Chapter 21: You haven't picked up the chai he who ordered your pants
The team fleeing from the famine walked for four or five days, and under the guidance of Jiang Laosi, they finally met a village.
During this time, they also experienced three aftershocks.
Although the tremor was not very strong, the debris that slid down the mountain also caused some obstacles to traffic.
Especially the Jiang family's old house, they don't know which way they offended the immortals, and they will encounter the aftershocks when they return.
Wang Yuemei was recently taken by Jiang Zao, and her temperament is a little more lively, and she will also care about some small gossip, and from time to time she will whisper in Jiang Zao's ear.
"Early in the morning, I heard Sister Tao'er say that when we went out to pick wild vegetables yesterday, didn't we get shocked again, Aunt Lin, who was in the car, was almost hit by a rolling stone......
"You said the last time there was an aftershock, she was half stuck in the cracks, and this time it's ...... Why is the earthquake still eyeing her? ”
Jiang covered his mouth early and snickered, "It's not that the earthquake is targeting her, it's the wicked who have their own harvest." ”
Lin Chunhua was stuck in the crack, broke her front teeth, almost broke her waist, half paralyzed, and almost stoned, why did all these "good things" go to her alone?
Because, with cause and effect!
Cause and effect related to her early on, or rather, cause and effect related to the original owner of her body.
So no matter what calamities the Lin family's old house encountered, Lin Chunhua bore the brunt.
The two little girls got together and said, Jiang Zao's eyes somehow met Jiang Laoer, Jiang Lao Er seemed to be looking at her, but not like he was looking at her.
Jiang Zao frowned, turned around, and sure enough, he saw Li Shi cooking soup by the fire.
The rising mist enveloped her figure, and because she had been cared for recently, her delicate and feminine face exuded a soft light, which looked beautiful in the warm orange sunset.
Jiang Laoer's gaze was unconsciously glued and immovable.
Jiang patted his pants early, stood up and walked in front of Li, blocking the view from the other side.
"Mother, what do you eat at night? I was hungry early. ”
Li Shi was holding the wooden spoon that Jiang Laosi had made two days ago, and was adding salt to the soup, and he raised his eyes and smiled when he heard the sound, "Eat wild vegetable porridge at night, my mother also roasted meat, wait early." ”
"Oh." Jiang Zao wasn't really hungry, he just made an excuse.
She stood aside, and her eyes were stunned when she saw the coarse salt wrapped in a small leaf in Li's hand.
When Sister Xiaomei brought the pot before, she brought them some salt, but in the past few days, a lot of salt has been consumed, just like their wild boar.
Salt is the most indispensable thing in people's daily life, and it is impossible to do without it.
Where can you get salt in these barren mountains and mountains?
As he was distracted, a familiar, disgusting voice came from behind him.
"Fourth brother and sister, the firewood I picked up is a little wet and can't catch fire, can I borrow two firewood from you?" Jiang Lao Er's face was a smile that he had never seen before, and even when Jiang turned around early, he saw him rubbing his hands "crampedly".
The desire under the eyes is cleverly disguised.
Although the Li family had a lot of disagreements with the old house, seeing that it was not a big deal, he nodded lightly, "Second brother, take it yourself." ”
As she spoke, she stepped aside.
Jiang Lao Er crossed Jiang early, picked it up in the fire of her house, and then somehow came to Li's side.
Lee sat on the floor, and he picked up a piece of firewood that was leaning against her feet.
Even, when she lifted the firewood, her hands were scraped from her trouser legs.
Li Shi hurriedly shrunk the tip of his shoe, his face was full of embarrassment, and he didn't want to say anything.
Jiang Zaozao's eyes instantly became fierce: I hate this kind of person who has no sense of boundaries......
It just so happened that at this time, Jiang Mu, who had gone to collect firewood, was coming back with a large bundle of firewood.
Jiang Zao saw that there was a black gas between her eldest brother's eyebrows and eyes today, it was to be unlucky, and her little toes flicked the small pebbles on the ground, and accidentally went away.
"Smack!"
"Ouch-"
The pebble hit Jiang Mu's kneecap by chance, and he stumbled and almost tripped over.
The bundle of firewood in his hand was thrown out and smashed straight towards Jiang Lao Er.
With a "bang", Jiang Lao Er was holding the burning firewood, and was smashed back two steps in a row.
The firewood in his hand was also crooked, and Mars jumped to the root of his thigh......
"Ahh Oops, fire, fire, fire......"
The weather was dry and dry, Jiang Lao Er looked at the flames that broke out in an instant, and was almost scared to death, so he hurriedly came to shoot it, dancing with his hands, just like a wild monkey in the mountains holding a hot potato, inexplicably funny.
"Ah, second uncle, why are you so careless!" Jiang covered his eyes early and shouted in a milky voice, "Your pants are burning a big hole, are you okay?" Hey~ I saw your leg hair early! ”
These words provoked many people around to look at it.
Jiang Lao Er couldn't wait to cover Jiang Zao's mouth, but the sparks on his pants couldn't be extinguished no matter how he patted them, and seeing that the hole in his pants was getting bigger and bigger, he gritted his teeth, lay on the ground, and rolled on the spot.
It's a shameful position, but at least it's life-saving!
Moreover, isn't it more shameful that the pants were burned out?!
Although he is not a good person, it is a completely different feeling to look at others and to be looked at by others!
Jiang Lao Er rolled all over the soil and finally extinguished the fire.
The first thing he did when he got up was to find a punching bag to get some face back for himself.
He glared at Jiang Mu and roared angrily: "What's the matter with you? is such a big person, you can get a moth out of a firewood he! If you can't stand up straight, I'll break it for you! ”
In addition to Li's anger, he was also a little inexplicable, if he didn't have to pick up the firewood at her feet, how could he be smashed?
Jiang Mu's face was innocent, and even with some of the usual cowardice before the separation, "Just across the fire, it was smoky and burning, I didn't know if it was the second uncle, I thought it was my father, he would definitely be able to catch it when he threw a bundle of firewood, who would have thought that ...... Tsk~"
This "tsk" is very soulful.
Before Jiang Lao Er could reply, he spoke again with trembling and hesitation, "Second uncle, you ...... The pants have burned so big holes, really, really don't need to change pants? ”
"Poof......" Jiang knew early on that the eldest brother was usually a good boy and had no sense of existence, but his brain was very smart, and he had a lot of unknown little ideas in his stomach.
The fearful, cowering, and embarrassed demeanor and tone are just right!
Jiang Laoer's finger shook Jiang Mu for a long time, but after all, he couldn't bear the lost face and torn pants, so he turned his head and left.
But Jiang Mu still shouted after him: "Eh, second uncle, your Chai He!" You haven't picked up the chai he who ordered your pants yet! ”
Jiang hid in Li's arms early and laughed out of a pig's cry.
Jiang Lao Er rushed over with interest, and returned with a disgraced face, Lin Chunhua, who was lying in the cart and standing upright, slept in a daze, heard the movement, opened his eyes and glanced at him, and was suddenly surprised.
"Master, what are you doing here? How did this happen? ”
It's okay if she doesn't mention it, but when she mentions it, Jiang Lao Er will be angry.
"It's not that dead boy from Emu! I went to borrow firewood, and he actually hit me with firewood! Jiang Lao Er looked at Jiang Zao's party angrily, and his resentment was even worse, "The Li family is also a bad guy!" Just look at her son and deceive me......"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Chunhua woke up suddenly, and her brain seemed to have been smashed with a hammer.