Chapter 530: Whoever is dangerous is qualified to laugh! (Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass)
Walking out of the area where the regular fog is located, Zhang Yangqing's eyes are also full of clouds and mist, but they are just ordinary mountain clouds and mist, which can be dispersed with a wave of his big hand.
Not far away, a tall building looms between the clouds and mist.
When I looked up, I found that the building was actually reaching into the sky, and the top could not be seen.
The overall structure of the building resembles an attic, more like a pagoda that suppresses countless evil spirits.
The exterior of the pagoda presents a gloomy tone, and the body of the pagoda is deep and ancient, as if it has been eroded by the years countless times.
The stone tower is covered with mottled marks, and in some places the carvings have been damaged, making it impossible to see the original appearance.
Strangely, each floor of the pagoda seems to have a different structure.
Some layers are deeply involved, as if they have been attacked by the outside world.
Some layers stand out abruptly, as if they have been squeezed out of it by some force.
One can't help but wonder what kind of monster is inside.
Every corner of the pagoda exudes an ominous black aura, which is soul-stirring and makes those who see it feel uneasy.
The statues outside the building, which were supposed to welcome visitors, are now unusually twisted and twisted, like a ferocious stone that could come alive and attack an intruder at any moment.
At the first glance, many Chosen ones swallowed their saliva, as if they had seen the Longtan Tiger's Den.
Zhang Yangqing glanced at it and didn't continue to look closely, he originally started to take out his mobile phone to time it according to the common sense of the Chosen One, after all, he could go out in an hour.
But when he took out his phone to check, like Jafar, he noticed that there was a signal all of a sudden.
Maybe Gafar thinks it's difficult, but Zhang Yangqing thinks it's easy to do!
Anyway, the purpose of my coming here is to send photos, and I haven't been able to take the initiative to contact the clown in big shoes.
He also asked himself to send this place, he had already arrived, and it was not enough to let him come out to pick it up.
So Zhang Yangqing should have done something that shocked the long-haired staff next to him.
The moment the phone was dialed, the exaggerated laughter of the clown in the big shoes came from the other side, and it was like an opening animation that couldn't be jumped.
After the clown finished laughing, Zhang Yangqing didn't wait for him to say those funny opening remarks, and said directly: "I've gone to the Happy Bungee Jumping Platform, you hurry up and get the photos." ”
The clown in the big shoes was obviously stunned, and asked suspiciously, "What, you are already in here?" ”
Obviously, he seemed to feel strange that Zhang Yangqing could come in.
He was also surprised why someone would come in.
Zhang Yangqing didn't answer his question, but just urged: "Hurry up, I'm here at the entrance, and I won't wait for it." ”
After speaking, Zhang Yangqing didn't talk nonsense with him, and hung up the phone directly.
Hearing the sound of a beep, the clown in the big shoes was stunned for a moment, and then ran out quickly.
His big feet clattered on the ground, like a child stepping on a barking shoe with an airbag on it, which sounded very funny.
At this time, the long-haired staff was panicked, and he regretted that he had just reacted slowly and did not have time to stop Zhang Yangqing from calling.
Just now, he thought that Zhang Yangqing was going to see the time, but when he came back to his senses, he found that Zhang Yangqing had already finished calling.
At this stage, he even felt that Zhang Yangqing had a problem with his brain.
How scary it is, don't you know?
Besides, you also know that it's basically weird inside, and you also showed me the photos of the clown in big shoes, that guy is obviously a very high-level weird, and I told you.
Since you know everything, how dare you call that clown in big shoes.
At first, the long-haired staff wondered if Zhang Yangqing was weird, but after thinking about it carefully, they felt that there was no such possibility.
If he was weird, why would he have to do so many complicated things, just go in.
Thinking of this, the long-haired staff began to regret a little, regretting that they boasted in front of Zhang Yangqing that they had some skills, which might make Zhang Yangqing mistakenly think that he was very strong, but in fact, he was just like that.
Zhang Yangqing watched the long-haired staff scratch their ears and cheeks in front of him, and he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.
It gives people a feeling of being in a hurry, so anxious that they are incoherent.
Zhang Yangqing was puzzled: "Are you sick?" ”
The long-haired staff are about to make Zhang Yangqing mad, why am I sick, you have a problem, you have no problem, why are you calling someone?
It's not a good thing to sneak in, you come up and tell people that you're coming, what can you do now?
