"Captain, this doesn't seem like a way to a remote galaxy!"

After the ship has crossed several space-time jump points, it begins to slow down.

Poppy looked at Li Kunpeng with some differences.

"Bobby, you really have the potential to be a navigator, and you've discovered it."

Li Kunpeng immediately looked at Bobby excitedly, navigator, that is a rare profession in the universe, a good navigator can earn tens of millions of dollars a year, if you let Bobby go out to work, is he ......

"Captain, are you fools for us? Just now, your wife broadcast the whole ship, and she is about to dock at a remote planet to manage the planet! ”

Li Kunpeng still looked at Bobby with some reluctance: "You really don't consider being a navigator." ”

“……”

"I'm not his wife! (; ｀O´)o”

“……”

After the Inglourious Basterd came to a stop, Li Kunpeng tidied up his spacesuit and re-blocked the hole.

"Okay, no kidding with you, we're not wrong, I'm here to buy Earth!"

"Buy the Earth? Captain, didn't you sell the Earth to Carl the Octopus Man, Sost the Crocodile Man, and the Winged Man ......"

"It's a private sale, it's not legal, and it's not protected by cosmic law!"

“……”

Remote Planet Administration.

In a huge building, a thousand feet at least a thousand feet long? No, the centipede is dozing off.

After hearing someone enter the door.

Immediately looked up.

"Welcome, welcome, are you here to buy a remote planet? Congratulations on catching up with the promotion, all remote planets are now on sale, all 50% off! Limited time offer for one day only"

Poppy and the tentacle monster looked at the big centipede in front of them, touched Li Kunpeng and said, "The last time we came to collect garbage, he seemed to say the same thing. ”

"Garbage collectors? The garbage is in the back of the house, it has been sorted, you can just go and pick it up yourself. ”

When the centipede heard that it was not here to buy the planet, it immediately lost interest and turned its head to continue sleeping.

"Hey, hey, cheer up, I'm here to buy the planet, I'm going to complain about you if you're like this!"

Li Kunpeng sorted out the spacesuit on his body, which was more than 100 years old, and said with his head held high.

"Really? That planet? I'll take a look at the price. ”

"Remote planet, Milky Way, Orion, solar system, the third planet in recent days."

Bobbi and the others looked at Li Kunpeng in shock: "Captain, didn't you say that you don't know where the specific coordinates of your home planet are?" You're ...... on the fair trading floor."

"I just told them the approximate coordinates, and I also said that I would guarantee intelligent life on the planet, and I didn't lie."

“……”

"Found it!"

The centipede was constantly spinning on a giant instrument.

Finally, the star map drew closer, and a blue planet appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

"This planet?"

"Yes, this is it!"

"Well, a garbage planet with a first-level life and a fifth-level resource level? Are you sure? ”

Li Kunpeng nodded: "Yes, but please pay attention to the tone of your voice, this is my home planet, it is a great planet, not the garbage in your mouth!" ”

"Okay, great planet, are you sure? I also have some resource level twenty or even thirty ore stars here, which are more valuable than this planet. ”

"No, I'll buy this one, this is my home planet, I want my home planet to join the family of interstellar civilizations, and avoid being harassed by those shameless slave trapping ships!"

Li Kunpeng said righteously.

"Captain, may I ask you a question?"

"You say."

"How can you say such a thing so brazenly and with such a righteous face?"

“……”

Li Kunpeng rubbed his fists, looked at the thousand-legged centipede and said, "Just now it was just a small episode, let's talk about it, how much." ”

"I'll take a look, oh, the fifth-level resource planet, a billion cosmic coins. 500 million cosmic coins at a 500 million discount. ”

After saying that, he took out a contract for the purchase of the planet.

As for Li Kunpeng's words that this planet was his home planet or something, the 10,000-foot centipede didn't hear it at all.

Everyone who comes to buy the planet will say this, trying to win his sympathy and drive down the price.

But he has long been seen through by the wise, a planet where no civilization was born, can send people here to buy planets? What kind of interstellar joke is this? It's better to see the universe at half past six.

"What are you kidding? You said it, this is a garbage planet with a planet level 1 and a resource level 5, and you actually sell it for 500 million? Why don't you just grab it? What else do you want to give me a planet? ”

Li Kunpeng couldn't take out 500 million at all, but Li Kunpeng knew that he could bargain here.

