Chapter 156: There Are No Thieves in the World, Kung Fu is released
In the dark movie theater, Fang Yu handed the popcorn to the person next to her, and helped her hold the orange soda by the way.
"You seem to be very idle lately. Why has this long vacation been on for so long? ”
"I kind of want to retire." Jia Jingwen stuffed popcorn into her mouth, turned her head and smiled and continued: "You are also a little famous now, or you can take care of me!" ”
Fang Yu was drinking soda and almost squirted it out in one gulp!
"Me? Thou? Do you need my bag? ”
"It doesn't matter~ There are a few hundred and one thousand a month, enough for me~" Jia Jingwen is obviously joking, with her spending speed, she can spend a thousand every three hours.
"Seriously, you really want to retire?"
"Actually, it's fine! I just feel that I am too old, and my friends of the same age have already given birth to babies, and I have nothing. She rubbed her belly, "Hey! You say, if I give birth to a daughter, what would I call her? ”
She didn't wait for the speechless Fang Yu to answer, she touched her chin, "How is Fang Yuanyuan?" ”
Fang Yu rolled his eyes, "I won't take you to hurt people like this." ”
"Hey~" Jia Jingwen leaned on Fang Yu's shoulder.
Today, Jia Jingwen has rounded up this distinguished double couple, and there are only two people in the hall, just her and Fang Yu, and she doesn't care if someone will take an intimate photo of her and Fang Yu, and her mind is also very relaxed.
"I was just thinking about roaring, Fang Yu, Fang Yuan, it's actually quite a match!"
"Okay, okay, you have to have a baby to think about anything! Do you have one? Fang Yu handed over Jia Jingwen's soda.
"Hmph, isn't it up to you? If you stay with me every day, I'm sure it will happen soon! ”
The happiness on Jia Jingwen's face didn't seem to be pretending at all, it was all due to feelings.
"Although I thank you for your willingness to give me a baby, but. After all, your career is on the rise, and you have a child at this time, which affects your career too much. Fang Yu pinched Jia Jingwen's little face and pinched the flesh on her face, "You, people are still crutched!" ”
"Turn? What? What do you mean? ”
"Blame good."
"Of course! Sister is a first-line line! I am willing to give you a baby, you will wake up laughing when you dream! Hum! Funny to you! Now it's a little difficult for you to raise me, and Senior Sister still needs to work for another two years to be enough for us in the future." She said, nodding her head.
"One, two, three, four! How big is this house? There are too many people! ”
Fang Yu knew that she was angry with herself again, and pulled this woman into his arms, "Okay, let's watch a movie!" See what's written on the wall? ”
"The cinema is quiet?" Jia Jingwen squinted.
"Wrong!"
"It's to have fewer children and watch more dramas!"
"Let's see!"
There are no thieves in the world, released on December 9, 04.
This drama, which has a long preparation period so long that the actors think that it will drag on until the project is disbanded, can be regarded as a successful release after more than half a year of post-production.
At the beginning of the film, the thieves played by Liu Ruoying and Liu Dehua appeared on the stage, and they successfully deceived a BWM with a fairy jump.
When the car drove to the gate of the community, Liu Dehua rolled down the window, took off his sunglasses and waved to the security guard, signaling the other party to come over.
The security guard nodded and came over, but he didn't expect to be scolded.
"Are all good people when they drive a good car!? Do you think I'm a good person? Don't ask! What if I am a thief? How do you do security? It's really dry! ”
"It's too much of a roar!" Jia Jingwen on the side complained.
"In Feng's movies, there will be a lot of complaining jokes, some funny and some embarrassing, just get used to it."
"And when are you going to show up?"
"It's coming."
In the noisy train station, Fang Yu appeared wearing a conspicuous red hat for the tour group.
With his outfit, even the police could hardly have imagined that this person would be a thief.
Who would have thought that a thief would sneak into the ranks of a tour group and do it?
The camera was given to Fang Yu, who walked lightly, pretending to ask the tour guide about the attractions in front of him, and passed by a middle-aged man who seemed to be an intellectual.
Close-up slow motion!
A wallet somehow got into Fang Yu's hands!
Then he took out the money and threw it on the railroad at random.
"Wow, the special effects of your movie are good, this wallet is really well done." Jia Jingwen exclaimed.
"It's a trick, not a special effect."
"I don't believe it! You're so fast, huh? How did I not know? Jia Jingwen said with a blushing face. I don't know why it's red, maybe the air conditioner is too hot.
