[Your resume stunned the prisoners in the audience, +2 for all items, +3 for Bajiquan]

Fang Yu bowed his hand to the surroundings, indicating that this was considered an acquaintance.

However, he did what he did, and he was very curious about how the program team would cut it.

Yesterday, there were many prisoners with blue noses and swollen faces, but today's play, does it seem too redundant?

But how to edit it is not for Fang Yu to worry about.

In the studio, the director of the Three Kingdoms stared at the screen.

"How? Any ideas? ”

Director Nanbang asked Director Day, Director Day, and Director Day shook his head, "I don't know what Director Yan thinks?" ”

Yan Min is the one who seems to have the least experience among the three, but with his back to Fang Yu, he can be regarded as the general leader of the program group, so he still has some right to speak, he frowned and thought about it, "Regarding the editing of our internal entertainment version, I don't think about it for the time being, the main thing is that I think so about the editing of your two regions, the editing in your region, it is better not to edit at all, and directly release the content of the first day and today's meeting."

"Coupled with some imaginative close-ups of prisoners, it can be regarded as one of the effects of the show."

Hey! Yan Min's suggestion is really crisp!

It's the same as saying, don't edit.

Regional advantages, places like Nanbang and Riji, the variety shows filmed only need to consider the ratings.

Like Han Zong, what other three male guests kissed each other later, what else can't happen?

"Indeed, this is the most correct and explosive way." Director Nan Bang nodded.

"Well, leave it to our team!" The director of the day took out the Japanese comics, this is our great friendship! gave everyone a back, and immediately called his subordinates to work.

As soon as you look at his attitude, you can know that exaggerated titles such as Hexagonal Warrior and Imperial Tiger are about to be produced.

In the cafeteria, the three guests who were preparing to do a big ticket were asking each prisoner why they came to the prison in a fake way.

Fang Yu took the small notebook and came to Yacilov, "Dude, how did you get in?" ”

When Yaqilov saw Fang Yu at this time, it was like seeing his own father, and he immediately nodded, "You sit first, you sit first, I, I'm like this, and then like this, you know the situation at that time, it's impossible for me not to go, it's all men, understand." ”

Fang Yu wrote a deliberate injury in the notebook and patted Yachilov's shoulder, "Okay, let's continue to live, next, don't know English?" What about translation? Come here! ”

On the other side, Xiao Shan wrote something in the notebook very stiffly, pretending to be recording, but in fact he didn't listen to anything at all.

Among the three, Chenglong, who had the original cameraman, was talking to several "henchmen" prisoners.

"So before lunch starts, it's the easiest time to escape?"

"Yes, twenty minutes before lunch, it is time for the prison guards to eat, and the prison guards are in the prison guard cafeteria in the South District at this time, who is that, is the garbage full?"

"Boss! It's full! Yesterday because of the destruction of a few benches, the garbage has long been piled up! I reckon the garbage truck will arrive today! ”

This little brother's eyes fluttered, and it seemed that he had also planned a prison escape in his mind, "The garbage is full, and the garbage passage in the canteen is only two meters away from the ground at most."

"Oooh!" The boss of Chenglong's cell nodded affirmatively, "If you seize this time. As far as I've heard, we're all going to be cooperating with you on the recording of that adventure show this morning, so there's nothing else going on in the morning, and we're going to have lunch until then, and we don't have to go back to our cells until then."

Chenglong nodded, "Thank you, can you help us draw a roadmap?" ”

"Simple, who is that, draw a picture!"

After commanding everything, this big brother sighed, "Alas, it is really easy for you to escape from prison, anyway, it is impossible for the prison guards to really treat you with the same attitude as prisoners." ”

Chenglong's expression was complicated, "I asked someone to say hello to the prison warden, and a batch of supplies will be distributed in two days, and everyone will share it then." ”

"Thank you! Jackie Chan！ You're the only Chinese friend I know! It's so interesting! ”

After a while, Chenglong, who got the roadmap and figured out how to escape from prison, turned off the microphone again, and pulled Fang Yu with his back to the camera to discuss.