The 10,000-footed centipede thought carefully about Li Kunpeng's suggestion: "Robbery is a crime, and I think my work is quite good now." ”

"I'm not kidding you, 10 million cosmic coins, I bought this garbage planet and used it to store some cosmic garbage!"

"No way, there has never been a recorded planet that sells for only 10 million!"

“……”

"100 million, I only have 100 million, all my belongings, if you can sell it, I will buy it, if you can't sell it, I will go somewhere else, and the remote planet management center is not only yours! You greedy centipede. ”

"Well, for the sake of you're a poor ghost, swipe your card."

“……”

Five minutes later.

Li Kunpeng left the remote planet administration center with a certificate of purchase, a planet confirmation code, and a planet owner certificate badge issued by the Space Alliance.

"What about robbery, I'll stop a boat, it's less than half an hour, you charge me 10,000 yuan, I see you just change your name to Huibo Planet!"

At this moment, the balance in Li Kunpeng's universe bank card is less than 10,000 yuan.

After the Inglourious Basterds re-set the jump point, it ignored the starport administrator's request for a charge and rushed towards the nearest stargate.

This time, the target is the Milky Way.

Universe, remote galaxies, Milky Way, left arm hanging, Earth.

"Captain, I've spotted a similar target star!"

Explorer 7199 aboard.

The star observer shouted excitedly.

Hearing this, Carl immediately jumped out of the cockpit excitedly.

"Did you find it? God of the Deep Sea bless, no wonder that bastard will sell his home planet, if I was born on such a remote planet, I would not want to go back for the rest of my life, this place is too far away from civilization, and there is not even a cosmic signal! ”

Carl said.

While quickly using his eight claws, he struggled to come to the front of the star map.

"This planet, star N189751 on the left arm of the Milky Way, has nine moons, and one of them, through the probe to transmit data back, the surface of the planet is covered with a large amount of water, and there is also a companion satellite, which fits the description!"

As he spoke, he quickly enlarged the star map.

Hear this.

Carl quickly searched the star map for information about Star N189751.

I quickly found an investigation report from about 100,000 years ago.

"Star N189751 is located on the edge of the universe and has an estimated lifespan of 4.3 billion years."

"Nine planets, including the third planet near the number N189751 star, could give birth to intelligent life."

"Planet Level: Level 1, there is life."

"Resource level: level 5, with a certain amount of gold, core thermal energy and other resources, but the distance is too remote, the mining cost is too high, and it is not recommended to mine."

"The current level of civilization: 0, no intelligent beings have been born."

"It is possible to give birth to intelligent living beings: parrots, which can imitate the voices of living beings, and to a certain extent, intelligent civilizations can be born, and cosmic telecommunications fraudsters may have their place."

"Octopus: Another Marine Civilization Born? There are too many octopus-shaped intelligent beings in the universe, and I feel that octopuses can be seen everywhere in the universe, but I have to say that our octopus is really the most perfect body structure, praise the Creator! ”

……

"Overall evaluation: After a million years, take a look again, maybe there will be surprises."

Carl looked at the introduction to Earth.

After a moment of silence.

Immediately said loudly: "When I go back, I will complain to the explorers of the Space Exploration Team, such a planet with nearly 10 billion cheap labor, they have actually ignored it, and the taxes paid by us interstellar citizens have raised this group of idiots!" ”

"Bastard!"

After Carl finished speaking, he quickly said: "Immediately wormhole jump to the number N189751 planet, wait, no, once the wormhole jumps, it will leave traction, that damn bastard, sold his home planet to a dozen people, I can guarantee, he will definitely sell more, once we make a jump, the energy fluctuations will leak, and our competitors will find out!" They'll rush at the Star Pirates! ”

"How long will it take to get to that planet if I speed up?"

"If you drive at curvature, it will take about half a month! If you jump, it only takes three hours! ”

"Turn on the curvature engine, I don't want to share this planet with anyone else!"

"Roger, Captain!"

Meanwhile.

Inglourious Basterds.

Li Kunpeng sneezed.

"I feel like someone is scolding me!"

The crew next to him looked at Li Kunpeng and said, "Captain, I think you should get rid of your feelings, if I were from your home planet, I would curse you now!" ”