1. The most vicious swear words
August 18, 1999, noon, USC School of Computer Science Dean's Office.
Looking at Li Ao, who was smiling like a sunny boy, Dean Teng asked expressionlessly, "Tell me, what is the reason for this fight?" β
Li Ao hurriedly responded: "He scolded me!" β
"Watts? He just scolded you? Dean Teng was curious, "Tell me, what did he scold you so that you could send him to the hospital?" I remember the last time someone tried to slap you, you just knocked him down and kicked him in the face. β
Vivian Keller, the assistant on the side, laughed directly.
Knocking down the other party and kicking the other party's face and feet, has it reached the point of 'just'?
The smile on Li Ao's face disappeared, and he gritted his teeth and said, "He scolded me for being Japanese!" β
Vivien: [γ»_γ»?]
Because of this beating? This time it's a bit excessive! Vivien looked at the dean...... β(O_OοΌ )οΌοΌ
The dean showed the same expression as Li Ao, and he could even hear his teeth rattling! The fists are clenched too!
Dirty!
It's dirty!
This is the most vicious swear word Dean Teng has ever heard!
Mr. Lu Xun is not right, who said that people do not empathize with each other? He now felt Li Ao's anger at that time.
That basketball guy deserves to be sent to the hospital! Your mouth should be sucked!
If you go back to 20 years ago, he was scolded like this, and he would have to fight.
However, with his current age and status, even if he wants to retaliate, he will not move his fists, and there are more means that can be used behind his back...... Wait, Dean Teng woke up suddenly.
He's a professor who teaches and educates! The head of the house is actually thinking about such a horrific thing! Is it still possible to be known?
Every time I stay with this kid, my thinking will go astray.
This kid is really poisonous!
At that time, I thought that it was the child recommended by the old professor, and he could take care of it under his nose, after all, the air in the United States is deadly sweet, and he specially asked a friend from UCLA to write a letter of recommendation for this kid, and recruited this kid to study at USC, which has become the thing he regrets the most in the past two years.
What a blessing it would be to send this kid to UCLA to harm others!
Although there was a reason for this incident, Dean Teng felt that education was still necessary: "Then you are impulsive again?" Have you considered the consequences? β
Li Ao hurriedly reassured: "Dean, don't worry, I know in my heart, before I start, I first used the Tie Shan that I have practiced for two and a half years to make sure that he is not my opponent." β
Dean Teng's blood pressure soared: "What if you can't beat it?" β
"Then I'll find a way to investigate whether he has any background, and if not, I'll find an opportunity to yin him."
"And if he has a background?"
"Then I'll tell you about this, and see if you can deal with him."
Dean Teng: "......"
Not to mention, if Li Ao came to tell him about this directly, he would really be tempted to do something.
There is a chance that everything will be caught...... Should I say it or not, this kid chose to do it, but for him, the dean, it saved him from potential trouble.
Forget it, let's mess up!
He turned his head to the assistant on the side and said, "Vivian, you go and deal with this matter, there is a fight in the school, there is a problem in the management of our college, we have an unshirkable responsibility, and we are responsible for treatment and compensation." β
Vivien was already laughing on the desk, and just after slowing down, she burst into laughter again when she heard the dean's words.
Feeling the dean's angry eyes, she quickly stopped laughing, but her expression was still tense, and she responded: "I understand, I will properly handle this matter and maintain the honor of the academy." β
The assistant's ridicule, Dean Teng didn't hear it.
Vivien took the funding application form out of her folder and began to fill out the reason for applying for the funding, then signed it for the dean.
The whole operation is smooth and there are no extra steps.
She's too experienced in dealing with this.
Li Ao, whose English name is Leo, passed the admission interview in July last year at the age of less than 17 years old, and is now 18 years old, a sophomore, an international student majoring in computer theory and computer application concept in the School of Computer Science, and has excellent results in the freshman exam...... She can type out these materials with her eyes closed on the keyboard.
