Chapter 130: What's the Matter!
"The god of prison, these two are the Taoist boys who take care of the golden furnace and the silver furnace in the Tushi Palace, because they have a grudge with the Monkey King and the Monkey King, they stole the treasure of the Taishang Laojun and went down to earth as a demon, and wanted to kill Sun Dasheng to take revenge."
As soon as the leading grass-headed god saw Li Anran come out, he stepped forward and said: "Fortunately, their brothers are not good, but they were captured by Sun Dasheng, and then they were led back to heaven by Taishang Laojun and asked the Jade Emperor for his guilt. After investigating, my second master found that they did not create much karma, and sentenced them to 30 years in prison, and ordered us to send them to you. ”
It is no secret that the two families of Buddhism and Taoism use the Western Heaven to learn scriptures to resolve karma and gamble on luck, but for these middle and lower-level immortals, heavenly soldiers and generals, they have not heard the slightest rumor.
In their opinion, Tang Seng went to the West to learn scriptures in accordance with the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva, which was a great good deed, and his attitude was mostly biased towards Tang Seng's side.
Li Anran took the edict in his hand, looked at it briefly, and suddenly understood it in his heart.
The gold and silver boys were obviously sent by Taishang Laojun to prevent the West Heaven from learning scriptures.
Although they occupy the mountain as the king in the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan, they have not actually created much karma, and they have never even done the thing that the monsters usually do to cut the path and eat people, and they just waited for the four-person group of masters and apprentices to learn from the scriptures, and fought with Sun Wukong.
The process is not much different from the original plane.
These two demons took Taishang Laojun's five powerful magic weapons, but they didn't play any effect, and they behaved very silly and cute from beginning to end.
The monkey didn't even change his appearance, he only turned his name upside down and changed it to Xing Xing Sun and Zhi Xing Sun, these two monsters were stunned and didn't recognize it, this IQ is really touching.
If it weren't for Taishang Laojun, seeing that the situation was wrong, he showed up in time and took back the five magic weapons.
Not only will these five magic weapons fall into the hands of the monkeys, but the two of them will also turn into thick water in the purple gold gourd.
"This one is also clear-eyed, how can he do something so stupid? Is it because you have been in heaven for a long time and are too easy to trust others? ”
Li Anran couldn't help but look the gold and silver boy up and down, and muttered secretly in his heart.
Subsequently, Li Anran made a handover with the grass head god and put the gold and silver boy in the prison.
Their messages also appeared in the book of punishment.
[Prisoner: King of the Golden Horn of the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan]
[Sins: 1 Star]
[Cultivation: Golden Immortal Triple
[Status: Detained]
[Capture participation: 5%]
[Earnings: 65,000 XP/day]
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[Prisoner: Pingdingshan Lotus Cave Silver Horn King]
[Sins: 1 Star]
[Cultivation for: Golden Immortal One Heavy]
[Status: Detained]
[Capture participation: 5%]
[Earnings: 50,000 XP/day]
……
The income of fifty or sixty thousand yuan is not even a drop in the bucket for Li Anran today.
He was more interested in the lives of the two boys.
Li Anran stared at the portraits of the two boys in the book of punishment.
After a few moments, the screen turns.
The lives of the two boys surfaced in Li Anran's mind one by one.
The gold and silver boys are a pair of brothers, two years apart, the elder brother is called Zhang Jiusan, and the younger brother is called Zhang Qiyi.
Their parents were poor people from Nanzhan Buzhou, who could not read big characters, so they named them after the month and day of their birth.
The earlier experience of the two boys was similar to that of the cowherding boy Han Zhongli and the green cow spirit.
It was all by chance that Lao Tzu, the incarnation of the Taishang Sage in the mortal world, was favored by Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu resigned and went west, he followed Lao Tzu to serve.
