Chapter 36 Who listens to this poisonous chicken soup and who is not confused?

"Ahem!"

Facing the little fairy who wrote arrogance on her face on the screen, Zhou Yi reminded her very intimately.

"What, you seem to have forgotten to open your face."

Before he could finish speaking, the other party seemed to have reacted to this problem, and directly cut off the microphone at a speed of eighty miles per second.

This kind of operation made Zhou Yi stunned slightly.

What do you run?

Fortunately, he was quick and clicked into the other party's homepage.

On the video cover of the homepage, the white skin and beautiful long legs can be said to be very eye-catching.

He clicked on a video.

Accompanied by beautiful music, a girl with long legs and an awl face slowly appeared.

I have to say, if you just look at the video, it's definitely a beauty, except for the distortion of the space behind it, which is a little outrageous, and the normal rectangular door is about to be stretched into a long bar, there is nothing wrong with anything else.

Beauty is good, you know everything!

Of course, what makes Zhou Yi live in Bengbu the most is the label on the video copy.

#纯情女高#.

#185大帅哥#.

#甜妹#.

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The people in the live broadcast room were in a similar mood to him at this time.

"Damn, is this really the same person as the one just now?"

"Secret Meaning, Great Space Warp !!"

"When I think of some beautiful women with melon seeds, long faces and slender legs, who have no beauty, maybe just like this little fairy, I suddenly want to cry, those are all the elite soldiers I have accumulated!"

"Woo woo, I won't rush around again!!"

"Brother, please elaborate on the charging posture."

Of course, the little fairy will not let go of this opportunity to attack, after all, [the man under the head hurry up four] but the warrior they charged, although it overturned.

But girls are more precious than boys, and they are better than boys!

"The man down is disgusting, it's very rude to comment on other people's appearance, you know."

"Puxin men always have an inexplicable confidence in themselves, and only girls know how good this Jimei foundation is!"

"Jimei, today is another day of fear of men."

"I like the little fairy's words very much, Jimei saw a man with a lower head today, and everyone who showed me was physically unwell, I will really thank you~"

"Some people, living in beauty all day long, they really think they look exactly like in the video.

It's so big that no one can look down on it, but I don't know...... I'm sorry bro, I'm going to have to wash my eyes. ”

"What's wrong with fat? In ancient times, fat was originally used as beauty, beauty is not defined, and men should not be too disgusting. ”

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Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Zhou Yi slowly said, "What, that sister just now."

I'll admit that you're right, it's true that a girl wears a wedding dress at the most beautiful time of her life.

But, do you know whose eyes are the most beautiful moment for a girl to wear a wedding dress?

In the eyes of her parents, in the eyes of her friends.

Of course, the most important thing is the heart of the other half who will be with her in the future.

Instead of running to the concert in a wedding dress, people haven't looked at you, and you still think that you are the most beautiful in your brother's heart today. ”

"Also, there are some people who don't use ignorance as a capital to show off.

Here I would like to criticize the [Little Tangyuan] lesbian who said that fat was beautiful in ancient times.

First of all, I didn't say that she was ugly from beginning to end, and I even gave her a chance to show herself in front of so many people in the live broadcast room, and I also intimately reminded her that she forgot to make a beautiful face.

There is also our ancient belief that fat is beautiful, which refers to the concave and convex figure, not the fat on the face trembling and trembling, the fat like a pig and using beauty to deceive themselves,

Use your brain in everything, the ancients are just underdeveloped in science and technology, they are not bad brains, let alone blind. ”

Zhou Yi's words were not hurried or slow, and they were methodical, but their lethality was no less than that of an eighteen-magnitude earthquake.

Shouting that I am the most beautiful all day long.

Eat the fried chicken burger.

One weighs two hundred and eight.

Jimei is the most beautiful?

Isn't this nonsense, what do you do with girls who work hard every day and are self-disciplined in order to lose weight?

"Brother Divorce criticized by name,, why am I suddenly a little envious of Xiao Tangyuan."

"I use too much beauty, and some little fairies seem to have deceived themselves."

"This is the real Terran Heavenly Emperor, who can make the new era Crusu rout with a single blow."

"No inner ghost, let's have some little fairy quotes!"

"Little Tangyuan lesbian, out of the !!"

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Originally, Zhou Yi didn't plan to connect to the microphone, but he couldn't stand the shouting of the people in the live broadcast room, so he simply opened the microphone and waited for someone to be destined.

I have to say that the little fairy is in a special hurry now.

As soon as he opened the microphone, someone went directly to the microphone, and complained in a weird way, "Today's boys, they are reluctant to spend a penny when they fall in love."

Take my ex-boyfriend as an example, in addition to taking me to a meal during the New Year's holidays, he is not even willing to give a gift, and he also says that the money will be used to buy a wedding house in the future to pua me.

In fact, we girls don't really go for money, all we want is an attitude.

Poverty and perfunctory are two different things, the first bag in winter is only more than 1,000 yuan, can you buy a house immediately if you save this 1,000 yuan?

You say that you don't even have the least attitude, this kind of man bows his head too much?

We girls are princesses for more than 20 years, queens for one day, favorite concubines for ten months, nannies for life, shouldn't you boys take care of us more and let us a little more? ”

The other party's words reminded Zhou Yi of the first cup of milk tea that has always been popular on the Internet, the first hot pot or something.

Even the original owner was persecuted by this poisonous chicken soup.

"Do you want the first pillar of incense on the Qingming Festival?"

After Zhou Yi casually teased the other party, he restarted the topic again, and said in the tone of the little fairy, "Commanders, we boys have also been spoiled since childhood."

They always want this and that, so it's not too much for us to have a graphics card, right?

A graphics card is too expensive for a few thousand dollars to buy, so it's okay to buy a game for a few dozen dollars.

We don't really want anything, it's just an attitude.

After all, our prince for more than 20 years, the emperor for one day, the slave for ten months, and the ATM for a lifetime, can't we have our own hobbies? ”

His words made the people in the live broadcast room a little confused.

"I'm blanching, no wonder the little fairy always likes to listen to poisonous chicken soup, who is not confused when he listens to this?"

"What the divorced brother said is very much, what we want is an attitude, the graphics card is too expensive for you to afford, you can't afford a box of cigarettes, right?"

"Commanders, you don't need to say much about people who understand, and if you don't understand, you don't understand it, so do you understand?"

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After learning the other party's tone and words, Zhou Yi didn't give her a chance to refute, and kicked off the microphone directly.

"Don't want to work together to build a better future for both of us, just want to sit back and enjoy it?

When two people are together, no one is born to owe anyone! ”

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