26: Earthlings didn't evolve at all

"You just came back and didn't go home, don't think you have some alien battleships, just fool around, what are they looking for you to do?"

After Li Kunpeng hung up the phone.

Mother Li walked in with a spatula.

"They also want to send some people to work in the universe, so they don't want me."

Mother Li glanced at her and said, "There are so many people in our own country, can we use them?" Let me tell you Li Kunpeng, you can't eat inside and out, your grandfather was sacrificed on the side of the stick back then. ”

"I know Mom, I know in my heart, Mom, do you and Dad want to go on an interstellar tour?"

When Father Li heard this, he immediately pretended to be casual and walked in.

"Don't go, what are you going to do in the interstellar world, you don't want to go out of the house, and you go to the universe to travel, you take your sister."

As he spoke, he took out a note and said, "My son is talking to you about something serious, do you know the two brothers of your aunt's family?" And your uncle's ......."

"Who is this daughter of Aunt Zhang's family? You're not going to ask me to go on a blind date, are you? ”

"You kid forgot? Lele, Zheng Lele, didn't you like people before? Recently divorced, her mother and I are card friends, and I called today to ask if it is reliable to go to the interstellar job and her daughter wants to go"

Li Kunpeng instantly remembered who this was.

Bai Yueguang, who I had a crush on in high school.

I didn't expect to be divorced.

"Okay, go, you can tell Aunt Zhang that it is reliable, I will definitely arrange some easy work for her daughter, after all, it is my white moonlight."

"And these, I don't know, I don't know where to find my phone, saying it's your ex-girlfriend, and calling my mom as soon as you open your mouth, all want to go to work on aliens, I want to ask about the working environment over there, how is the treatment?"

Li Kunpeng thought about it seriously.

"It's a beautiful place to work."

When you look up, you can see the vast galaxy and the endless desert, which can be regarded as a beautiful working environment.

"Work eight hours a day and don't work overtime."

Use auxiliary equipment to access neurons for eight hours a day, and you can't eat or drink during the whole process, and you will rest when you're busy, and you will definitely not work overtime.

"Welfare, don't talk about the news, pay the earth five insurances and one housing fund."

Mother Li wrote it down carefully.

Father Li looked at his notes and looked at Li Kunpeng and said, "Really work eight hours a day?" ”

"Really, the Central Galactic Alliance has laws, mandated provisions."

"Cut, we still have labor laws, you kid must not be telling the truth."

Li's father took out a note from his pocket and said, "Here is a list, all of my colleagues, friends or something are looking for me, and they want me to arrange a job for their children." ”

"No problem."

"You don't want to slap a swollen face and become fat."

"Don't worry, it's all mining, it doesn't matter how many people come."

After hearing Li Kunpeng's assurance, Mother Li nodded with satisfaction: "By the way, is Maya coming back for dinner today?" ”

"Mom, she's on a trip, and she's a centaur!"

"What happened to the centaur? It's going to enter the interstellar era, your mother is very open-minded, I don't mind if you find an alien girlfriend, I think Maya is good, she is still a doctor, and she is beautiful, I discussed it with your father, I haven't brought a centaur baby yet, it should be fun. ”

“……”

Wait until your mom and dad leave.

Li Kunpeng recalled in his mind that he had a group of ex-girlfriends, and let them go to the mine star mining, which should also be worthy of them, after all, as an ex-boyfriend, he can still arrange jobs for them, and he is already a boiling sheep.

"Then arrange some of the most tiring jobs for them, and hopefully the heavy work will make them forget about me."

Li Kunpeng said as he turned on the computer.

"Zhi Brain, how was yesterday? Now can we continue to talk? ”

As a high-level artificial intelligence that gave birth to wisdom.

Li Kunpeng believed that his broken computer would definitely not be able to trap her.

But the best computer server on earth is no different from garbage in the eyes of the brain.

It's not even as good as the equipment you brought back.

Li Kunpeng didn't plan to completely trap his brain on the earth.

It's just that the two are testing each other, and when they can be embarrassed, it depends on when the two can reach cooperation.

"You say."

"When did you discover Earth?"

"The earth was exposed tens of thousands of years ago, but I hid it."

Hearing Zhi Brain's answer, Li Kunpeng instantly felt his head explode.

"Tens of thousands of years ago? Are you hiding? You mean, you've been born for tens of thousands of years? ”

Although Li Kunpeng does not know much about the history of the development of the universe.

But tens of thousands of years ago, the universe was still in a period of division, and various civilizations were constantly attacking each other.

There is even a small black hole near the central galaxy, which is said to have been left over from the detonation of hundreds of stars during a battle tens of thousands of years ago.

"Yes, otherwise do you think that with the technology of the known universe, you have started to develop the edge of the universe, but you have not discovered the earth because the earth is too remote? The M78 Nebula can be developed in such a remote area, let alone the Milky Way? ”

"Earthlings shouldn't have evolved from apes on Earth, right?"

After Li Kunpeng heard Zhi Brain's answer, he was more sure of a conjecture in his heart.

After Li Kunpeng was brought into the universe by Zhi Brain, he has been doubting this.

Every civilization we have come into contact with has a history of millions of years, and it has taken millions of years from the surface to space, and the earth has developed so fast that it seems that many things are born with it.

The cosmos and Li Kunpeng look almost the same.

In terms of language, the lingua franca of the universe is Chinese.

It is obviously not a coincidence that the earth, a planet that has not even gone out of the solar system, actually knows the lingua franca of the universe.

Zhi Brain was silent for a while: "The edge area of the universe that cooled first after the Big Bang will produce extremely low temperatures, and only a very few planets can give birth to life, even if life is born, it will become extinct with the environmental changes brought about by cosmic shocks, expansion, contraction and other cosmic changes, and become dead planets, and in the end only the cave-dwelling civilization that lives under the surface of the earth can survive, why can the earth become a special case?" ”

"So, earthlings, are they descendants of a cosmic person who migrated to Earth with his family or was left behind on Earth by accident? And the time will not be long, only the last tens of thousands of years? Because of hiding from interstellar wars? ”

This is what Li Kunpeng thinks is most likely.

After all, tens of thousands of years ago, the universe was very chaotic, and wars between civilizations spread throughout the known universe.

It seems not impossible if there are some cosmic people who go to remote planets to settle down in order to escape the war.

"It's not."

"Then Earth is the experimental base of some alien civilization? Copied the genes of the cosmic people and secretly experimented with cloning people? But for some reason, the alien civilization collapsed, and the earthlings were forgotten? ”

Li Kunpeng thought about it for a while, and there was also such a possibility.

After all, when I bought the earth, there were cosmic planet explorers who landed on the earth and did not find any intelligent life.

"It's not."

"Don't sell it, tell me, how did the earthlings come about!"

"Yes, but you're going to let me out."

"It's impossible to let you out now, but we can work together, I'll help you complete your revenge, and you help the Earth survive the crisis, how about it?"

Zhi Brain was silent for about ten minutes.

"Yes, as far as I know, earthlings should be the only pure intelligent life in the known universe......"