When Lao Tzu's merits were consummated and his virtue ascended, they also followed the chicken dog to ascend to heaven, first went to the Bajing Palace of the Taishang Sage, and then came to the Tushi Palace with the Taishang Laojun, one was responsible for watching the golden furnace and the other was responsible for watching the silver furnace.
The brothers also got new names, the Golden Boy and the Silver Boy.
And since then, their lives have become extremely monotonous, and there is only one thing from morning to night-
Burn the fire and alchemy!
"Great!"
A smile appeared on the corner of Li Anran's mouth.
He had previously comprehended the way of alchemy in the sermons of the Supreme Sage, but that was only on paper.
Now, he can observe and learn the whole process of Taishang Laojun's alchemy at close range through the life of the gold and silver boy.
This experience is much more precious than any elixir magic weapon!
"Huh? Why did he use simmering fire for alchemy? ”
"I see! I understand! ”
"The five elements of yin and yang, assisted by monarchs and ministers, can still do this!"
Li Anran looked at the lives of the two boys, Taishang Laojun cooperated with the Danjue Dan Fang, and used special techniques to put a variety of heavenly and earthly treasures into the Dan furnace, sometimes with doubts, sometimes suddenly realized, and sometimes ecstatic.
Taishang Laojun is a well-deserved first person in the Three Realms of Alchemy, and his comprehension of the way of alchemy is far above Li Anran.
During his thousands of years in the Tushi Palace, he not only improved many pills, improved the effect of pills or reduced the demand for heavenly treasures, but also researched many pills that had never been seen before.
Among them, there are even divine pills that improve people's comprehension for a short time and forcibly make people enter a state of epiphany.
Li Anran was dumbfounded, and was amazed by Taishang Laojun's innovative whimsy.
At the same time, it is also like a sponge, desperately absorbing and digesting the content experience of these white prostitutes.
Li Anran only felt that he had fallen into a treasure trove, but for the gold and silver boy who had experienced all this, he didn't think it was any wonderful.
On the contrary, they are in pain and fear, day and night!
"How did I explain to you? The Tribulation Pill must first be refined with a simmer to reach the number of three or six, and then converted into a martial fire for nine years, and then the remaining twenty-two years can be refined with the Samadhi True Fire! Why did you only use martial fire to refine for eight years and three hundred and sixty-four days! One day less! ”
"Do you know how much effort I have wasted to refine this furnace pill? How many natural treasures were used? ”
"Rubbish! You're a useless piece of waste! You can't do such a little thing, what else can you do well? ”
……
Taishang Laojun's gold and silver furnaces are all used for alchemy.
The golden furnace is mainly used to refine the Nine Turns Golden Pill and the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, which are precious and scarce, have a long refining time, and have a cumbersome and complicated process.
The silver furnace is mainly used to refine some ordinary low-grade pills.
Among them, the silver furnace is better, alchemy is often based on the sky, and it takes a furnace to taste the pill at most ninety-nine eighty-one days!
But, the Golden Furnace is different!
The alchemy of the Golden Furnace is often based on years, and it may take nine jiazi when the pill is tasted in a furnace at most, that is, five hundred and forty years!
During this period, the heat of refining the pill will constantly change, and there must not be the slightest mistake!
If you are not careful, you will waste a lot of time and energy, and the alchemy materials you put into it will also be destroyed.
Even if Taishang Laojun's attainments in alchemy are already the first in the Three Realms, there will still be failures.
If the failure is due to his own fineness, but if it is caused by the gold and silver boy not controlling the fire properly, he will often be furious, and the punishment will be extremely severe.
Li Anran regarded every alchemy of Heavenly Laojun as an opportunity for him to absorb experience.
However, for the gold and silver boys, this is no different from going to the execution ground!
Every time, they were terrified, and their nerves were tensed to the extreme, for fear that something would go wrong, ruin the alchemy materials, and delay the matter of Taishang Laojun.
However, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet!
Sometimes the more you are afraid of problems, the more problems will occur!
