Chapter 488: Strange talk about the horror of the world's old fritters! (Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass)
Zhang Yangqing came to talk strangely, the main thing is to enjoy and be lazy.
No matter who you wrong, you can't wronged yourself.
As a contemporary Heavenly Master, a master of Dao Gate spells, and a proud disciple of the Old Heavenly Master, how can he not be a mere fire master.
So when Zhang Yangqing said that he wouldn't, Su Muyu didn't believe it at all.
Others said that he wouldn't, but Su Muyu didn't really want to ask too much, because he was afraid of hurting their self-esteem.
Zhang Yangqing's level of Heavenly Master, with such a powerful talent, it was hard for him to believe that this guy wouldn't.
You must know that the Heavenly Master was notoriously strict back then, and Su Muyu personally experienced this.
But such a strict Heavenly Master, in the face of Zhang Yangqing, the heir, he showed a look of having nothing to teach.
That has to show how good Zhang Yangqing is, so that the Heavenly Master can behave like this.
Su Muyu was now with a black face, and the disciples of Dragon and Tiger Mountain who had not rested next to him were stunned and didn't dare to breathe.
At the gate of the photo studio, Zhang Yangqing couldn't help it.
You can't just eat raw meat in order to hide your strength, right?
This piece of meat is very oily, as if it has just been killed, and it is still hot.
The other Chosen One could bear it, but Zhang Yangqing really couldn't bear it, so he urged the law to be decided and lit a fire at the gate.
He was just infected with the virus, and his strength is not one in ten, so that he can't even urge the law to be decided.
And it's just a barbecue, there is not much consumption at all, and there is no danger of virus backlash.
Anyway, how to explain to Su Muyu when he goes out, then when the time comes, he must not wronged himself now.
At this time, Zhang Yangqing's talent against the sky was revealed.
The last time he talked strangely, he had a hunter follower, when this follower was barbecuing in the wild, he was able to roast the meat pieces fresh and tender, Zhang Yangqing was talented, and he had learned it after watching it.
In the middle of the night, the audience can see that Zhang Yangqing skillfully puts a large piece of tender meat on the fire, and the sound of zila zila sounds, which is the tempting melody of barbecue.
The smell of barbecue gradually filled the air, and the aroma was so strong and charming that the audience outside the big screen couldn't help but take a deep breath, but unfortunately they couldn't smell it.
Now that there is still a lot of time and no guests coming, Zhang Yangqing is concentrating on flipping the meat slices to let them heat evenly.
As time passed, the meat slices gradually changed color, showing a golden and attractive color, Zhang Yangqing nodded with satisfaction, it seems that it is really right to use the method of roasting the meat of the strange world.
It looked like Zhang Yangqing was coming to Hulai, but the expert group was surprised to find that he had not violated the rules at all.
Because the rules say that if these things are hot, you can eat them, which is good for you, but only outside, and if they are cold, you must also eat them outside in your mouth.
Since the Dragon Kingdom Heavenly Master can make a fire, he can ensure that this meat is always hot.
As long as it's hot meat, you can eat it.
However, the other Chosen ones were tortured for nearly half an hour.
Where can they eat delicious barbecue, every bite is so greasy that they want to vomit.
Hunter, the Chosen One of Britain, even felt that after today's meal, he didn't want to eat any meat for half a year.
In the eyes of many, Hunter is a characterless Chosen One, but his ability to endure it can.
Such a greasy thing that even Robert couldn't help but run to the bathroom and vomit a few times.
Hunter didn't vomit once, and he didn't eat slowly.
It's no wonder that the torture of the world continues and changes.
After about 15 minutes of eating, the meat suddenly stopped beating and the temperature dropped rapidly.
The second wave of torture begins, and Hunter can only eat it outside and put it in his mouth as the rules say, and then run to the bathroom and spit it out.
Because Rule 8 as a whole tells the Chosen to eat only outside, and to eat it all.
If you don't eat it yourself, if you accidentally get eaten by other wild animals, you will only be eaten.
So even if they knew it was an ordeal, they had to grit their teeth and bear it.
As for why it was eaten, it involved the Chosen One relying on intelligence to judge the rules.
Hunter is not very smart, but he has also discovered a special hidden rule.
That's when the piece of meat is in their own hands, and these wild animals can't seem to grab it.
Once they are put down, the beasts at the door will pounce.
