Chapter 3: Deviation from the Original
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There is no thunder here, there is thunder.
Zhou Qi was stupid.
Butt washer, soap?
The next moment.
He couldn't control it anymore and threw up in the dark while holding the toilet.
"Vomit ......"
Li Anmin's face was not very good-looking: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
"We've already marked it......"
The little guy stretched out his hand and pointed to the wall, and there were three big characters written on it, Gong Bucket Room.
“……”
Li Anmin's old face turned red.
He followed Zhou Qi in, so he didn't notice it at all.
And this time.
Zhou Qi also vomited and lay on the side, as if he had collapsed, half dead.
The little guy seemed to be used to this, reaching out and pulling a rope above the toilet.
I heard a commotion in the ear chakra, and I saw a stream of water rushing into the toilet, washing away the contents of the toilet, and then sinking rapidly.
After a few moments, the clear water gathered back into a small pool.
Li Anmin's eyes were full of surprise, it was the first time he had seen such a magical thing: "This, where have all these filth been washed to?" ”
"There are a lot of sewage pipes underground in our Wolong County."
The servant patiently explained: "At that time, the filth will be washed by the water to the open-air septic tank in the agricultural area, where there will be a special person to process the filth into fertilizer for watering the farmland. ”
Li Anmin looked at the toilet thoughtfully: "Who came up with this?" ”
"We adults came up with it."
"We adults said that the water must be kept away from the places where we live."
"Otherwise, the underground water source will be polluted by the fecal water, making the water bitter and astringent."
"I heard that this is how the water in Shangjing is polluted."
Li Anmin was originally fascinated by what he heard.
can hear the words behind the little guy, Li Anmin's face turned green.
Therefore, the water they went to Beijing was bitter and unpleasant because......
Li Anmin's throat was tight, and he couldn't stand it.
Zhou Qi was already immersed in the soap that washed his buttocks.
After such a stimulus, he lay on the toilet again and vomited.
After Zhou Qi finished vomiting.
The little guy is skillful at pulling the flush rope.
Then, he opened a small cabinet on the left-hand side, pinched out a soft face towel from it and handed it to Zhou Qi.
Zhou Qi took it casually and wiped his mouth, but he was stunned after wiping it twice.
"This feels ......"
The face towel in Zhou Qi's hand when he lowered his head was soft and white, and if you looked closely, you could see some unusual textures on it.
"This ......"
"It's paper?"
Grabbed the edge of the face towel and tore it.
I really tore out the stubble that only paper has.
And it was also at this time that the little maid opened his mouth: "This is the toilet paper of our store, but the two of you can rest assured, these papers are clean, and it is no problem to wipe your mouth and hands." ”
He said it lightly.
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
Suddenly.
Zhou Qi only felt that the air around him seemed to be a little colder, and subconsciously turned his head to look at Li Anmin.
At this moment, Li Anmin's face was gloomy and could not be seen, and a compelling cold air was emanating from his body.
"Tyrannical creatures! Tyrannical Creatures! ”
"I don't know how many children from poor families are busy running around and sleeping in the open for a page."
"If such high-quality paper can be used to compile books, how can there be so many people in the world who can't read and write?"
Li Anmin raised his hand and pointed at the little guy, and said angrily: "Your county order knows that you are wasting such expensive paper so much? ”
Using paper as toilet paper to wipe their buttocks, they figured it out.
Even he, the emperor, is not so extravagant, right?
The little guy was taken aback by his gloomy face, and hurriedly explained: "Using paper to make toilet paper is the rule set by our county master." ”
"And guest officer, toilet paper can't be used for writing."
"The kind of paper you are talking about is another ......"
As he spoke, the servant walked over to the huge table beside the bed.
Stretched out his hand and took out a long strip of paper two feet long and one foot wide from a bamboo tube and unfolded it for Li Anmin to see.
"This is the rice paper that our store provides for customers to practice calligraphy."
"When you write on this kind of paper, the ink doesn't diverge and it dries quickly."
Zhou Qi strode over and took the paper, rubbing the surface of the paper with his face.
The next moment.
Zhou Qi's face also became extremely ugly.
"Sir."
"This paper seems to be in the palace with you...... Exactly the same for use at home. ”
Check it out for yourself.
Li Anmin's heart has mixed feelings.
The paper used by him, the emperor, was the same as the one that the inn provided to the guests for free to practice calligraphy.
Who will believe this?
Is it that the grade of he, the emperor, is too low, or is the grade of the inn outrageously high?
Li Anmin turned his head and asked, "How much is the paper we bought before?" ”
"Back to the master."
Zhou Qi said truthfully: "One or two pieces of silver." ”
Xiao Xiao's eyes widened suddenly: "Guest officer, you're not joking, are you?" ”
"Who are you?"
Zhou Qi frowned and said angrily: "How can our family joke with you?" ”
The little guy was a little embarrassed and didn't dare to say anything.
Li Anmin glared at Zhou Qi, and looked at the little guy with rice paper: "In your county, how much does this kind of paper cost?" ”
"Ten cents a piece."
The little guy also specially added: "If you buy too much, the shopkeeper of the paper workshop will also give a good wolf pen." ”
Ten texts, one or two.
Based on the exchange rate of contemporary copper coins and silver taels, the difference is a hundredfold.
Not to mention that there will be deliveries......
Li Anmin took a deep breath, waved his hand and said, "You go down first." ”
"Yes."
The little girl put the toilet paper on the table, turned and walked out of the room.
Wait for the little guy to leave.
Li Anmin and Zhou Qi looked at each other.
The huge city, the stone-paved roads, the scenery of the city, the cheap paper, and everything in this inn.
Both of them only felt that their worldview had been turned upside down......
"Let's not rush to Qingzhou."
"Stay here for a few more days, and then look for a chance to meet the local magistrate."
Li Anmin narrowed his eyes and said, "I want to know very much what kind of strange person is who can govern this place into such a situation. ”