Chapter 87: Or Don't Do It Next Time
Not only the people in Chenjiazhai, but also those who had been watching the excitement from the side, also shook their heads.
This kid, I'm afraid he was kicked in the head by a donkey, right?
No wonder this old man can keep being cheated and deceived, there are too many fools, and there are not enough liars.
Chen Fan turned around and said, "I know that this uncle is not honest and sells fakes, but what if, if there are real goods in it, wouldn't it be a big profit to buy it back?" ”
After saying that, he winked at everyone.
"Chen ......"
Gu Ze was about to say something, but Gu Jianghai put a hand on his shoulder, "Okay, Chen Fan must have a reason for doing this." ”
Chen Guodong and others on the side didn't say much more.
Indeed, Xiao Fan doesn't look like the kind of person who is easy to be fooled, could it be that he really picked up the leak?
“……”
Gu Ze was speechless.
What can be the reason?
Give the money to the old liar instead of giving it to yourself.
"Uncle, you heard it too."
Chen Fan looked at the old man, with a very helpless expression on his face,
"Everyone thinks that what you sell is fake, so you cheats, I will give you a maximum of fifty, no more, if you are willing, we will pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, if you are unwilling, then you will shoot and scatter."
In other words, he did plan to come to prostitute for nothing at first, and he didn't give a single dollar, but after getting the [King Kong Not Bad Divine Skill], he changed his mind.
Because if you want to complete this martial art, you must get the [Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Training] and [Golden Bell Jar].
There is currently no other option than to figure out a way from this old man.
If you take the initiative to ask the other party for it, I am afraid that it will make the other party suspicious, even if the latter does have these two exercises, he may not necessarily hand them over honestly, and if he doesn't do it well, he will open his mouth widely.
Therefore, it is better to pretend to be a little white and buy all the cheats here at one time, and the next time you come, if nothing else, there is a probability that a new batch of martial arts will appear here.
If it is a prostitute for nothing, then even if the next time he comes, it is not this batch of exercises that are sold on the stall, and it will be difficult for him to repeat the old tricks.
As the saying goes, reluctant children can't trap wolves.
Fifty yuan for three martial arts, he will definitely make a lot of money, and the old man will not lose, a win-win situation.
The old man showed a bitter and hateful expression on his face at this time, and said, "Little brother, are you a bit ruthless in bargaining?" Cut it in half, no, no, you have to say less to get this number! ”
He stretched out his right hand and made an eight.
"Eighty dollars? Why don't you grab it? ”
Gao Yang suddenly shouted.
"That's it, Xiaofan, let's not buy it, if we buy it back, it's a fake, wouldn't it be a big loss."
Liu Yong also chimed in.
Chen Fan gave a thumbs up to a few people in his heart, "Okay, since you don't want to, uncle, then forget it." ”
"Hey!"
The old man was anxious, stomped his feet and said, "Okay! Fifty is fifty! You take it all! Alas! It's really bad luck today, and when I met you, I lost a lot, I lost a lot! ”
He said vigorously, his eyes were red, but his heart was full of joy.
His cost was just a few pieces of paper and a little pen and ink, and he made fifty dollars at once!
Although there is indeed a truth in this, is it not all? It's useless to buy it back.
This stupid boy, do you really think he's making a lot of money?
It's a pity, I don't know how often this kind of fat sheep can be encountered, alas, how good it would be if I encountered this kind of wronged boss every day?
"Okay."
Chen Fan didn't procrastinate, handed over the fifty yuan, and then put the cheats on the stall into his arms.
When the people around saw this scene, they sighed.
"Another fool."
"People are stupid and have a lot of money."
"Fifty dollars, how much blank paper do you have to buy? As a result, this kid bought these and went back, I'm afraid that in a few days, he will come over and shout for a return. ”
When the old man heard this, he hurriedly put the money into his arms and said solemnly: "Little brother, once I buy the things here, I will not return them. ”
"No problem."
Chen Fan agreed and said, "Uncle, I'll go back and study it, if the effect is good, I'll come over next time to buy it." ”
“!!!”
As soon as he said this, everyone present was stunned, one by one dumbfounded, as if he had been immobilized and did not move.
The old man was also shocked.
What's the situation?
I've seen something stupid, but I've never seen anything so stupid.
was slaughtered by himself once, and he had to come to the door and ask to be slaughtered by himself for the second time?
He had never heard such a request in his life.
Gu Ze couldn't help but roll up his sleeves, he couldn't stand it anymore.
Fifty dollars! Fifty dollars! I can buy 50 pounds of rice! How many people can be fed!
That's how you waste your money?
Gu Jianghai grabbed him and shook his head.
He didn't understand what Chen Fan was thinking in his heart, but he could only choose to believe him at this time.
"Ahem,"
The old man coughed, "Little brother, are you serious?" ”
"Hmm."
Chen Fan nodded very seriously, "I think Uncle you said it well before, these are peerless martial arts, the reason why I can't understand it now is because my level is too low, but as long as I am willing to spend time researching, I will be able to understand it one day,
So, like this kind of martial arts, the more the merrier! Uncle, do you understand what I mean? ”
The old man looked at Chen Fan's sincere eyes, and there was a trace of unbearability in his heart.
But why not send money to your door? If you don't take it, you will be blamed!
"Okay."
He sighed, "Originally, this kind of peerless martial arts, ordinary people can get one of them, which is already a great creation, but for the sake of your pure heart, I will make an exception and teach you a few more doors." ”
"Uncle, what do you mean?"
The old man bowed slightly, "When you come over next time, I will give you another batch of martial arts cheats, this batch is even more powerful than the one you have!" Of course, the price should also be a little higher, I hope you can be mentally prepared. ”
"Uncle, money is not a problem, as long as it is different from these, no matter how much, I want it!"
Chen Fan said excitedly.
He admitted that there was an element of pretending before, but this time, it was a true outpouring of feelings.
As everyone knows, the people around them couldn't stand it anymore, and turned around and walked away one by one.
If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that there were such stupid people in the world!
Even some people's eyes rolled, thinking that since it was so easy to make that kid's money, why don't you try it yourself?
What if it succeeds?
"Okay, little brother, don't worry, when you come over next time, I will definitely give you the best cheats."
The old man burst into tears and admonished, "You shouldn't be from Songjiabao, right?" When you go back, you must pay attention to safety, and when you come, you know? Beware of those fierce beasts, but also beware of people, I heard that there is a gang of horse thieves outside, who target more than ten or twenty people, so be careful. ”
At this moment, in addition to the people in Chen Jiazhai, there is another person who sincerely hopes that Chen Fan will be safe and sound.
"Uncle,"
Chen Fan was also moved, "Or don't do it next time, just this once, you write down all the exercises you know, it's really not good, and it's okay to dictate." ”