don't have the sincerity to surrender at all, but I can give you a chance now. If you don't surrender, I will give the order to attack, and after the city is broken, there will be no chickens and dogs. ”

"Oops, you found out, it's a pity, I don't have chicken dogs here."