Inglourious Basterds.

"So this time you came to Earth, was it your personal act? Are you doing it privately? ”

Li Kunpeng looked at Rhodes in front of him.

Rhodes turned his head and didn't speak.

But apparently, Li Kunpeng had already asked the answer he wanted.

After Li Kunpeng threw a box of nutrient solution to Rhodes.

Threw Rhodes into a small private room.

Li Kunpeng was worried that this Rhodes was a hot potato.

After all, he is the commander of a fleet of the Far Mountain Empire.

After coming to Earth, contact was lost, and the Far Mountain Empire would definitely send a fleet to reconnoitre.

When the fleet of the Far Mountain Empire arrives on Earth, it really doesn't have a way to do it.

Now it seems that this Rhodes is also interested in acting privately.

In this way, there is more room for your own operation.

"Carl!"

Li Kunpeng smiled and untied Carl's rope.

Then with a smile on his face, he led Carl to the Inglourious Basterd's restaurant.

"Carl, it's a shame that we communicate in this way, and I think we're very good to be friends."

Li Kunpeng handed Carl a nutritious meal.

Carl didn't care about fighting with Li Kunpeng at this time.

Gobble up nutritious meals.

wiped his mouth, looked at Li Kunpeng and said, "Say, what do you bastard want?" ”

"Your three mining stars!"

"Bastard, do you know how much those three mining stars are worth?"

"You invaded the earth, causing huge damage to the earth, eight billion people were intimidated, and there was a serious mental illness, this loss needs you to pay, and secondly, your invasion caused irregular tides in the earth's oceans, causing major losses, and at the same time, there were earthquakes of different degrees in Europa, small days and other areas, causing a total of ......"

Li Kunpeng slowly calculated an account for Carl.

"Li Kunpeng, what does the normal movement of the earth's crust have to do with us, and the earth was sold to me by you, I was the first person to buy the earth, according to the laws of the Universe Federation, the earth should belong to me."

"What I sold you is a coordinate, did I say that I will sell the earth to you?"

"You bastard!"

"Thank you for the compliment, my ex-girlfriends complimented me too, Carl I'll show you something interesting, there is a delicacy on Earth called raw choking octopus."

Li Kunpeng said as he turned on the food program.

"It's all yours, I'll give you all three mining stars, can you let me go now?" Carl shuddered as he watched the steps of handling octopus in the food show.

The earth is so terrible, the noble touch of the deep sea, is actually a delicacy here?

Li Kunpeng looked at the three planet captain's medals handed over by Carl and nodded with satisfaction.

"Three planets, barely enough to compensate for the loss of the earth."

After Carl heard it, more than a dozen tentacles kept waving: "Li Kunpeng, don't be too ......."

Li Kunpeng scolded Carl no matter how he scolded.

Continue rummaging through the recipes.

"Braised octopus is also a good delicacy, and by the way, there is this, sizzling octopus, which tastes good too."

“……”

"This is already all my property, even if you eat me now, I won't be able to pay a penny!"

"You help me do one thing, and the grievances between us will be written off, and I, Li Kunpeng, will do what I say."

Li Kunpeng squinted at Karl.

"No way, I'm just turned into a dish by you, and I won't help you bastard......"

Five minutes later.

Karl, stripped to only a fish tank, agreed to Li Kunpeng's request.

"Because you had a very bad attitude just now, I just wanted you to do something for me, so I could let you go, and now you need to work for me for a year, do you agree?"

The dozen or so tentacles of the tentacle monster gathered tightly together, shaking their heads frantically, signaling that they agreed.

It's terrible, earthlings are terrible.

Li Kunpeng, that bastard just now, really wants to eat himself.

And it has to be eaten in a variety of ways.

"Tell me, what the hell do you bastard want me to do?"

Carl, who was getting dressed again, asked with some surprise.

"Here, put this on first."

A small ring appeared in Li Kunpeng's hand.

Handed it over.

"Bastard, it's only for slaves."

"Don't you wear it? That's when the water is boiling. ”

"I'll wear it!"

