59: What did that idiot do on Earth?
Purple Sweet Potato looked at the battleship in front of him.
One of them he knew, and even said most of the creatures in the universe knew about this battleship, although it was a little different from what most people remembered.
HMS Queen.
The first singer in the universe, the car of Princess Yanan, the eldest princess of the Elven Empire.
It's just that now the battleship looks a little broken.
The battleship had several large holes in its belly.
The surface is also pitted.
The wings of the battleship with the main guns hanging on the flanks were also damaged.
It looks like you've just gone through a bloody battle.
And the same was true of the several battleships that followed behind him.
Among them, the Inglourious Basterds is impressively listed.
It's just that the ass of the Inglourious Basterds is gone, and the whole ship is only more than half, barely able to fly, but even so, the main gun still glows with a pale yellow light, telling others that it has an antimatter cannon.
The purple sweet potato head is a little confused about the current situation.
It seems likely that Princess Yanan's fleet was ambushed by Li Kunpeng.
After a bloody battle, Li Kunpeng was captured by Princess Yanan.
Come to think of it.
The purple sweet potato head couldn't help but feel a little heartache.
Li Kunpeng, that bastard.
That's Princess Yanan.
That's the first singer in the universe.
The first goddess of the universe.
How the hell did this bastard get his hands on it?
Request a communication request from the Princess now.
"Mr. Bellman, it's the Queen, it looks like Princess Yanan is in some trouble, if we can help, maybe we can get Princess Yanan's favor."
After Bellman next to him heard the words of the purple sweet potato.
He immediately nodded in approval.
I saw this Bellman, who was very bloated.
A long dull hair appeared on the bare head, about thirty centimeters long.
At the end of this dull hair, there is a small flower tied to it.
Pressing this dull hair, it slowly drooped.
The little eyes on the face, showing a look of surprise.
He took out a comb and was carefully sorting out the only dull hair on his head.
"Am I so handsome? Wouldn't it be a little abrupt to see Princess Yanan like this? ”
"Your Highness Bellman, you are the ...... of the universe"
One of the attendants beside him had not finished speaking.
was punched directly in the head by Bellman.
"Bastard, how many times have you said that in the universe, you want to call me Mr. Bellman, not Your Highness."
"Yes, Your Highness."
“……”
At the same time, on board the Queen.
Li Kunpeng looked at the battleship in front of him, which was similar to the Queen, a battleship with a battleship hull but no battleship weapons.
But even so, if he starts a war with Li Kunpeng now, it will be more troublesome for Li Kunpeng to defeat or capture this battleship.
After all, all the warships under his command are wounded now.
And there was no time to replenish energy.
"Prince Bellman?"
Li Kunpeng thought about it for a while, the name of this battleship is very familiar.
Princess Yanan touched her head and said, "It's that idiot's battleship, how could that idiot come to Earth?" Did you cheat him out of money? ”
"The idiot?"
Li Kunpeng thought for a moment.
Immediately understood who it was.
There aren't many people in the universe who can be affectionately called that idiot, or that fool.
There is only one.
The seventy-sixth son of the old king of the Central Empire, His Royal Highness Prince Bellman.
A person who is recognized as the best liar in the universe.
When you see him, just take out something he's never seen before.
He will give you a great reward.
So many people will carefully prepare some messy things to present to this prince.
Even if it's a tentacle monster, as long as it's applied with a layer of paint.
Tell the Prince that it's a mutant tentacle monster and you'll get a reward.
That's why everyone affectionately calls him that idiot.
Of course, everyone is still willing to call him face-to-face, His Royal Highness Prince Bellman.
And very welcoming.
Li Kunpeng was once in a chance encounter.
The mobile phone that brought himself from the earth to the universe was dedicated to His Royal Highness the Prince.
And let him experience it, after the pit dad series of mini-games.
This guy once rewarded Li Kunpeng with a sum of money.
"It can't be considered a lie, what I gave him, he really hasn't seen it."
Li Kunpeng touched his chin and said in a low voice.
"It doesn't matter, I used to trick him with things when I was a kid!"
After Princess Yanan finished speaking, she answered the communication request.
Immediately afterwards, on the screen, both sides were stunned at the same time.
Li Kunpeng saw his old acquaintance.
Purple sweet potato head.
The purple sweet potato head saw Li Kunpeng.
The two of them just looked at each other.
Immediately afterwards, the purple potato head rubbed his eyes with his hands.
