Chapter 676: Happy New Year

It's noisy outside, and the situation in the prison is a bit explosive!

Stephen Fang, a newcomer to cell 18, single-handedly cleaned up the remaining seven inmates in the cell!

This news is like the lead of a firecracker that was lit during the Chinese New Year, and it spread throughout the prison at a lightning speed!

The immediate reaction of the prisoners.

Unbelief!

The second time of the reaction.

, right?

The reaction of the third time.

Oh, it's time to put on a show.

Normal people have this kind of thinking, what kind of boxing champion are you, even if you are Tyson, Tyson can't do it, you can do it, you are more bullish than Tyson?

Not to mention that it is still a so-called star who does this kind of thing, plus there are inexplicably many cameras and inconsequential people in the prison, this shows one thing.

Fake.

These people are making prison life as if it were a movie!

The prisoners who got the news and came to their own conclusions instantly put pressure on the program team and the three guests, including Fang Yu.

Chenglong is okay here, whether it is the prisoner's bodyguard or the boss who buys a good one, they are very polite to him.

The boss with a tattoo on his head chatted with Chenglong, "Fortunately, the program team didn't arrange a script for you to single-handedly pick up the entire cell, if that's really arranged, we still have to cooperate with you." ”

Chenglong immediately nodded and smiled awkwardly, "That's not going to happen, how old am I?"

The wind and waves are calm on the side of the dragon, but the small damage is an old sin.

The prisoners now unanimously believe that the gang of guys from the program team brought by the prison director are humiliating them, what martial arts star can single-handedly take on the entire cell? Isn't that disgusting to them?

In Maozi Prison, in addition to sleeping, the most time-consuming thing for them is exercise.

The famous YYDS inventor, a former SKT well-known jungler, fans thought he withdrew from the net, but it turned out that he was caught in the net, which is a typical example of prison weight loss.

A pig before going to jail.

After getting out of prison, he became a monkey.

Mao Zi's physique is relatively ruthless, and the five big and three rough appearances that the prisoners practice on average, there is nothing else to do except want to fight every day, after hearing such humiliating news, everyone began to gear up, wanting to see what the so-called martial arts stars look like.

There are not no people in the crowd who have only recently been imprisoned, a man with glasses who has watched Fang Yu's movie, a man with glasses who is a rare thin man with thin body in Maozi straightens his glasses, "I have seen that Stephen Fang's movie, I didn't see that he likes to pretend so much, and a broken variety show dares to do this. Everybody can meet this guy at dinner time! ”

The little glasses spoke the minds of most of the prisoners, especially the ones who were glaring at the little damage.

Originally, the four prisoners in this cell who were not stuffed with money by the program team didn't have a good impression of the small damage arranged by the program team, but after the news was transmitted, the prisoners found a reason for the small damage.

Looking at Fang Yu, who is the "culprit", is lying on the bed of his victor at this time, silently accepting the reward that belongs to him.

[Your performance shocked Director Nan Bang's Bajiquan +8]

[Your performance shocked the field reporter Kim Han Joon. Flying Probe +5]

[Ling's performance shocked director Yan Min's pedicure +1]

A cell for eight people, Fang Yu has it alone, and he doesn't have to accept punishment for beating someone.

It can only be said that in some areas, having money is equivalent to owning everything.

What's more, he is reasonable, and the other party still says that there are no prisoners who have no human rights.

In the original monitoring room that was changed into a studio, the directors of China, Japan and South Korea were watching Fang Yu's sleeping posture.

"So Stephen Fang is so powerful! Now the explosion point of the show is here! The second issue must be well edited! ”

Yan Min nodded, "Well, I suggest, don't do some special effects and embarrassing sound effects, just put out the picture from the surveillance perspective, and write that there was an accident in the recording of the show, and the guest Stephen had an argument with the prisoner, and guided the matter to the accident of the show. Everything is trying to be true, and I'm worried that Stephen is exaggerating it, and it's hard to think that it's all real if we don't know about it. ”

Yan Min's doubts are not wrong at all, everyone is an adult, and it is okay to have a fantasy about kung fu when watching martial arts movies, the real reality, the so-called kung fu stars, in fact, are far inferior to professional players.

