Chapter 65: Giving a Lesson to the Buffet (Second Round of Follow-up!) )
For two or three days in a row, Jiang Li has been pestered by the little cat mother to play games, so that the time of the live broadcast has been shortened.
"Ah...... Neck pain. ”
After finishing the game, Jiang Li stretched lazily and yawned.
"That's it? Can you do it? ”
The little cat lady glanced at Jiang Li, who looked like a waste dog on the side, with a disgusted face.
In contrast, Jiang Xiaoli looked full of vitality, and even thought about opening another game.
"When you're older, it's definitely going to be like this when you sit and look at a computer screen all the time."
Jiang Li stumbled and explained, he could only use his age to hide himself.
However, it is true that he used to sit in front of the computer for a day without any major problems, but now he has back pain after only sitting for a few hours.
Time is a pig-killing knife......
Jiang Li sighed with emotion, while lying down and removing the mattress and restoring it to the original sofa, but no matter what kind of posture he changed, he felt a little uncomfortable.
"Do you want to go out and breathe today? I've been staying at home and it's getting rusty. ”
Looking at the bright sun outside the window, Jiang Li thought about it and decided to go out for a walk.
Jiang Xiaoli heard the other party's words, and also turned her head to look out the window.
It's late in the evening, and it's not that hot, so it's really good for a walk.
"Then let's go out for a walk."
Because of the rain, she didn't go out for several days, and if she didn't go out again, she would really become a little waste kept in captivity by Jiang Li.
The kitten lady didn't ink, and since she had decided to go out, she ran into the room barefoot, locked the door, and began to change her clothes.
Jiang Li pulled the white short sleeves on his body, looked at it carefully, and found that there was no sign of yellowing and stinking, and the version was also a simple style that could be used on the street on a daily basis, and he could take a shower and get a new one when he came back, so he didn't plan to change his clothes.
The two of them changed their clothes and went downstairs, and suddenly came out of the cool air-conditioned room, and came into contact with the warm air outside, and they sneezed in unison.
"Ahh
"Why are you learning me to sneeze?"
"You're just learning from me!"
The kitten lady and Jiang Li quarreled very naively, you use you to push me with your ass, and I will push back with my ass.
They were playing and making noise, attracting old men who were sitting on the side of the road and resting with their fans.
Those old men stopped shaking the fan in their hands, looked at it with a smile on their aunts, and bowed their heads to each other and whispered to each other that it was good to be young.
Jiang Li thinks that the way the two get along should be to play with each other naively, a peaceful life is beautiful, but after a long time, you will feel tired.
But the two of them don't have this kind of tired period, they should play and make trouble, and they are happy to play tricks on each other.
A little tired from the fight, they stopped very tacitly and walked side by side on the path.
The outdoors in the evening is not as hot as during the day, and the occasional cool night breeze makes Jiang Xuan feel relaxed.
"We can go eat first."
After being dragged by the kitten mother to play a game for a day, Jiang Li suddenly remembered that the two of them didn't even seem to have eaten lunch yet.
At the thought of this, his stomach growled.
"So what to eat?"
Jiang Xiaoli also felt that her stomach was empty, tilted her head and thought for a long time, and rarely fell into hesitation.
"How about going to a buffet? It's just that I've been hungry for a day, so maybe I'll be able to eat it back! ”
Thinking of the little cat lady who could eat, Jiang Li's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands violently.
"Buffet? OK. ”
I remembered that the other party had told me before that as long as you paid the capitation fee for the buffet, you could eat as much as you wanted.
She's always wanted to try it.
"Then wait, I'll see where to eat."
The kitten lady loves to eat fish, so find a seafood buffet.
Jiang Li selected the store on the magnesium group, clicked on the reservation table on the WeChat official account in advance, and led Jiang Xiaoli to walk in another direction.
……
In Qianda Plaza, Jiang Xiaoli stood at the door of the seafood self-service and swallowed her saliva.
The decoration of the entire store looked extraordinary, and with the faint aroma wafting out of it, her little belly screamed again.
"You can really eat as much as you want, right?"
Jiang Xiaoli's eyes stared directly at the customers sitting by the window, and the dazzling food on the table was dazzling.
"Eat as much as you want, and be full."
Jiang Li showed the QR code of the row table in his hand to the waiter standing at the door, and said to Jiang Xiaoli with a smile.
