Chapter 280: Lao Zhu: Draw the sword! Let's go to Nanming! (7k words for a monthly pass!) )

'Nanming. ’

Lao Zhu muttered to himself in his heart, took a deep breath, and then turned to look at the rice paper panel behind him, and looked at the second line of words written on it: "The First Emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty: The Glorious Life of Emperor Hongguang".

"Hongguang, glorious life."

"In troubled times, it is difficult for him to stabilize the country in chaos, maintain order in the country with his own strength, and take on the social responsibility."

Lao Zhu sighed and did not sit back in his seat.

He was already well versed in the rules of the practical observation class, and in the end he had to go to the practice site in person, so even if he sat down now, he would have to stand up for a while, so he simply didn't sit down.

"Father, defending the territory of the country, this is the mission of the descendants of our Zhu family, why is it difficult to say."

Hearing Lao Zhu's words, Lao Zhu Di in the audience immediately stood up and said.

He is the ancestor of the bloodline of the Yan Domain, and any problems of the descendants of Yan Fan present can be traced back to Zhu Di in the end, so he naturally has to say this.

As for Zhu Laosi, he will still be eating cakes in the Majapahit in Jianwen Time and Space, while Xiao Zhu Si is because he has urgent diplomatic matters, and Ji Boying also sent him back to the sea in advance.

Wait a minute.

Hearing this father-son conversation, Ji Boying was stunned.

The more he listened to the tone of these two people, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he glanced at the hopeful eyes of the next group of big and small Zhu.

Lao Zhu and Lao Zhu Di and these princes surnamed Zhu Ming, don't they think that the words 'glorious life' really represent the glorious and magnificent life experience?

Understood into a literal meaning?

The immortal master let out a slight dry cough.

Instantly.

Everyone no longer felt the hardships of Emperor Hongguang, and they all focused their eyes on the immortal master's body, ready to listen to the teachings from the immortal master.

"It's the same old rules."

"Before I set off for the Observatory, I'd like to explain to you the background of the Observatory."

The immortal master's words settled.

This group of great tomorrow princes, all of them have straight waists and listen carefully to the words of the immortal master.

As for the foreign teaching areas on both sides of the podium, Tang and Song have just experienced the Great Tang Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty, and they are all seizing the time to make self-internal summaries, Zu Long Yingzheng is still studying his 33rd-order Rubik's Cube and exploring the mystery of immortality, and Liu Laosan is continuing to prepare for class, but he does not pay attention to the content of the class.

"Wait."

Ji Boying's eyes condensed slightly, thinking of something.

"There are still a few people missing."

As the words fell.

'Lack of people? ’

Just when everyone in Daming was full of doubts in their hearts.

In an instant.

Swish.

Underneath the front of this podium, there was a fat body, which suddenly appeared.

This person who was specially summoned by the immortal master is the old Wanli who is from Wanli time and space and has been expelled from school.

After Lao Wanli appeared, the whole person was stunned for a few seconds, and then a pair of eyes turned red, these days of being expelled, he didn't feel anything at first, but after a few days, a sense of loneliness suddenly rose from the depths of his heart, and he could no longer find the comfort of living alone in the deep palace.

It's like it is.

Although you usually don't like to speak in "Blind Date and Love Family", when you are kicked out of the group one day, the feeling of loneliness abandoned by your family will inevitably rise in your heart.

It can also be compared to a certain day, the network is disconnected.

"You rebel!"

Seeing Lao Wanli appear, the little bee in Longqing stepped forward and slapped Lao Wanli in the face, occasionally showing the majesty of the old father.

It's just that the little bee's body is too thin, and Lao Wanli is too fat, this slap, except for the fat fan on Lao Wanli's face, his body is not moving.

"Dad, why did you swell yourself when you hit me in the face?"

Lao Wanli had a pair of red eyes, looked at the long-lost little bee father, and blurted out subconsciously with some doubts.

“…………”

Longqing Little Bee touched his swollen face, this was beaten by Jiajing Immortal just now, Zhu Zaikun's face has swollen too many times in recent days, he has become numb, and he doesn't feel anything.

