"Literary and artistic performance?"

He Zhen held the bowl, eating the "meatball instant noodle poached egg" made by Fang Yu, and confirmed with the program team what to do next.

Variety shows are like this, those screenwriters rack their brains every day to figure out some of the things that are not available, so that the show can be interesting, and they can't let the guests do that small talk all day long.

"The effect of yesterday's program is presented, so today, the program team plans to invite you to take advantage of the heat, have a good time with the villagers, and do a literary show. It's very simple, what about our guests, everyone, at least, prepare a small show, hosted by He Zhen and Li Baibai, and strive to make up enough from time to time. ”

The director gave the assignment.

"Huh? Literary and artistic report? So what's going to do? What are you performing? Zhao Liying has just washed her face without makeup, and when she heard that she was going to perform, she was still a little nervous, she was such a small role with a coffee position low in the dirt, she could show her face in the life she longed for, and Fang Yu, Li Yu, He Zhen and others in the same frame are enough to have a long face, and they still have to have a separate camera? That's really burning incense.

"Play what you're good at. Any talent show is fine, the main thing is to present an effect of mingling with the villagers, what the program team wants is this feeling, understand? ”

"Then I see, I'll sing a song." Zhao Liying smiled obediently.

"Singing, singing." He Zhen praised, "Speaking of singing, I feel like we're not very good at it."

"Teacher He's what he said," Li Liyu immediately picked up, "Who doesn't know that Mr. He's gardenia is blooming, it was spread all over the streets and alleys back then, it can be said to be a national-level song, you still can't sing?" ”

"Oops, I'm not, that's not." He Zhen praised Huang Lei all day long, and few people praised him, and he was a little embarrassed when he heard the praise at first glance.

"Okay, then I'll sing the old songs, right?"

He Zhen swept his gaze over everyone, first stopping at Han Geng, but quickly flashed over.

"Han Geng is the easiest, he was originally from a men's group, dancing is his forte, and I am looking forward to Han Geng's show at that time! Everyone must like it the most! ”

He Zhen's words are not a big problem at first glance, but if you think about it carefully, the occasion of the performance is a little inappropriate, according to Guo Degang's words, on what occasion, in front of what kind of audience, what kind of program to perform, there is a particular thing.

It's okay for you to let the villagers see the circus of tigers, lions, elephants, etc., and you let them watch the boy bands dancing here. It would be no different from watching their non-mainstream grandson get sick there, without any appreciation.

Skipping Han Geng, He Zhen looked at Li Baibai again.

"Is there a musical instrument here?"

Li graduated from the Department of Performing Arts with a bachelor's degree, but she used to be a real primary school music teacher, and when she was in secondary school, she was familiar with the school's piano and accordion and other musical instruments.

Li Baibai, who was born in an ordinary worker's family, would not be able to go to the acting department of the drama if she had no talent.

It can be said that Li Yuyu is actually the female version of Fang Yu, and Fang Yu is the male version of Li Yu.

"There are musical instruments, the program team has flutes, harmonica, and gourd silk!"

"Then I'll play a flute, I haven't played it in years. But it's not a big problem. ”

"Sister Bingbing has so many talents, I can only hum and sing blindly" Zhao Liying stuck out her tongue.

"What about Mr. Huang?" He Zhen looked at Huang Lei again.

Huang Lei looked back at He Zhen with a look that you didn't understand me, and He Zhen immediately reacted, "Harm! I also said that I sing, I forgot that there is a professional singer here, I'm sorry, Mr. Huang, I forgot to forget! ”

Shen Teng's evaluation of Huang Lei can be well confirmed by the correctness of his words, don't look at Huang Lei, a Nortel teacher, in fact, his identity is a lot, just look at the places he often haunts, you can know that Shen Teng's sentence is not big.

Huang Lei has sweated for a long time on the stage of dramas, on the set of movies and TV series, schools, kitchens, and even recording studios.

In the past few years since his debut, he has released five music albums, and there are dozens of songs in total. Among the movie stars of his era, it is not an exaggeration to judge him as the best ticket friend

Let's talk about how well he sings. In fact, it is also very praised.

Just say that many people don't know that Huang Lei has sung at all, and they can know the level of his singing.

"Me, I'd better forget it." Huang Lei suddenly became deep, "You know, Chen Zhiyuan passed away last year. He had such an impact on me that I decided that I would never sing again. ”

"Ahh Mr. Huang! I can't help it! I can't help it! He Yu immediately felt as if he had heard something terrible, and this nervous attitude almost made Fang Yu laugh!

In Fang Yu's ears, it was like hearing Xie Guangkun from Ivory Mountain Villa say that he would never smoke again. Xie Guangkun smokes or not, what does Fang Yu matter, Zhao Si probably doesn't care whether Guangkun smokes or not.

The loss of Huang Lei in the music world is equivalent to the loss of Huang Lei in the music world, and there is nothing to say.

"It's hard to find a soulmate in the mountains and rivers, and when he died, I decided that I would never sing again"

The atmosphere became more and more solemn, and He Zhen coughed lightly, "Then let's do it, Teacher Huang, or not."

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll just perform a clip, just find a clip of a drama to play, I can still be an actor."

"Okay, okay! That couldn't be better. ”

Yes, the first few shows must have been played, and the director team was already frowning.

To be honest, for uncles and aunts who don't know celebrities, the more exciting the show, the better.

It's not singing, it's drama clips dancing or something, who can love to watch it

Fortunately, the last genius has not yet emerged.

He Yu finally handed his gaze to Fang Yu, "Fang Yu. Are you ready? Is it a punch? ”

Although no one has mentioned that Fang Yu defeated Tyson in the past two days, in fact, many people now look at Fang Yu with a little respect, after all, it is the heavyweight boxing champion Tyson, even if he is a little older, it is Tyson.

Fang Yu can defeat him, not to talk about the script, in real life, there are people who can fight with Fang Yu with their bare hands, and there are not many people in the world who can incarnate Fang Yu as a martial arts master, so naturally he wants to show some martial arts.

"Martial arts performances are okay, but I have better options."

"Huh? What? Repair horseshoe? That's pretty decompressing, though."

"No, it's not." Fang Yu waved his hand, "Wait a minute." ”

He said as he left the kitchen, and after a while, he somewhere took an unblewed balloon and a sewing kit.

Balloons are prepared in advance by the evening performance program team, and sewing kits are common.

These two are the props that Fang Yu needs to perform his talent today.

"So. What do you want to play? Huang Lei wondered.

"I'm going to perform."

"Flying Needle!"

(End of chapter)