Chapter 406: See Ao Mei
The archer is a class that almost all boys once yearn for, such as the elven prince of the Lord of the Rings, who drifts in style, draws arrows and "dodoes" two bows, and kills the minions of the two dark lord Sauron in seconds, which is handsome.
There are many allusions about archery in ancient China, such as Lu Bu who shot the halberd at Yuanmen, Hou Yi who shot the sun, Ji Chang who learned arrows, and Nezha who pulled the Qiankun bow and hit Shiji Niangniang's apprentice with an arrow that shook the sky and so on.
The bow and arrow has a special charm since ancient times, perhaps because of the obsession of human beings with long-range strikes, with a bow and arrow can effectively prevent themselves from being harmed, and the bow and arrow is simple and easy to make, and it is naturally integrated into many myths and stories.
If you want to say that Meituan is the most famous archer in this place, it has to be Eagle Eye.
Hawkeye was born with a special ability, he is a superpower with hand-eye coordination and super reflexes.
Of course, with Hawkeye's flesh and blood in the face of a cosmic crisis, it doesn't seem to be enough, and aside from the plot, he can stay in the Avengers team more by relying on the protagonist's aura.
So in the endgame of Avengers IV, the script gave Hawkeye and Black Widow, two heroes who seemed too "ordinary" in the superhero team, a decent exit.
Hawkeye retires, while Black Widow sacrifices herself to obtain the soul gem that Gamora will never get from Thanos, completing the ending comeback.
The character of Hawkeye is an indispensable piece of the puzzle in Marvel's ten-year film history, and in Marvel's consistent expression, no matter how weak the hero is, he also has the meaning of his existence, even if he is a person with no superpowers at all, as long as you have the heart to save the world, then God will favor you and give you the highlights of life.
Fang Yu, who was sitting in front of the makeup mirror, looked at his makeup.
In fact, he didn't do too much makeup close to the shape of an archer, nothing more than modified his hairstyle, cut a neat and neat short head, and did not wear an exaggerated blue holster in the comics, which could be seen at a glance that this guy was a superhero.
He wears a black combat uniform on the upper body, close-fitting leather pants on the lower body, and carries a multi-functional quiver on his back.
Looking at his appearance, Fang Yu was very satisfied.
If you look at the comparison chart between him and the white Hawkeye in his previous life without preconceived ideas, it is estimated that the vast majority of people will choose him to become the character of Hawkeye.
Because, his temperament is so in line with this character!
He seems to have an indescribable sense of loneliness and ambivalence, he is both a full-level agent and a bit like an atoned person who is entangled in his heart, he will not hesitate to act in the face of powerful targets, but in some situations, he will question whether the orders he has received are correct enough.
The temperament image of such a person is enough for Fang Yu to obtain this character, not to mention that he still has the final say in this place.
Robert Downey Jr. walked over and looked at Fang Yu, "Oh my god, you look like a superhero!" ”
"If it were Tony Stark, I'd say I'm like a striptease guy who'd take off his shirt and expose his chest muscles for twenty dollars."
"Hahaha! That's true! Robert Downey Jr. looked at Fang Yu, who was eighteen years younger than him, "Stephen, I'm convinced by you, you really understand every character, I'm convinced." ”
Fang Yu jokingly spread his hands, "Maybe they will also need a yellow Iron Man?" Not necessarily~"
"Hahaha, in that case, I'll hand over Pepper to you myself."
"What are you talking about?"
Scarlett, who played the role of Black Widow, walked over and looked at Fang Yu from head to toe.
The main opponent of the role of Hawkeye in the Avengers is the agent Black Widow, who is also an "ordinary person", and these two people vaguely have the meaning of sparking love in the movie, but folk netizens still prefer the cp of Black Widow and Bruce Banner.
In the background picture of the Avengers One, the Hulk looked back and saw the Black Widow, and then showed a wicked smile in the classic GIF of the green cucumber poking leather pants, which can only be said to understand everything.
Then again.
Scarlett also knows that she and Stephen Fang will have a lot of rivalry in the future, and Fang Yu is also an indispensable and important figure in Marvel Film and Television, so she wants to have a good relationship in advance.
This is a film and television plan that will be filmed for ten years, and it is not wrong to have a good relationship with the chief producer of the group.
"Stephen, you're looking cool!"
