"Barcelona abandoned 9 goals to shine in Zagreb, Croatia's new striker appeared! 》

"Guardiola regrets it, the magical counterattack of Barcelona's abandonment! 》

"Mourinho's new darling, 9-goal super Su on his national team debut! 》

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As everyone expected.

When Su Qin and Modric rushed to the airport in Kranica's car the next day, almost all mainstream European football newspapers such as Marca, Milan Sport, and Football took Su Qin's nine-goal bombardment as a gimmick and put it on the front page of their latest issue.

Of course, this is not to say that Su Qin is really as completely counterattacked as written in their newspaper.

They just want to warm up for next week's midweek first Pep Guardiola vs Jose Mourinho.

Pep Guardiola is now in full swing, and Jose Mourinho has announced his strong comeback after a bloody sweep of Milan.

The confrontation between two top young coaches with very different personalities but strong results has gradually replaced the once talked about Ferguson and Arsene Wenger.

The reporter knows where the G electricity of the fans is.

At this time, if they don't start frying, how long will they wait?

And Su Qin, a little person who is inextricably linked to both of them, has naturally become a sweet spot in their eyes.

in the airport.

Su Qin, who was following behind the Magic Flute and Kranica, was surrounded by crazy reporters.

"Sue, nine goals on his international debut, what would you like to say to Pep Guardiola, who is coming soon at Camp Nou?"

'Sue, Pique said in front of the reporters of the Catalan Football Newspaper yesterday that he was ready to play against Inter Milan, but he still doesn't know if you will be in the squad, do you have anything to respond to?'

"Su .........."

The reporters hungrily put the microphone in front of Su Qin.

It's just that before Su Qin could speak, Modric and Kranica directly pushed away the reporter in front of them and walked into the VIP passage with Su Qin.

"Sue, don't pay attention to these pesky journalists! They're not good people! ”

What do the reporters mean, the magic flute, who is accustomed to seeing strong winds and waves, naturally knows it.

He didn't want his little brother to be used as a gun by reporters in a daze.

It's a blockbuster battle between Inter and Barcelona soon, and it's not a good thing to lie on the cusp of public opinion at this time.

behaves well, and the reporters will praise Su Qin as a flower.

However, if he accidentally capsized at Camp Nou, how high Su Qin was lifted by the reporters before, how badly he would be trampled by the reporters after the race.

"I know, Luka!"

Of course, Su Qin himself is not stupid, how can he talk casually at this time?

In other words, in this Champions League, it is not certain whether the madman will let himself play.

In the face of Barcelona, who is now blocking and killing gods and Buddhas, cautious madmen may put on a single-striker super bus at Camp Nou!

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In this way, Su Qin took the flight back to Milan City.

"Sue, is Zagreb fun? I've been to most of the European countries, but Croatia hasn't! “

After lunch, I was sitting on the sofa resting.

The obscene Statham secretly used a Statham-style VIP adult joke to successfully make Aunt Susan blush-faced and leave, then turned his head and asked Su Qin with a smile.

"Guess?"

"Haha, I guess, you must have had a very ahhh

"Let's go, drive, I've got to go to the club!"

"Sue, it's all afternoon... Well, well, go, know the training all day long! Hey, old Stan hasn't been with a normal person, and just left Balotelli, he met another one who didn't want to die..."

"Huh?"

"Haha, nothing, Sue, I just think you're so much more diligent than that guy from Balotelli! In the past, Mario always liked to let me pick up a few people to come to the house at this point! ”

"Guest?"

"Do... Count yourself as a guest! ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

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In this way, Su Qin's monotonous life of only training was repeated again.

The madman didn't have any special care for Su Qin, who scored nine goals.

Not even a special 1vs1 talk.

Everything was as if Su Qin had never been to Croatia to participate in this match.

Forehead...

Perhaps this blandness is the real Mourinho.

Weekend!

The fourth round of Serie A is coming as scheduled.

On Saturday, Lao Mu led a tired team to the beautiful island of Sardinia, the second largest island in Italy.

Here, Inter Milan will take on Cagliari, the only Serie A team in Sardinia.

Sardinia is beautiful.

Pleasant coastlines, crystal clear seas, separate reefs, long sandy beaches and amazing caves.

