I have to say that the combat effectiveness of the little cat lady is really strong.

The coconut chicken that cost more than 500 yuan was wiped out in this way, and even the soup in it was drunk by her.

Jiang Xiaoli, who was full of food and drink, fell on the bed and made a lovely burp comfortably.

Jiang Li also sat on his floor bunk and relaxed, and then got up to clean up the empty bowls on the table.

"When are you going to get the mattress out?"

The little cat lady's little foot kicked the mattress under the bed, only to feel that it was a bit of a hindrance in the room.

"Huh? Can I move it out? ”

Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, and looked at Jiang Xiaoli who was lying on the bed dangling her little feet.

"What are you talking about? Of course you have to move it out? ”

Raising her head slightly, Jiang Xiaoli frowned and looked at Jiang Li like a fool.

"This, so fast...... Not really, right? ”

Putting the disposable bowl and garbage back into the takeaway bag, Jiang Li's expression was twisted, looking a little embarrassed.

"Not? What's so fast? ”

Jiang Xiaoli's CPU is running wildly, and she always feels that the conversation between the two is not on the same channel.

"Huh? Didn't you tell me to move the mattress out and sleep in the bed with you? ”

Jiang Li looked surprised.

The kitten was stunned for two seconds, feeling that she was a little overclocked.

It didn't take long for her to react, her little face turned red all of a sudden, and she glared at Jiang Li angrily.

"Who's going to sleep in bed with you!"

"Don't you mean that?"

"Who would mean that!!"

Jiang Xiaoli felt that she still underestimated the other party's shamelessness.

"Where will I sleep when the mattress is gone?"

Jiang Li asked as he pretended to be surprised.

"Can't you just go back to the living room and sleep......"

Vaguely, the little cat mother had already noticed that this guy was deliberately pretending to be stupid, and the tone of his speech was already a bit of gnashing of teeth.

"Is there a possibility, it's hot outside."

Jiang Li looked like he was crying, and looked at Jiang Xiaoli pitifully.

"Are you willing to let me get heat out outside?"

"Reluctant."

Jiang Xiaoli did not hesitate and nodded very seriously.

"Well, how could you ......?"

Wait a minute?

As if things were a little unexpected?

"Shouldn't you be reluctant to let me suffer like that?"

Jiang Li asked with a strange expression.

"What does it have to do with me when you suffer, and it's not me who suffers."

Jiang Xiaoli clasped her hands on her chest, with an expression that had nothing to do with me, but she still glanced at the other party from time to time to observe his expression.

Depend on!

Reaching out to cover his chest, Jiang Li felt for the first time that the words that came out of the mouth of the little cat mother could hurt so much.

"But it's really hot outside...... You see, it's 32 degrees. ”

As he spoke, Jiang Li showed the weather forecast on his mobile phone.

Yellow warning for high temperatures.

"And then?"

Jiang Xiaoli was still unmoved, and even found a solution very wittily.

"If it's hot, wouldn't it be nice if you had an air conditioner in the living room?"

When the little cat mother said this, the corners of Jiang Li's mouth rose slightly.

Sure enough, I knew she would say that.

He had been prepared for this solution.

"You forgot? This house is rented, and the installation of air conditioning requires perforation for the exterior wall of the house, which must be approved by the landlord. ”

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise crazily, Jiang Li hurriedly frowned, and covered it with a wry smile.

"The landlord said it at the time...... There is no need to install two air conditioners in this house...... Waste of money. Besides, the air conditioner is expensive, what should I do with this money? On your account? ”

Jiang Xiaoli wanted to scold Jiang Li for being shameless and blackmailing her with that non-existent bill.

But she thought about it.

Isn't that right?

He can use that non-existent bill to deceive himself, why can't he use that so-called bill to get a righteous prostitute?

Just do it.

"Okay, put it on my account."

Jiang Xiaoli crossed her hands on her hips with a contemptuous smile on her face.

"But the landlord won't let me pretend."

After saying the main point, Jiang Li pretended to be helpless and spread his hands.

There was silence in the room.

What kind of existence the landlord is, Jiang Xiaoli knows.

After all, when she was running around the world in the past, she had seen a lot of landlords, and she also felt the fear of being ruled by landlords.

Her expression became embarrassed.

After thinking about it for a long time, in the end, the little cat lady really couldn't think of any other way, so she could only grit her teeth and glared at Jiang Li viciously.

"You're only allowed to sleep here in the summer! When it cools down, you'll move me out! ”

Jiang Li lifted the quilt, lay down in the quilt, and after humming comfortably, he casually perfunctory.

"Uh-huh, got it."

To cool down?

Look at your current heart rate before you speak.

A kitten lady with an honest mouth.

Jiang Xiaoli stared at Jiang Li, who was lying on the ground bunk, playing with his mobile phone with Erlang's legs, snorted coldly, turned around and walked out of the room.

Jiang Li, who was lying in the quilt like a wasted man, hummed a little song, leisurely opened the golden shovel, and started this afternoon's battle to protect the eight and fight for the seven.

What to play? Blowing up the prince? Or five spiritual winds blowing up at Angela in the back row?

No matter what, the heroic power with Di Renjie must be right.

Just as he was ready to start the game, a window popped up on his phone.

[The subject you are following has posted a new question.] 】

Well? Does the kitten lady have doubts about her life again?

Exiting the game, Jiang Li clicked on Zhihu.

"He's been so weird lately, he always wants to come to my room to make a bunk, and I'm not right, my heart beats so fast when I look at him......"

Oh...... It turns out that this is the inner world of the kitten lady?

Seeing Jiang Xiaoli describe his inner thoughts for the first time, Jiang Li immediately felt very interesting, so he didn't plan to post an answer immediately, but planned to see what others said first.

The emotional problems posted by girls are generally not much lower.

The reality was indeed as Jiang Li expected, but in just ten minutes, there were a lot of comments under this question.

"Everyone says they don't believe it, but where is the trust between people? Where is morality? Where is the dignity? Where is the subject's WeChat? ”

"Laxatives, subject, he's hungry for your body, you can't sink!"

"Subject, you are very dangerous now, so let's do it, you give me your address, and I will help you immediately......"

"Who understands the family! Jimei's situation is obviously entangled by grasshoppers......"

Ahh

These comments are not serious, and everyone is a thief and a boxer.

The modern Internet is really mixed and smoky.

Looking at those comments, a sense of justice arose spontaneously in Jiang Fu, and he felt that he needed to establish a correct emotional outlook for the ignorant and ignorant little cat girl.

This is his life...... Oh no, the duties of a cat life mentor!

So, Jiang Li's fingers jumped quickly on the mobile phone screen.

In this case, the man obviously likes the subject, but in the subject's question, it is mentioned that the man will have a faster heartbeat and other psychological activities, according to my understanding, the subject also likes the man! Both of them like each other, and trying to open the skylight and say something bright will work wonders? ”

After carefully checking whether there were any typos in the copy, Jiang Li nodded with satisfaction and clicked send casually.

Just as he was about to reopen the game, an unread message quickly popped up on Zhihu.

He immediately clicked on the message and checked it.

It's a pity that this unread message is not the kitten's.

"Something always feels wrong, huh? The account of this answer can't be the vest of the cohabiting male of the subject, right? Why is there an abacus crackling and ringing all the time? His heart is damned! ”

Tut? Why are you so blind?

Jiang Li frowned, and deleted this comment with some weakness.

The rain girl has no melons!