Chapter 305: It's useless when the first emperor comes! I said it! (Don't keep books~!) )

"Hahaha...!"

At the moment when Li Chun recited this series of incantations with extreme speed.

Chen Hongzhi first listened to it, and then laughed, almost laughing out loud.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the world says that you are heroic and martial, and praises you as the king of Zhongxing."

"But in the eyes of the slave, you are really a stupid and stupid royal pig."

"Back then, this mountain warlock who taught you spells was actually just a village keeper in the slave's hometown village who couldn't afford to please his mother-in-law."

After saying these words, Chen Hongzhi raised the golden dagger in his hand, the villain died from talking too much, and the truth that change later, although Chen Hongzhi, a eunuch, did not read much, but he still understood.

"It's time to finish!"

The golden dagger in his hand was aimed at Li Chun's heart and stabbed down suddenly.

Correct.

Just as the tip of the golden dagger was about to pierce Li Chun's heart, only half an inch away from Li Chun's heart, Chen Hongzhi's movements suddenly stopped.

Not only Li Chun, but also the little eunuchs who held Li Chun down, were all frozen.

I found that my body couldn't move, and my eyes were full of horror.

'Huh? ’

Li Chun was stunned.

Subconsciously raised his eyes to look.

In an instant, ten faces came into view, and when I looked closely, there were two of them, and I was extremely familiar with them.

"Father? Imperial grandfather?! ”

When Tang Dezong Li Shi died, Li Chun was already in his twenties, so he naturally knew his grandfather, and as for his father Li Yu, it was even more needless to say.

'Done? It's done?! ’

'I'm done! ’

Li Chun's eyes suddenly bloomed with joy.

In his opinion, this is his ancestral mantra that has worked, and he has really summoned the spirit of the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty!

'Liu Micheng is not deceiving! ’

'I really got a glimpse of the Supreme Immortal Dao! ’

Syllable.

Before Li Chun could laugh out loud.

The small golden gourd in Li Yu's hand was slapped on Li Chun's face with his backhand.

‘??? ’

Li Chun, who was photographed with a golden melon, had a smile on his face that froze for a moment, but he didn't dare to say anything.

After all.

He felt guilty of his father.

As for how he ascended to the throne back then and how his father died, Li Chun naturally had a clear heart in his heart, but after he ascended the throne, as a person with vested interests, he did not avenge his father, but instead announced to the public that the emperor died of a sudden illness.

As far as this matter is concerned, the crime of unfilial piety has nothing to run.

After being scraped, Li Chun peeked at the others, and secretly wondered in his heart what the identity of the others was, after all, he invited the ancestors to come, and he didn't make it clear who he invited, so the other people must also be his ancestors for a longer time.

Is there any Emperor Taizong?!

"Give you a month."

"Cut off the eunuch power and depose the envoy."

Just when Li Chun didn't know what to call these ancestors and pondered in his heart, a voice fell in Li Chun's ears.

Suddenly.

Li Chun was stunned again.

The whole person subconsciously got up from this dragon bed, and looked at the person who spoke in confusion, he could confirm that this speaker was not his own ancestor, because he was not wearing a dragon robe.

"What are you doing standing?!"

"Why don't you kneel down and salute the immortal master!"

Li Er's eyebrows raised, and when he raised his leg, he kicked Li Chun's knee.

With great difficulty, Li Chun knelt directly in front of Ji Boying.

'Immortal Master?! ’

'What I recited was obviously an ancestral mantra, not a divine mantra, how could there be immortals coming? ’

'One get one free, please?' This ancestral mantra is simply too cost-effective! ’

As a devout Taoist apprentice, Li Chun kowtowed to Ji Boying without saying a word, and the kowtow was called a bangbang.

Ji Boying's eyes condensed slightly, looking at Li Chun, whose eyes were hot in front of him.

Sometimes.

He also felt very embarrassed.

These outstanding emperors in history, such as Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, or Tang Xianzong in front of him at this moment, why are they a group of heroes and warriors in the early stage, but when they are about to complete their deeds and become like this after the four seas are leveled, in order to ask for immortals, it is already completely unscientific.

Especially in the Tang Dynasty, it was extra serious for the immortals to ask.

Perhaps, this has something to do with the fact that after the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Li Er, the Taishang Laojun, was posthumously recognized as his ancestor.