"The best thing to do is to get it out of the garbage together." Fang Yu squinted his eyes and proposed.

In Police Story 3, there was a similar episode.

Yuan Hua, played by the charter man, wanted to escape from prison, and there was a big fish that the police wanted to catch behind him, so the super cop Chenglong was sent to the prison to help Yuan Hua escape from prison, and he was also lurking in the transport vehicle at that time.

According to the normal logic of Maozi, I am afraid that when I inspect the transport vehicle, I will not stick a knife in the cargo like in the super police, but directly shoot the AK, anyway, it is a lot of garbage.

Hearing Fang Yu's thoughts, Chenglong was shocked.

He thought that Fang Yu was talking and playing, and it was impossible for the prison guards to really shoot or something, it was just a prison escape like a family, who would have thought that Fang Yu would come so really. It's okay to go out with a garbage truck, but it's really unthinkable to hide in the garbage

Crazy!

Fang Yu's variety show is indeed crazy enough.

Drag Emma Watson to Siberia to grow potatoes, put Chenglong in prison, and stuff him in garbage to escape

This variety show can't be said to be unavailable, but it can definitely be called the most daring and largest show in history of China Entertainment.

"Uncle Long, we are actors."

The actor said the two words, and Chenglong's expression was much firmer, "Okay, listen to you!" ”

Fang Yu had told Chenglong a lot of his thoughts before he came, Chenglong knew that this show was born to support the old drama bones, his identity, as the leading brother, if he didn't take the lead to play some exemplary role, what was the difference between it and Xiao Xianrou who mixed up the fee?

"It's done!" Chenglong clenched his fists, "I'll go crazy with you!" Yu Zai! This show, we made it a hit! ”

"Good!"

After planning the escape route, Fang Yu coughed lightly, found Yaqilov again, and said a few words in his ear.

"Good! Wrap it up on me! I've been upset with that kid for a long time! ”

Yachilov, who was a small leader yesterday, is now Fang Yu's dogleg, he suddenly got up and walked towards the glasses in the corner.

"I heard that you spoke ill of me yesterday!?"

"Nope! Nope! ”

"I've heard what I've been told! Are you saying I'm a piece of waste and can't beat Stephen Fang? And say it's not you? ”

"It's him, I've heard it!"

There are good people in this place of the prison, and immediately they start to make a commotion, and everyone gathers in a circle, and the scene immediately becomes chaotic!

Seeing this, the boss of Chenglong's cell immediately understood what would happen next, and he got up one by one and took off his shirt, "Made! What about the Shiba Inu Gang? I can't get used to you for a long time! Let's fight to the death today! ”

"Damn! Who's afraid of whom! ”

One of the older brothers on the other side also stood up, and the two sides soon scuffled together.

Fang Yu quietly turned off the microphone, found the camera brother, asked for a small shooting DV, and instructed him: "Okay, don't follow here, let's shoot it ourselves!" ”

The camera brothers looked aggrieved and wanted to follow the film, but immediately the prisoners surrounded them, and they could only watch the three guests of the program team disappear under the cover of the prisoners.

"Oops! It's time to fight! ”

The alarm sounded, and the prison guards, who were already squatting outside, rushed in!

"Don't move!"

The situation that was blocked by the program team yesterday will no longer happen, and the prison guards came to call a hurry, and subdued Yachilov, who was holding his glasses by the neck, on the spot!

But even if there was only one fight, it was as if everyone had eaten gunpowder today, and the number of fights in the competition was more than yesterday.

If it weren't for the presence of the film crew today, the prison guards would have dug out the hot water pipes a long time ago.

In the chaos, no one "noticed" that the three guests disappeared.

can only say that the effect of variety shows is still an effect, the real prison escape, at the moment of the fight, the cell door has been locked, and no one can get out.