The long-haired staff asked angrily, "You, you, why did you call him out?" ”
Zhang Yangqing replied suspiciously: "I'm a photographer, he asked me to send photos over, why can't I call him over, I don't know where he is." ”
Long-haired staff: "."
Who asked you this! I mean, why are you scaring the snakes!
The long-haired staff member was about to collapse, and just as he was considering whether to retreat directly into the fog, a 'click, click' voice appeared.
The voice was comical and heavy, and each step felt like stepping on the heart of the long-haired staff, leaving him a little breathless.
Next, a man who terrified him emerged from the clouds, and the long-haired staff were terrified just by the sight of the clown in big shoes.
He didn't know why, but he could feel that under the smiling face of the clown in the big shoes, there was an extremely terrifying strength.
This is his experience of working in the Muppet Amusement Park, and he is not weak enough to mix with the level of a clown.
What's more, this is still a special type of weird clown, and it's definitely not easy to mess with.
It's not that the long-haired staff doesn't want to run, but the strong sense of oppression of the clown in big shoes makes it difficult for him to move an inch.
Just by the appearance of the clown, the black aura around him became more and more intense, and those weird stone statues even resonated!
can make the surroundings appear strange and weird.,It's definitely not a character to mess with.。
"It's over, it's over, if I can be resurrected next time, I will definitely not find this kind of psychotic teammate."
The long-haired staff seemed to be saying his last words, and he had resigned himself to his fate.
Anyway, it's not the first time he's dead, and he still has the possibility of resurrection.
But the clown didn't look at him at all, and stared straight at Zhang Yangqing.
Seeing his 'customer' appear, Zhang Yangqing handed the washed photo in his pocket to the clown.
Everything seems so natural and reasonable.
But after the clown got the photo, his face became more and more wrong.
In the photo, he looks like a furnished monster, this monster is gray all over, and looks weird and disgusting.
Especially his hands, the palms are large, and there is a mouth in the center of the palm.
The smile on the clown's face disappeared briefly, and what appeared was loss and unwillingness, as well as remorse and resentment.
He smiled gloomily, stared at Zhang Yangqing, and said, "You saw this photo, right?" ”
At this moment, the breath of death rushed to his face, like black waves, whether it was a long-haired staff member or a little girl, their hearts were beating wildly.
They really felt the danger, the horror that was visible to the naked eye, and instinctively began to fear.
The atmosphere at the scene instantly reached the freezing point, that is, the critical point of death.
Because Zhang Yangqing has violated Rule 5 of the Strange Coming, [Don't show him the photos you took in person, otherwise you will be very dangerous].
He is also the only one who is out there and breaks the rules at will.
Faced with such a lifeless and weird atmosphere, Zhang Yangqing scolded indifferently: "You fucking fuck, you let me wash the photos, I don't look at how I wash you?" ”
Bigfoot Clown: "."
This sentence will not be rectified directly to the clown in big shoes.
What Zhang Yangqing said gave people the feeling that they didn't say it according to the words.
It's as if two actors are talking to each other, and suddenly one of them starts to play freely, and the other doesn't know how to pick it up.
Anyone can see that the clown in the big shoes now has a visible circle on his face, as if the computer has crashed.
At this moment, the clown just wants to say: Are we talking about washing photos? You're breaking my rules, hey!
Can you kid be a little scared and respect my profession!
The clown felt that if it was a normal process, after he said this, the other party should not have hurriedly explained that he hadn't read it.
Then he continued to ask, and the other party was terrified.
As a result, this man came up and scolded himself.
The most important thing is that Zhang Yangqing scolded him so much, and he actually had a feeling that he was looking for scolding.
After all, he asked Zhang Yangqing if he had seen the photos and encountered a temperament, isn't this just looking for scolding.
For a while, he didn't know how to refute.
Because, he felt that this Zhang Yangqing seemed to be right in a sense.
The tense, dangerous and exciting atmosphere was wiped out by Zhang Yangqing's words.
However, the clown in big shoes is still very professional, and he is ready to brew a terrifying mood, so that the guy in front of him knows what weirdness is.
But just as he was brewing, Zhang Yangqing continued: "Why are you stunned, give money, the small shop doesn't pay on credit, I came all the way to make a trip, you said okay to give me the errand fee, and then I have to pay the ticket money when I come in, how should you reimburse it?"
