Jiang Li, as a good man in the new era who has studied the male virtue scripture on the Internet, decisively avoided heavy oil and spicy food when ordering takeout, and also refused the kitten's request to eat cold drinks.

"If you say no, you can't do it, wait until you finish eating and it's the same as during the day, what if the pain is going to die or live?"

After eating the seafood porridge in his bowl, Jiang Li looked at Jiang Xiaoli, who had already finished the meal, but fell on the sofa because the food was too light and there was no cold drink.

"I don't care, I don't care!! I want to eat I want to eat!! Woowoowoo......"

This strange creature of a woman...... Why is it that when the situation is special, I want to make a whole moth......

During my aunt's period, I wanted to eat spicy and iced food, when I was pregnant, I wanted to smell the paint and wanted to eat a plane high-speed rail box lunch, and I wanted to eat grapefruit in summer and watermelon in winter......

Looking at Jiang Xiaoli, who was rolling around on the sofa and kicking her feet, Jiang Li patted her brain melon with a headache.

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoli stopped her movements and sat up violently, with a solemn face.

"Let you kick around, leak out, right?"

You don't have to look at it, Jiang Li knows what's going on with this girl.

"Well, my stomach still hurts a little."

Strenuous exercise, without a flood of power and stomach pain, there will be ghosts.

"I'll change it out and wash it myself later."

"Woo woo, you still like me...... If you don't care about me, forget it...... I won't be allowed to eat anything...... Woo woo woo is this the scumbag on the Internet......"

The kitten girl covered her face and cried in an emotionless reading version.

This girl, I don't know when she will use her previous confession declaration to make a fuss, and since she came into contact with the Internet, she really comes to everything with her mouth open.

I really regret letting her go online.

Damn.

Jiang Li packed the leftovers on the table, and said righteously:

"No, it's not good, it's just a trivial matter if you have a stomachache after eating, at most I'll help you rub your stomach if you get sick, and you'll be in a big sin."

"But you just want to eat it...... And what helps me rub it...... Obviously, I want to do bad things while I'm asleep......"

Jiang Xiaoli pouted and muttered quietly, and at the same time got up from the sofa, ready to replace the internal armor that had just been contaminated by the power of the desolation.

Seeing the little kitten's sullen appearance, Jiang Li sighed helplessly, and looked at the takeaway boxes piled up on the table.

"Okay, but you can't eat ice, if you want to eat sweet, I'll go out to help you buy a box of cakes or Xue Meiniang, there are too few things to deliver, so I can only go by myself."

"Really?"

Jiang Xiaoli, who was about to enter the bathroom with a brand new internal armor, suddenly stopped her steps and looked at Jiang Li with bright eyes.

"Can I still lie to you? It just so happened that I hadn't taken a shower yet, and I threw out a garbage by the way, and the takeaway box stinked overnight when the weather was hot. ”

"Okay! Praise to the best Jiang Li in the world! ”

"It's almost there, I'm really a little hairy when you praise me."

Jiang Li tightened his belt and prepared to go out with the garbage.

"Oh, then you hurry up and go out to buy food for Ben Meow to eat."

"Okay, comfortable, thank you."

In Jiang Xiaoli's scolding, Jiang Li snorted, opened the door and fled.

Slipping out of the door, Jiang Li let out a long breath.

I can't see the kitten lady, and I feel that the whole world is boring.

Throwing the garbage into the trash can, Jiang Li sniffed his hands to see if there was a strange smell, and then put his hands in his pockets and walked in the night.

Pastry shops can be seen everywhere, and the taste is very similar, there is nothing to pick, Jiang Li quickly bought Xue Meiniang and strawberry cake, and prepared to return the same way.

It's just that when he passed by a bush on the side of the road, his expression suddenly changed, and he became unusually solemn.

"It's ......"

Jiang Li stopped, replaced the dessert in his hand with one hand, then put his hand into the bush and pulled it twice, and took out a pure natural wooden stick.

This is no ordinary stick.

The whole body is straight, and it does not begin to curl a little until the tip, and the whole stick is slender and flat.

It's like a knife.

As we all know, a successful man is completely unable to refuse sticks and ice picks like swords.

After taking a closer look at this peerless divine weapon, Jiang Li couldn't help muttering to himself.

