As time passed, snowflakes began to fall in the sky.

The already difficult planting effort has become even more difficult.

Potatoes are buried in the ground, there is a time limit, and there is a limit on the quantity.

The snow had just been shoveled, and the pit had not been dug clearly, and a new round of snow had covered it.

That is, the guests who didn't really take this matter as a task didn't have any mood swings.

Chenglong began to look anxious: "It's not a way to go on like this, we have to speed up!" ”

He said that, and he didn't have much strength in his hands, in his opinion, variety shows are actually to make a show for the audience, and after the show is over, there will always be a result.

It's not just him who thinks so, Xiao Damage and Huang Bai also think so.

They are just waiting for the program team to turn off the camera, a moment, when the editing magic will plant this snow field full of potatoes!

It's okay, wait, you can't let Brother Chenglong and these Hollywood stars freeze here all the time, right?

Their thoughts are actually the thoughts of several interns in the program team.

The interns nodded and waited silently for the dispatch, and after waiting for a long time, a man wearing a padded jacket and gold wire glasses walked out with a stack of papers.

"These are the contracts signed by the guests before they came."

"On this contract, there are many clauses clearly written, without endangering life and human rights, if the guest chooses to strike and interrupt the recording, he will compensate the program team with several times the fine."

The lawyer only summarized the content of the contract, and there were some discrepancies from the real terms, but when it was implemented, the meaning was very different.

In short, after collecting the money, you have to do something.

Even if it's freezing potatoes in the cold, you have to keep dry.

Outdoors.

After an hour of work, Huang Bai, who was sweating, noticed that something was wrong.

Speaking of planting potatoes, why are you really planting potatoes?

Isn't it a gag and a little funny to complete a challenge?

What's going on now?

"I said, Yang'er, what does this show mean? Do you really grow potatoes all the way? Not really, right? ”

Xiao Xiang wiped the sweat from his brain, he was once popular all over the country, because of the experience of hardship in his early years, he did not mean to play a big name, he did a lot of work, and when he heard Huang Bai's questioning, he stopped, and had his own thinking in his head.

"I can't do it! Said to finish planting this piece. Ah, it's more than half planted, and that's too hard! ”

The man was muttering in his heart, but the four women were very calm.

Wang Zuxian shoveled the most snow, and she became the busiest one after shoveling the snow, and then prepared to bury potato seedlings.

Scarlett and Emma Watson focus on a job without squeaking, if this was placed in a variety show of domestic entertainment, the program team would have gone crazy a long time ago, and the Hollywood celebrities who spent so much money to invite are okay if they don't speak?

No matter what Gao Yuanyuan and Fang Yu say, it is also the official announcement of "CP", one digs a pit to produce physical strength, and the other buries the soil to make up for the details, the two have a clear division of labor, with the help of Fang Yu, the strongest human physical strength of "innate divine power", at least half of the current progress is promoted by Fang Yu.

"Aren't you tired? Take a break! ”

Gao Yuanyuan was a little distressed when she saw Fang Yu digging the pit neatly, and there was a big idea that someone would do all the work.

She doesn't know that the more this kind of variety show, the harder she works, the easier it is to gain the audience's favor.

Anyone who cheats and cheats does fish and get money in a short period of time, but as soon as the show is launched, don't mention the scolding.

Celebrities are sometimes hated, you don't know how strange the specific reason is, a lazy image is announced, it is very likely to harvest a large number of black fans with stereotypical prejudices, and it is more difficult to save this image than to capture the pear before the surrender of France.

For example, mentioning three star artists with smelly feet.

Who can you think of?

The most answered answer is absolutely.

Yang Mi.

Tang Xue sees.

Singing love to the woman.

Fang Yu, who knows that being on a variety show is going to a battlefield of people, understands better than everyone here that performing well is better than anything, letting the sweat slide down his cheeks, he continued to work very unpretentiously, and replied to Gao Yuanyuan's concern lightly: "Finish it early, let everyone go to warm up early." ”

As soon as he said this, Gao Yuanyuan also understood what Fang Yu meant, and directly turned into a virtuous helper to help Fang Yu continue to grow potatoes.

"Hey! Get it on! ”

Chenglong panted vigorously, he didn't do much work, and he looked very tired.