Starting from Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, basically generations of Tang Emperors have been knocking on the elixir with their eyes closed and brainless, and their life spans are getting shorter and shorter, and the matter of drug abuse has become a royal tradition, and there are even four or five who died early because of drug abuse.

After all, they are all heavy metals, and there are a few people in the world who are like Jiajing immortals.

"You don't understand my words?"

Ji Boying said lightly.

He didn't have time to ink with Li Chun here.

Groov.

When Li Chun heard this, his heart jumped.

"This..."

Cutting off the eunuch power, this is not a big problem for him.

From the eunuch Chen Hongzhi just now, Li Chun finally came to his senses, and felt that he had trusted the eunuch in the past few years, and he was a stupid pig, as if he was following the old path of the emperors.

If there are no birds, they should go to the toilet!

In the Xianzong Dynasty, the imperial power was always in hand.

As long as Li Chun is willing, under a holy decree, he can strip the eunuchs of their military power at any time.

But depose the Temperance Envoy.

It's a bit too difficult.

Although since Li Chun succeeded to the throne, he has been committed to cutting down various feudal towns and improving the imperial power of the imperial court, first sending troops to recover Sanchuan, pacifying Liu Pi, then beheading Li Qi, recovering western Zhejiang, and then pacifying Huaixi and pacifying Li Shidao, the Middle Tang Dynasty has reached the peak of power, and the imperial court is no longer a symbolic court, but has great real power.

Even Wei Bojiedu, one of the three towns of Heshuo, was shrouded by the great power of the imperial court, and took the initiative to choose to return to the imperial court, expressing his willingness to obey the dispatch of the imperial court.

However.

These may seem like a beautiful picture, but in fact they are all palliatives rather than cures.

Whether it is the newly appointed Jiedu envoy after the pacification of the imperial court, or the Jiedu envoy who expresses his sincerity to the imperial court, they still have the local military, political, and financial powers, and they absolutely grasp it with one hand.

As long as these three powers are in hand, one day the court will be weak, and it will be opposed, and it will be able to divide one side at any time.

There is only one way to solve this problem, that is, to uproot it once and for all, no matter how much it is changed to the Jiedu envoy, it is useless, only to directly abolish the political and financial powers of the Jiedu envoy, and at the same time restore the Jiedu envoy's right to dispatch the army.

Let Jiedu make this position no longer graspable with one hand, then it can truly cure the trouble of the feudal town.

"Immortal Master, it's not that Li Chun doesn't want to, but he can't."

Li Chun's medicinal strength seems to have been frightened, and the whole person's brain seems to have regained his sobriety, how can he not know that he wants to cure the problem of the feudal town, and the only way to abolish the festival is to make this thing.

But.

Since the reign of Xuanzong Li Longji, the Jiedu envoy has become the existence of the tail, if the next edict to depose the Jiedu envoy, this is equivalent to stripping the vested interests of the world's Jiedu envoy, I am afraid that the next day will be the world is against it, this situation that has been created with great difficulty, and it will collapse instantly.

"Let me ask you, where is the head of the world's feudal towns?"

The immortal master fell in a voice.

Li Chun didn't even have to think about it, he just replied.

"Naturally, it is the three towns of Heshuo."

Li Yu, the mute emperor standing on the side, also spoke at this moment.

"The three towns of Heshuo are left over from the Anshi Rebellion in the early years, and most of the people in these three towns are of Hu blood, these people's hearts are not to the court, and it is extremely easy to repeat, even if the festival of the three towns is willing to hand over power to the court sincerely, the generals under their command will not obey, either mutiny, or coerce the festival to rebel."

This is very practical.

The essence of the chaos in the three towns of Heshuo lies in the people, and there is only one way to completely stabilize the three towns of Heshuo, that is, to completely subdue them with strong military strength and rule them for 20 years, and to rule the people completely.

As soon as Li Chan's words came out, Li Chun's eyes were dumbfounded.

"Daddy? You, you can talk the last time you die? ”

'Smack. ’

Li Yu's backhand was another small golden gourd, which slapped Li Chun's other face.

Now both sides are swollen and symmetrical.

"Lao Li, what did you say your descendants did, you couldn't even control the local soldiers, and you made a festival to make this thing, it's really big-hearted."

"If you look at how Lao Zhao divides power, that's called art."

Lao Zhu patted Li Shimin's shoulder with a smile.

Hear the words.

