Lin Zhan Wang sent Jiang Li and them downstairs to their home.

In the original plan, this time it was supposed to be a three-day and two-night trip, but unfortunately, Lin Zhanwang's company suddenly asked for overtime, and several people had to decide to go home.

After saying goodbye to their friends, the two went upstairs.

"It's still comfortable in your own kennel......"

As soon as he entered the house, Coffee meowed and ran over.

Jiang Li immediately squatted down, picked up the coffee and inhaled violently.

I don't know why, Jiang Xiaoli looked at the other party's action, and always had some ominous premonitions.

It's like he would do to all felines......

"What did she just shout?"

Jiang Li held Xiao Coffee in both hands, scratching her little belly with a doting face.

I have to say that it is good to have a little cat lady at home who can speak cat language, and she can communicate with Xiao Coffee without barriers.

Jiang Xiaoli took off the sneakers on her feet, entered the room and collapsed on the chair.

"She thinks we're out hunting, and she's worried about us."

The kitten lady was slumped there, her little feet in white socks dangling, and she was very cute.

"Oops, little coffee is so good."

With an old fatherly smile on his face, Jiang Li rubbed Rua's little coffee's head, then put her down and opened a can on the side of her rice bowl.

"I'm going to take a shower first, I haven't washed it for a day, and I was still a little sweaty yesterday, and I was sticky and uncomfortable."

Jiang Li lowered his head and sniffed at his body, frowning with some disgust.

"You go, I won't peek."

The kitten lady has learned to answer.

She couldn't wait to turn on the computer and prepare to mine with her own character.

Earn money, earn money!

"Don't eavesdrop on my shower."

"Who is going to listen to this kind of voice!! Stinky Jiangli! Stupid Jiangli! ”

Who knew that Jiang Li raised his head very seriously.

"Me."

？？？

Jiang Xiaoli was stunned.

She didn't feel like she was quite able to figure out the man's adaptive lower limit.

As he spoke, Jiang Li stretched out three fingers.

"Just listening to the sound of you taking a bath, I can eat three bowls of rice."

"Perverted Jiang Li! The stinky river is !! ”

This sentence made Jiang Xiaoli's face flush all of a sudden, and she ran over with three steps and two steps, and stepped on him fiercely.

"Oh~ thank you for the reward!"

Jiang Li endured the pain and forced himself to make a strange sound.

The kitten lady will not be able to do it at all, she is afraid.

This guy really eats both soft and hard!

"Go take your bath!! Perverted Jiang Li!! ”

……

After taking a shower, Jiang Li sat on the toilet with an expressionless face, like a thinker.

As we all know, the time in the toilet is the time when a person's energy is the most focused, as long as you are bored, even if there is this manual, most of them have to be turned over for you with relish, every time you go to the toilet, Jiang Li will begin to think about some profound and philosophical questions, as a philosopher, such as what am I, where am I, what do I have for lunch......

He called this state of his own latrine theory.

As long as he squats long enough, I am a master of the tree man, and most of the flowers will be sorted out for him, but it is a pity that Jiang Li himself is not a young man with hemorrhoids, and there is no problem of difficulty in excretion.

Alas, the health of the body has made the big dreams of a philosophical young man stillborn.

With the last accumulation, Jiang Li felt a lot more relaxed.

This is the end of today's philosophical reflections.

Jiang Li let out a sigh of relief and reached out to the paper towel holder that was placing paper on the side.

Bang la la -

The paper tube on the tissue holder rotated with his movements.

？？？

Jiang Li hurriedly looked at the bare paper tube on the tissue holder.

It's broken.

Today, his reputation will be ruined because there is no paper in the toilet.

He looked around, trying to find other possibilities to save himself.

It's a pity that even the paper basket in the toilet is clean.

Finally, Jiang Li turned his gaze to his fingers.

No, just take a shower.

The idea of this strong man breaking his wrist was instantly strangled in his mind.