In fact, he has participated in many variety shows in various countries, and he has seen any variety shows, and it is enough to give a few sub-scenes.

Let him do the rest of the dirty work? That's really treating him as Hu Ge's buddy, the fourth-tier actor Chen Lang.

It's getting late.

The boring task of planting potatoes is about to be completed, and there are a few pits in the last row.

Cork and Xiao Xiao hugged each other tired but joyful, celebrating this hard-won victory.

However, at this moment, a cold voice broke the joy.

The masked host of the show stood in front of everyone: "Congratulations on completing the mission soon, according to the rules, you still need to face the next round of challenges." ”

Without waiting for everyone to react, a forklift that suddenly entered the painting drove in!

This forklift is very hairy.

The guy who was driving, holding a bottle of vodka in his hand, drank it while driving the forklift in the direction of everyone!

The guests have signed contracts and bought insurance, but they are not stupid!

This rushing forklift, whoever likes to cooperate with the effect will cooperate! Why don't you run?

The thick snow was pushed all the way towards everyone by the front shovel of the forklift!

The big one Fang Yu was waiting for is finally here!

The thick snow pushed above the fruits of everyone's labor in the afternoon, and buried this potato field even next spring, this pile of snow is estimated to be the last to melt, because it is too high!

Everyone watched the high snowdrifts just weigh on the fruits of an afternoon's hard work, and Chenglong cursed directly.

"What are you guys doing?!" He spread his hands to the program team in confusion, "Why?" Then, he asked Fang Yu in a low voice, "Is this also in the plan?" ”

"No, I'm in charge of providing the guest list, and I don't know exactly how these people will arrange the show, so I'm also surprised." Fang Yu pulled it lightly, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, in terms of the popularity of the big-nosed Chenglong in Asia, the "Star Adventure" program team dared to humiliate Chenglong so much, purely because he didn't want to mix.

It wasn't that Fang Yu insisted on doing it twice, and the program team didn't dare to mess around like this.

And at this time, the narrator's voice of pain reappeared.

"Oh, I just took it back, you are not about to complete the mission, I mean, until I see that the pile of snow has been cleaned up, the mission is not completed, and at the moment your mission time has exceeded one minute, and since you have been planting potatoes too much longer than the preset time, among you, you will have to choose three people to spend two nights in a cold prison in Siberia, whether the potatoes are planted or not, I mean, some of you will be sent to prison"

——

Actors are adventurous, are you playing big?

It's huge.

When this narrator told everyone what they would encounter, Chenglong directly showed the most incredible expression since he started his career.

Ang Glass is vigorous!

Are you trolling me?

"Fang Yu, what's going on?"

Chenglong was brought by Fang Yu, and he also knew that the show was made by Fang Yu, so he could only find the biggest leader of the show at the first time.

"Big brother, as I said, I only provide the guest list, as for how to venture this show, I don't know anything. Well. If you are not willing to continue to challenge, I will compensate you for the contract on the program team's side. ”

The flesh on the side of the dragon's nose shook twice.

This time, the notice fee is really a lot, more than the money given to make a movie.

I thought I was here to show my face, but it turned out to be so thrilling.

The liquidated damages are several times the notice fee, if Chenglong didn't treat Fang Yu as a person, he would just pick his son and leave, okay, you said you lost money, right? Then you have to pay.

But he didn't.

"You said you would pick three, right? Okay, I'll go. ”

Chenglong's mentality changed quickly, and in a few seconds, he changed from very resistant to taking the initiative to greet him, and also took a punishment pit, showing the demeanor of a wave of big brother Chenglong.

Fang Yu didn't expect Chenglong to break the list of personnel he originally thought, and he didn't know if he would go to prison in the place of Xiao Zheng or Huang Bai, but Fang Yu still hurriedly said, "The potatoes are gone, I didn't do my duty, I think I should take responsibility, and I'll go too." ”

The light of the Chinese in the two eras respectively made a statement, and the remaining few people looked at each other, in this case, it was impossible for Xiao Xiang to take out the Scottish underskirt and cork to have a gender confrontation, and the two could only guess the fist to see who was the unlucky guy.

Scissors!

Stone!

Huang Bai's punch was slow, and a close-up of his hand flashed in front of the camera, and the gesture stayed on his hand with the scissors.

