Chapter 18: I Don't Go to Hell, Who Goes to Hell (Collect!) Ask for follow-up! )
After solving the takeaway, Jiang Xiaoli took the initiative to pick up the garbage.
"You go and rest, I'll do this."
She skillfully packed the fast food boxes into plastic bags, knotted them and placed them at the door, and then wet the rag and wiped the table carefully.
It is estimated that I messed up in the kitchen today, and the little cat lady is a little unhappy.
Jiang Li thought about it carefully, the little cat lady was quite miserable. In order to fulfill his promise to learn to cook, he turned out to be an alchemy scene.
He sat on the sofa bed and looked at Jiang Xiaoli's busy back in a daze.
Half a month ago, I was the only one in this family.
Before Jiang Xiaoli came, he lived an unchanging and unkempt life at home.
Now he thinks back to his former life, and only feels that he was really lonely at that time.
But now it's different.
The corners of Jiang Li's mouth raised a slight arc.
The kitten lady is so cute, the only pity is that she knows too much, and it's not easy to fool.
I really envy a certain disciple next door.
People can take advantage of the information difference generated by different times, and there is not much that they can use except for a useless system that can indicate the heart rate.
For now, the two of them are in a state like good friends living together, and the two occasionally have intimate behavior while maintaining a sense of distance.
Of course, Jiang Li felt that this sense of distance was a bit redundant.
He wants negative distance if he can.
It's just that the kitten lady can kill him with one hand, and if Tyson comes, he may have to use two hands.
He had to think about his own life.
If you can kidnap the kitten lady as a wife......
Hey, hey, hey...... Cat Lady ...... Hey, hey, hey...... Fragrant and soft......
Thinking about it, some things that needed to be paid to watch appeared in Jiang Li's mind, and the smile on his face became more and more presumptuous.
"Your smile is a little lewd."
Jiang Xiaoli finished cleaning up the garbage, and as soon as she turned around, she saw Jiang Li's smirk, and she had goosebumps all over her body inexplicably, and instinctively put on a defensive posture.
"I just remembered something happy about."
Realizing his gaffe, Jiang Li immediately put away his smile and straightened his sitting posture.
"Don't think about it."
This guy, just laughing like that, must not be thinking about anything good.
Jiang Xiaoli gave him a blank look and sat down at the computer desk.
She hasn't touched any of today's study plan, and only after completing these tasks can she play games at night.
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoli was going to accumulate evolution points for the next evolution, Jiang Li planned to take a shallow nap.
The recent live broadcast income is quite high, and the swelling small treasury has made him lazy.
It's like entering the retirement life in advance.
It's nice to lie flat.
Jiang Li couldn't help but think like this.
Knock knock.
Just when Jiang Li had just covered the quilt and was about to make a big move to sleep, there was a knock on the door of the house.
Who is it? Express delivery? I remember I didn't buy anything, huh?
Jiang Li frowned, got up from the bed in confusion, and didn't care about the slippers he was wearing, he pulled in front of the cat's eyes and looked out of the door-
"it!"
Seeing the outsiders through the cat's eyes, Jiang Li's face changed greatly. Immediately, he took three steps and made two steps, rushed to Jiang Xiaoli's side, and didn't care about any sense of distance, grabbed Jiang Xiaoli's snow-white wrist and dragged him into the bedroom.
"What are you doing!"
Jiang Xiaoli's face froze, ready to break free from Jiang Li's hand.
Is this guy crazy?
"Hide in the room first, my parents are here!"
Jiang Li's face looked anxious.
How did the two of them get here?
In his opinion, it doesn't matter if Liu Yun and Jiang Huaishan find out that there is a girl hidden in their house, he can explain it.
But he's not hiding an ordinary girl!
It's a cat lady!
What a cat lady with ears and a tail!
"You're in the bedroom, don't make a sound."
Jiang Li made a silent gesture at Jiang Xiaoli.