"Then I'll show you." Fang Yu shook his hand in front of Jia Jingwen, and then took out a small square wrapped in blue plastic paper.
"You" Jia Jingwen snatched it and put it back in her pocket, "When did you touch it!" ”
“.” Fang Yu was silent, how could he have thought that Jia Jingwen would come out with him and carry this thing with him.
The movie goes on.
The members of Uncle Li's criminal gang appeared one after another, and at the same time, many special professionals who were watching the movie saw Fang Yu's performance. I was a little surprised.
One of the big brothers somewhere muttered.
"Where did this director find a thief to be an actor?"
The film "No Thieves in the World" is not an exaggeration to say that it is a provocative movie made for thieves all over the world, at the premiere of this film, Xu Fan, who walked the red carpet with Feng Xiaogang, was touched with his mobile phone, and the entire film crew was targeted by an industry.
The layman looks at the liveliness, the insider looks at the doorway, these actors, especially Andy's bells and whistles, are artistic at first glance, and only Fang Yu, a thief with glasses, has the taste of a thief in the film.
He exudes an imperceptible ordinary temperament all over his body, blending into the crowd, and he can lose his eyes in the next second.
Such a person, as long as he is not arrested and goes to graduate school, he will be able to rely on the sea villa in a few years, which is very suitable for long-term work.
"What is the most important thing in the 21st century?"
"It's talent!"
After Ge You's words in the film, the thieves also remembered Fang Yu's face.
Some people are amazed at Fang Yu's professionalism, and some people are surprised why the person who plays the thief is his classmate and ex-boyfriend.
Just engaged to her fiancé, Fang Yu's ex-girlfriend Li Mengyao was being held by her fiancé in the theater to watch "No Thieves in the World".
When Fang Yu appeared on the stage, her heart was already beating!
After taking a closer look and confirming that it was Fang Yu, she quickly withdrew her fiancé's hand, said that she wanted to go to the bathroom, and ran out.
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, she looked at her exquisite makeup, her eyes were aimed at the small diamond ring on her hand, and for a while she had an urge to lose this shameful ring!
The moment she saw Fang Yu appear on the big screen, she had forgotten the joy of being given a diamond ring for the first time, and now no matter how she looks at her fiancé, she feels that she is not worthy of herself.
Ex-boyfriend is a big star. The fiancé is just a coal digger.
People are so naïve! Speak with a breath! Taste is so bad! I can't speak, I just giggle, and I'm suffocated!
If it weren't for the fact that he made more money than everyone in this circle.
Her current thoughts are completely contrary to the thoughts of dumping Fang Yu and her current fiancé.
She took out her phone, found the number she had called from her classmates, and edited the text message.
[How are you doing?] I'll end next month]
She wrote and deleted it, and re-edited it.
[How are you doing?] Since graduating, I haven't been in touch for a long time. I'm not having a good time, can you accompany me for my birthday next month? 】
When she edited this sentence, the diamond ring on her hand seemed to dim a little.
The text message was sent, and Fang Yu's mobile phone also lit up.
However, it was lit up in Jia Jingwen's bag.
"Ouch, someone sent a message, oh, I'll check!"
Fang Yu stared at Li Yu, who was competing with Ge You on the screen, and didn't look back: "Whatever." ”
Looking at the content on the phone, Jia Jingwen snorted coldly and edited the text message directly.
[Sick, right? 】
She put down her phone, grabbed Fang Yu's arm, changed her sitting position and lay down again, watching the movie with a triumphant expression.
The ex-girlfriend in the bathroom over there didn't expect Fang Yu to reply so quickly, and at the same time, she didn't expect Fang Yu to reply to her like this!
walked out of the bathroom angrily, didn't say hello to her fiancé, and went back to the marriage room alone.
Jia Jingwen, who was lying down, thought about it, and felt that she helped Fang Yu reply to the text message, which seemed a little rude, but the tea smell carried by the text message was too strong, and she couldn't bear it.
Thinking that she should apologize, she turned her head around, and all she could hear
The sound of "Carrara" pulled away something.
Well!?
Fang Yu almost rolled his eyes! My brain hurts!
He can't watch the movie at all, so he can only let this film be enjoyed by others.
In recent years, Feng Xiaogang, Zhang Yimou, and Chen Kaige's movies have basically dominated Chinese films, and Feng Xiaogang's box office appeal is very good.
There are very few ways to entertain in this era, and watching movies has almost become the first choice for leisure and relaxation, and people from all walks of life have walked into the cinema and chosen Feng Xiaogang's new film.