The three-person prison team was formed, and Chenglong, Fang Yu, and Xiao Shan locked up the cold Siberian prison tonight

On the bus, Chenglong coughed lightly, looked at the camera behind him, glanced at Fang Yu, took out his mobile phone, wrote a paragraph, and gave the text and mobile phone to Fang Yu, signaling him to answer.

[What the hell is going on with this show? 】

Fang Yu is not a person who goes around in circles, and immediately wrote his own answer on his mobile phone.

[The life cycle of an actor is too short, and many newcomers have begun to enter the public eye, I am ready to make a show and only invite actors who have been in the industry for many years to gain attention]

The phone was handed back, and Chenglong nodded heavily, which was to fully accept such an outrageous arrangement of this program group.

Type a line and hand it to Fang Yu.

[Say it early! So that's the case? Yu Zai, you have a heart! 】

Chenglong is getting older and older, and he understands better than anyone this feeling of mental strength when he gets older.

To put it nicely, Chenglong chose to give back to the mainland.

To put it mildly, at his age, he can't move very much.

Hollywood wants a dragon that can fight and live alive, not an elderly dragon who bends down and snorts when he gets up.

Chenglong, who had already been eliminated once, understood very well the reason why Fang Yu was doing all this now, he patted Fang Yu on the shoulder, everything was silent.

The starting point Chenglong understood, and Fang Yu didn't directly put down his hanging heart completely.

Because the so-called prison that I'm going to go to next, it's really a prison

"Collapse la-la-la."

The bus carried the servants to a quiet place.

Seeing the high wall, there is also the fence of the power grid, and the small damage tightens the neck

Although he once arranged Sun Honglei to be obedient and obedient, he was a pure Dongbai man.

But when he saw the real prison, he still beat a rattle in his heart.

At this time, the representative of the program group, the voice of the narrator appeared again.

"This is where you will stay for two nights, in one of the famous prisons in Siberia!"

Play big enough!

That's too big!

Stay in jail?!

The narrator's voice came out again, "Looking at your expressions, it seems unlikely, doesn't it?" It's all happening, and the prison you're going to face is the real thing."

Chenglong finally couldn't hold back at this time!

"You found a real prison to run a variety show? Crazy! ”

At this time, he was still complaining, but he didn't know that the inmates he was going to face were all genuine, all kinds of people who committed crimes in Mao Ziguo

"Actors' Adventure" is very big.

The previous planting of potatoes is actually an introduction.

came up and started to engage in prison affairs directly, Fang Yu didn't think that any guests would agree, and he also had to give the public and the audit a buffer.

It's okay abroad, if the domestic entertainment can't pass the trial, he will be busy in vain.

But taking a step back, even if he is not on major video portals or on TV, after two years of continuous popularity of the Internet, how can his variety show be turned out and downloaded by everyone to watch.

At this point, the title of the first episode is finally available.

[Chenglong Fang Yu Siberia trapped in prison!? 】

The three of them walked in the passage of this huge prison, and they all had different moods.

Fang Yu is in the best mood, anyway, the show has been filmed smoothly at present, and he can accept anything else.

In order to express the feelings of the other two, Fang Yu explained, "Why can't our variety show be able to do Neon and Han Zong next door?" I just can't get out! ”

"Neon variety shows, spoof guests are spoofed to the point of almost killing people, and there will even be organized street gangsters to fight with all kinds of boxers, martial arts people, and novel programs of fighting, our program only knows how to play some indoor mentally handicapped interactive games all day long, which is not interesting, and I can't go abroad."

When Fang Yu said this, he almost directly named the Hi Pi base camp hosted by Teacher He that had been broadcast for more than ten years.

Chenglong sighed, ignoring the cameras behind him, "So what are we going to do now?" Is it the same as staying in a hotel? Going to check in? ”

"That's not necessary, the program team has already arranged it, let's just go directly to the cell, and then according to the schedule, we should eat, sleep and sleep, there is no difficulty."

"Do we live together?" There are some concerns about the small damage.

"I don't know about this" Fang Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he didn't tell Xiao Yu the real answer

Live together?

Can't live a little.

Not only did the three live separately.

And, but also with the real, Maozi's side of the criminals. Cohabitation

Fang Yu licked his lips lightly, and even he, the initiator, was looking forward to what kind of sparks his fellow inmates would rub in the past two days.

(End of chapter)