Li Er's face was dark, and he raised his leg and kicked Li Longji next to him.

Li Sanlang, who was beaten by his ancestors, could only gasp in pain, and he didn't dare to jump out of his mouth with a word, the reason why the Tang Dynasty Jiedu envoy was able to have so much power, to put it bluntly, was since Xuanzong.

As soon as the head opens, coupled with a great chaos in the world, it will be completely uncontrollable.

Clenching the mace in his hand, Li Er looked at Li Chun, but in the end he still didn't choose to make a move.

After all.

This Li Chun is also an excellent son, although he has many shortcomings, but it is not easy to reshape the imperial power of the Tang Dynasty and regain control of the feudal town under the situation of separating the feudal towns.

"Then you, start with the three towns of Heshuo."

"The next decree is to abolish the three towns of Heshuo, and divide the three powers of the army, finance, and government."

The immortal master glanced at Li Chun and said lightly.

"Remember, this is the task I gave you."

"You only have one month."

Anyway.

Ji Boying didn't give Li Chun a chance to speak at all.

"Now you don't have to say anything, just follow with your eyes, what you want to do in the future, how to do it, and do it when you come back."

Ji Boying had already said before that what he wanted to do this time was to speed through Datang as quickly as possible.

Since you want to speed run, you naturally won't spend so much time staying in Yuanhe time and space, and when you finish speedrunning Datang, when the next class starts, you will help this Yuanhe time and space depose the power of the festival, return the power of the world to the imperial court, and then choose a suitable crown prince for Li Chun.

And so it goes.

Stretching the Tang Dynasty for more than a hundred years in Yuan and time and space is not a big problem in theory.

Because the death of the Tang Dynasty is actually the death of the feudal town and the eunuch power.

After Xuanzong, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty was either on the way to fight with the eunuchs, or on the way to cut down the feudal towns, or he did nothing and indulged in vocal music.

"What my brother said is reasonable, the three towns of Heshuo are the first towns in the world, as long as the three towns of Heshuo are completely destroyed, the other festivals will inevitably be terrified, and they don't need to issue an edict from the imperial court, and they will all hand over their own power."

Lao Zhu smiled.

After all, in the face of power and life, I believe that most people will still choose to die.

And at this moment, Li Chun's face looks more uncomfortable than eating the elixir, if he can do such a big thing in a month, he will toss a hammer in the past ten years.

"Can't understand the words of the immortal master?!"

Li Er saw that Li Chun, who was kneeling, lowered his head and did not move, and the mace in his hand slammed directly in front of Li Chun half an inch, which shocked Li Chun and almost bounced up.

"Son, this is Emperor Taizong, don't you want to see him?!"

Li Yu took advantage of the sound to drink.

Airplanes~!

Li Chun's pupils shrank, and he looked up at Li Er, who was standing in front of him with a mace, and after being stunned for a moment, he slammed his head down.

The later generations of the Tang Dynasty, whether they were faint tyrants or Ming monarchs, all worshiped Emperor Taizong, and all longed for the Zhenguan period, and the name of the Heavenly Khan who suppressed the four Yi in the Tang Dynasty.

That's the real invincibility in the world!

"You remembered it for me."

"Since the immortal master gave you a month, you only have one month."

"If you can't complete the task given by the immortal master in a month, I will personally smash your head."

Li Er looked coldly at his descendants, without the slightest kindness as an ancestor.

"Unfilial son and grandson Li Chun, obey Taizong's orders!"

At this moment, Li Chun gritted his teeth.

Since things have come to this point, Emperor Taizong has personally given instructions, how can he, as the eighth grandson of Tang Taizong, refuse.

MD! Lao Tzu is out of the way! Gan is done!

"In addition, from today onwards, don't eat the elixir you refined by the warlock, what you eat is a fake and shoddy product, not only can it not prolong your life, but it will also have a short life."

Ji Boying looked at Li Chun a little and said lightly.

The reason why this product has been heroic for half his life and faint in the last few years of his life is mostly because of a large number of drugs, and the side effects of this 'elixir' that Li Chun knocked are very clear in the history books.

One, it is extremely easy to get thirsty.

Second, it is very easy to be irritable.

From these two appearances, it is clear that this TMD is doping.

One injection of stimulants every day, not to mention Li Chun, a Tang genius who lacks exercise, can't hold it even if Nige comes.