The prison guards patronized the hand-picked Maozi prisoners, and they had long forgotten about Fang Yu.

And the camera of the program team is also frantically looking for the three people, and they will find it when they find it. God, the man is gone!

In the studio, the directors of the Three Kingdoms were dumbfounded.

He looked at the surveillance, and of course he knew how people disappeared.

This is an old prison in Sulian, and those who have lived in the Sulian tube building will know that Sulian has designed a lot of garbage pipes in the building for a while.

This pipe leads directly to the garbage dump, and under normal circumstances, the garbage will be packed and thrown into the pipe, and the special person will dispose of it uniformly.

This passage is the only passage that can go directly to the prison yard, and it is also the most unlikely escape route for prisoners.

For no other complicated reason, there are multiple cameras in the garbage dump where the pipe is directed, and the prisoner can fight to get into the garbage pipe and get to the garbage dump, but it is absolutely impossible to run out of the garbage dump.

Why?

AK with his head on his head, why are you running?

Taking a step back, before the prison guards caught up, the prisoners also used a very miraculous way to sneak attack the prison guards who were standing guard.

Even if you run outside, you still can't escape the end of being caught.

It's cold and snowy outside, there is no place to heat at all, and walking ten kilometers is considered the physique of the ancient soldier king.

In addition, there is snow, there are obvious traces of people walking by, and there are also satellite positioning hanging in the sky

Want to jailbreak? !

It doesn't take half an hour to run out, the prison guards ride brown bears, with rocket launchers in their hands, and a few prisoners can be caught, and when the time comes, they will sit directly in prison and be imprisoned for life, and there is no hope.

Relying on the identity of not being prisoners, Fang Yu and the three of them climbed into the garbage pipe and slid down very smoothly.

"Phew! This smell! ”

The small damage is considered to be accepted, he really doesn't know why Fang Yu is crazy even if he goes crazy, why Chenglong will also go crazy.

Such a big star, as for fighting so hard?

As for it?

As for.

Chenglong has already sensed that he will definitely lose in the film market in the future, and he can't beat him, and he may even become popular with this show, not to mention that Fang Yu also agreed to his film cooperation, he is an old drama bone who worked hard in that era, and drilling a garbage pipe is nothing.

Pinching his nose, Fang Yu held the DV in one hand and slid down the pipe with the other.

kicked open a few garbage packages blocked at the mouth of the pipe, and saw the light through the clouds, Fang Yu fell from the pipe to the garbage heap!

He looked up and whispered, "Not tall!" Jump! ”

Xiao Damage jumped down right after him, followed by the dragon.

The three of them stepped on the garbage heap, and the little damage finally took a breath after holding it for a long time, "Ah! It doesn't seem to stink that much. ”

"The smell of garbage should at least be at the right temperature, this place is minus twenty or thirty degrees, and the kitchen waste is frozen, so it doesn't smell much." Fang Yu explained.

"What do we do next?"

Because it was not a prisoner escaping, Chenglong was very relaxed, and he was completely in the state of recording the show.

Fang Yu looked into the distance, "The prison gate is not far from here. I can climb out of this wall, but you can't. ”

Fang Yu's words directly said stupid to Chenglong and Xiao Zhuang.

If it weren't for yesterday's restaurant war, they would still feel if Fang Yu was going to change his career to talk show, how could he be so foolish.

But after seeing Fang Yu's ability, they believed it.

If others can't do it, Fang Yu can't do it.

Have you ever heard that Wudang has a stunt called Tiyun Zong?

"Ahem, is there a way for the two of us to get out too?"

"Yes!"

Fang Yu is very smart and possessed, "Some of the staff of the program have to go outside to rest in the RV every day. We went out posing as a staff member! ”

His plan looks like a child's play, but it's actually reasonable.