Just when Lao Wanli and Little Bee warmed up the father-son affection that there was not much between each other.

Swish.

Another wind blew.

Everyone subconsciously looked in the direction of the podium.

I saw that in front of Lao Wanli, there were three people who appeared, looking at the body size one was thinner than the other, one was more downtrodden than the other, and the original brocade embroidered robe on the body was almost like a rotten cloth.

But if you look closely at the appearance of the three people, it seems that they look exactly the same.

‘????? ’

The princes of the Ming Dynasty, looking at the three people who appeared, were not surprised that these three people looked the same, there were many of them in the class, especially the group in the early Ming Dynasty, three Zhu Di, three Zhu Zhanji, and three Zhu Gaochi, which were already strange.

They were just surprised, who was this thing? How do you feel déjà vu? Why did the immortal master come here again?

"Fu, Fu'er?"

Lao Wanli looked at the three people in front of him in disbelief, and after being stunned for a moment, he called out a name that he couldn't even believe.

‘??? ’

When the other people heard Lao Wanli's voice, a series of question marks appeared on their minds.

Fuwang Zhu Changxun?

Doesn't this cargo weigh more than 300 pounds?!

Even Emperor Taichang and Emperor Tianqi, who belonged to the same era as King Zhu Changxun, were stunned, of course they were all familiar with Zhu Changxun, a super fat man of more than 300 pounds, how could he be so slender now?

Could it be that the dragon field of the saint's enlightenment has a miraculous effect on weight loss?!

At this moment, Zhu Changxun, who came from Wanli Daming Dragon Field, Taichang Daming Dragon Field, and Apocalypse Daming Dragon Field, after a short period of stunnedness, suddenly turned around and looked at the voice of his long-lost old father.

The moment they saw Lao Wanli, the three Zhu Changxun were suddenly so excited that they burst into tears, and they all knelt down and hugged Lao Wanli's thighs, which were originally colorless teardrops, but after flowing over the black face, they were already dark when they fell.

"Daddy... I'm hungry! ”

This scene shattered Lao Wanli's heart, I was a fat child, why did I lose weight into a bamboo pole.

Podium C position.

Ji Boying looked at the three in front of him, Zhu Changxun, the Fuwang who had experienced two years of labor reform in the dragon field, and was quite surprised by their current size.

These three look like they don't say it's 300 catties now, they are in their early 100 catties after the sky, and they all look malnourished.

So it seems.

Losing weight is not a difficult task, as long as you are willing to starve.

"Brother, what are you calling these three people to do?"

Lao Zhu looked at the three fine dog Fu Kings, and his brows furrowed.

This kind of only knows that he is greedy for pleasure, the heart of desire is endless, the scourge of the people, exhaustive search for the people's fat and people's ointment, he can't wait to cut it down with his own hands, in Lao Zhu's opinion, just punish Zhu Changxun to go to the dragon field to think, it is already a great grace.

"I've already said that."

"Before you go to the practice site, you need to understand the background of the practice site."

Listen to the words of the immortal master.

Lao Zhu's eyes looked at the three skinny ragged Fu Kings who were kneeling in front of Lao Wanli, and after the three Fu Kings were holding Lao Wanli and crying, they were asking Lao Wanli what he wanted to eat.

Facing a good man from different time and space, Lao Wanli looked cramped, where did he have food on him, and even if he did, without the permission of the immortal master and the great grandfather, he didn't dare to give it.

These three Fuwang thin dogs are too noisy, and Ji Boying shook his hand.

Instantly.

In front of the thin dog Sanfu King, three white-faced steamed buns the size of a skull suddenly appeared.

When the three Zhu Changxun saw the white-flour steamed buns, they were like hungry wolves, and they picked up the white-flour steamed buns violently, and ate them with their eyes closed.

In fact, it's really no wonder that the three of them didn't eat, in the past two years, the three time and space masters have extremely strict bans on the blessed king Zhu Changxun, and no one is allowed to provide even a mouthful of water or a grain of rice to the dragon field.