"Huh?"

Li Chun was stunned.

Fake?!

How can it be? My ancestral mantra has succeeded! I've already gotten a glimpse of the fairy road!

"Eat this later."

When Li Chun's heart was mixed with thoughts.

Suddenly, in front of him, there was a plastic bag the size of a palm, which contained hundreds of small black pills the size of mouse feces, which looked full of mystery.

"This is the elixir of life."

"One pill a day, you will live to eighty-eight."

Hear the words.

Li Chun's heart was overjoyed.

Immortals give medicine, naturally there will be no mistakes!

In the envious eyes of everyone in Tangjiabao, including Li Er, Li Chun carefully put away the plastic bag.

"Immortal Master..."

Li Er moved his steps and threw a fiery look at Ji Boying.

That obviously means that I want it too.

Ji Boying glanced at the group of Tangjiabao people, and after thinking about it, everyone had a bag in their hands, and they were all overjoyed in an instant, and they were put away like treasures.

Anyway, it is the tangerine peel pill that some primary school students love to eat, and a certain treasure can buy a big pack for 9.9 yuan, and it can't be eaten.

The human body is a very complex and metaphysical system, especially in terms of psychology and emotion, relevant science has proved that when you believe that you can live to eighty-eight under psychological cues, you have a high probability of living to eighty-eight.

This Chen Pidan is Ji Boying's psychological hint to these people.

For this group of Datang injustices who have been chasing immortality for decades, you take the time to explain to him that there is no immortality or anything, plus your identity as an immortal, no one will listen at all, and you will only feel that you are picking in your heart.

Lao Zhu, who was standing side by side with the immortal master, watched Li Erji put away the pack of immortal pills, frowned slightly, and finally did not choose to speak.

He still believed what his brother had told him at the beginning, that there is no immortality in the world, and the Son of Heaven is no exception.

"Next."

Ji Boying plans to speed up Datang in ten minutes, not even one more minute.

The voice fell.

"Immortal Master, wait a minute."

I saw Li Chun stand up suddenly, his eyes were full of murderous intent, without the slightest hesitation, he snatched the golden dagger from the hand of Chen Hongzhi, who was fixed, and stabbed Chen Hongzhi in the throat without saying a word.

didn't even look at Chen Hongzhi, the dead eunuch had turned into a dead fish's eye.

At this moment, Li Chun has the style of the Zhongxing Son of Heaven who suppressed the Quartet Domain.

Ji Boying just glanced at it, but stopped looking.

According to the order of the Tang Dynasty Emperor, after Tang Xianzong Li Chun, it is Tang Muzong Li Heng.

This Tang Muzong's life is relatively simple, he has been an emperor for more than three years, he has done nothing, most of the time is basically in the indulgence of lust, and the power of the court is held in the hands of the eunuch Wang Shoucheng.

Then came the stroke, and finally the drug took the drug and killed me.

During his reign, the only thing Li Heng did was to implement the 'strategy of eliminating troops', in order to save money for his own consumption, the first knife was to cut military expenses and lay off soldiers.

With this one-handed operation, Li Heng simply didn't take the bigwigs of the feudal towns who held military power in various places in his eyes.

Boss of the Domain: If you ignore me today, I will make you unattainable tomorrow!

With the large number of court troops being dismantled, the forces of the feudal towns that were originally a little stable during the reign of Tang Xianzong re-emerged one by one, and they no longer took the imperial court seriously.

And the only thing worth mentioning in Li Heng is that Li Heng's three sons have become emperors one after another, and each son has posthumously crowned his wife as the queen mother after ascending the throne, so that in the Taimiao of the Tang Dynasty, Li Heng alone has three wives to enjoy, and he has a big row.

Ji Boying simply made a package of what Li Heng did after he ascended the throne, and synchronized it to these people surnamed Li in Tangjiabao in a "knowing" way.

The group of Tang Dynasty emperors led by Li Er clenched the little golden gourd in their hands at this moment, and there was a look in their eyes: I have to take care of him!

……………………

Datang Changqing time and space.

May.

Jingling, the imperial mausoleum of Tang Xianzong.

Today, the coffin of the Emperor Daxing has just been buried, and the new emperor led hundreds of officials and civil and military personnel to perform the ritual in this hall.