"It's okay, it goes well with your leather pants." Fang Yu responded with a smile.
"We should have a lot of rivalry in the future, why don't I treat you to dinner another day?" My acting skills are not very good, and I'm afraid of affecting you. ”
Listening to the conversation between the two, Donnie spread his hands, "Why don't I go?" It feels like the two of you will kiss together before you continue to talk like this. ”
If a Chinese actress hears such ridicule, she either doesn't hold back her anger on the spot, or she blushes and says she hates it.
White women under Western education are better at expressing themselves, and Scarlett's face is slightly red and she looks at Fang Yu, "Really?" Do I have this opportunity? ”
This time, Fang Yu choked and didn't know what to do, so he could only point to the camera crew, "Get ready, work hard!" ”
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The work cycle of Iron Man 2 has just reached four days, and it happened that on a weekend, Hollywood employees threw shovels and sickles, and only Fang Yu was left in the studio.
After all, it is a co-producer of multiple films, and Fang Yu needs to take care of the overall situation.
After continuing to check and fill in the gaps, and making sure that there was no negligence in the general direction, Fang Yu drove his classic yellow chariot in Suji and went straight to a studio on the other side, located in the southern suburbs.
But until then, he'll have to go next door.
is different from the crew of "Iron Man", Fang Yulai's group is more like a black workshop.
None of their actors have the protection of the Hollywood Actors Guild, and of course, overtime pay is also in place, and no one has sued the crew so far.
The film that this crew is filming is titled: "Black Monster vs. Shark Whirlwind"
As soon as you hear the name of this hanging, you know that this group is all sassy.
In addition to the female lead, who is also Fang Yu's little lover, Elizabeth Olsen, who is known as the Ao Mei, the future Scarlet Witch actor, is considered a quasi-2.5 line, and the rest of the people are either on the top of the role, or they have other jobs and are the kind of funniers who make films part-time.
It's such a half-baked team, don't underestimate it.
Spoof movies in North America have a large fixed audience, and the most famous spoof films, such as "Scream", "Hunger Game", "Twilight Movie", and "Too Fast", which spoofs "Fast and Furious", are not low at the box office.
Fang Yu himself is also an audience of this kind of film when he relaxes in his spare time, and the "Scream" series is one of his favorite film series.
Such a crew has a lot of money, but the budget is not much.
In most cases, they take 100,000 US dollars to make a film, to see if luck can pay back, as long as a film is a hit, then it is worth the expenditure of ten films, and the deal is still profitable.
Spoof films, in addition to the nonsensical script, the funnier the better, it is best to have an eye-catching big bear girl, if you add a little more points, this actress had better be more famous, and she doesn't need to be particularly famous, after all, most of the budget has to be spent on publicity, and the special effects can be deducted, it doesn't matter if it becomes a five-cent special effect, but the publicity must be in place.
The special effects don't matter, and the actor's remuneration has become a deductible item.
Therefore, Ao Mei, the big bear girl of the 2.5 line, has become a hot commodity in such a scene.
"Ahhhh Don't chase me! Help me! Help me! ”
On the beach, Ao Mei ran like a small loss "piapia", the difference between her and Xiao Damage is that she will say something later, "You chase that?" I'm home~"
Seeing Ao Mei who performed so pompously, Fang Yu felt a little unbearable.
It's not that Ao Mei doesn't want to do some good work, but it's a pity that she has a coffee position here, just after the end of Resident Evil, her Claire is still a little hot, and after receiving two tepid movies, her career has entered a low period for the first time.
Later, Fang Yu asked her to shoot "Latent" again, and the popularity was given some, but unfortunately it was far less than what Gal Gadot got in "Ghost Shadow", after all, she did not have a lot of intimate sweet scenes with Fang Yu like Gal Gadot, and the audience couldn't knock CP, so naturally they didn't reassure Ao Mei.
The profession of an actor is like this, most people see the ceiling of the head, and feel that they are very profitable, in fact, most of the actors are the masters who have eaten the last meal but not the next meal, even if it is an actress like Ao Mei who has acted in a hit movie, before it is officially popular, she will also become an actress in such a bloody drama.
The nonsensical plot, everyone's exaggerated performances, everyone has Fang Yu's "superpowers".
It's not because they have good acting skills, it's just because they don't need to polish, as long as they don't make big mistakes, don't laugh at anything, they can get by.