For more than 20 months, the three of them ate grass roots and gnawed tree bark in the dragon field every day in their respective time and space, and the most delicious meal was still the food grabbed from the indigenous dogs.

This scene, Lao Wanli looked at it and called it distressing, but he didn't dare to squeak, he was now difficult to protect, and finally had the opportunity to return to the Drunken Immortal Building, he had to cherish it, but he couldn't behave well-behaved.

However, Xiyu stepped forward with a smile, brought three cups of tea to the three Zhu Changxun, and reminded them to eat slowly, lest they choke to death after eating steamed buns.

"What the immortal master said."

"Nanming, could it be related to this son of evil?"

When Old Zhu Di heard this, he couldn't help frowning.

How could Nan Ming get in touch with Zhu Changxun?

He had a bad premonition.

"Fourth, pay attention to discipline and don't rashly interrupt the immortal master's lecture."

Ah Biao, who was sitting on the side of the podium, glanced at Lao Zhu Di and reminded him.

Old Zhu Di nodded and sat silently, waiting for the immortal master's further preaching.

Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu Di, and then said.

"Pay attention to the topic of this practical observation lesson."

In a word.

"I see!"

Wuzong Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up, and he got up quickly.

"The first emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty, which means that there are several emperors in the Southern Ming Dynasty."

The immortal master bowed slightly, and gave Wu Zong a look to sit down first, and the others are not stupid, this still needs you to explain.

"The Four Emperors of the Southern Ming Dynasty, Emperor Hongguang is the first emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty."

"His name, Zhu Yousong."

As soon as these three words came out, suddenly.

Zhu Youzhen, who was lying on the table and drawing circles, straightened up in an instant, his eyes were straight, and he was full of disbelief.

This name was unknown to the Great Tomorrow Prince who was present in the early Ming Dynasty and the middle Ming Dynasty.

For example, Lao Zhu Abiao and Lao Zhu Di, except for knowing that the word 'by' in Zhu Yousong's name means that he is the same generation as Zhu Youxiao and Zhu Youzhen, they don't know anything else.

But in the late Ming Dynasty, Lao Wanli, Emperor Taichang, Emperor Tianqi, and Emperor Chongzhen knew who this Zhu Yousong was, and probably knew what kind of temperament this thing was.

Zhu Yousong was born in the thirty-fifth year of Wanli, this name is still obtained by the old Wanli himself, and greatly spoiled this grandson, at the age of thirteen to Zhu Yousong was crowned the king, and later became the son of the Fu Wang.

The most devastated is Zhu Youzhen, thinking that he doesn't have no sons, and he has several sons, even if the Ming Dynasty wants to open the country in the south, it has to be my Zhu Youzhen's son to open it, right?

This is like the Southern Song Dynasty Zhao Gou is also the ninth son of Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, and he has a hammer relationship with the special Fu King? !

In fact, this really can't be blamed on the people in the south, all blame Zhu Youzhen himself, when the situation was tense, the ministers asked him to send the crown prince to Nanjing Yingtian to prepare a tire, but Zhu Youzhen was suspicious and suspicious, for fear that the prince would stand on his own feet in the south, and refused to agree.

And after the city was destroyed and the country was destroyed, none of his sons had been heard, and they could not appear through official channels, so they could not succeed to the throne.

"Zhu Yousong, the eldest son of King Zhu Changxun."

Ji Boying added, this is specifically for this group of people in the early and middle Ming Dynasty.

Groov.

Old Zhu and Zhu Di's hearts were cold when they heard this, and the bad premonition in their hearts became stronger and stronger.

As the saying goes, dad is a hero, but dad is a big fat pig who is useless, how can his son change?!

Everyone's eyes subconsciously fell on the three Zhu Changxun who were gnawing on white-flour steamed buns, these three lean pigs seemed to be really hungry, they only had steamed buns in their eyes, and they didn't care about the word 'Zhu Yousong' at all.

"See for yourself."

The immortal master's words fell.

In an instant, the 36D holographic projection is turned on, with shocking Dolby sound.

The surrounding scenery changes in an instant.

It is not a continuous scene, but a quick editing picture like a slideshow, maintaining a frequency of three seconds, roughly showing Zhu Yousong's life and past before he ascended the throne.