Playing the villain of "Ip Man", the one who asked, who is the most powerful in Foshan, but the shopkeeper said: "Of course it's me, is it Ip Man", the actor of "Dragon Babu" is also an ancient violent movie, and Fan Shaohuang, the protagonist of "King Li", the shadow of countless people's childhood, is a very standard example.

In the impression of many people, having played so many roles that can be played, Fan Shaohuang must also be a very powerful person in real life.

As a result, a very interesting show on Blue Channel completely lifted the bottoms of martial arts stars, making Fan Shaohuang lose an adult.

In the show on the Blue Channel, Fan Shaohuang of 177 joined hands with the martial arts actor Chen Guokun, who played the legend of Bruce Lee, and the champion of the Olympic boxing competition, only Zou Shimin, who was 162.

As a result, Fan Shaohuang, who was more than 1.7 meters, was violently beaten by Zou Shimin with one hand.

Chen Guokun's fate was also very miserable, Zou Shimin, who had no love for the world at all, and used it as a game when he got into the boxing ring, ran around the field.

In the end, the two people beat a Zou Shimin, and they were both beaten back by Zou Shimin.

It can be seen that the important thing for martial arts actors is actually the word actor.

Since then, it can be said that martial arts stars have begun to clamp their tails and be people, like Hong Jinbao, who said that he could fight fifty before, Wu Yue, who can fight infinitely with his bare hands, and a group of martial arts stars have become a laughing stock.

At this juncture, a new generation of martial arts stars, Xiang Jiagongzi, Xiangzuo jumped out.

The program team kindly asked him to put on a protective gear and go to the boxing ring, he made a puzzled expression at the program team, and asked the program team why they insulted boxing.

In fact, the program team is obviously protecting him, and in his eyes, wearing protective gear to practice is tantamount to humiliating the sport of boxing, or it is not good to say whether he is humiliating himself.

Then, Xiangzuo came to power in the limelight.

I was beaten up hard by a singer!

Xiangzuo was crazy about violating the rules, and the opponent was still a very normal game for a small singer, but Xiangzuo was beaten violently.

If he didn't wear protective gear or a helmet according to Xiangzuo's meaning, after the opening minute, after the blow on his head, the entertainment industry might have to go to the banquet.

Although up to now, the entertainment industry has not begun to pull the bottoms of martial arts stars, but Yan Min and other variety artists are not audiences, as industry insiders, they naturally know kung fu stars or something, and their actual combat ability is worrying, so Yan Min's worries are not groundless, how to edit has become the biggest problem for the Three Kingdoms program team at present.

The problem was thrown to the program team, Fang Yu finished washing here, and after hearing the sound in the corridor, he got out of bed with his shoes on and walked out of the cell.

Prison meals are no better than school meals.

Maozi's food is not very good, the big lieba that can smash the dog with a heel when thrown out, can be knocked away directly with a bite of the teeth, Guo Degang's cross talk about smashing the prison door with steamed buns, put it in the Siberian prison, and smash it with a big lieba, it really makes sense.

One by one, the prisoners were not very interested in dinner, and this walk was not much different from getting up early to go to work.

If it weren't for the fact that the prison inmates had to obey orders, I am afraid that few people would have eaten dinner that day.

There are exceptions.

The prisoner in Chenglong's cell came to the dining room early.

Today, somewhat different from usual, the prison organized a congress.

In order to welcome the "Actors' Adventure" program team, and at the same time, I want to sound a wake-up call to the prisoners, it doesn't matter if you usually fight, there is no good fruit in fighting this guy, they will focus on increasing the sentence!

Obediently cooperate with the warden and let the warden collect the money safely, don't make a moth.

When a friend came and had good wine, the prisoner naturally couldn't prepare good wine and food to entertain the program team, so the program team came in reverse and made a buffet out.

The program team has to eat on weekdays, taking into account the environmental impact of various places, so the program team of the Three Kingdoms has its own chef.

The chefs of China, Japan and South Korea have already started to prepare when the guests are planting potatoes, and by the time the second episode is recorded, the meal is also alive, and the restaurant is full of Chinese, Japanese and Korean food.

Kimchi of Korean food.

Japanese sushi and yakiniku.

and slightly spicy Sichuan cuisine.