The waiter on the side still maintained a good professional quality, and scanned the QR code given by Jiang Li with a smile on his face, but in fact, he had been wondering how the couple was chattering.
was brought into the store by the waiter, and Jiang Xiaoli immediately smelled all kinds of aromas.
Although she could already smell a little at the door, the scent seduced her taste buds even more once she entered it.
She entered the state of a turtle for the first time in a long time, looking left and right, full of curiosity about everything in this store.
Secretly glancing at the various foods placed in the hall, Jiang Xiaoli blinked her eyes quickly, and then kept swallowing her saliva.
"We'll be able to come here and get food in a while, it's all free, you can eat whatever you want."
Looking at the other party's unladylike appearance, Jiang Li said with a smile.
The two followed the waiter to a window, located in the corner.
As soon as she sat down on the seat, the little cat girl rubbed her hands very excitedly, and the horns were about to flow out of the corners of her mouth.
"You can take whatever you want to eat, but remember not to take too much, we will be fined if you have too much leftover."
The waiter put down the plates and cutlery, Jiang Xiaoli wanted to get up and run there to eat, Jiang Li, who saw this scene, even though he knew that this sentence was a little redundant, but just in case, he still gave advice.
"Got it~"
Under the warm light, Jiang Xiaoli, who had just left her seat, heard the other party's words and suddenly looked back.
Because she can open up the dry rice, her face is filled with a happy smile.
The delicate and cute little face shines under the light, even if it is not powdered, but the so-called Internet celebrity on the Internet is not as good as this natural little cat girl.
Jiang Li couldn't help but look a little crazy.
She's so cute.
"Hurry up, hurry up! Let's go get something to eat! I'm so hungry! ”
Seeing that Jiang Li was still sitting in the seat, the little cat mother was suddenly a little anxious, so she directly grabbed his arm and dragged him out of the seat.
"Don't worry, no one will rob you."
Letting Jiang Xiaoli grasp his arm tightly, Jiang Li couldn't cry or laugh.
Coming to the counter where the food was placed, Jiang Xiaoli stared at the various foods on the table, hesitating in her heart, and didn't know which one she should take for a while.
Seeing the other party's embarrassment, Jiang Li followed her side and patiently explained to her what cooking method was used for each dish and what the taste was.
The little cat lady looked at the seafood on the table, and her eyes couldn't stop looking at Jiang Li beside her.
At first, it was just because he was a character he created, and he had an inexplicable sense of intimacy with him...... But now, as long as she stays by Jiang Li's side, she will have a feeling of peace of mind out of nothing.
It's not that Jiang Li is reliable.
This guy can't even hold a lot of things, and sometimes the cans canned food can't be unscrewed at home and she has to get her hands on it herself, but every time this guy is reliable, he is unexpectedly very attractive.
No matter how hard she denied her inner feelings, Jiang Xiaoli still had to admit that she was indeed so ...... about this stinky Jiang Li So a little bit, just a little bit of like.
"You can take the things here, I don't know what you want to eat, oh yes, try not to take the staple food, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it back."
Jiang Li said as he took a clip from the shelf next to him and handed it to Jiang Xiaoli.
So, with his help, the little cat lady finally sat back in her seat with three or four dishes full of dishes.
Although she had been reminded in advance, Jiang Xiaoli still disrespected the buffet and took a plate of seafood fried rice.
Jiang Li picked up a sea urchin that had been opened from his plate, pulled the sea urchin meat chop inside on a piece of salmon bones, and then drizzled some Japanese soy sauce.
The delicious taste quickly filled his mouth.
"Ah...... It's so cool! ”
After one bite, Jiang Li's appetite was greatly improved, and he was ready to eat directly.
And when he picked up the second sea urchin, a small white hand took away all the prawns on the other side in front of him.
???
Jiang Li, who looked confused, raised his head, but only saw the little cat lady with bulging cheeks in front of him, holding half a crab in one hand and a string of fried shrimp in the other, and there were fish bones piled up in a hill in the bowl......
"Look at Senmo...... I've seen Alcoa......"
Jiang Xiaoli's mouth was full of lobster meat, and her voice was a little slurred.
"You eat, you eat...... I don't look at ......"
Jiang Li felt that he still seriously underestimated Jiang Xiaoli's combat effectiveness.