The content of the first half of this fat boy's life is not complicated, first he followed his father and the old fortune king to the domain, and he was powerful and blessed in the domain, and successfully grew from a little fat man to a fat tiger who was afraid of every household.

Then the city of Luoyang was broken, his father was washed and boiled by Li Zicheng, and he himself ran away in advance, and after attacking the queen of Fu, he defected to his uncle Zhu Changshu, the king of Lu, and then followed Zhu Changshu, the king of Lu, to flee all the way south, and finally lived in the lake boat with the king of Zhou and King Chong, who fled south.

In March of the last year of Chongzhen, Zhu Gong, the king of Zhou, died on the ship, and Zhu Yousong, who had been floating for a few months in March, finally went ashore, and at the end of March, the news that the Beijing division was broken and Chongzhen died came.

At the beginning of April, the six ministers of Nanjing Yingtianfu quarreled, and the core issue was who to support as the emperor next, Shi Kefa and a group of Donglin Party in the Nanjing Imperial Court sought to establish the well-known King of Lu, Zhu Changshu, and the first line of eunuchs in Beijing and several general soldiers in various towns in the south of the Yangtze River were looking at Zhu Yousong.

In the end, the words of the great man were verified.

Then what is the power out of that?

Big fists are the last word.

The holographic image continued to change, and the voice of the immortal master sounded with a Dolby shock sound at this time.

"Zhu Yousong won the support of Huang Degong, the chief soldier of the four towns in Jiangbei, and others, at the request of the ministers in Nanjing, announced the supervision of the country in April, and ascended the throne as the emperor in May, changed the Yuan Hongguang, and was known as the Southern Ming Dynasty in history."

The moment the words fell.

This projection picture is finally frozen in the scene of Zhu Yousong's ascension to the throne, a middle-aged fat man whose body size is not inferior to that of the old Fu King in his heyday, reluctantly stuffed himself on the dragon chair.

"It seems that it was a wise move for me to set up the two capitals in the north and south back then."

Old Zhu Di couldn't help but sigh.

Nanjing Yingtianfu has a complete set of imperial court teams, six departments, the Imperial Procuratorate, etc., but all the yamen that the Beijing division has, there are copies here.

At the time of the peaceful and prosperous era, except for the military department (military training) and the household department (tax collection) in Nanjing, the other ministries were basically drinking tea, chatting and fishing (except for Mr. Hai Rui's years in the Nanjing Metropolitan Procuratorate), and these people were basically a group of people who had come to the end of their political lives.

But once there is a change in Shuntian, once the news of the fall of the Beijing division comes, the Nanjing court will immediately turn from a spare tire to a regular one, and the successor monarch can directly ascend the throne in Yingtian, and the palace, yamen, officials, all personnel and venue facilities are readily available.

"There is still half of the country and hundreds of thousands of soldiers, how can it only be defended for seventeen years?"

Lao Zhu frowned and said in a condensed voice.

In Lao Zhu's view, although when Zhu Yousong ascended the throne, there was a strong enemy of the Qing army in the north, and the Dashun peasant army stood sideways, and the generals under his command were also suspected of being private soldiers, and it was extremely difficult to mobilize.

But these are the sequelae of the loss of the country, and when Yan Guo crossed to the south back then, the situation he faced was not much better than this.

As long as it is handled properly, motivated, willing to use one's brains and ideas, and delicately play a few trade-offs, it is still possible to regain the military power in his hands, or directly train the new army, after all, the cohesion of the great tomorrow is still there, and there will not be much resistance to forming a new army.

Then he and Li Zicheng jointly attacked the Qing Dynasty and jointly defended the foreign countries, and it was still not a big problem to protect the Ming Dynasty, because Li Zicheng's Dashun army was resolutely resisting the Qing Dynasty and would never compromise.

Under such an operation, in the end, it will be able to make a river and rule it, so that the society will be destroyed.

"Seventeen years?"

Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu, it seemed that Lao Zhu still looked too highly at this Hongguang Zhu Yousong, and then continued to say with Dolby's shocking sound effects.