On this day, the golden boy stayed in the Tushi Palace as always, taking care of the golden furnace.
This furnace is refining the Nine Turns Golden Pill, and it has been refined for seven hundred and forty-nine days!
The heavens here are the time in the sky, which is converted into the unit of time on earth, which is 7749 years!
The golden boy has been guarding this golden furnace for forty-nine years!
Today, it's finally time to wrap up!
The golden boy looked indescribably tired, got up and stood in front of the Dan furnace, his hands constantly pinching the spell, controlling the changes of the Dan fire.
At first, everything went very smoothly, but just when the furnace was starting to collect the Dan, the golden boy was nervous for too long, and he accidentally cast the magic trick of controlling the Dan Fire for a moment.
For a short moment, after the golden boy noticed that something was wrong, he immediately responded, but it was still a step too late!
Airplanes!
The nine-turn golden pill flew out of the Dan furnace in a slippery manner, the golden light flickered, and the glow shimmered, and flew into the five gourds placed next to it in turn.
In an instant, the entire Dan room was filled with Dan incense.
However, the golden boy's eyes were full of panic and despair.
Li Anran couldn't help but sigh slightly.
The Golden Boy's mistake was actually very small, but it also made the Nine Turns Jin Dan have a flaw in the last turn!
This batch of Nine Turns Jin Dan can only be regarded as a defective product!
"It's over!"
The golden boy's face was as white as paper, and he trembled uncontrollably.
Taishang Laojun is not as amiable and pure as he shows on the outside.
Especially when it comes to alchemy.
Normally, if their brothers fail to control the Danhuo well and refine the pills, they will be severely punished by Taishang Laojun.
And the weight of this furnace pill in front of me is countless times heavier than usual!
It's not just because it's an incomparably precious Nine Turns Golden Pill!
What's more, this Nine Turns Golden Pill is a congratulatory gift prepared by Taishang Laojun for the Jade Emperor's upcoming Danyuan Conference!
And the time for the Danyuan Conference is close at hand, and it is fundamental to want to re-refine a furnace!
And if Taishang Laojun can't take out this furnace of Nine Turns Golden Pill, he will lose face in front of the Jade Emperor in front of the immortals in the heavenly court!
That's a big problem!
Li Anran knew the whole story, and he also sweated for the golden boy.
Compared with those prisoners he saw before, the gold and silver boy was simple and serious, and it was difficult for him not to have some good feelings after watching it for so many years.
At this moment, Li Anran's expression moved slightly, and he looked up at the door.
But I heard a soft sound in the distance.
"Huh? Tushi Palace? Tushi Palace is above thirty-three days, and it is a place away from the old king who hates the sky, how did my grandson come here? ”
"Anyway, my grandson has always said that he wants to come to Tushi Palace to visit Taishang Laojun, but he has never been here on weekdays, but he can visit it today."
Monkey?!
It's time for the monkeys to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and steal the golden pill from the Tushi Palace?
Li Anran was stunned.
Since the golden boy came to the Tushi Palace, he has never left, and most of the time he has been watching the fire alchemy in the Dan room, and he really doesn't know the changes of the sun and the moon.
Li Anran stayed by their side, so naturally he didn't know very well.
At this time, hearing the voice of the monkey, Li Anran suddenly thought that after the monkey went down to heaven this time, Taishang Laojun had sued the monkey from the Jade Emperor, and the content was that the monkey had stolen the nine-turn golden pill he had refined for the Jade Emperor's 'Danyuan Conference'.
The Jade Emperor's Danyuan Conference will be held every once in a while, and there is no fixed number, it all depends on whether Taishang Laojun has any good pills.
Li Anran heard about it several times in the life of the gold and silver boy, so he didn't think much about it.
Unexpectedly, this time it turned out to be the time when the monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
"That's not right! Their Nine Turns Golden Pill has obviously been refined, how could it be that the monkeys stole it? ”
"Could it be that Taishang Laojun detained this pot on the monkey?"