At this moment, in the palace of the imperial mausoleum, there is a large group of people hula lala, behind the new emperor Li Heng at the front, is Wang Shoucheng (eunuch) who has just been promoted to the privy envoy, Liang Shouqian (eunuch), the right lieutenant of Shence who has just been crowned Kaifu Yitong Sansi, the general of the right guard, and the meritorious envoy of the right street, and Wei Yuan (eunuch) who has just replaced the killed Tutu Chengguang who took over the left lieutenant of the Shence army.

Half a foot further along, there is the Chinese martial arts.

It can be seen from the order in which the ministers approached the new emperor.

As soon as the new dynasty was established, the eunuchs were already the undisputed fathers, and the government, military and political affairs, and financial power were all held in the hands of the eunuchs.

"How long will it take to kneel? I'm going to hunt. ”

Li Heng looked impatient and asked Wang Shoucheng beside him.

Wang Shoucheng, a eunuch who started as a supervisor of Xuzhou, entered the East Palace after returning to the capital and became Li Heng's chamberlain, and now that Li Heng has ascended the throne, he is naturally the first eunuch of the new dynasty.

The record in his life is extremely strong, and he has been in charge of the supreme power of the Ming Dynasty for fifteen years, and he can abolish the Son of Heaven with one sentence.

Wang Shoucheng, who was beside him, said with a smile.

"Wait a minute, the saint waits, after all, today is the gift of the emperor of Daxing, and the saint still needs to stay here for a day and a night."

Hear the words.

Li Heng frowned.

"One day and one night?"

"I can't take it for an hour now."

"Besides, my father is already dead, so what else is there to keep."

"I want to guard you here, I will go first."

Anyway.

Li Heng stood up and turned around to leave.

Wang Shoucheng, Liang Shouqian, and Wei Yuan, these eunuchs, persuaded Li Heng's wayward behavior, and they stopped persuading, but were happy to see this scene.

After all, in their opinion, a son of heaven like Li Heng, who only knows how to indulge in vocal music and doesn't care about anything, is their favorite big baby.

"No saints!"

And those ministers, when they saw Li Heng getting up and wanting to leave, their faces changed suddenly, and they all bowed down to Li Heng, and they didn't let Li Heng leave this hall of enjoyment.

One of them was on his knees.

"The first emperor has just been mourned, his bones are not cold, and he is still looking at His Majesty in the sky at this moment, His Majesty is leaving this time, not keeping the funeral, only caring about hunting and having fun, is he not afraid of being punished by God?!"

Damnation?!

Everyone's hearts trembled, daring to be such a tough emperor, cow beep.

The person who spoke was Pei Du, the Duke of the Jin Kingdom.

This is Tang Xianzong's main force to cut the domain, not only can fight, but also bloody.

Pei Du has both civil and military skills, after six dynasties, since ADC Wu Yuanheng was assassinated, he is the prime minister, and then saw that the generals pacified the feudal town too slowly, so he simply personally led the army to go out.

Since then, he has been in phase for more than 20 years.

Han Yu, Liu Yuxi and other generations of scribes were protected by him to live in peace.

In and out of China and abroad, with the safety of the country and the importance of the time for 20 years, the people of the time compared him to the current Guo Gong (Guo Ziyi).

The courtiers in the court who dare to be tough and rigid are only Pei Du.

Really.

As soon as Pei Du's words came out, Wang Shoucheng and the others also shut up, don't overdo it, and choose to let Li Heng face it alone.

The new dynasty has just been established, although they are now in power, they don't want to be tough with Pei Du, after all, Pei Du's prestige in the hearts of the people of the world is too great, and even the envoy of the feudal town has to kneel and shout dad when he sees Pei Du.

This kind of person can't be killed or scolded, and can only be gradually marginalized.

And Pei Du in history was indeed treated like this, and he was stripped of his real power step by step, and finally simply returned to Luoyang, and received a false title of the Chinese book order but survived.

At this moment, Li Heng was suffocated by Pei Duyi's face, and he was questioned by his own courtiers in public that he was punished by God, and he really couldn't hold it on this face.

"You, you..."

Raised his hand and pointed at Pei Du's nose, grinding and chirping for a long time.

Flick your sleeves violently.

"No one can stop me from going out hunting today!"

"It's useless when the first emperor comes! I said it! ”

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PS: I want to write an article about Ji Boying's crossing of the former mountains and rivers, but unfortunately I don't have time, it's really difficult. (End of chapter)