"After Zhu Yousong succeeded to the throne, he reused Ma Shiying and other mediocre traitors, set the national policy of "uniting the captives and making peace with the captives", and on the premise of not reaching a peace with the Qing army, unilaterally sent troops to the Dashun Army (peasant army)."

As soon as this remark came out.

Lao Zhu was momentarily stunned, his brain was buzzing, and even his brain was hurting.

After reacting, he was furious, and his eyes were wide!

"Stupid!"

Lao Zhu Di also slapped the table and stood up violently.

At the time of Chongzhen's Ming Dynasty, the reason why Lao Zhu was determined to calm the internal strife first and then the outside world was because the Ming Dynasty of Chongzhen's time and space had not yet collapsed, and he had time to deal with internal stability.

The situation in Nanming is very different.

The aliens have already stabbed into their hearts, and they are still fighting with a hammer!

And even if you put aside the point of ignoring the national honor and disgrace, purely from the perspective of strength comparison, after Li Zicheng was defeated by the Qing army at Shanhaiguan, the strength comparison of the three should be: Qing army> Dashun army = Ming army.

In this case, how can it be that two weak are united against one strong, and the reason that the lips are dead and the teeth are cold, I don't understand it so simple? !

And again, make peace with the captives.

Lao Zhu and Lao Zhu Di and other great princes of tomorrow, at this moment, they all subconsciously thought of Zhao Ji of Song Huizong and Zhao Gou of Song Gaozong, who were only in the Great Song Dynasty.

But no matter what people do, the result is to keep half of the country, and at least there is an imperial power technique that can suppress the courtiers and recover the military power.

What do you Zhu Yousong have? It's all dung in my head!

Just when Lao Zhu and Lao Zhu Di and other great princes were furious.

The immortal master moved slightly, came to the side of the rice paper panel, raised his hand to pick up the ink bucket pen on the shelf, and lifted the pen to the dragon and phoenix dance, behind this "First Emperor of the Southern Ming Dynasty: The Glorious Life of Emperor Hongguang".

He also wrote four words: "Toad Son of Heaven".

'Toad Son? ’

Lao Zhu and the others looked at the four words written by the immortal master, and their eyes were full of doubts, how could this Zhu Yousong have anything to do with the toad?

When the pen fell, the sound of the immortal master's reverberation reappeared.

"After Zhu Yousong succeeded to the throne, he summed up and only did three things."

"First, chase after his father Zhu Changxun and move him into the Taimiao."

"Two, addicted to shooting."

"Three, catch the toad."

At the moment when the 'one' exited, the Jiajing Immortal under the podium had already secretly shrunk his neck, and the eyes of Emperor Yongle and the two Zhu Gaochi (Jianwen Da Fat in Manjapahit) suddenly fell on his head like knives.

When the 'two' exited, the little bee of Longqing under the podium also tightened his heart, and secretly shrunk his neck with his father Jiajing Immortal.

As for the 'three', Xuande Emperor Zhu Zhanji, Yongle Xiaozhu, and Hongxi Xiaozhu were all stunned, but they turned to think that they were catching crickets, and the cricket emperor should not be the same thing as a toad, and the neck that had just shrunk stretched back.

"After Zhu Yousong succeeded to the throne, he favored the treacherous and evil, ignored the national politics, sold the official beard, and squandered it, especially loved to loot and rob the women of good families from all over the people, so that the people of Yingtian were afraid of women all night long, and Yingtian women were not enough, so they sent people to Hangzhou and other places to search, so that the people's resentment boiled."

"Under the hard work day and night, due to excessive shooting and lack of energy, Zhu Yousong suddenly had a whim, using toads to configure male wind pills, and ordering eunuchs to go out of the city to catch toads with lanterns every night."

"The people send: the toad of heaven."

Hearing this, Lao Zhu and Lao Zhu Di and others were dumbfounded.

The country is already in danger of becoming like this, and still don't want to forge ahead? I don't think about how to get rid of the towns with military power, I don't want to form a Beijing army, and I think about how to change the law and play shooting every day?

