Duan Yuan looked at his "caught" photo and pondered for a long time: "If I say that all this is fake, it is all made up, and it is a rumor."

Surely you do not believe it. ”

The three of them nodded in unison.

Duan Yuan looked sad and indignant: "How could a good student like me, an outstanding young man of Jiang University, do such a thing?" ”

"You will."

Duan Yuan: "......

You see how accurate people are! He Xiaohua did elope with me. ”

"Beasts! I know it's you, kid. ”

Hearing this, the three of them said in unison, and then showed satisfied expressions, and each returned to his seat.

Duan Yuan looked at the three of them, thinking that his image was so unbearable in their hearts, he couldn't help but feel sad.

Animals, these three animals, how did you reincarnate as human beings?

Duan Yuan sat down in his seat, and he saw that Zhang Wei not only did not throw away the hardened sock, but instead got under the table and put the sock back in place.

Zhang Wei even carefully covered the socks with a piece of toilet paper to restore everything to its original appearance.

Why are you an antique collector?

Duan Yuan looked at this scene and sighed in his heart.

How can I have three goods as my roommate.

Zhang Wei, who had placed the "antiques", came to Duan Yuan and said:

"Yuanzi, can you talk to He Xiaohua and see if our dormitory can have a friendship with their dormitory?"

Duan Yuan looked at Zhang Wei approaching in horror, and hurriedly said, "Why don't you go wash your hands first, and then I'll think about what you said." ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, his face turned into a chrysanthemum.

Looking at Zhang Wei, who went to wash his hands, Duan Yuan said to the other two people:

"My merit machine 4.0 has been successfully developed."

Duan Yuan's words instantly attracted the attention of Zhao Dali and Wang Chao, and they wanted to see if Duan Yuan had any more shocking ideas.

Merit Machine 4.0, just listening to the name is a notch higher than Merit Machine 3.0.

Judging from the previous upgrades of Duan Yuan's merit machine model, Duan Yuan's naming of the merit machine is extremely accurate, and it is by no means as simple as those unscrupulous merchants who change their skins and upgrade, and dare to sell 2000 more just by changing their names.

Every upgrade of the model represents a huge transcendence, and it also represents another upgrade of the brain.

After washing his hands, Zhang Wei, who came out of the toilet, also heard Duan Yuan's words, which instantly made him forget the thought of wanting to make friends just now, and he said curiously:

"Yuanzi, your merit machine is upgrading very fast, my dog is not as fast as you."

"You roll the calf......"

Duan Yuan didn't expect Zhang Wei to compare his dog's moulting with his own merit machine upgrade.

After Duan Yuan scolded Zhang Wei, he continued:

"The inspiration for the merit machine 4.0 is the inspiration I got from the story of Shakyamuni cutting meat to feed the eagle, and the whole installation has a tragic sense that I don't go to hell, who goes to hell."

The three of them looked at each other for a moment, and Zhao Dali took the lead in asking, "What is the story of this Shakyamuni cutting meat to feed the eagle?" ”

"It was a monk named Shakyamuni, who saw an eagle chasing a pigeon, and he saved the pigeon, but the eagle said that you saved the pigeon, and I will starve to death.

The monk thought that this was the truth, so he cut off the meat of the same weight as the pigeon from himself and fed it to the eagle. ”

The three of them were all shocked when they heard Duan Yuan's explanation.

Wang Chao hurriedly asked: "Yuanzi, don't do anything stupid, where are you going to cut?" Ass meat? ”

Duan Yuan: "......

I can't be circumcised. ”

Wang Chao: "That's okay. ”

"Can you ...... uncle" Duan Yuan was not lightly angered by Wang Chao, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you listen to me, I was inspired by this story, you listen to me carefully." ”

Zhang Wei: "I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry. ”

“…… yes, I found a biopharmaceutical company that now has a technology that can burn some information into the mitochondria. ”

"Mitochondria?" The three of them exclaimed at the same time, "So powerful? ”

"Yes, a state-of-the-art technology." Duan Yuan nodded and continued: "So I burned the scriptures into the mitochondria, and then introduced this mitochondria containing the scriptures into the beriberi fungus. ”

When Zhao Dali heard this, he suddenly realized: "In this way, just like your merit machine 2.0, let the fungus keep reciting the scriptures, and you can keep gaining merit!" ”

Wang Chao clapped his hands and said excitedly: "Awesome, Yuanzi, you won't let go of fungi, you are a real dog." ”

Duan Yuan waved his hand: "I haven't finished yet, how can it be so simple, things without wisdom can't get merit, you don't know this kind of basic setting?" ”

The three of them shook their heads together, thinking to themselves, who knows this?

Duan Yuan looked at the three pairs of pure eyes that were not polluted by knowledge, and shook his head:

"So, I still need one last step, which is crucial and inspired me by the story of cutting meat and feeding the eagles.

That's ...... Transplanted the beriberi fungus that had been introduced into the mitochondria of the scriptures to my feet.

In this way, the beriberi fungus and I live in symbiosis and can be counted as one with me. The fungus chanted sutras 24 hours a day, and I completed the great merit of cutting meat to feed the eagle and sacrificing my life to feed the tiger by actively suffering from the fungus of beriberi.

The merit they have gained will be transferred to me, and the exponential rate of reproduction of the fungus will exponentially increase the merit produced. ”

After Duan Yuan finished speaking, the dormitory was already quiet and the needle drop could be heard.

It took a while for the other three to react.

Applause.

Extremely enthusiastic applause.

Zhang Wei applauded and cried: "Yuanzi, you are really condescending in our Jiangda, you should go to the underworld." ”

Wang Chao: "I have nothing to say, I suspect that your human identity is fake, you are pretending to be a Martian, you are something that human beings can come up with?"

Just sacrifice your life to feed tigers and cut meat to feed eagles? ”

Zhao Dali's tone was serious, and he said heavily: "I announce that after the advent of Yuanzi's merit machine 4.0, the underworld has entered an era of crisis from now on. ”

"How? Do you want me to give you a little bit of 4.0 points for this merit machine? ”

Duan Yuan began to take off his shoes.

"it."

"Don't."

"You go away."

Looking at the determined eyes of the three roommates, Duan Yuan had no choice but to put on his shoes again.

"Really?" Duan Yuan, who did not give up, asked again.

"Don't!" The three of them still insisted on what they had just thought, and they did not waver in the slightest.

"Hey! The three of you don't know the goods, so naturally there are people who know the goods. Duan Yuan picked up his mobile phone, opened the address book, and sent a text message to Chen Moying and Xiaopang.

[Duan Yuan: I have a good baby to share with you.] ]

Soon, Chen Moying and Xiaopang's text messages came back.

[Chen Moying: What a good thing, show me quickly.] [Chubby: Deputy team leader, what baby?] ]

[Duan Yuan: My athlete's foot.] ]

[Chen Moying: Roll !! [Chubby: ...... The deputy leader is really humorous. ]