And coming here to delay me for so long, my lost time expenses have to be counted, besides, you have a bad attitude, according to the rules of our photo studio, customers with a bad attitude are charged twice, this is not too much. ”
Originally, the terrifying mood of the clown in the big shoes had not yet brewed, and when he heard Zhang Yangqing's words, he was completely confused, is this not too much?
What you said earlier is a bit far-fetched, but it's reasonable, but your last one is outrageous, customers with bad attitudes are charged twice? What kind of rule is this!
Big brother, you're here to rob, right?
Or go to my turf to rob me?
Zhang Yangqing doesn't care what he thinks, you just think I'm here to grab it, how can I drop it? Defy?
Where are the regulations to ask? What I say is the rule!
The audience saw that the clown in big shoes was very aggrieved by Zhang Yangqing's words, and they laughed back and forth.
: Zhang Tianshi can obviously grab it directly, but he still gave him a reason casually, it's so merciful, woo woo!
: Hahahaha, this guy is estimated to torture the other Chosen One enough, but he is tortured here by Zhang Tianshi.
: This is still the beginning, don't forget the rules, Zhang Tianshi has to stay here for an hour, and there is time to play with him.
: Even Mai Ka, this unlucky child, offended Zhang Tianshi and actually had to stay with him for an hour, I can understand why Zhang Tianshi didn't kill him directly, it turned out to be to relieve his boredom.
Who would have thought that this was still the beginning of the hidden mission, the most dangerous of missions.
The other Chosen ones didn't know how to be tortured by the big-footed clown, so Zhang Yangqing began to torture the big-footed clown.
Anyway, the clown in big-footed shoes is not Zhang Yangqing's repeat customer, so he doesn't care about the feelings of the clown in big-footed shoes, he can kill one by one, who thinks he has more money when he opens the door to do business.
In this strange talk, strictly speaking, Zhang Yangqing plays the boss of the photo studio, not the employee of the photo studio.
Rule 3 also says that income is important to him, and he just follows the rules.
In any case, Zhang Yangqing's words completely angered the clown in big shoes.
The clown finally burst out with a shocking momentum, and the black qi on his body rose into the sky, blowing away the surrounding clouds and mist like a violent wind, and his body gradually began to mutate, becoming ugly and terrifying.
Syllable!
When the clown in the big shoes was transforming, he was pumped with a big mouth, and his body returned to its original state.
This made the audience laugh back and forth, and finally saw a Chosen One who could interrupt the transformation of the enemy, and they had wanted to do it for a long time.
The clown in big shoes didn't expect that this one really didn't give face at all.
Big brother, the atmosphere is here, why don't you let me change it, if you do this, your peers will laugh at me if you see it!
Then Zhang Yangqing's words made him feel that he was not playing a clown, but a real clown.
"Don't think that mutation can get away with it."
The Bigfoot Clown felt that he had been greatly insulted.
Dude, we're in a game of life and death.
I'm looking like I'm going to kill you, and you still want money?
Zhang Yangqing saw that he didn't reply, and pulled another big mouth.
The slap resounded in the sky, echoing in the surrounding valley for a long time.
Even the little girl and the long-haired staff around her were dumbfounded.
The clown in big shoes who just ran away like the end of the world is now being smoked like a wronged little sweet potato.
The aggrieved expression made the already ugly face of the clown in the big shoes even more ugly.
No matter how stupid the long-haired staff is, they can see that Zhang Yangqing's performance just now is not stupid, but so strong that he is fearless, and he doesn't care about violating any rules at all.
He has always thought that Zhang Yangqing has no strength, but he has a good brain, and he has strength, but his brain is not good, so the two complement each other.
As a result, now people have the strength and their brains are fine, but they don't have the strength and brains, so make up for it!
The staff wondered, why didn't I see that he was so strong earlier?
The same is true of the clown, if he knew that this videographer was so strong and gave him a hundred guts, he would not dare to let this photographer send it.
These two big-mouthed people made the clown in big shoes finally realize that the person on the other side of the street might not really intend to let him go if he didn't give money, and he also realized the gap.
I may be facing a master who has returned to the basics, and they are no longer at the same level.
Some attentive viewers noticed that the smile on the face of the weird clown had disappeared.
In fact, they guessed wrong, according to the law of conservation of smiles, the smile on the clown of big shoes did not disappear, but was transferred to Zhang Yangqing's face.
In such a place, whoever is the most dangerous person is entitled to laugh.
(End of chapter)