This film is very Zen, and the so-called "No Thieves in the World" is just a good vision, and the most brilliant character in the film is the stupid root played by Wang Baoqiang.
When Silly Root shows up at the train station, shouting, "Hey! Who is the thief? Who is the thief? "If the wolf doesn't eat me, can people harm me?" also labeled the whole film with too many labels of humanistic care, and this film, which is like a fairy tale from Hans Christian Andersen, can only appear in the fictional world.
The only things that can restrain thieves are surveillance, the police, and the law.
Human nature? He has gone to be a thief, do you still expect him to have any humanity?
Aside from Feng Xiaogang's idea of educating the audience, the whole film is considered decent to watch as a simple "road movie", after everyone watched the movie, most of the memory points were placed on Uncle Li's peeling eggs, Liu Ruoying eating roast duck, and the honesty of the silly roots, a small number of people noticed Fang Yu, and the old skins only remembered Li Yu, as for what the movie wanted to express, few people cared.
After the movie was released, the main creative team also focused on the box office.
"No Thieves in the World", which was released on December 9, earned 70 million at the box office in less than half a month!
Feng Xiaogang is quite satisfied with this result, the film is still more than half a month away from the next release, how can this small goal of breaking 100 million yuan be achieved, and he is finally relieved!
He had a good night's sleep, woke up the next day, and when he watched the box office again in the evening, he was a little confused!
One day! For a whole day, his "No Thieves in the World" has hardly moved much at the national box office! Only a few hundred thousand box office receipts!
What's going on with this TM!? Did anyone give Lao Tzu a reduction tablet?
He looked at the news, and then it dawned on him!
It turned out that another movie in which he made a cameo was finally released
December 23! "Kung Fu" is released!
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These are turbulent times!
Gangs are rampant, and the Axe Gang is the most terrifying!
Only some poor communities can enjoy temporary tranquillity
The subtitles flashed, and the movie theater finally fell silent!
This is Zhou Xingchi! Star Master! A blockbuster written, directed and acted in!
When the film was not released yet, many people were saying that they wanted to return a movie ticket to Xingye, and on the first day of the release of "Kung Fu", there were long queues at the doors of theaters across the country! A new movie that must support a wave of actors who have seen big from a young age!
Colleges and universities such as Shanghai Opera, Nortel, and China Opera also organized movie-watching activities, and even Fang Yu and Liu Yifei, who were unable to see the end of Shenlong, appeared at the scene.
Fang Yu's position is in the middle of the front row, and he likes to watch movies in this position, because there will be no walking crowds in front of him, shaking the back of his head, and intimate couples, who can watch his favorite works of art with full attention.
Liu Yifei looked at the back of Fang Yu's head in the back row, and when Fang Yu appeared in the movie, she would pay attention to the screen.
Huang Shengyi, who graduated normally, was also invited by the school because of his own role and sat in the front row, just on Fang Yu's left.
She chuckled softly: "I was actually quite happy during that time, it passed so fast!" ”
After she finished speaking, Feng Xiaogang on the screen had just finished showing off his woman and shouted, "Who else!?" ”
"You said yes, it's going so fast" Huang Shengyi turned around and found that Fang Yu only had the screen in his eyes, he felt bored, his mouth was grinning, and he didn't talk anymore.
Feng Xiaogang, who was lying on the ground, gritted his teeth and waved his hand to beg for mercy, "Do you remember?" I've even treated you to dinner! ”
Poof!
The axe fell fiercely, which also indicates that Feng Xiaogang's "No Thieves in the World" can only be replaced by "Kung Fu" in the end.
The streets are full of life.
Small vendors selling oily wheat and vegetables, water delivery vendors pushing wooden carts and pulling buckets, and children peeing and mud all have smiles on their faces that don't match their actual situation.
Even the worst thugs don't come here to collect protection money, because this place is so poor, the poor people eat this meal and don't have a meal, and the rats come and leave crying.
Outside is turbulent, and because it is too poor, it has become a paradise.
The children are free to play in the streets, and the vendors don't have to worry about their stalls being overturned by the thugs who collect protection money, everything is so harmonious.
Whether it is Longfeng Restaurant, Xianledu Song and Dance Troupe, or Yingjing Entertainment City, they are not as natural as the smiles of the residents of the Pig Cage Walled City.
Jia Jingwen: Thank you for the 500 coins 20180923213 the book friend~
(End of chapter)