There are currently no yellow prisoners in the entire Siberian prison, even if he goes out openly, the prison guards will at most symbolically block it, but in order to present the effect of the show better, Fang Yu instructed Chenglong and Xiao Zheng, "You two find a place to hide, I will go back and steal three plainclothes and camera equipment." ”

"Huh? How do you get back? ”

The small damage was shocked.

"Upper." Chenglong pointed to the garbage passage they had just come out of, "You're going back from there, aren't you?" ”

"Hmm."

"Two meters high, how do you get up?"

"Simple, stand still." Chenglong faced Xiao Qiang, "Reach out, we cross our hands." ”

has to be a veteran actor in action movies, Chenglong directly built a simple human wall and provided Fang Yu with a humanoid ladder.

Fang Yu took two steps back, stepped on the human ladder erected by Chenglong and Xiao Zhuang, flew up and grabbed the outer wall of the garbage pipe, supported his body with both hands, and climbed in!

The little damage below squinted at Fang Yu's movements, and couldn't help but sigh, "This skill is good. Otherwise, I'm an action actor, and I can only be a sketch actor. ”

An hour later.

Fang Yu, who was holding a burden and sticking a beard, took the equipment and walked out of the prison building in a grand manner.

His Asian face is the passport to any region!

Not long after, the three directors in the studio stared at the surveillance screen, watching the servants sneakily leave the prison and go straight to the RV parked not far away. After a long time, Director Nanbang exclaimed: "I didn't expect the content of the third issue to be so explosive!" The show exploded! ”

"Don't be in a hurry to celebrate," Director Yan Min frowned, "The top priority is to find this person. You don't think they'll come back on their own, do you? ”

"Huh?"

"With my understanding of Fang Yu, I'm afraid he is going to leave the program team directly and return to China this time, don't look at me with this look, he told me before coming here, anything happens is normal, even if the show interrupts the recording, everything is interpreted according to the real person, not the script show"

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Meager!

Hot search!

It's hot again!

The second episode of "Actor's Adventure" has finally been broadcast, and this broadcast has directly ignited the whole network!

What?

Fang Yu hit seven?

Yes?

Single-handedly picking out an entire restaurant inmate?

No one watched the domestic entertainment version of "Actor's Adventure", most netizens watched the Japanese and Korean versions, and the picture of Fang Yu showing his skills was called clear!

This one, Fang Yu directly inlaid the word kung fu with gold edges! No one can say that traditional martial arts have no actual combat value!

Hot comments from netizens.

[Spicy Pig: I don't think this looks like a fake! 】

[CJJ: I don't think it's like acting, this actor's reaction is too real, I think the prisoner who knocked his teeth is really painful! How could it be fake? 】

[Jelly is not frozen: The program team has a statement, it's all the effect of the program, this episode is a special session of Fang Yu's action movie, and some martial arts moves have been rehearsed, but I have to say that the program team is too hard, and Fang Yu is also very good-looking! ] 】

[Zhengtian haha: Did you really watch the video? I'm sure to pack a ticket, this is the real fighting scene! 】

[Jason Jason: Now the Internet is the most noisy, and the news about Tyson setting up a ring to challenge Fang Yu has been talked about rottenly, are you still questioning the truth or false? The boxing champions all say it's fake, can you tell it's true? It's just a malicious operation, I won't watch this show for a second! 】

[Between coming and going: upstairs, love to watch or not, don't look at GCK (get out)]

In the midst of the constant quarrels, a hot search was brought up!

This is a netizen message.

Net name: Zuo Wei

[Zuo Wei: According to reliable sources, the controversial figure Fang Yu has taken a direct flight to Los Angeles and is going to make an appointment]

As soon as he broke the news, netizens blew up directly!

[Player Eight: Are you serious? Fang Yu went to fight Tyson? 】

[I'm a witch, don't poison me: really? How is that possible? An actor who plays in the ring with Tyson? 】

[Pig watching the sunset: I'm afraid what Zuo Wei said is true, he is the first paparazzi in domestic entertainment! ] 】

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