"I'm blanching...... When I was a child, in my hometown, if I had this magic weapon, there would be no vegetables within a hundred miles. ”

Saying that, Jiang Li followed Jiang Xiaoli's appearance when she first came, threw out a handsome but somewhat jerky knife flower, and then put on a posture of Juhe.

It's really handsome......

Just as he took back the stick and pinned it to his waist with great satisfaction, a group of female students who had just finished self-study at night passed by.

As the light of the flash flashed, he heard a few whispers.

"Ah, it's over, I forgot to turn off the flash."

"It's okay, it's a fool, let's just go fast......"

"Walk fast, go ......"

Looking at the back of the group of students leaving, Jiang Li looked down at the demon knife Muramasa pinned to his belt, and did not throw it away.

As long as he hesitates for a second, it is disrespectful to this peerless divine weapon!

So, Jiang Li took the wooden stick and returned home.

"Oh, let's eat, I'll buy it for you."

Placing a bag of desserts on the table, Jiang Li called Jiang Xiaoli.

She had just leated her head out of the room when she saw Jiang Li's lower body black, thick and long.

"You...... What did you pick up? ”

Walking to the dining table, the kitten lady saw clearly that the thing that the other party pinned to her waist was a wooden stick, but the shape was quite chic.

"Wooden stick, don't you think this wooden stick looks like your sword? It's still all natural, and it's rare to grow like this. ”

As he spoke, Jiang Li took out his wooden stick and played with the knife again.

Seeing that the other party's movements were quite smooth, Jiang Xiaoli glanced at him unexpectedly, feeling that this guy seemed to have a bit of a talent for learning knives.

But this stick really looks like a knife.

It's just that Jiang Xiaoli still pursed her lips and sarcastically teased Jiang Li.

"Like, my knife is not so ugly."

"Phew! Bold cat demon, take your life! ”

Jiang Li took a step from the horse, posed in a cohesive posture, gently took out the knife, and knocked on the head of the little cat lady.

"I'm a cat Meizu, not a cat demon."

Although she lost her special strength and came to relatives, Jiang Xiaoli still held Xue Meiniang with one hand, stretched out two fingers with the other hand, didn't even look at it, and steadily clamped the wooden stick that came slowly.

"Hey...... Isn't that pretty much the same? ”

Unable to sneak up on Jiang Xiaoli, Jiang Li took back the wooden stick and placed it in the corner of the living room to treasure it.

He is reluctant to lose it, if he loses it, he doesn't know if he can pick up such a peugeot stick in his life.

"Remember to brush your teeth after eating, and be careful of tooth decay."

After saying that, Jiang Li planned to take a bath.

"Got it, got it...... The stinky river is away and verbose. ”

The little cat lady nibbled on the cake while stuffing Xue Meiniang into her mouth, with a satisfied look, and then waved her hand, a whole "you can step back" posture.

Tsk, has this cat's genes for treating the shovel officer as a slave from his bones have also been preserved......

Jiang Li twitched the corner of his mouth, shook his head helplessly and walked into the bathroom.

……

In the middle of the night, Jiang Li lay on his back on the bed, listening to the sound of the little kitten's even breathing as if she was asleep, thinking about her words before.

Alas...... She said it seriously, and her tone was quite resolute...... It seems that there is no welfare to eat recently.

Why do you want to cry......

Jiang Liren was numb.

Next door Xu Qing still has a small hand to play, and he can now play with a hammer.

I finally touched Jiojio, but now I'm back to square one.

Do you have to think of a big move......

Jiang Li's eyes were hollow, and he looked at the ceiling blankly.

Da-da-da-da.

A rhythmic percussion suddenly rings in my ears.

As far as the eye could see, it was the white and tender jade hand that reappeared on the edge of the bed.

It was the sound of her fingernails tapping on the side of the bed.

Jiang Li understood in seconds, and couldn't help but smile.

You can't do that kind of thing sneaky, but ......

Now I'm obeying the holy will.

Sweet and warm in his heart, Jiang Li held Jiang Xiaoli's hand tightly, although the other party pretended to be asleep, but also used a little strength.

The two held hands, and both had sweet smiles on their faces.

After a while, the faint snoring of the two of them rang out in unison in the room......