Dare to love this product is not only a combination of Song Huizong and Song Gaozong, but also a combination of Jiajing and Longqing, and they only stitch up the bad side, so this is also the opening of the country? !

It was the little bee in Longqing, when he heard that the toad could refine medicine, his eyes lit up, and he silently wrote down the words 'toad into medicine' in his own small notebook, and it seemed that he wanted to go back and try it.

That's it.

Ji Boying just didn't continue.

In fact, there are many glorious deeds about Zhu Yousong, such as liking young girls, and even killing them, and liking men, some boys died violently under his impact, and for example, he killed his wife and children.

All of these.

It is not possible to determine whether it is an authentic historical source.

After all, whether it is the Donglin Party in Nanjing or the Qing Dynasty that slaughtered Zhu Yousong, Hei Zhu Yousong's views are the same.

But there is one thing that cannot be erased.

That is, Zhu Yousong is indeed an out-and-out dim and hedonistic person, this goods may be after ascending the throne and found that although he was the emperor, it was difficult to command the military horses of Zhuzhen and chose to give up on himself, and he didn't want to try hard, and he didn't have the ability to control the arrogant generals of the ministers.

But it may also be pure temperament, after all, throughout his life before he ascended the throne, he really didn't do a few things.

The historical records are very clear that after the Qing army conquered Yingtian, Zhu Yousong ran away with a group of his concubines, first ran to Huang Degong for a circle, and then within a few days, he was held hostage by a group of general soldiers under his command who rushed onto the dragon boat and dedicated it to the Qing army.

After the Qing Dynasty Yu Wang Duoduo got Zhu Yousong, he ordered to go to the chains around his body, tied them with red ropes, and then let Zhu Yousong take a small sedan chair without a curtain into the Yingtian Jubao Gate, his head was covered with a Supa, he was dressed in a blue cloth robe, and he covered his face with an oil fan.

As the emperor of a country, it can be seen that he was spurned by his own people after he fell.

In the end, Zhu Yousong was sent to Suncheon, and Dolgon treated him well, waving his hand to help him break the historical record, becoming the first, last, and only emperor of the Ming Dynasty to be beheaded.

This pot that destroyed the foundation of the Southern Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yousong couldn't shake it off at all, it was Zhu Yousong who wasted the opportunity for the best river division in the Southern Ming Dynasty, since the fall of Zhu Yousong's Hongguang Imperial Court, the Southern Ming Dynasty began to fall into a complete local warlord system, inconsistent government decrees, and completely became a plate of scattered sand.

Even if they have Zhu Yujian's thoughts of recovery, the descendants of the Zhu family and Tang Fan are also making up for the loss, and it is useless.

"Zhu Yousong created the Southern Ming Dynasty only lasted eight months before it fell, in the last month, Zhu Yousong was busy choosing for himself, sitting and watching Yangzhou was captured by the Qing army, Yangzhou was slaughtered by the Qing army for ten days after the fall, and the people were slaughtered up to 800,000 people."

"History says, Yangzhou Ten Massacres."

"In the same month, the Qing army invaded Yingtian, and Zhu Yousong was captured."

The entire drunken fairy building is as silent as this.

Eight months! 800,000! Ten days of bloodbath!

The prince of the great tomorrow in this building, when he heard this number, one counted as one, they were all silent.

The pig's head fort said in his heart: TMD, this dead fat man is not as good as me!

"Lao Zhu, why is your start in the Southern Ming Dynasty not as good as the Southern Song Dynasty."

Li Er listened with interest and made a joke.

And at this moment, Lao Zhu no longer has the interest to fight with Li Erhaha, and the anger in his heart is already burning to the hair.

If this will measure Lao Zhu's blood pressure, it will break two hundred.

Lao Zhu turned around, silently walked to his seat, lifted the mace, carried it on his shoulder, and then swept over the princes of the great tomorrow under the podium, with a flash of lust in his eyes, quite the momentum of the boss of the gang.

"Draw your sword."

"Let's go to Nanming."

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PS: Attached easter eggs, the map of the forces of all parties in November of the first year of Hongguang.

(End of chapter)