"Ha~ha, hahaha~~, hahahahaha~~"

As if hearing something extremely funny, Zhang Zhiping, the director of the chapter, looked at the last thirty seconds of the countdown of the advertisement in the live broadcast room, and the face that was originally as cold as iron was about to laugh.

"Director Bai, you said that you are 30 years old, and it has been ten years since you graduated, right? Even a recent college graduate can't say something stupid like you, right?

"Having said a lot, aren't you just jealous that I am reincarnated better than you? Tears of suffering, you are here to pretend to be an NMD thinker.

"You have to have the ability, you knock out the darling of my time, so that I can't get mixed up, let me experience the life of your tears in the lower city, and let me see how great your tears are."

There are 10 seconds left in the countdown to the ad.

There was silence on the other end of the line.

Zhang Zhiping asked the big wave female star on the side to light a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and continued to threaten: "Bai Dao Bai Jie, right, you have successfully attracted my attention."

"I'll stare at you with Feng Tianwang and nail you to death, don't you mind?

"I'm suggesting that you go and sleep with Prince Lu now, and see if he is willing to help you bring down me, an unknown little director whose cumulative box office is only in the top ten in history."

"And most importantly—"

Speaking of this, Zhang Zhiping's tone became more conceited and fierce: "I myself am actually not worried about what this No. 13 can give me at all."

"Give you 10,000 guts, and you won't dare to hurt Su Youchu.

"As long as Su Youchu and Prince Lu's baby kiss is still there, as long as Su Youchu is still Prince Lu's fiancée, you can play tricks casually, I don't care!"

The countdown to the ad ends.

Officially enter the live broadcast screen.

Zhang Zhiping, who was swallowing a cigarette in his mouth, saw the picture in the live broadcast room, and suddenly split into two.

In the left half of the picture, Su Youchu, who was originally in the rain, suddenly turned in a direction and ran under an eaves.

At the same time, the picture on the right half shows that No. 13 Lu Ren also suddenly turned and ran to an eaves.

According to the long shot, the two are running under the eaves of the same house, but the two eaves are at right angles, so the people under the two eaves cannot see each other.

Zhang Zhiping saw this scene, and his pupils gradually dilated.

This set of lens design, he has made a lot of youth love movies too familiar, so familiar that he thought he was watching the vulgar male and female protagonists he filmed for the first time.

There was no more sneering sneer on his face, nor was there that unstoppable conceit and arrogance.

As the two got closer and closer, Zhang Zhiping, who was still sucking the filter in his mouth, became more and more confused, as if he had been smashed on the back of his head by several people with steel pipes.

Harder than harder, each blow made his head buzz, and there was no extra thought.

At the same time, his lips slowly opened, and the cigarette stuck to his lips swung down a few times like a seesaw, and then he couldn't bear the pull of gravity.

As a few thin sparks drifted in the air, the cigarette fell straight from Zhang Zhiping's mouth, and then kept spinning and drawing circles in the air, and finally landed on his thigh trousers.

"Rub!"

The sound of the cloth being scalded was very slight, but soon, the red-hot cigarette butt was like a large needle of swine fever vaccine into the flesh of his thigh.

At the same time, Su Youchu and Lu Ren in the live broadcast room bumped into each other in such a cliché way as he expected.

"Wife~"

The surprised voice of No. 13 came from the live broadcast room, and the bigwigs present were stunned.

These two simple words held them all in place like a mantra!

"!"

Zhang Zhi stood up steeply, and the dryness of his skin made him jump to his feet in pain.

He shouted angrily: "Bai Jie, you are playing with fire!" ”

Then the next second.

He heard Su Youchu's voice: "Husband~"

This 'husband~' was like another stronger immobilization spell that fixed him in place.

Even the hot pain in his thighs seemed to be smoothed out by this two-word immobilization spell.

"It can't be...."

"When did this TM happen? Why didn't the Su family tell me? ”

In just three seconds, countless thoughts swirled through his mind.

For a moment, he felt that he was being overshadowed by the Su family!

But soon,

As Su Youchu shouted 'old man'.....

As No. 13 stammered and said that he was looking for a 'wife cake'.....

He felt the pain in his thigh come again.

He seemed to think of something, and when he turned around, he gave the big wave actress a slap: "Will you hand over cigarettes?" Handing a cigarette can burn Lao Tzu, you TM in addition to using your mouth, your hand is a little B use, right? ”

Big Wave buried his head and covered his face and didn't dare to say much, only hearing faint sobs and repeated "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Then Zhang Zhiping picked up the phone and wanted to ask Bai Jie what the script of the arrangement meant, but found that he had already hung up the phone.

"The effect of the program is the effect of the program."

He comforted himself in his heart, and at the same time put himself in the shoes of the prince, thinking about how he would feel if he saw this scene?

An old man, a wife...

Damn, he suddenly became more desperate.

Only Director Zheng was the only one in the audience who was still looking at the live broadcast room with a smile, and at the same time he muttered with relief in his heart:

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you are finally going to become Lao Bai now, with this reality show, you may really want to become the queen mother of our variety show industry!"

.....

Nanpai pear orchard.

The children of Liyuan, who were all sitting, all stood up and stared at Lu Ren on the TV screen.

If there was a killing intent in his eyes, then Lu Ren, who was thousands of miles away, would not have known that he had been killed countless times.

Su Youchu has grandparents, parents, brothers, brothers and other fans, in fact, there are also so-called wife fans.

But these wife fans are hidden among male and female fans, and they dare not say it.

When the word 'wife' is spoken, it will be attacked by a crowd.

But now there is such a guy who is suspected of being a fanatic who has spoken out.

Or said it in front of millions of people.

Although you are explaining that you want to talk about the wife's, do you think we will believe it?

You are just expressing your true thoughts, you just want to verbally tease our senior sister, you just want to snatch our wife!

Dog thief, I have diabetes, I'm going to pee to wake you up!

As for the 'husband' that the senior sister said, it is obviously the old man, you see that No. 13 is holding a wooden stick like a pervert, my senior sister can't see it, and it is very reasonable to mistakenly think that she hit her husband's crutches.

As for the pause of three seconds in the middle, it was hit, and it was reasonable to not be out of breath for a while, and the discontinuous speech was also reasonable.

Our senior sister has always focused on opera and music, and she doesn't even have enough time to rest, how can she fall in love with someone and call her husband, it is obviously a slip of the tongue, it must be a slip of the tongue!

But it's also too hateful,

My eldest sister's first husband actually said it to a trainee who didn't know which pimple came out...

It wasn't even said to me.... Woo woo, this is the most unspeakable thought in the hearts of many male and female disciples of the same age.

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Street Diary 18: The editor asked me to scan the list to study, and I scanned it carefully.

I felt that my style was really not very similar to the mainstream online articles, so I asked the editor if I still wanted to stick to it.

The editor replied to me: As long as you stick to your style and do not waver, believe me, you are the next to hit the street.