I can't believe that Li Kunpeng is actually with Princess Yanan.
Li Kunpeng looked at the purple sweet potato head curiously.
This thing really escaped, and he didn't give up, and he actually brought Prince Bellman to Earth.
"Bastard! Mr. Bellman, it's this bastard who stole your baby! ”
The purple potato head immediately pointed at Li Kunpeng and complained to Bellman beside him.
Li Kunpeng coughed and said, "Your Highness Bellman, Li Kunpeng greets you, how did you play with the rice mobile phone that was provided to you last time?" ”
Hear Li Kunpeng's words.
Bellman's eyes lit up.
"It's you, I remember you, finally let me find you!"
Look at Bellman's expression.
The purple sweet potato's eyes lit up.
Immediately said: "Your Royal Highness, this is a liar, he sold his home planet to the whole universe, he is a traitor, and he is also an interstellar pirate, robbed me, what you asked for was snatched by him, I think we should arrest him immediately now and send him back to the central planet for trial!" ”
Hear the words of the purple sweet potato head.
Bellman was stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Kunpeng and said, "What the purple potato head said is true?" ”
Li Kunpeng immediately said: "Your Royal Highness, don't believe the one-sided words of this purple potato head in front of you, obviously he wanted to rob me, but he was defeated by me, and I was very merciful not to turn him into a slave, I have evidence." ”
Li Kunpeng said as he rummaged through a video.
Soon, a small screen appeared in the middle of the communication between the two sides.
At the beginning, the scene where the purple sweet potato head aimed at Li Kunpeng with a weapon and opened fire.
Later, the purple potato head surrendered, and Li Kunpeng dismantled his spaceship cleanly.
Only a few iron sheets remained.
"Your Royal Highness, you see, it was the purple potato head who made the first move, and he still wants to deceive you now, he is a liar."
Cold sweat flowed from the purple sweet potato's head.
Bellman is stupid, but he can't stand being deceived by others.
If you want to get a reward from him, you have to make sure that what you send will not be recognized.
Otherwise, what awaits you may be worse than death, after all, Bellman is also very interested in the torture methods that have not been used.
"Come on, drag this liar down, and dare to deceive this king! Throw him into the universe......"
When Li Kunpeng heard this, he immediately stopped: "Mr. Bellman, I think it's too cheap to throw him into the universe, why don't you hand him over to me?" ”
"There's no problem, by the way, I almost forgot something important, the phone you played with me last time, is there a new one, that phone is broken, it's too backward, I can't find accessories all over the universe, I found someone to make a new one, but there is no same game, I still want to play Mario, the most cheating in history!"
"Absolutely!"
At this time, Prince Bellman reacted, and it was Princess Yanan standing next to Li Kunpeng.
He immediately bowed deeply and said, "Hello Princess Yanan, greet Her Majesty the Venerable Elven Queen on my behalf." ”
Princess Yanan also nodded with a serious face at this time: "Hello, His Royal Highness Prince Bellman." ”
Soon, Bellman followed Li Kunpeng to the outer reaches of the earth.
Look at the periphery of the earth littered with battleship wreckage.
I couldn't help but widen my mouth.
Then he said with some excitement: "Is there just a war here?" ”
"Yes, just now the Earth suffered an invasion from the Far Mountain Empire, although it defeated the Third Fleet of the Far Mountain Empire, but the Earth Guardian suffered heavy losses!"
Hear this.
Bellman immediately said: "Li Kunpeng, as long as you find me a fun game, the defense of the earth will be handed over to me." ”
Li Kunpeng is waiting for this sentence.
Immediately, he said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, on behalf of the eight billion compatriots on the earth, I thank you. ”
"Eight billion?"
Bellman pointed to the small blue wrecking ball below: "Eight billion people live on this planet?" ”
"Yes, and the land area of this planet is less than 30 percent, and eight billion people are crammed into these lands."
Look at the dense crowd.
Bellman's mouth opened wide.
Apparently it was a scene he had never seen before.
"Mr. Bellman, there are many interesting things on the earth, which you have not experienced, do you want to go to the earth to have a good experience?"
Hear this.
Bellman immediately nodded vigorously.
Wait until Bellman lands on Earth with the people.
Princess Yanan came over at this time.
"It's strange, this idiot, I couldn't walk when I saw me before, why is he staring at you now? Wouldn't it be of interest to you, would it? ”
Li Kunpeng glanced at Princess Yanan: "Women are just the lowest level of fun for men, and for real men, fishing, games, anime, battleships, horseshoe ......"