Looking at her mouth full of oil, Jiang Li shook his head helplessly, picked up a piece of paper from the side, and stretched out his hand to wipe the oil stains on her face.
Getting a soft bullet, Jiang Li can feel the delicacy of the kitten girl's skin through the tissue.
"You'll eat it well, your face will be dirty, I'll help you peel the shrimp and crabs into the fried rice, you eat the bibimbap, it's fragrant."
Maybe it was because she was focusing on the dry rice, Jiang Xiaoli didn't react to Jiang Li's actions this time, and just let the other party wipe her little face with a tissue.
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
Swallowing the food in her mouth, Jiang Xiaoli suddenly raised her head and asked.
"Because I like you."
Jiang Li tilted his head and looked at the girl opposite with a smile, his tone full of reason.
This, this guy!
I knew I wouldn't ask!
Shame on you!
The little kitten lady's little heart fluttered, and the two little feet wearing small white shoes under the table rubbed together uneasily, but her expression remained unchanged on her face.
No way! It's always been this guy who makes me so weird! I've got to get back on the field!
Thinking like this, the corners of Jiang Xiaoli's mouth suddenly raised a wicked smile.
?
Seeing the other party's smile, Jiang Li was stunned, and vaguely felt that this girl seemed to be doing some kind of work.
After doing a good job of psychological construction for himself, he began to think about what kind of reaction he should pretend to have for a while, so that this girl would have a sense of accomplishment.
It's just that she didn't expect that the little cat lady still had a teasing smile on her face, tilted her head, and a cunning light flashed in her eyes, stretched out her chopsticks to pick up a piece of fish and sent it to Jiang Li.
"Since you like me, then I'll serve you vegetables, not too much, right?"
!!!
I didn't expect the kitten lady to come to this trick.
Jiang Li, who couldn't resist it, turned red violently, and then hurriedly covered his nose, for fear that he would have something foreign.
So cute!
It's so cunning that he actually uses this way to break his own defenses!
Jiang Li turned his head with a red face, not daring to look at Jiang Xiaoli again.
"What's wrong? Why not eat it? Don't you like me? ”
The little kitten's smile was full of trickery, and she slightly lowered the chopsticks in her hand and flicked the hair of her sideburns with one hand.
"I eat, I can't eat...... You bring it again......"
Jiang Li's face was still red, and he never dared to look at Jiang Xiaoli again, feeling that the other party picked up the chopsticks again and stretched them out, he suddenly leaned up, opened his mouth and ate the food she had brought into his mouth.
Damn, did you turn out to be the type with high offense and low defense?
The little cat lady really grasped his lifeblood this time.
……
Just when Jiang Xiaoli stood up from his seat for the ninth time with an empty plate, a middle-aged man wearing a suit and a Bluetooth headset in his ear ran over sweating profusely.
Jiang Li seemed to have expected it.
He slumped in his seat, touched his round belly, and looked at the middle-aged man with a look in his eyes as if to say:
You're here, huh?
Without giving himself time to breathe, the middle-aged man just wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:
"Hello two, two guests...... I, I'm the manager of this store...... That's right, you are the 100th customer of our store today, and we are going to give you a special ......"
100?
Jiang Li opened his mobile phone with a strange face, looked at the table page on his mobile phone, and checked his number.
Number 139.
Before he could speak, the middle-aged man seemed to be relieved, and hurriedly continued:
"That's right, our activity is that if you can stop eating now, we can give you a refund of one-third of the consumption amount, and by the way, we will give you a 100 yuan voucher for the Wagyu buffet opposite......"
Hearing this, Jiang Li could probably guess what the other party meant.
I was crazy in my heart and called good guys.
It seems that Teacher Jiang Xiaoli's lesson to this store is too educational, and they can't bear it.
However, this buffet coupon opposite the hand is really a disaster......
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Li looked at the manager with a serious face.
"I think a third seems a little less, so I'll eat with my girlfriend."
After speaking, he was ready to get up and take Jiang Xiaoli to continue to get something to eat.
"Don't ...... Oh no, sir, that's right, it's just me who remembered it wrong, and I'm really sorry that the benefit of one hundred customers in our store should be free for one person. ”
The manager was a good guy and reacted quickly.
It's just that his eyes are always on the plate in Jiang Xiaoli's hand.
Auntie, don't eat it! If you eat it again, you will really lose money!