Chapter 38: Lee's Joseon (6)
Hahaha, your brother Fangyuan is here again. Do you miss me?
You want me, I have to come. If you don't want me, I have to come. It's such a hooligan, what can you do with me, you have the ability to get into the screen and bite me.
Yes? Yue Shimeng, that guy, was tied up by me and thrown next to the dung pit.
What he did to me, I wish I could have thrown him into the dung pit, and now it is polite enough to treat him.
What? You ask him where he provoked me again? You're still to blame for that.
You haven't been there for a few days, which has caused this guy to lose confidence, and now his mind is no longer on the novel. Instead, I went to do sales.
Yesterday he offered me 10 telescopes, which I had refused. As the king of a country, if anyone asks me to buy it, I will buy it, then I will be very shameless.
Later, though, he told me a reason I couldn't resist, and I bought all his telescopes.
As for what the reason is, ahem, there are too many people here, so I won't disclose it.
Who knew about this ghost, and at night he went to the girls' dormitory building next door to sell curtains.
His grandmother's, after this king bought the telescopes, he ran to sell curtains, so what is the use of this king buying these telescopes? I want to shoot him to death.
Forget it, let's move on to the story. Last time, we talked about Lao Wang's team of "Zidi Guards".
So what does he want to do with these "Zi Di Wei", as I said before, Lao Wang has no heirs, so he wants these "Zi Di Wei" to do some indescribable things with his concubines.
Then, after these concubines gave birth to their sons, Lao Wang quietly took the children over to raise them, and then established them as heirs.
Lao Wang, this guy estimated that his brain was kicked by a donkey, and he actually let his wife do this kind of thing. I think he can change his name, not the old king next door, but the old king next door.
He didn't want to think about it, how could the children born to his concubines and those "Zidi Wei" look like him, just like his crooked melons and cracked dates?
I told you before that those "Zi Di Wei" are all handsome guys, and they are a little inferior to this king.
When the child is born, everyone looks so good-looking, won't they immediately show their stuffing?
But who made Lao Wang the boss, and who dared to talk about him to his face? I dare, though.
Listen, Lao Wang's order, Lao Wang has several wives who would rather die than give in, after all, women in ancient times regarded their own names as more important than their lives.
However, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and there are those who disagree, and naturally there are those who are willing to accept it.
Lao Wang has a wife named Concubine Yi, Concubine Yi was originally a dog, and as soon as she saw a handsome guy, she began to commit.
She has always coveted the appearance of the little brothers of the "Zi Di Wei", but she is already the king's woman, so she can only endure it.
Now it's okay, the eunuch Cui Wansheng brought the will of the old king. said that he agreed with her and "Zi Diwei" to teach and accept each other. (You listen to this name, urging 10,000 to have children, no wonder the old king will send him to do the proclamation)
As soon as she heard the news, Concubine Yi could no longer hold back the hunger and thirst in her heart, and stretched out her poisonous hand to Hong Lun, the most handsome man in the "Zidi Guard". (Of course, it's definitely not as handsome as I am.) )
As the so-called men chase women, across the mountain, women chase men, and the veil is interlayered. Hong Lun was soon captured by Concubine Yi.
Of course, if you have a fancy for me, you can leave your contact information in the comment area, although I am very handsome, but you don't need to take the initiative to chase me, I can chase you. ^O^
Soon, Concubine Yi became pregnant.
Sure enough, perverted! I always thought it was perverted enough, but I didn't expect this old king to be even more perverted than me, I'm really ashamed.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Lao Wang began to unload the mill and kill the donkey.
Lao Wang planned to find an excuse to give Hong Lun some wine and poison him to death when he visited the king's tomb.
and said that Cui Wansheng is also a person who knows, and he must die.
But I didn't expect this to be known by our father-in-law Cui, he immediately went to contact Hong Lun, and that night, they took advantage of Lao Wang's drunkenness, and then killed Lao Wang with a sword.
Therefore, in this world, it is better to offend the villain than to offend the father-in-law.
After Lao Wang's death, Prime Minister Li Renren supported Lao Wang's adopted son Wang Yu to take over the Goryeo Dynasty Company, as for how to pronounce the name of this brother Ren, you don't have to pay attention to it at all, because I can't read it either.
I really don't know, how did the names of these kings of the Goryeo Dynasty come about? Is it to show that you still have the level? Why is it that their company still goes out of business so quickly?
So, the name, it's easy to remember, some parents give their children rare words, have you considered how your children feel when they write their own names?
There are also some parents surnamed Wang, who are crazy about playing games, and name their children Glory.
Of course, I think this kind of parent also has a smart place, when the hand is itchy in the future, if there is no mobile phone around, you can play with your child.
When he beats the child, isn't he beating the glory of the king?
Speaking of which, this king will give a benefit to all the treasures here.
If you are not satisfied with your name, you can go to the police uncle to change your name when you become an adult, and of course you can have a surname.
As long as you don't go too far, you can change your name to anything, for example, if you like my name, you can call Fang Yuan if you want. Even the Emperor Lao Tzu can't stop you.
My name is indeed good, there is a hint of playfulness in elegance, and a little solemnity in playfulness.
Hey, why am I so good, even my name is so impeccable.
Although you can change your name at will, your surname cannot be changed at will.
The most important thing you can change your last name is from your immediate and elder relatives, which means you can have your mother's last name, you can have your grandparents' last name, and you can have your maternal grandparents' last name.
If you can prove your grandma's grandma's grandma's...... 's grandmother is Miyue, you can even have the surname Miyue.
Are you happy, excited or excited?
Okay, let's move on to the story, what, it's time again, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Sprinkle oil lala!