Li Kunpeng's voice became smaller and smaller.
Because I feel my ears getting tighter and tighter.
"You want to keep Bellman on Earth?"
"Of course, if Prince Bellman is having fun on Earth, do you think the demolition team dares to demolish Earth? Will the Empire still dare to attack Earth? ”
Hearing Li Kunpeng's words, Princess Yanan immediately understood what kind of medicine was sold in Li Kunpeng's gourd.
"Are you sure Bellman was able to stay on Earth that long? I've heard that this guy gets tired of one thing very quickly. ”
After Li Kunpeng heard it.
Immediately laughed: "Of course I know this, but as a high prince, there are many things he hasn't experienced!" ”
"For example?"
"For example, being a cook, a soldier, a farmer, delivering takeaways, running Didi, cutting legends, watching anime, and holding concerts...... Three hundred and sixty lines, even if you drag me, you will drag him to the earth. ”
After Li Kunpeng finished speaking
Earth.
Cangwu Green Park.
Now Cangwu Green Park has begun to expand outward.
This became the designated landing place for the Li Kunpeng battleship.
There are often different warships docked here.
Then you can visit for a fee.
The one responsible for the charge is still the tentacle monster.
It's just that it wasn't a full-fledged battleship that landed today.
Instead, it was blown into two vertical and horizontal horns.
Under the tow of several battleships.
This star-battleship.
was left in the green park.
Poppy is holding a large hammer.
Staring at the broken battleship in front of you.
I'm thinking about a way to fix it.
The tentacle monster is thinking about how to use this dilapidated battleship to attract more people to visit.
"There was a war just now?"
When the lieutenant general came to Li Kunpeng's side, there was still some sweat on his face.
The battle in outer space just now.
They look in the eye.
"Well, the revenge of the Empire, the fleet I defeated and captured before was a detachment of the Far Mountain Empire, the small one came to the old one, and the third fleet of the Far Mountain Empire came, but it has been defeated by me."
A small empire.
But even a small empire is not something Earth can provoke.
"Then there will be more fleets from the Far Mountain Empire?"
Li Kunpeng nodded: "Don't worry, I already have a way to deal with it, this time I came, just for this matter, an important guest came to the earth, and now it should be in the magic capital." ”
"That fat alien and his butler?"
When Bellman landed, Huaxia had already noticed.
After all, there was a lot of movement.
And the Bellman landing ship is not the same as others.
The shape is a little peculiar, and other people's landing ships are very small, pursuing speed and convenience.
Bellman's landing ship is a king-shaped landing ship.
I'm afraid that others won't know that he is a prince.
"Yes, that chubby alien's identity is not simple, he is the prince of the Central Empire in the Central Galactic Alliance."
After Li Kunpeng finished speaking, he looked at the chief with a smile.
"The Central Empire?"
"Yes, it is one of the most powerful empires in the known universe at present, and it is also the most prosperous empire in the known universe, this Prince Bellman is the son of the previous king."
The chief's heart was already growling.
This is unusual, this is very unusual.
In ancient times, isn't it equivalent to the prince of the Tang Dynasty running around the plug?
If something happens in that place, that place will probably be cleaned up a hundred times.
If something happens to this prince on Earth.
It is estimated that there is not even a single dust left on the earth.
"Do you want to send someone to protect you?"
"No, the old man next to him who looks like he is about to die of old age is very powerful, once the strongest space marine, he doesn't have to worry about his safety, as long as this prince stays on Earth, then the Earth doesn't have to worry about being invaded in the future, but ......"
Li Kunpeng deliberately sold a pass.
The chief immediately understood and took out a bag of tea leaves that had been prepared long ago: "The one that has just been picked from the mother tree, the ball leader will taste it first." ”
"But this guy can easily lose his novelty about a place or an object, but he likes to try things he hasn't done, work he hasn't done, things he hasn't eaten, things he hasn't played......"
The chief immediately understood what Li Kunpeng meant.
"Understood, I'll send someone to arrange it, to ensure that there are three hundred and sixty lines, each line for him to experience once, Chinese food, let him experience each one, all kinds of Chinese scenery, games, movies and TV series, let him come again."
"Smart, this tea is good, come up with more."
After Li Kunpeng finished speaking, he walked towards the tattered Zongheng with his hands behind his back.
Prepare to study with Poppy how to repair this battleship.