He could also guess that once the beast had eaten the piece of meat, it would be able to attack her.
If you don't finish it, the risk is too great.
As a photographer, you also need to take pictures of customers, and you need to operate the camera with your hands when taking pictures.
You can't hold such a large piece of meat in your hand all the time.
And who can be sure that this kind of torture will be done once? What if it comes later.
Don't be at that time, this piece of meat has not been eaten yet, and new meat has appeared.
So even if he was a little sick to his stomach, Hunter, like the other Chosen One, still chose to eat according to the rules.
Hunter just hopes that the next 'food' can be fruit, not meat.
On his side, the wild cats around him didn't disappear near the door of the store until he saw Hunter eat them all.
It was as if it was the prosecutor who supervised Hunter's torture, and he seemed to walk with a mocking voice.
Sometimes, however, the suffering of the Chosen is not the same.
When Zhang Yangqing was eating barbecue, the wild cats around him were crying.
They let out a burst of calls, as if begging Zhang Yangqing to reward them with food.
Don't say that Zhang Yangqing can't understand cat language, even if he does, he won't give it.
In fact, there is a large piece of meat, and after some fat meat is grilled and crispy, the meat piece is just right on Zhang Yangqing's side.
It can be fat but not greasy, and the meat is tender and delicious.
Seeing that Zhang Yangqing didn't care about eating, the group of wild cats even began to be irritable.
If it weren't for the rules, they would all want to do this ignorant person directly.
Dude, just grab the meat, what does it mean to have a barbecue in front of us?
It's so fragrant that it doesn't let us live.
You're doing this, making us even more uncomfortable than not being able to grab meat.
Everyone is from this street, we advise you not to go too far!
There are even quite a few wild cats who can't bear such 'torture' and choose to leave early.
Then one after another, the wild cats barked unwillingly and left the surroundings.
In this way, before Zhang Yangqing finished eating, all the beasts around him had already left.
The audience never thought that maybe for the other Chosen One, this piece of meat would be a kind of torture.
But here in Zhang Yangqing, he can actually play flowers to torture other creatures.
In fact, the biggest test in this level is Ah San's white-eyed Arhat Ganoye.
Because he is a monk, monks in general do not eat meat, especially ascetics like him.
But the strange world doesn't care about this, no matter what self-identified gender you have, or what special hobbies you have, or what beliefs you have, you don't care about them here.
If you eat, you will survive, if you don't eat, you will only die.
The audience of Ah Sanguo is worried, you must know that Ganoye is also infected with the virus now, if it is attacked by a large number of wild cats, it may not die, but it will also be eaten by the virus.
This makes the condition that has been stabilized with some difficulty even more serious.
Maybe this level may be barely passed, but this is only the night of the first day of the strange world.
There is only a little 'potion' on the Chosen One's body, and he can't even stabilize his condition, and he doesn't even know what to do tomorrow.
So at this time, eating is the right choice.
As a high-ranking monk in the world, doesn't eating meat break the vows?
In Ganoye's view, this is the real experience.
But rules are dead, but people are alive.
As the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart.
He felt that believing in Buddhism was an attitude, not a superficial act.
As long as the faith in the heart is firm, then this meat will only pass through the intestines.
So, he shouted the Buddha horn and ate it directly.
In this regard, the attitudes of the audience outside the big screen are mixed.
There are many viewers who feel that Ganoye, as a high-ranking monk in the world, should not eat meat even if he dies.
There are more viewers who feel that the above group of viewers will not go in the next hand, and they will not watch it.
But in any case, in the world of strange talks, as long as the chosen one grabs the meat, they will do it according to the rules.
Hunter, the Chosen One of Britain, washed his mouth and hands with water after spitting out the last piece of greasy meat.
After cleaning up the smell on his body for a while, he sat weakly on the stool in the photo hall.
It was as if his body was collapsing, and he didn't know how much he had eaten and how much he had vomited tonight.
But he was okay, he just spit out what he hadn't swallowed in his mouth, and the other Chosen ones even vomited what they had eaten.
But after eating, Hunter began to wonder again, what did the rules mean by letting them eat meat?
Is it just that the beast can't be eaten?
Generally speaking, Hunter, as a veteran keyboard warrior, also has some keyboard experience.
As a 'special ingredient' in the world of strange talks, it should improve your body.
You might even be able to unlock some special abilities or something.