However, even if the scenery of Sardinia is breathtakingly beautiful, the madman still has a solemn face.

Midweek is Inter's Champions League opener.

Barcelona!

Pep Guardiola!

Every word of this is like a mountain pressing on the heart of the madman.

Last season's Serie A title didn't give the madman any sense of accomplishment.

Inter Milan has won the Serie A title three times in a row, and for the league, the madman has long been desireless.

Now, he just wants to prove in Europe that he is still the same Mourinho who can stand at the top of Europe with Porto.

However, Inter Milan today has not reached the level where he wants to be able to compete in Europe.

Milito is still injured.

On the front line, he can only rely on Su Qin and Balotelli.

Yes, in the Croatian friendly match in midweek, Su Qin once again amazed the whole of Europe with a terrifying record of scoring 9 goals.

It's just that Su Qin is just facing a group of amateur players in his opinion.

Now, they are facing last season's treble, no, five-time champions Barcelona, to be exact.

The defensive combination of Pique and Puyol is not comparable to the amateur players of Timor-Leste.

He was still hesitant to show his Muslim bus for Inter's European debut.

However, he didn't have time to think about these things right now.

The most important thing now is how to get Inter, who have decided to rotate most of their main players, to successfully get past Cagliari.

Coming off the bench against Cagliari, who is at ease.

To be honest, the madman is also a little uneasy.

Really!

Just as the madman expected.

The match, which was supposed to be an easy crushing match, ended with a score of 2:2 after 90 minutes of fierce battle.

It's like Inter were held to a draw by Bari at the beginning of the season.

Inter, who had hidden most of their main players, suffered Waterloo again.

Su Qin started the game and successfully scored two valuable goals at the Stadio Santa Elia.

Forehead!

It is worth mentioning that in this game, Su Qin scored one with his foot after smashing one with his head in a regular way.

It's a penalty though!

Sixty-eighth minute of the game.

Su Qin was in the penalty area and was about to jump up and scramble for a header.

But Su Qin, who was in the air, was directly dragged by the Cagliari central defender by the neck and put down on the turf.

This kind of obvious foul naturally did not escape the eyes of the referee.

A yellow card plus a penalty.

Interestingly, because the main players were basically sitting on the bench, Su Qin, the No. 5 penalty taker, actually managed to get the first penalty opportunity of his career.

In the face of the hoarse distractions of the home fans.

Su Qin inquired and hit the ball into the bottom right corner of the goal, helping Inter Milan regain the lead 2:1.

This goal made the number of goals in Su Qin's talent tree successfully reach 14 goals, and it also relieved Mourinho, who had been frowning on the sidelines.

However, with more than 40,000 home fans cheering on their hearts, the tenacious Cagliari did not give up.

In the case of the last time almost the whole line is pressed.

The Cagliari striker also relied on a cross from the flank to score the equaliser and force the mighty Inter Milan to equalise.

Without Lucio and Samuel, the Inter defence is indeed full of holes.

When the whistle blows for the end of the game.

The madman left the court with a solemn face.

At the post-match press conference.

The madman praised Cagliari, where the whole team fought to cramps.

And in the face of the Barcelona topic that journalists have launched again.

The madman refused the reporter because he didn't want to answer.

That night, the madman took the entire Milan team back to Milan on a special plane.

A dense fixture schedule, coupled with a draw in the league.

The whole Milan team, which was still immersed in the joy of the Milan derby, also completely sobered up.

Yes, Inter Milan will soon face Barcelona, who has begun to be called the Cosmos team.

The incomprehensible Habaibu midfield combination.

The one who led their Inter players to dominate Serie A last season!

The king of the gunslingers, the invincible Henry.

And the little flea Leo Messi, who has already begun to be called Maradona's successor!

Everyone on the plane stared quietly at the dark night sky outside the porthole.

They don't know what their group of Inter Milan, who are on average 30 years old, will be like at the Camp Nou, which is feared by everyone.

However, in this group of apprehensive Inter players.

One person sat quietly in the last row and couldn't help but laugh.

It's just one goal away.

No matter how many of them, let's use the first four strengthening power points first.

One more ball will unlock Drogba's back-to-back technique.

With that thing, I guess I won't be the stump king anymore.

Saying!

Is it possible to unlock this Drogba turn around at Camp Nou?