In the first few months of Li Ao's enrollment, she had to fight every few days, and every time she cleaned up the mess for Li Ao.
The dean signed, Vivian read the information again, and after confirming that there was no problem, she said to Li Ao: "You kid, find me a job again, I was going to the beauty salon this afternoon, and said, how can you compensate me?" β
Li Ao showed a good baby smile: "Thank you so much, Aunt Vivian, I'll cook tonight!" β
"Count you sensible, after I finish dealing with this matter, let's go to the supermarket to buy groceries together, and I want to toss you well tonight, so that you have so much energy to run to fight!"
After getting the promise of a big meal, Vivien took the prepared materials to the head of the department and the treasurer.
Looking at the interaction between the two, Dean Teng was numb.
Is this sensible?
He is also convinced, this world of faces!
This made him angrier than knowing that Li Ao was fighting again.
Li Ao, a standard 'bully' who fights at two ends for three days and injures the other party every time, is regarded as just a naughty and mischievous child by Vivian, who is beautiful and sexy in her 30s and easy to overflow with maternal love, just because she is good-looking.
In fact, Dean Teng didn't have any other ideas, he was so old, but as a man, when he saw this kind of thing, he had that kind of natural jealousy.
In addition to jealousy, he was also angry.
It's he, the dean, who is helping this kid!
This stinky boy actually only thinks about asking a beautiful woman to help him eat, it's just inhumane for the opposite sex!
Someone was responsible for the money for the ingredients for dinner, and there were beautiful women eating dinner together, Li Ao was in a good mood, and asked the other side of the desk: "Dean, what should I do now?" β
"Get out of here!"
There was no one else, Dean Teng finally couldn't hold back, switched back to his native language and yelled.
"Okay Dean!"
Li Ao stood up with a 'pout' and rushed to the office door like an arrow from the string.
If you don't leave, Uncle Dean will beat someone.
Dean Teng's perspective suddenly changed from looking down to looking up, which is why he let Li Ao sit and receive education.
Li Ao rushed to the door of the office, and the door that had just been closed suddenly opened again, and Vivian went and returned, thanks to Li Ao's quick reaction and stopping, he didn't knock the other party over.
Li Ao exclaimed, lowered his head and said, "Auntie, you scared me!" β
Vivian, who was almost knocked down, was also frightened, she gasped and looked up at Li Ao, this perspective ...... When the child first arrived in June last year, she was 175 cm tall, and she was even taller in high heels.
Fifteen or sixteen months have passed now, and this child's face is still childish, but his height has changed by a head! It's taller than most of the basketball and volleyball teams.
At this time, Vivien saw Li Ao's face flushed and turned her head away, and she looked down at her chest that was fluctuating because of her wheezing...... Sure enough, it's still a child, I really want to tease!
Dean Teng interrupted the assistant's divergent thinking and asked, "Vivien, why are you back?" β
Vivien regretfully gave up the idea of teasing the big boy again, grabbed Li Ao's arm and returned to the office, and said, "Dean, it's not good, Henry is here!" β
"Wori," Dean Teng immediately spewed out a dirty word: "Stepping on a horse, why did that guy come so quickly this time?" β
Dean Teng used Chinese, the assistant did not understand, and before she could ask questions, someone outside the door answered.
"Oh, Sean, my friend, I'm so sad that your student hit my team member and you're still scolding me behind my back."
Li Ao followed the sound and saw a middle-aged man dressed in fashionable clothes and a prominent atmosphere walk into the office.
The person who came was the head coach of the USC Trojans basketball team, named Henry Bibby, a good friend of Dean Teng.
Dean Teng's English name is Sean, and he now has a sentence of 'Wori' blocked in his throat, but it's not good to continue spewing dirty, he was already at a loss, and now he is even more at a loss.
Because the guy Li Ao beat this time is a member of the basketball team and a starter of the main team.
Dean Teng regretted teaching Henry Bibi the mantras of 'Wolge, Horse-Trader, Ma-Wheat-Pi'.