But after Hunter finished eating, he didn't have any abilities except for feeling a little sick to his stomach.
In the photo studio, he rested for a while and began to move his body, wanting to see if he had awakened something.
He babbled on a mantra he didn't know where he learned, then did some weird jumps, and even fell on a backflip.
This made the audience look stupid, and many viewers felt that Hunter was hallucinating by eating meat, and they all began to get nervous.
Just as Hunter was about to get up, he noticed a pair of black leather boots appear in front of him.
Hunter realized that a customer had come in, so he quickly got up and asked if the customer needed to take a picture.
The customer nodded, he didn't talk much, but Hunter always felt that he was secretly looking at himself.
Slowly, Hunter felt a little weird, and generally speaking, when customers enter the store, they will first observe the surrounding situation.
This one doesn't seem to care very much, as if it has something to do with his aloof personality.
When the indifferent man enters the photo hall, Hunter discovers another problem, that is, the strange long skirt on the wall begins to swing inexplicably.
At this time, Hunter wondered even more, he never understood, there was no wind here, why did this long skirt move, could there be something weird leaning over?
The shadow of the swaying skirt made Hunter a little cautious, thanks to a man in the store, which made him a little bolder.
This indifferent-faced guest had a foul smell on his body, which was a little unpleasant.
But strangely enough, the clothes on his body were clean.
And the smell was very strange, as if something was deliberately masked so that he couldn't smell the original smell.
After all, when you open your door to do business, you can't show a disgusted expression just because the customer has a smell.
In fact, Hunter still has the smell of meat pieces on his body, and it is not much better.
He felt that if the next person took a photo with a red background, the clothes he tried on would definitely be placed elsewhere, otherwise he would definitely be disgusted when other customers came to the door.
To be able to think of this actually proves that Hunter has brought in the role he is playing and has begun to think about the problems he may encounter.
Instead of being like at the beginning, like a headless fly, what you see is what you see.
However, he was still tender, and he had not yet noticed anything suspicious.
After a few small talks, Hunter found that the indifferent customer was really a little oblivious to the topic of his small talk.
As a shopkeeper, he can't say anything, it's the customer's personality.
The smarter Chosen One has already begun to warn of this indifferent-faced customer.
Cardinal Robert of Ramen Country is mediocre this one, and the virus has limited his abilities.
But Robert, a man, is known for his terrifying observation and brain-using abilities.
He soon discovered the suspicion, that is, there was no shadow of this indifferent customer!
Normally, even if the lights in the store are a little dim, there will be shadows under the feet of many customers.
This one is really not at all, how can this not be terrifying.
Robert had a conjecture in his head, but it still needed to be verified.
So he approached the indifferent customer under the pretext of tidying up the clothes for the indifferent customer.
Although he was refused, when he approached, he clearly felt that in addition to the stench, there was also some chill.
"This guy should be weird, right, at least not a normal human."
Robert thought so in his heart, but he already had a professional smile on his face.
His professional smirk has reached the point where he can't tell the real from the fake.
After all, in this business, he often has to face all kinds of people, and he needs to keep smiling.
Not only him, but also the wiser Chosen One seemed to find this problem.
Martin of Kangaroo Nation even speculated that the man should have died, and it is said that only the dead man has no shadow.
Why is his side so cold, it's no wonder that the dead are not cold.
The strange smell that Martin could smell might actually be that he wanted to cover up the corpse on his body.
Since it's a dead man type of weirdness, Martin needs to be cautious.
At the last exchange conference hosted by Robert, although there was no classic Zhang Yangqing, there were many dry goods to learn.
For example, one of the Chosen ones shared that the weirdness of the dead type is different from the weirdness of the living type.
The weirdness of the living type, what normal humans are afraid of, he will also be afraid of.
He also has the weaknesses that normal people have.
However, the weirdness of the dead type is different, and they can even avoid some fatal injuries.
In other words, in a normal way, Martin felt that he should not be able to kill him.
If this guy is a corpse, he probably won't dodge or be afraid if he throws lime into his eyes.
Not to mention piercing his heart with a secret weapon, he is a dead man, and this is not a weakness.
Thinking of this, Martin knew that the strange world was starting to get more difficult.
But on the surface, he had to pretend not to notice it and face it with a smile.
That's the horror of old fritters, they know it too well!
(End of chapter)