If there is, the scene must be beautiful!

However, even if there is no way to light up this Drogba to turn around, what will happen after his own Haaland eats the template raw and adds a 4% increase in strength talent bonus, Su Qin himself is also looking forward to it.

"Hey, Sue, are you having a spring dream? Laughing so loudly? ”

Eto'o's words in his ears brought Su Qin back to reality.

"Am I that lewd?"

"You must think that you can see Shakira when you go back to Barcelona, that's why you laugh so much!"

Forehead!

Well, what happened between himself and Shakira, others don't know, Eto'o is a first-hand witness, whether he hooked up with Shakira in a nightclub, or when he was on the training ground, Eto'o stood by his side and watched the whole game.

"What Shakira? What happened to Sue and Shakira? ”

The only topic that can break the peace of men is women.

Especially a woman with the status of a diva.

Sneijder turned his head.

Lucio turned his head.

The old fellow Stankovic also turned his head.

Even Mourinho, who had his eyes closed in the front row, suddenly opened his eyes.

"Hey, aren't you all asleep? What's the situation? ”

Looking at his teammates who all turned their heads in an instant, Cheetah was also a little embarrassed.

He thought that these old things were asleep before complaining about Su Qin's erotic history.

didn't think about it, his words were flat thunder.

However, it was just this sentence that made the original low state of the whole team disappear in an instant.

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Barcelona.

Camp Nou!

A hearty victory is over.

The Cosmos slaughtered Racing Santander 6-0.

Messi scored a hat-trick at Camp Nou.

And Ibrahimovic also scored his third La Liga goal in the 69th minute.

Not only that, but Pique, who has been around Messi and sang the praises of Messi's greatness, also scored his first league goal of the season with an explosive header from Barcelona's corner kick in the 72nd minute of the game.

At the post-match press conference.

Pep Guardiola was interviewed by reporters with a smile on his face.

Unlike Mourinho, who avoids talking about it.

Pep Guardiola responded generously to reporters.

"It's just a very ordinary Champions League group stage, and it's the first round!"

"Inter Milan is a strong team and Mr. Mourinho is also a great coach!"

"I'm looking forward to playing against Mr Mourinho!"

"Win or lose?"

"Half of each, football games, there is no certain winner or loser!"

"Huh? Sue? ”

"Oh! I've read the newspapers! ”

“amaing！！！”

"Nine goals!"

"I've never heard of anyone else scoring nine goals on their debut for the national team!"

"Although Croatia's opponent is not strong, this is not something that ordinary people can do!"

"Sue has always been a very hard worker!"

"Let's hope he can do well at Camp Nou!"

This is Pep Guardiola.

He has never been one to belittle any opponent.

Moreover, he will never be stingy with the praise of others.

However, in his heart, there is only one person who has always been recognized.

That man's name is Leo Messi!

All the time!

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Inside the underground car park at Camp Nou.

Sitting in the Porsche 911 Turbo S he just bought.

Peake sent out the text message he had edited countless times with a look of anticipation.

1 minute!

2 minutes!

5 minutes!

15 minutes!

.........

Half an hour later, Pique, who hadn't waited for a reply, finally threw a hard punch at his steering wheel like losing his mind.

“fuck！”

“fuck！！！”

"Damn it!"

Once again, there was no reply!

Pique didn't know that this was the first time Shakira had ignored her text messages.

Angry Pique cursed over and over again.

He didn't know who he was scolding.

However, gradually, the figure of a black-haired man sitting on top of him and waving his fist gradually became clear in his mind.

It's the disgusting Su Qin.

Obviously, it was the first time he met Shakira.

Obviously, Shakira has saved each other's phone numbers with herself.

It's all about to begin!

However, in the end, all he could see was that the guy who looked like a waste pulled Shakira out of the nightclub.

That kid except for the long .... What are the advantages?

He didn't even qualify to stay in Barcelona.

Damn it!

Furious, Pique slammed on the gas pedal and rushed out of the parking lot.

Unexpectedly.

There seemed to be reporters waiting for him outside the parking lot.

Roll down the window.

"Steven Gerrard, it's the Champions League group stage soon, do you have anything to tell your ex-team-mate again?"

Forehead....

Qin. Skin strife.

This is gossip that all of Barcelona knows.

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