Chapter 43: How Old Are You?
The next morning, Jiang Li was called by the scheduled alarm clock.
He sat on the sofa bed in a daze, and his mind flashed like a marquee last night Jiang Xiaoli broke his skull and deliberately punched the fist.
He shuddered.
Jiang Li vowed never to secretly take ugly photos of Jiang Xiaoli in the future.
All women care about their image.
Even the little cat lady who is not fully aware of modern consciousness is no exception.
It's horrible......
The rampaging kitten mother caused him great psychological trauma, and his abdomen is still aching faintly until now.
I have to take advantage of the fact that today is her birthday and have a good coax......
Jiang Li hated why he had to owe so much last night, and then got up.
According to his order yesterday afternoon, the cake should be delivered in a moment.
Sure enough, he had just finished washing up when the cake shop called him.
"Well, yes, just leave it at the door, don't knock on the door, I'll take it myself."
Afraid that Jiang Xiaoli, who had abnormal hearing, heard the knock on the door, Jiang Li had a sense of déjà vu dreaming of going back to high school and secretly ordering takeout at home late at night.
He carefully twisted the doorknob, sneakily poked his head out, picked up the birthday cake wrapped in the doorway, and closed the door.
Pricking up his ears and listening carefully, Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Jiang Xiaoli in the room had not woken up, and lowered his head to check whether the cake in the package was complete.
He looked around, intending to find a shady place to hide the cake.
The space of my own home is not very large, and I can see the entire living room from the door. So much so that in the end, he could only put the cake in the corner of the sofa bed where the sun couldn't get it, and then take a cloth to cover it.
The cake was received, but that wasn't enough.
Thinking so, Jiang Li began to frantically deduct words in the micro-message.
……
Jiang Xiaoli woke up, pushed open the door, and saw Jiang Li standing in the living room covering the phone and muttering something.
Jiang Li also found her, his body stiffened, and he said "don't say it yet" on the other end of the phone, and then hung up the phone.
He smiled at Jiang Xiaoli.
The little cat lady remembered what happened last night, so she ignored him, just snorted and passed by Jiang Li.
But after a few steps, she stopped, frowning.
The kitten snorted, and she smelled an unfamiliar smell in the air.
This one tastes sweet.
It's like ...... Some kind of sweet?
"What a taste, it's sweet."
Hearing Jiang Xiaoli's words, Jiang Li's heart hung in his throat.
He never imagined that this little cat lady's sense of smell was so sensitive that he could even smell something as faint as cake.
"Did you steal something in the morning behind my back?"
Fortunately, Jiang Xiaoli's IQ did not reach the point where the first emperor did not start a business and the middle way collapsed.
Soothing his pounding little heart, Jiang Li tried his best to keep his facial expression calm.
"I ate an egg yolk pie myself in the morning, you might smell it, right?"
Jiang Xiaoli narrowed her eyes and stared suspiciously at Jiang Li's clear eyes.
"Is that so?"
"When have you ever seen me eat breakfast? I got up a little hungry today, so I ate an egg yolk pie. ”
Jiang Li's face was not red and his heart was not beating when he lied, Jiang Xiaoli really couldn't see any flaws, so he snorted coldly again and walked into the bathroom.
"It's better to be like this."
Hearing the sound floating out of the toilet, Jiang Li smiled.
Even if it's not? You bite me?
However, with the experience of last night, he only dared to say this sentence in his heart.
After Jiang Xiaoli finished washing, the two sat side by side at the computer desk.
The kitten girl watched the learning video while supervising the work, while Jiang Li didn't know what to do on the phone.
She doesn't have any curiosity in this regard, this stinky Jiang Li can do whatever she wants, as long as it doesn't disturb her.
"How old are you?"
Jiang Xiaoli was stunned, a trace of red flew on her face, and she scolded with some shame.
"34c, don't you know? Perverted! ”
All her body data was set by the other party, and she knew this, but she didn't know why this guy was asking knowingly.
Jiang Li was choked by the little kitten's answer.
"Me, I'm asking about age ......"
He said weakly.
What is this little girl in her head now?
Who the hell turned her into this?
Give me back my pure little kitten mother!
Jiang Xiaoli realized that she would be mistaken, and her originally slightly red face turned a little red because of embarrassment.
"Ten, nineteen! Just now, I just woke up! A little unconscious! You, don't overthink it! ”
"Good, good...... I know I know ......"
"Are you perfunctory to me!"
"No, no, how can it be?"
After dealing with the embarrassed Jiang Xiaoli, Jiang Li lowered his head and pondered.
Nineteen......
He had always thought that the Warriors of Light were old monsters who had lived for hundreds of years.
It seems that her own kitten lady is really still a genius in terms of fighting.
After knowing Jiang Xiaoli's age, Jiang Li continued to keep his head down and tinker on his phone.
From time to time, the guy looked down in contemplation, frowned from time to time, and sometimes suddenly burst out laughing silently.
Jiang Xiaoli wondered if this guy had a mental problem.
Is something unclean possessed?
Or did you hit too hard last night......
She thinks the second possibility is more likely.
I was so angry last night, I don't know if I hit Jiang Li's brain when he was struggling.
If you really beat him out...... Aren't you responsible?
Jiang Xiaoli's intestines were all repentant.
After thinking about it for a while, she still raised her head and carefully poked Jiang Li's arm.
Feeling the touch of Jiang Xiaoli's fingers, Jiang Li's PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) was committed.
He shuddered violently and looked at Jiang Xiaoli beside him.
"What are you doing?"
"No, just, just ask how you feel today......
The little cat didn't dare to look at Jiang Li's eyes.
She was afraid to see in this guy's eyes stupidity that didn't exist before.
"It's okay, what's wrong?"
Jiang Li didn't know why, so he hurriedly looked out the window.
The sun rises in the east......
Why did the little cat mother suddenly care about herself?
"I didn't ...... It's fine if you're okay. ”
Since Jiang Li said that she was fine, she was not good at saying anything.
It's just that Jiang Xiaoli still raises his eyes from time to time to see if he is normal.
In this way, the two of them spent a morning with their own hearts and minds.
……
"I'm a little sleepy and want to go take a nap."
The weather is gradually starting to get hotter, and the sultry air makes people drowsy.
After eating lunch and inking in front of the computer desk for another hour or two, Jiang Xiaoli yawned.
The stupid Jiang Li didn't have to broadcast live for the past two days, and the afternoon of the two of them suddenly became idle, and there was nothing else to do, and they could brush their hands until they fell asleep.
What's more, that guy has been tinkering with his broken phone all the time today, and he hasn't talked to her much, and she feels a little irritable for some reason.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaoli puffed out her cheeks angrily.
Hum! If you don't speak, don't speak! Ben Meow simply went straight back to the room to sleep in the nest!
Who is willing to accompany this stuffy oil bottle here, only caring about the mobile phone, not saying a word.
Can't suffocate him!
She got up from her chair after repeatedly confirming that her character was mining.
"Well, you go to sleep."
Jiang Li was still having a headache about how to make the next plan, but he didn't expect this girl to solve herself directly.
In your own planning, this is the hardest part.
Seeing the kitten girl walk into the room in a daze, Jiang Li took out his mobile phone.
"The goal has been solved, proceed to Phase 2."
Seeing the news in the WeChat message, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.