Chapter 100: The Giant Panda Cult
Even if the so-called "Panda Ancestor" really appears, it is impossible to drink any pots of milk.
Even if that thing tastes good, it can't be, one of the most significant features of the independent and intelligent life influenced by Donghuang culture is etiquette, righteousness and shame.
Of course, it is not necessarily, if Luo Chen has lived for countless years, maybe he will really be so shameless.
Although Luo Chen had roughly guessed that Jiang Mei probably just didn't have a brain to speak, and it was just a slip of the tongue for a while.
However, this does not mean that Luo Chen will forgive her rudeness.
Luo Chen's face was expressionless, he looked at Jiang Mei with an indifferent expression, and said coldly: "Get out!" ”
Completely immersed in Luo Chen's beauty and the reverie in her mind, Jiang Mei responded without hesitation: "Okay." ”
Moral?
If there is a giant panda on the other side, as a giant panda fanatic who has just graduated from graduate school, Jiang Mei did not hesitate to throw away all the exercises.
If you can touch the real body of this panda ancestor who looks like an immortal, let her die tomorrow!
So, a few minutes later, Jiang Mei took a bottle of milk and walked back casually:
"Ancestor, do you want some milk?"
Jiang Mei's face was full of sincerity: "Ancestor, I was too rude just now, please forgive me!" ”
Why are you so skilled in calling me "Old Ancestor" even though you are a human being?
Have you betrayed your citizenship?
Luo Chen glanced at the bottled milk in Jiang Mei's hand, which was not the pot milk that the giant panda loved, but the human dairy product.
Luo Chen nodded, took it casually, plugged in the straw and drank.
I have to admit that if there is a Giant Panda Cult in this world, Jiang Mei is definitely a fanatical believer.
A fanatical gaze that is almost undisguised, or impossible to hide, is visible to everyone.
If it weren't for the "cognitive impairment", Jiang Mei's abnormality would have been noticed by her colleagues a long time ago.
Luo Chen complained: "Don't look at it, your eyes are about to pop out." ”
"Also, your saliva is about to come out."
Jiang Mei was shocked in her heart, subconsciously wiped the corners of her mouth, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Obviously there is no drooling!" ”
Luo Chen rolled his eyes and said angrily: "If I don't remind you, you will drool sooner or later." ”
Jiang Mei's unfriendly attitude towards Luo Chen didn't take it to heart at all, and she didn't even have any thoughts of being angry.
The only reason she had left in her heart told her that a person would be disgusted by her gaze like this.
But the problem is, she can't control herself!
Just as some people in times of crisis, they burst into unprecedented potential.
Before Luo Chen could speak, Jiang Mei made a suggestion with an expectant face: "Ancestor, since you have just woken up, you must not be very familiar with today's world, right?" I can help you understand the new era. ”
"Besides, you don't have a place to live, go to my house!"
Luo Chen: "......"
There is no doubt that this woman is definitely coveting his body.
As a giant panda keeper, Jiang Mei naturally can't use perfume, foundation and other cosmetics, and her plain face can only be considered good.
After all, there are so many impeccable peerless beauties in the world.
Moreover, raising giant pandas looks very beautiful, but the actual work is not easy.
Therefore, Luo Chen's heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh a little: "I refuse!" ”
Jiang Mei was unwilling, but helpless: "That's a pity." ”
Luo Chen didn't want to continue to talk about these things, so he asked, "Are there any special cubs in this panda breeding base?" ”
When asked about the serious matter at work, Jiang Mei looked serious: "What is special?" ”
Luo Chen said casually: "For example, those who like to sleep very much, those who are particularly strong, those who are particularly fond of certain food, and those who want to escape from prison all year round......"
Jiang Mei blinked and subconsciously said, "It seems to be quite a lot." ”
Luo Chen: "......"
Indeed, the giant panda race seems to be particularly fond of "doing".
Luo Chen pouted: "Forget it, you can take me for a walk." ”
"Look at all the pandas!"
Jiang Mei didn't think twice: "No problem." ”
Jiang Mei is very familiar with the environment of the giant panda research base, and under the protection of "cognitive impairment", the two easily enter the base and walk through.
With a large number of giant pandas one by one into the shot.
In the live broadcast interface of the group, many group members led by Tsuchima buried have gradually become a little "distorted" from the excitement of feasting their eyes.
Distorted emotions called envy, jealousy, and hatred.
Lucky mascot: [I'm so envious, it seems to be lying on the bed of a baby panda.] 】
[Let me experience the joy of being surrounded by giant pandas and even being submerged!] 】
Time Collector: [Hey, is there still this method?] 】
[I'll help you experience it first!] Great idea.jpg! 】
So, under the gaze of the camera in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen happily listened to the opinions of the earth buried and lay down on the big bed of the baby panda.
Luo Chen, who thinks she is very "chivalrous", practiced and fulfilled her wish for the burial of the earth.
It's a pity that whether it is buried in the soil or several other group members, they obviously can't accept Luo Chen's "kindness".
Lucky Mascot: [Damn!] You absolutely did it on purpose, right? 】
[I'm so envious! Woo woo woo ......】
Victory Team Member: [If this is considered "chivalrous", hell can be called heaven. 】
Time Collector: [Well, there are worlds where hell may be more "unearthly" than heaven? 】
Lucky mascot: [What do you mean ......]
Time Collector: [Yes, it's your world!] 】
Lucky Mascot: [??? 】
……
Jiang Mei looked at Luo Chen with some curiosity: "Old Ancestor, what kind of ability do you have?" ”
"Why can't anyone see us?"
Luo Chen's demeanor was calm, his face did not change, and he began to talk nonsense in a serious manner:
"This is one of the blessings that the world has bestowed upon my race, and only pure blood descendants, and humans who are kind enough to our race, can see me."
Jiang Mei was inexplicably a little excited in her heart, and a kind of excitement and satisfaction of being recognized arose spontaneously.
Then, Jiang Mei suddenly reacted: "Ancestor, can I learn this ability?" ”
Luo Chen looked at her strangely, thoughtful: "With your talent, it's not that you can't learn." ”
"But why are you learning this?"
Do you also want to go to the ladies' bathhouse?
A hint of excitement flashed in Jiang Mei's eyes: "As long as you learn this, you can screen out real panda lovers from the vast sea of people!" ”
Luo Chen: "Uh, does this still need to be screened?" ”
In any city within the boundaries of Donghuang, if a brick is thrown down, nine out of ten are fans of giant pandas.
A look of determination appeared on Jiang Mei's face: "Of course, our Giant Panda Divine Sect only needs true devout disciples!" ”
Luo Chen was silent for a long time: "Let me ask, what is going on with this Giant Panda Divine Sect?" ”
Jiang Mei said as a matter of course: "It has just been established!" ”
"Ancestor rest assured, I will definitely carry forward the Giant Panda Divine Cult."
Luo Chen: "......"
You shouldn't be a breeder, you should be a "pyramid scheme".
(End of chapter)