Although he also learned some slang for black people to scold people, but in the environment of Eagle Sauce, only black people can speak the slang of black people scolding the street.
The mouth stopped, Dean Teng's footsteps did not stop, he walked out, and together with Vivien, he protected Li Ao behind him.
However, there is a considerable height difference, and the two are lonely, Henry Bibby looked at the thin and tall Li Ao behind the two, and said in a surprised tone: "I really can't see it, it was this kid who sent 'Little Lambir' to the hospital?" Don't worry, I'm not here for revenge......"
Vivien interrupted: "Yes, Henry, we are afraid that you will not be calm, but we are not afraid that you will seek revenge, but we are afraid that you will be sent to the hospital because the main force was beaten to the hospital, and Leo will definitely fight back." β
Henri Beebe: "......"
Although it is very important to be honest, but in this way, he is very faceless!
But he can't deny Vivian's words, God knows if this little young brain will have something wrong with saying that he will do it? What if you get beaten?
Now there are more and more neuropathies, although this boy looks harmless to humans and animals, but just put Shelby Jordan, the villain nicknamed 'Little Ranbill' in the University of California basketball world, is definitely not a good stubble, what if it is also a psychopath?
Now there are four people in total, two of them are his friends, Henry Bibby's embarrassment comes and goes quickly, he silently took a step back, and said: "Don't worry, I'm not here to stand up for 'Little Ranbill', I'm just curious about what the foreign students who can put 'Little Lambir' in the hospital look like, so I came to take a look, I didn't expect it to be a handsome boy...... That's right! β
Henry Bibby's eyes lit up as he spoke, and he asked, "Hey, boy, how old are you?" β
What Li Ao heard was asking his age, but his mouth blurted out: "Less than 30." β
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A question mark appeared on Henry's face.
He's not blind! Of course, it can be seen that the boy is not yet 30 years old.
Dean Teng was speechless, he was a middle-aged man who had experienced countless ups and downs, why did he always feel that he was being taught badly by a child who had just come of age?
Vivian, who felt that Li Ao was messing around again, screwed him up and said to Henry Bibie: "Leo just turned 18 in August, what's wrong?" You don't want to come to our computer school to poach people, do you? β
Henry Bibby nodded in response, "You guessed it. β
The three of them stared at the middle-aged man in front of them who was dressed in a riotous manner.
This body, this age...... Henry Bibby asked, "Boe, want to be part of the great Trojans?" β
The dean and the assistant looked at Li Ao, although he was slender, he was not a rib cage, and his slightly tight-fitting long T showed a good looking muscle line...... Fighting is also a cost, and a strong body is the cost of basically winning a fight.
Henry Bibby seems to be joking, but the kid does have the body of an athlete.
"I don't want to." Li Ao refused without hesitation.
"Why?"
"We have a famous saying in the computer department - dogs don't play basketball."
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Henry Bibby remembered that the last time he had a drink with Dean Teng, Dean Teng had complained to him that no one had won a sports scholarship in their computer school for several years.
Li Ao continued: "The Trojan football team, the Trojan women's warrior team are great, but the Trojan basketball team is ...... I've heard that you haven't made March Madness for two years, and the entire Trojan Army, as far as you're the worst, fighting against the Bruins for Davis he didn't want to come, and was ridiculed by Davis as a 'Trojan shame'. β
Henry Bibby is furious!
This kid, don't talk about opening the wound, but also sprinkle salt!
He gritted his teeth and said, "You have to think clearly, if I report the incident of you hurting Jordan...... I'll give you the chance to reorganize the language! β
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Li Ao immediately said: "My dream is to kick away the shame of 'Trojan'!" I came to this school to be part of the great Trojans! β
Dean Fuji: (γΌγΌ γ)
Vivien: -_-||
Henri Beebe: "......"
This becomes 'us'?
The reaction of the three of them was not mentioned for the time being, and Li Ao's eyes were now widening.
A 'transparent' but clearly visible 'screen' appeared in front of him, with only one line of words on it - "Basketball Dream System Activating......"