Although he didn't know why the other party wanted to avoid his family by himself, seeing Jiang Li's anxious look, Jiang Xiaoli had no intention of blocking him, and nodded obediently.
After arranging Jiang Xiaoli, Jiang Li closed the bedroom door, adjusted his mood, and opened the door.
"Why did you open so late?"
Liu Yun and Jiang Huaishan naturally walked to the entrance.
"Do the reincarnation of grains, and play with toilet paper in the palm of your hand."
Jiang Li said nonsense, and then took out two pairs of slippers from the shoe cabinet, but saw Jiang Xiaoli's sneakers on the side.
While putting down the slippers for his parents, he quietly pulled the size 36 sneakers under the shoe cabinet.
"It's so tall to pull a poop."
Liu Yun walked into the house and looked around.
She keenly noticed that there was something wrong with her son's house.
"You didn't say anything about it, so I didn't go to the station to pick you up."
Jiang Li said as he went to the kitchen and poured two glasses of water.
His hometown is not in Jiangcheng, but in Lianxian, not far from Jiangcheng.
After graduating from university, he did not choose to go to other cities for development, but directly stayed in Jiangcheng to rent a house and start his own live broadcast career.
This decision has also been criticized by the two elders for a long time.
"Do you call us to pick us up if you call Didi back and forth?"
Jiang Huaishan walked around the living room and sat down on the sofa bed.
"If you really have that heart, it's better to find a serious job, buy a car to pick us up at the station, or go back to Lianxian County to see us when you have time."
Yes, it seems that he has traveled thousands of miles to train himself.
Handing the two glasses of water in his hand to his parents, Jiang Li shook his head helplessly:
"I earn a lot of money now, and my job is easy, so why bother to roll up with those who are PUA by capital...... The money is enough to spend, and I am happy myself, and that is enough. ”
"You earn money to spend for yourself, not for others to see."
The older generation always thinks that a serious job can get ahead, but they don't know that the income of freelance work in this era is not much lower.
Jiang Li didn't think so.
Career is such a thing, as long as you are suitable for your own love, as long as you can meet the needs of life, why bother to compromise?
What's more, freelancing can also avoid workplace involution.
"Crooked! It's all crooked! ”
Jiang Huaishan was blocked by Jiang Li's series of words and didn't know what to say, so he could only glare at Jiang Li with hatred, snorted coldly and turned his head to stop talking.
It's just that after turning his head, he seemed to see something terrifying, and the expression on his face instantly became stiff.
Liu Yun didn't notice that something was wrong with her husband, and while she drank water, she scanned back and forth on the assembled sofa bed and an extra pink computer in the living room.
"A good room doesn't sleep? Sleeping in the living room? Also, what did you waste money on and buy an extra computer? ”
Bad! Forget about this stubble!
Jiang Li broke out in a cold sweat.
His parents came uninvited, and he didn't have time to prepare at all, and there were too many flaws.
"One of the computers is a work machine, and the other is for my own use."
Jiang Li's CPU was running wildly, and in order to dispel Liu Yun's doubts, he almost exhausted what he had learned all his life.
If he can have the current thinking ability in the college entrance examination, he will at least have a 211.
“…… This sofa bed is convenient for me to take a nap after work at noon. ”
"Take a nap? It's good to have a bed and don't sleep, what's wrong? ”
Jiang Li's bewildered behavior was beyond Liu Yun's rectification, and she looked at her son suspiciously, trying to find something from the expression on his face.
"I think there's a reason your son doesn't sleep in bed."
Jiang Huaishan's pupils shook, and his voice trembled a little, with a hint of disbelief.
Looking at Jiang Huaishan's line of sight, Jiang Li gasped.
Liu Yun covered her mouth with a complicated expression.
Where the three of them were looking, Jiang Xiaoli's chest armor swayed freely in the wind.
It's still black lace.
There was dead silence in the room.
"Would you believe me if I said I had a cosmite?"
Jiang Li immediately felt ruthless in his heart, and said righteously.
As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.