Karl gritted his teeth and snapped the ring around his neck.

The moment the ring is locked.

Carl's life and death are out of his hands.

"Tell me, what the hell do you want me to do."

As if playing a trick, Li Kunpeng pulled out a bag of frozen squid legs.

Yesterday at noon, he brought it out of his own home.

It's specially designed to scare Carl.

watched Li Kunpeng take out the squid legs.

Carl's whole body immediately shrank.

Li Kunpeng played a trick again, took out a box of duck necks and handed it over, the big stick had been beaten, and the carrots were going to be given below.

"Eat a little? Let's try it together with you Is this a squid leg, and you are not a creature, it is delicious. ”

Karl shook his head frantically and looked at the duck neck handed over by Li Kunpeng, only then could he not see the terrible squid leg.

Smelling the smell, Carl carefully picked it up and tasted it: "How does this duck neck taste similar to the taste of the dark cooking rat rat and my duck with a strong mouth?" ”

"Really?"

Li Kunpeng cut off the squid leg while tasting the duck neck.

"Really, have cosmic species invaded?"

"And this, I brought it to you, my mother's handiwork, dumplings, and we'll try it together."

As he spoke, he put the dumplings in the pot.

Li Kunpeng had long wanted to eat dumplings, but the group of crew members at noon yesterday, not knowing what grievances they had against the tentacle monsters, ate a table of squid and octopus.

"What the hell do you want me to do? I don't do anything that violates interstellar laws. ”

Carl smelled the fragrance wafting from the pot and said with some hesitation.

"Don't worry, it's a good thing, after the deed is done, your three planets may be earned back."

Li Kunpeng cooked the dumplings and handed them over.

"When you eat dumplings, you must dip them in soy sauce, otherwise you may be locked up on the earth forever."

Carl looked at Li Kunpeng as if he didn't understand: "Are the laws of the earth so strict?" Are there laws for eating food? ”

"Of course, let me tell you, there was once a man who ate dumplings without dipping them in soy sauce...... Almost off topic, get down to business. ”

Li Kunpeng took out an invitation letter and handed it over: "Tomorrow you will participate in a program for me, The Voice of the Earth, you will be a mentor, and see if there is anyone on the earth who sings well and can go to the universe to develop." ”

Carl held the invitation in his hand suspiciously.

"That's it?"

"One more thing, when I fill your Explorer with people, you will drive the Explorer back and sell all the people inside and come back. By the way, I preach for me, Li Kunpeng is an honest person, he didn't lie, there are people everywhere on the earth, you regret not bringing more warships to the earth to arrest people, if anyone is willing to follow you to the earth to arrest people, you each charge a sum of money, send someone back in advance to inform me of the size of the fleet, by the way, don't bring them to the earth, get here. ”

Li Kunpeng took out a coordinate.

The coordinates of a planet not far from Earth.

It's just that there are space meteorites everywhere, which are perfect for ambushes.

"You want to trick more people into coming? With the god of the deep sea on top, how could there be such a sinister person. ”

Li Kunpeng coughed lightly and said: "How can it be called a lie, what you say is the truth, there are indeed people everywhere on the earth, and the people who are deceived will share one percent of the spoils." You can tell them that the road is long, and ask them to prepare more energy blocks and buy more supplies......"

“……”

"Oh yes, there is another important thing, remember to pretend to be drunk, scold Rhodes, just say that this bastard robbed you, including the Beautiful Planet, Tianhe, these slave capture ships were all ransacked by him, you were lucky to escape, Rhodes caught more than a dozen ships of the earthlings and ran away."

Carl instantly understood Li Kunpeng's intentions, lowered his head and stopped talking, he was caught by this bastard, he was really not wronged, who taught this guy to be so insidious?

Or is this how all earthlings look?

Earthlings are terrible......

"I see." Eventually, Carl looked at the squid leg and agreed with Li Kunpeng.

“……”

"That squid leg really isn't the leg of our deep-sea touch?"

"It's really not, I don't believe you taste it......"

"I don't eat, don't ......"