Why is it that in Lin Zhengying's movie, the ghosts and ghosts are all used as monsters in the first half hour of the movie, and zombies are often the last boss to face?

When a "living" monster stands in front of you and jumps around, this feeling of facing fear is much more terrifying than watching a floating ghost!

The black veil ghost is materialized!

The white police officer held a gun, pointed at the black shadow in front of him, trembling so much that the strength to pull the trigger was gone, and his teeth were pounding rapidly, obviously it was a warm police station, but it was as cold as an ice hole!

He was still showing off his martial arts just now, but now he has become a grandson.

"Kill him! Damn Farke! Hahaha! Should! ”

Hei Mei was the first to laugh when she saw this paragraph, and when she laughed, the black people in the theater also got the laughter of this paragraph inexplicably.

Why are you laughing?

Seeing a white policeman scared like this, I naturally want to laugh!

"Bang!"

The gun finally couldn't help but fire!

The gun didn't actually fire, and the white officers thought they were bad.

If the gun could hit a dirty thing that suddenly appeared, then he wouldn't have been scared like this.

"Ahhhh

Hundreds of years have passed, and the creed that guns are equal to invincibility implanted in the bones of white people has completely collapsed at this moment!

The police acted very frightened, but the white people in the theater inexplicably began to laugh again!

It seems that he is bullied a lot on weekdays.

Fang Yu had a little disagreement with Wen Ziren on the design of this scene, Wen Ziren felt that a horror movie was best to have a funny scene, but Fang Yu said that a horror movie does not necessarily have to be a horror film.

In fact, adding some jokes can make people watch it repeatedly.

Xiangjiang ghost film is an expert in this area.

In fact, when it comes to pure horror movies, many people now feel the horror of Thailand, South Korea, and Japan.

The ranking should be Thai-Japanese-Korean.

Middle?

There are no horror movies at all.

But in fact, in the 90s, Xiangjiang produced many classic pure horror films.

For example, "Master of the Mountain Village", "Fierce Cat", "Fierce List", "Chasing Ghosts and Seven Heroes" and so on.

These movies are all extreme horror, focusing on a work that after watching from the cinema, young couples dare not go home, and promote the development of the hotel industry around the cinema.

Fang Yu didn't watch this kind of work less, especially the childhood shadow of a mountain village master, after reading it, he didn't dare to drink water for a long time, for fear that there would be an "old corpse" soaked at the bottom of the lake at the source of these waters.

Fang Yu made horror films, at first because the cost was small and he could the leverage.

Later, he made it because these films could open up the Hollywood market for him.

But it's not to scare white and black people, to scare them out of a movie theater to watch "Latent", and as a result, scare 66 foreign devils to death.

He believes that it is enough for a movie to be good.

The white policeman was anxious, like ants on a hot pot, he was very angry just now, but now he has directly become a turtle grandson.

He happened to shrink to the end of the corridor, that is, the door of Taoist Xiaofang's cell, and now the roles are reversed, those who want to go out don't want to go out, and think that outside is the free person, and now he really wants to shoot a Brother Ni, so that he can be locked in the cell and have the protection of the fence gate.

He was so anxious that he had no brains, and he shuddered to dig out the key!

"Let! Let me in! ”

"Hahahaha!"

The black audience was amused again!

Seeing that the high-flying white police officer now wants to get into the prison cell, isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala Coke?

This strange joke can also be understood by black audiences.

A big black man in the front row, wearing a gold chain around his neck, sprinkled popcorn on the ground in his hand, took out a gun and laughed, and made gangster gestures, "Brother Stephen Fang Mai, you are so good at making movies!" Lao Tzu said, Stephen Fang will come to my territory in the future, and he will be my brother, Brother Mai Ni! ”

A scene made Fang Yu a brother in the eyes of the blacks, and the Taoist priest Xiao Fang in the cell was also very powerful, so he sat down in the cell, holding his chin with both hands, as if he was watching a boring show at the annual meeting, watching the anxious white police officer take out the key and couldn't open a door lock for a long time.

"It's funny."

Xiao Fang spoke in Chinese, and subtitles were typed on the screen.

"Marriage is like a siege, people inside want to get out, people outside want to come in."

The nervous sentence made the audience laugh, especially the few white people who got married early, laughing straight to their stomachs!

It's too nerve-wracking!

But I love it!

"Fack! Let me in! Let me in! ”

The white police officer was already crazy, and he couldn't change the key to Xiao Fang's cell one by one, or he might be too nervous, and he just couldn't open it anyway.

"Save it, don't be afraid, what's there to be afraid of, after you are strangled to death, you will also become a ghost, ghosts and ghosts."

"Hahaha!"

The audience continues to laugh!

"He has a point! I'm not afraid of horror movies anymore! Damn Farke! Brother McNig! ”

The plot has come to this point, and the audience doesn't know how the next plot will go.

The unarmed Taoist priest was locked up in a cell.

The male protagonist of the story is controlled by a ghost and becomes the villain.

The two important characters of the heroine and mother-in-law are also being watched in the haunted house, no matter how you look at it, the plot can't continue

"Here it is! Use your camera! ”

Here's the twist!

At the door of the corridor, a pair of fat and thin pairs dressed strangely appeared!

Psychic Elise Helper! Two followers are here!

Flashbacks to memories where two assistants are trapped in the basement after a sudden fire at Elise's house.

In a desperate moment, the faucet in the room exploded without knowing why!

The two unlucky assistants relied on the water from the faucet to cool down, and although they were not burned by the fire, they were also scalded by the hot water for a long time, until the fire brigade came, and they were rescued.

At the same time, it was also taken out, and there was the video tape of the exorcism that had been sealed for thirty years!

Knowing the general truth of the matter, the two assistants began to inquire about the whereabouts of the Taoist priest Xiaofang.

This person who carried a peachwood sword on his back, walked on the street, and could only rely on gestures if he didn't know much English, and if he asked casually, he could basically tell that he had been arrested and brought to the police station.

No, the two learned of the situation and directly pulled the electric switch to the police station.

No matter how urgent it is, it's not urgent! Prison robbery is not a thing at all, they are completely done.

Xiao Fang in the cell seemed to have expected it in advance, and he shouted at the white officer, "Squat!" ”

Immediately afterwards, a bowl of boiling liquid was poured directly!

"Smack! Bang la la blah! ”

The simplest comedic effect.

, pee, fart.

That bowl of things had hints of camera language before, and Fang Yu had a pants pocket and zipper action.

Combined with the fact that the liquid is slightly yellow in color and a little warm.

You don't have to think about it to know what it is

Boy urine.

(End of chapter)