"You, what did you say?"

Jiang Li plucked out his ears, seriously doubting that he had heard it wrong.

It's bad, can this drink still drink the brain?

Or is there a big boss of the Hehuan Sect in the hotel just now who took Jiang Xiaoli away?

Isn't this scientific?!

"I said you wanted you to take me home!"

Jiang Xiaoli pouted, and repeated again with great dissatisfaction.

Even if she was shouting when she was drunk, her voice was coquettish, and it sounded like she was coquettish.

Oh no, it's obviously coquettish.

Seeing that Jiang Li was stunned in place and didn't move for a long time, the little cat mother began to flutter her two long legs unhappily-

"If you want to hug it, you want to hug it!!"

"Wait."

Jiang Li took out his mobile phone and turned on the video as he spoke.

He was afraid that this girl would wake up tomorrow morning, remember what happened tonight, and turn her face and deny anyone, and she would be eaten alive with shame and indignation.

has to do a good job of retreating, leave evidence, and even if she wants to turn her face at that time, she will have room for explanation.

"You want me to carry you home, right?"

"Or else?"

Jiang Xiaoli tilted her head, her big eyes fluttered, and she looked at the camera innocently.

"Hurry up and hug ~ I'm so sleepy~"

The drunk little cat lady speaks softly, and it is simply crispy to the bones.

Listening to this voice, his little heart trembled wildly, beating repeatedly on the edge of the evaporation of reason.

"Okay."

Now that the evidence has been recorded, Jiang Li can only thank him for his hospitality...... Oh no, it's supposed to be a cow and a horse.

So Jiang Li squatted down, passed one hand through Jiang Xiaoli's knee socket, and the other hand was on her shoulder, and then got up one by one-

"Yikes!"

Suddenly hugged into her arms, Jiang Xiaoli instinctively exclaimed, and her little hand grabbed the other party's collar tightly.

"If you let go, you're going to be strangled to death!"

Jiang Li felt that he was being choked by the neck of fate, and he was a little out of breath.

"That's it~"

As she spoke, Jiang Xiaoli stretched out her arms, gently wrapped her arms around his neck, and nestled in his arms like a koala.

！！！

Jiang Li didn't expect that the drunk kitten lady could have this kind of attack power.

Originally, her current behavior was already sultry enough.

In addition, the smell of alcohol cannot hide the natural aroma of the soft body in the arms.

Under the coordinated attack of the two, he only felt that he was going to explode.

"Your face is so red......"

Jiang Xiaoli obviously didn't notice the seriousness of the problem, her watery eyes observed Jiang Li's face back and forth, and then naughtily stretched out her little hand and poked lightly on his hot face a few times.

"Hey, it's fun~"

She smiled stupidly, staring at Jiang Li's face, and didn't take her eyes off her for a long time.

"Don't, don't make a fuss......"

Jiang Li walked cautiously on the road while the princess was holding the kitten mother, and his usual cynical expression had long been replaced by his current shyness.

He hadn't drunk much, but now his face was hot.

Not only because of the kitten's drunken unintentional actions, but her fleshy body is also testing Jiang Li's concentration.

As time went on, beads of sweat began to form on his head.

I don't know if it's because of physical exhaustion or because of some other reason.

Anyway, he's hot right now.

One more look at the extent to which it will melt.

"You're sweating...... Aren't you tired? Am I too heavy? ”

Although Jiang Xiaoli's eyes were hazy, she still caught the beads of sweat on the other party's forehead, and she uncharacteristically cared about Jiang Li.

"It's not heavy, it's just too hot."

In fact, it has nothing to do with the weather, it's just that his body is very hot and dry now because of the high-attack kitten lady.

"Hmm...... It's hard work~"

Jiang Xiaoli's voice was grandma, she first reached out to help Jiang Li wipe off the sweat, and then rubbed his head.

Jiang Li's nose had already begun to heat up.

Something seems to be dripping.

"You...... Do you want to sleep? We are still a little bit away from home......"

He felt that if the little cat lady didn't sleep anymore, he really couldn't bear it a little.

Why is there such a big gap between a person before and after getting drunk?!

"You say that......"

As she spoke, Jiang Xiaoli yawned, and her eyelids began to fight non-stop.

"I'm really sleepy......"

Her little head was a little in Jiang Li's arms, as if she would fall asleep at any time.

"Well, then you go to sleep first, and I'll take you home."

"Good~"

Jiang Xiaoli nodded obediently, and then poked her head forward again-

Bah.

？？？

Jiang Li was stunned.

His face still has a warm and moist touch.

That's ......

She kissed me?!

Just when Jiang Li's mind was messing around, Jiang Xiaoli smiled.

"This is a reward for you~Hard work~"

After speaking, she arched into Jiang Li's arms, and after a while, a slight snoring sounded sound.

Looks like he's really drunk.

Looking down at the cute sleeping face of the little cat lady, Jiang Li suddenly felt something warm flowing out of his nose.

Because he was holding Jiang Xiaoli, he couldn't wipe it with his free hand.

Jiang Li looked up helplessly at the street lamp in the distance.

The drunk Jiang Xiaoli is quite cute.

I really can't stand it......

……

Around half past one in the morning.

Tick –

With a prompt, Jiang Li panted and rubbed his elbow open the door.

He shook off his shoes with his left foot and his right foot, stumbled into the bedroom, and used his last strength to gently put the little cat lady on the bed.

He felt like his arm wasn't his own.

Although Jiang Xiaoli is not very heavy, no matter how much she can't hold it for so long......

Shaking off his already numb arm, Jiang Li squatted down, untied the little cat girl's shoelaces, and carefully took off her shoes.

Well, fragrant.

Jiang Li sighed a little in his heart, then took the other party's shoes, put them back in the hallway, and closed the door that he hadn't had time to close just now.

Back in the room again, Jiang Li looked at Jiang Xiaoli who was sleeping sweetly on the bed, and there was no way to connect her usual with her now.

Usually, how could she speak in that soft tone, let alone make so many unbelievable actions.

Could it really be that it is because wine is strong and intimidating?

After resting for a while, he helped the little cat take off her socks, help her tuck the quilt, and turn on the air conditioner.

After everything was done, Jiang Li smelled the mixed smell of wine, sweat, and barbecue on his body, and frowned in disgust.

Take a shower.

Holding his pajamas, Jiang Li tiptoed out softly and slipped into the bathroom.

After locking the door, he sat down on the toilet and stared at the roll next to him, lost in thought......

After a period of phase lunging.

Jiang Li, who was calm and relaxed, stood in the bathroom, letting the cold water wash over him.

Everything today was too exciting for him.

It also forced him to pick up a craft that he hadn't practiced for a long time.

The heat on his body was washed away with the smell of sweat, and he breathed a sigh of relief, picked up a bath towel and wiped his body.

Back in the room, Jiang Li looked at the little cat girl holding the quilt and chirping, and her eyes softened a lot.

He really couldn't help poking the other party's bulging little face.

And Jiang Xiaoli just frowned and let out a little indistinct whining, without the slightest intention of removing Jiang Li's evil hand.

It was all really like his beautiful fantasy.

The current life is the best life he can imagine.

Of course, it would be better if that plan succeeded in two days' time.