Chapter 20: I Fell into the Dung Pit

Now.

Li Anmin's smile was as bright as an old chrysanthemum.

Li Anmin looked at Li Wenqian and said, "Why don't I go and get you some charcoal?" ”

"This, how can this bother my father......"

Li Wenqian took a step back: "And Erchen is not very cold all of a sudden." ”

"By the way, father, Erchen just remembered that the stove in the East Palace has not been extinguished, and Erchen has to go back quickly."

After speaking, he pulled his legs and was about to run.

But where can his speed be faster than Li Anmin's hands?

Moments before he was about to flee, Li Anmin grabbed him by the collar.

"Your Majesty!"

Zhou Qi hurriedly ran to Li Anmin's side and said nervously: "Your Majesty, the ministers are still there, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is still ......."

"Shut up!"

Li Anmin lightly spit out two words.

But these two words are more deterrent than any other words.

Zhou Qi tightly closed his mouth, and he didn't dare to breathe.

Meanwhile.

Li Anmin's gaze swept to a few people in the audience, and he opened his mouth and said, "Everyone, avoid it, I have some private matters to solve!" ”

"Wait for the resignation!"

The ministers did not hesitate even for a moment, and after giving the salute, they quickly withdrew from the main hall.

"A bunch of bastards, no righteousness!"

Seeing that they were running fast, Li Wenqian couldn't help but scold: "It's in vain that I have good food and drink for you, and now I'm running away if something happens!" ”

His gaze fell on Zhou Qi's body: "Zhou Mink Temple!" Save me! ”

Save?

How to save?

Zhou Qi shrank to the side and didn't look at him at all.

"Old Zhou, what are you waiting for?"

Li Anmin glanced at Zhou Qidao: "Didn't you hear what I said, I want to settle private matters, is it appropriate for you to stand here?" ”

Zhou Qi shuddered for a moment, and hurriedly said: "No, it's not suitable, old slave, old slave retires......"

After saying that, he also ran away.

This time.

Only Li Wenqian and Li Anmin were left in the main hall.

Li Wenqian swallowed his saliva and said with a dry smile: "Father, I, I was joking just now, you, don't care." ”

"Don't care? Hehe! ”

Li Anmin's smile was even brighter.

He took off his shoes and said, "In the past, others always told me that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince always said some arrogant words in private, and I didn't believe it at first. ”

"But today, I've heard it with my own ears."

"It's good to be crazy for young people, but you have to have a degree, right?"

Li Anmin stumbled over Li Wenqian to the ground, stepped on his back and said, "Bear with it, it'll be fine in a while!" ”

Then.

I saw him pick up the boots in his hand and slam them on Li Wenqian's buttocks.

"I want to surpass you, right?"

"Smack! Yes! ”

"Lao Tzu is the first emperor of the ages, he is a fart, right?"

"Smack! Yes! ”

"The chaos in the world is a good time for a good man to make a contribution, right?"

"Smack! Yes! ”

"Born in an era of peace, I wronged you, right?"

For a while, the crackling sound in the hall continued one after another, mixed with Li Wenqian's screams.

Outside the main hall.

Zhou Qi and several ministers of the DPRK and China looked at each other, and they all bowed their heads.

Probably after a stick of incense.

The crackling and screaming stopped at the same time, and only the heavy wheezing remained.

A moment later.

Li Anmin's voice came out: "Come in!" ”

Hearing the call, Zhou Qi and the ministers walked into the hall with their heads down.

Li Wenqian at this moment, where is he still arrogant just now?

Standing aggrievedly on the edge of the dragon chair, rubbing his ass aggrievedly.

I saw a few people coming in.

Li Wenqian also raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and pointed at a few people, and said silently: "You wait for me!" ”

"Ahem!"

Li Anmin turned his head to look at Li Wenqian: "What do you want to say, say it louder!" ”

"No, nothing ......"

Li Wenqian smiled dryly: "Erchen is saying hello to the big guy." ”

"Huh."

Li Anmin sneered, ignored him, and turned to look at several ministers and said, "What major events have happened during my absence from Beijing?" ”

"Returning to Your Majesty."

Du Qianhe stepped out of the queue and said: "The heavy rain in Shannan Road has caused the water level of the Huai River to rise by more than two feet in recent days, and more than ten embankments have been washed away by floods. ”

"Wasn't the project on the south bank of the Huai River repaired in the spring?"

Li Anmin frowned and said, "Why was it washed away so quickly?" ”

"This ......"

Du Qianhe said: "Xu is related to several heavy rains this summer. ”

Li Anmin sighed.

"I know about this matter, and we will discuss it tomorrow."

Li Anmin looked around at the others: "Is there anything else?" ”

"Your Majesty!"

Fang Changduan arched his hand and said: "Half a month ago, I received a list from Baixin Kingdom, and they are about to send an envoy to pay tribute to me. ”

"Hmm."

"There is a big drought in the grasslands this year."

"Those barbarians in the north will definitely not keep to themselves."

"Eighty percent of Baixinguo had a premonition, so they came."

Li Anmin thought for a while and said, "Go and inform the Ministry of Rites, let them prepare well, and when the Baixin Kingdom mission arrives, they will entertain them well." ”

"Yes!"

Fang Chang nodded yes.

"Anything else?"

Li Anmin's eyes fell on Shangguan Yuanji and Cheng Jinzhong, who had not spoken.

The two looked at each other, but neither spoke.

"That's good!"

"Since you're all right."

"I'm going to talk about me."

Li Anmin looked at Zhou Qi and said, "Father-in-law Zhou, I'm bothering you to bring things over!" ”

When Zhou Qi heard this, he did not hesitate and immediately ran to the apse.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Li Anmin's gourd.

It didn't take long for

Zhou Qi walked back with a cloth bag.

Several ministers in the hall immediately cast curious glances, wondering what exactly was inside.

Li Anmin took in everyone's expressions and waved his hand: "Open it for everyone to observe." ”

"Yes!"

Zhou Qi put the cloth bag on the ground and pulled it away.

Everyone also immediately came forward to check.

"What a smell, what is this......"

Du Qianhe couldn't bear it at first, and quickly retreated.

Then, Fang Changduan and Shangguan Yuanji also showed stunned expressions.

Only Cheng Jinzhong stood in place, looked carefully at the contents of the cloth bag, and then said, "Your Majesty, this is ...... Isn't that what you wear when you leave the palace? ”

"That's right!"

"This is the clothes I wore when I left the palace."

Li Anmin stood up, walked in front of everyone and said, "It's just that I only wore it for half an hour, and then I changed it off, do you know why?" ”

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads to indicate that they didn't know.

"Huh!"

Li Anmin smiled and looked around at the crowd: "Because I fell into the dung pit." ”

"Yes, you heard it right."

Li Anmin had a cold face and said in a shocking voice: "I, the emperor of the Great Qian Dynasty, took a carriage and overturned on the most prosperous street in my own capital, and then fell into the dung pit!" ”