Chenglong's table has already been broken, they are originally fans of Chenglong, and they have got a lot of benefits, and they have such a rich choice for dinner, what else do you need a bicycle? It's good to listen to Chenglong bragging about the rise of the world!

"The Prince of Dubai is a fan of mine, and he said that he would lend me 30 sports cars for filming, and I have no idea at the moment." Chenglong didn't have much appetite, so he took two bites of an apple in his hand, and his mouth never stopped.

Several prisoners were stunned when they heard this, and their eyes were full of worship for Chenglong.

"You guys are in good shape, if you go out in the future, maybe you can become a movie special actor."

"Really! Jackie! Are you telling the truth? ”

"Of course, I've been in this industry for so many years, and your body can play some in kung fu movies. Very important villain, no problem. ”

After half a day of getting along, Chenglong has become "friends" with these prisoners, and he can purely treat it as a vacation for two days of prison life.

If these prisoners knew that Chenglong could be paid millions a day by sitting in prison for two days as if he were living at home, lying in a new bed, using a separate new toilet, and eating food that was far better than the prison meal, then I am afraid that they would look at Chenglong a little differently now.

The second group of people who came to the cafeteria were the prisoners around the cell of Xiao Xiang.

When they came to the restaurant, the three bodyguards who were protecting Xiao Damage directly chose to sit away from Xiao Damage.

There are prison guards here, and they are also afraid that they will collect money, and in the future, when the program team leaves, they will be isolated by other prisoners who have not earned benefits.

Xiao Zheng looked at Chenglong's table and was soon surrounded by fans who came one after another, and he also broke off the idea of going over, holding a plate alone, finding a corner, and sitting down in front of the camera brother in the corner, seeing the staff of the program team, he was also a little comforted in his heart, thinking that there would be no chaos if there was a camera to shoot.

As for the person who said that Fang Yu hit a cell alone when the staff passed by?

The effect of the show is just that, who should really listen to it!

Xiao Xiang eats the leftovers of other people's choices, but he doesn't have to choose kimchi, and all he thinks about is it, why don't he have a similar script? Always looks like a sissy, this day is really miserable!

Fang Yu's life is good! debuted and cooperated with Chenglong, Zhou Xingchi, and Li Lianjie, and his screen image has always been good.

Alas!

Xiao Damage Piapia ate it, ate two bites, and couldn't help but spit it out, "What kind of b-thing kimchi, it's not half as good as sauerkraut." ”

His complaint can be regarded as vomiting into the hearts of the prisoners who came late.

From whether to eat Chinese food and secondary Japanese food, it is not difficult to see everyone's attitude towards the program team.

People who eat Chinese food, now looking at the eyes of the program team, are too gentle.

If you eat Japanese food, it's okay.

Ate kimchi. I just want to scold the street! If you eat this thing, you might as well eat Da Lieba if you have little soup and little water!

"Damn it! Come on, let's be punished, eat this! ”

The prisoners never thought that the kimchi that could be used for a state banquet in the cold country was already the highest specification that the Nanbang program team could come up with, and mistakenly thought that the salty and spicy chicken was punishing them.

Suddenly, a bearded man who looked a little Tang threw the kimchi on the plate!

"Who's that Stephen?"

He was stupid and angry with Fang Yu.

When the prisoners on Chenglong's side saw that the bearded man was sick, they muttered in a low voice,

"This guy? Is it the one who robbed someone else's car, drove without a license on the street, and hit several of them? ”

"It's him, his brain is not normal, we all hide and walk on weekdays."

"Good fellows! Now there's a show to watch! ”

Chenglong didn't understand what the group was saying in Russian, and poked the bald fan next to him with his elbow, "What did they say?" ”

"Wow, it's nothing."

The bald head didn't bother to translate for Chenglong, the news that the main show guest beat all the prisoners in the cell was too rebellious, and all the prisoners were thinking that they could vent their anger and hit the program team off guard.

Who made this show group like disgusting people?

Make an inexplicable script, lock up the star and the prisoner together to attract the audience's attention, and make an action actor come out with a dozen or seven scripts.

Do you really think of Lao Tzu as clay figures?

Beat! Hit hard!

"When the fight starts, we will surround those cameras, and the prison guards will help drag them when they come, trying to make that kid take two more kicks!"

"Good! Let's spread the news and wait to see the show! ”

(End of chapter)