Seeing Ao Mei in this state, Fang Yu said that he was distressed, and felt that Ao Mei's income was not low, so he said that he was not distressed, she was a woman brought out by herself, but now she is acting in such a movie, she is still a little embarrassed.
"Black-haired monster! Black-haired monsters! Help me! Help me! Ao Mei's acting skills are exaggerated and shouting, and her movements look very abstract, her movements are deliberately shaking, so that her figure can be perfectly displayed, it can be said that the drunkard does not mean to drink.
Ao Mei's action is eye-catching, but it is not as attractive as Fang Yu's arrival.
Everyone has taken too many big bear girls, and now the threshold has already been very high, unless Ao Mei jumps out of the bear, otherwise everyone's eyes will still focus on Fang Yu.
This is Stephen Fang!
He's an independent producer who doesn't need to make a spoof of other people's movies at all! He can write, act, and direct, he is a multi-faceted all-rounder, Ao Mei's coffee position has gone sideways in this group, and when Fang Yu came, everyone sent him to kneel.
"Keep busy, leave me alone."
Leave it alone, but the work is quickly interrupted.
A takeaway brother walked into the set with a bunch of bags, and Fang Yu waved his hand, "Please drink coffee." ”
Holding the coffee, Ao Mei looked at Fang Yu and smiled.
After waiting for a long time, Ao Mei didn't say a word.
"Dumb?"
"No, no." Ao Mei shook her head, "It's just that I haven't seen you for too long, and I don't know how to say hello." ”
"Is it a long time?"
"Of course, it's been a long, long time~" Ao Mei counted with her fingers, "Freddy vs. Alien, Shark Whirlwind's Deadly Nine-Headed Shark, I have little to rely on, I have filmed so many scenes of the black monster vs. Shark Whirlwind, and I just saw you again!" ”
Fang Yu smiled helplessly, "Are you sure we haven't seen each other for too long?" I don't think your filming team is working too efficiently."
After dinner, Fang Yu took out this contract.
When he came this time, eating, blending was secondary, and the main thing was to hand over the contract to Ao Mei.
"Scarlet Witch, an important character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you have a job for the next ten years, and this contract will be very beneficial to you after it is redrafted, and you won't have to take on so many strange movies to support your family in the future."
Although Ao Mei hasn't read much of Marvel's comics, this superhero movie is too popular, I can't think about it, since Fang Yu said that it is an important role, then he must not have run, looking at Fang Yu through the candlelight, Ao Mei felt that the person in front of her was three points more handsome than just now.
"If you continue to act like this, you will definitely make yourself more stereotypes in the future, stop it, Aomei, the outside is full of your spoof fans."
"Oh my God! Stephen, I don't know how I can repay you."
"It's all a family, what to repay, I'm rusty!"
"Then me."
"Come on, come on, when I came, I specially brought a rolling pin of Chinese specialties, this cane is twenty long, it is a hard wood, you are good to help me wipe it, it is best to wait for some steamed buns, I am good to think of you when there are no steamed buns to eat."
"Okay~" Ao Mei nodded obediently, and began to suck snail noodles with rusty movements.
It's pretty cool, but you can't keep it going.
Fang Yu supervised the crew of Ao Mei for two days, and gained a group of fans and sisters.
Fang Yu's stay here is equivalent to the appearance of Chenglong in Zhang Yishan's bad movie looking for Chenglong, and instantly the whole audience is revolving around him.
The director even pulled Fang Yu's trouser leg, saying that he wanted Master Stephen Fang to guide him.
"You are professional in spoof films, if you insist on me to say something, there can be more unreasonable places, as long as it is funny enough, this stall can be supported sooner or later."
Everyone nodded blankly, touching their chins as if they had heard some big truth, and after thinking about it for a long time, they couldn't understand the meaning of what Fang Yu said.
"One word!"
"Shoot!"
At the end of the two-day vacation, Fang Yu did not return to the crew of "Iron Man 2", but went straight to the battlefield of "Thor" on the other side.
Like the previous two groups, Fang Yu's arrival was accompanied by the cheers of everyone, and at the same time, he also put on makeup again and changed into Hawkeye costumes.
Today, he is going to shoot a fight scene that he hasn't seen for a long time
Just give these Hollywood turtles a good look at how the Chinese filmmakers' plays behave!
(End of chapter)