Jiang Li could only be cheeky and ask Jiang Xiaoli for help.

"Uh...... Sister Xiaoli~"

After a while, a dark shadow appeared on the frosted glass on the toilet door.

"Just say something, your tone is so penetrating."

Jiang Xiaoli rubbed the goosebumps on her arm, the voice of the guy calling her sister just now was too numb, and she was a little uncomfortable.

"Help me get a roll of paper, the toilet is out of paper."

"What?"

Jiang Xiaoli outside the door was stunned for a while, but then burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha...... No paper...... Hahahaha! ”

She never thought that a Jiang Li would have to ask her for help because he was trapped in the toilet because he had no paper.

“……”

Silence, it was Jiang Li, who had no paper in the toilet.

At this time, Jiang Li sat on the toilet, his face turned blue and purple because of embarrassment.

"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor! When I wipe it clean, I will ask you! ”

"Stinky Jiangli! Stupid Jiangli! You also have today! ”

Now the embarrassed person is Jiang Li, how could Jiang Xiaoli let go of this opportunity, she ignored the cruel words of the other party, and took this opportunity to laugh at this guy who was trapped in the toilet because he had no paper.

"Please...... Little Glass ......"

Jiang Li's voice was quite gnashing of teeth.

If he really didn't know what to do now, how could he leave his fate to the little cat girl?

He struggled to reach for the lock and opened it.

"The paper rolls are in the drawer of the coffee table in the living room......"

"Help me get it, and I'll get you a hundred off the bill!"

Afraid that Jiang Xiaoli would laugh at him again, Jiang Li had to coerce and lure him and use the so-called bill as a bargaining chip.

The figure reflected in the frosted glass disappears.

After a while, a crack opened in the toilet door, and a brand new roll of paper towels rolled in.

"It stinks! The exhaust fan doesn't turn on either! ”

Jiang Xiaoli's voice outside the door was muffled, and when she heard it, she pinched her little nose.

With the sound of a switch being flicked, the exhaust fan in the toilet operates.

It was the kitten lady who turned on the switch outside the door.

"Sure enough, it's a stinky river!"

Throwing down this sentence, Jiang Xiaoli returned to the computer to supervise his role.

After a while, Jiang Li, who had cleaned up the local area, walked out of the toilet.

He swore that he would definitely check if there was any paper in the toilet in the future.

It's embarrassing.

But fortunately, she is Jiang Xiaoli, and if she wants to be replaced by Gu Pingsheng, it is estimated that she will have to ink for half a day.

When the ink was finished, it was estimated that the first thing I put into the toilet was not a paper towel, but a mobile phone with a flashing light.

Don't ask, ask if he's done something similar before.

"Yesterday's account, plus today's, has been reduced by a total of six hundred!"

Seeing that Jiang Li had come out, Jiang Xiaoli hurriedly reminded the other party.

"Okay, I know, I won't forget."

Jiang Li said this, took out his mobile phone, and continued to pretend to press it on the phone.

"Okay, minus it for you."

He sat on the chair with his mobile phone and said to the little cat lady.

Looking at Jiang Li, who was sitting over, the little cat girl squinted her eyes and took the opportunity to quickly glance at the other party's mobile phone screen.

It was a little far away, and the words were a little blurry, but she could make out that the page on her phone was a notepad.

It seems that he was keeping accounts on a notepad.

Jiang Xiaoli already had a plan in her heart.

"What do you want to eat at noon? I treat you and don't keep accounts. ”

Thinking of the 10w issued after the heart rate reached the requirement, Jiang Li felt like he had become rich overnight.

He waved his hand generously, clicked on the magnesium ball, and put the phone directly in front of the kitten lady.

"Point! Whatever you want! Eat as much as you want! ”

Jiang Xiaoli looked up at Jiang Li with a shocked expression.

This guy, isn't he sick today?

How could you suddenly be so kind?