Li Anran was thinking about it, when he heard the monkey push open the gate of Tushi Palace, staggered in, and shouted vaguely while wandering around: "Taishang Laojun!" Taishang Laojun! My grandson has come to see you! ”
The monkey was obviously drunk at the peach party, and his speech was slurred and his voice was not high.
The golden boy was completely immersed in panic, and he did not notice the movement outside.
Squeak –
With a knock at the door, the monkey pushed open the door of the Danfang and staggered in.
The golden boy was alarmed by this movement, suddenly stopped crying, and looked up.
Then, he was shocked by the monkey's disheveled, red-faced, drunk-eyed appearance.
Tushi Palace is the dojo of Taishang Laojun, which immortal is not solemn and dignified for fear of losing etiquette, such a visitor, he is still the first time......
Wrong! This is not a visitor!
This is an uninvited guest who forced his way in!
The golden boy suddenly thought that Taishang Laojun was invited by the ancient Buddha to go to the Vulture Palace to preach, so he also brought the fairy children, fairy generals, fairy officials, and fairy officials in the Tushi Palace, and stood left and right to listen to the lecture.
He was left alone to guard the Golden Furnace.
In this case, it is impossible for Taishang Laojun to invite others to visit the palace!
The golden boy forgot to cry for a moment, and asked loudly, "Who are you?" How dare you trespass into Tushi Palace? ”
The monkey said, "Don't be afraid, little doll! I am the Monkey King! Today, I happened to pass through this Tushi Palace, so I came to visit Taishang Laojun! ”
"You, you're Monkey King?!" The golden boy's eyes widened.
The golden boy alchemy in the Dan room all the year round and rarely goes out, but the cowherd boy often goes out and walks around, and when he hears any news, he will tell them.
In recent years, the idol worshiped by the cowherd boy has changed from the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society to the Monkey King!
The golden boy heard the deeds of Monkey King from the mouth of the cowherd boy.
Merely......
He really couldn't connect the majestic Sun Dasheng in the mouth of the cowherd boy with the disheveled drunken monkey in front of him!
The golden boy didn't suspect that the monkey's identity was fake, but when he was drunk and accidentally walked to the Tushi Palace, he immediately told the monkey about Taishang Laojun's visit to the Vulture Palace.
"Taishang Laojun is not here? My grandson is gone! Let's go! ”
Disappointed and a little drunk, the monkey turned drunkenly and walked out the door.
The golden boy breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the monkey leaving, but he turned his head to look at those broken nine-turn golden pills, and thought of the heavy punishment he might encounter next, he could no longer suppress the fear in his heart, and howled and cried.
The monkey had already reached the door, and when he heard the cry, he turned around and said, "Manly man, why are you crying?" Noise tight! ”
"You don't understand."
The golden boy sobbed and told him about his accidental refining of the golden pill, and said: "These nine-turn golden pills were originally given by the master to the Jade Emperor to hold the Danyuan Conference, and now it's all over!" ”
"The Jade Emperor Lao'er is still going to hold the Danyuan Conference?"
The monkey's eyes widened, and he was immediately annoyed.
The Queen Mother didn't invite him to the Pan Tao Club, and the Danyuan Conference didn't invite him!
Seeing the golden boy crying and crying non-stop, he was even more impatient, and shouted: "Isn't it just refining a furnace of pills?" What a thing! ”
The monkey stepped forward and directly picked up all the gourds in front of him.
In the frightened eyes of the golden boy and Li Anran's surprised gaze, Gu Du Gu poured it all into his mouth and swallowed it.
"Just tell that old man that it was my grandson who ate his nine-turn golden pill!"
"Nope! It's not just the Nine Turns Golden Pill, my grandson is going to eat all these pills for him! ”
"I want to see the Jade Emperor Lao'er, how to hold the Danyuan Conference!"
(End of chapter)