75: Why are cosmic people so stupid?

As Princess Yanan's concert is getting closer.

The number of aliens on Earth is also starting to get more and more numerous.

In the starports of the earth, the number of warships docked has also begun to increase.

"Cry, cry again and throw you to aliens!"

Now parents on Earth scare their children, and there are more aliens.

But at the same time, the earthlings were also scared from the beginning.

Gradually, it became a habit.

And the major toy factories on the earth have also begun to take action.

The previously most popular Ultraman card is now an alien card as well.

"I took out the Deep Sea Touch, I don't know how Your Excellency should respond?"

A child takes out a card with a tentacle monster and slaps it on the ground.

After seeing this scene.

All the children around them exclaimed.

Tentacles of the Deep.

It's an SSR-level card.

It is said that only one out of 100,000 can be produced.

Many people looked nervously at the other child.

This duel is related to the super SSR flash limited card, the ownership of Princess Yanan.

"Then I'll get out, barbecue!"

Another child took out an ordinary card and lay on the ground.

"Damn, you actually sneak attack!"

This is just a microcosm of the current situation on Earth.

According to the statistics of the Star Port.

Earth has now been visited by 230,000 aliens.

Although compared to the number of people on Earth.

There aren't many of these aliens.

But it can't stop these aliens from wandering around the earth.

With the help of advanced means of transport, landing craft.

In the morning, you may be in the Arctic to play with polar bears, and in the afternoon, you may go to the Antarctic to play with penguins.

Therefore, aliens can often be seen in the streets and alleys of various countries.

However, the easiest place to see aliens.

Or belongs to the African continent.

Because this is where they landed.

More than 200,000 aliens landed on the African continent and couldn't make any waves.

But it can't stand the concentration of aliens.

Food Street area.

It's buzzing right now.

Aliens from all over the universe are concentrated in this area, tasting the delicacies of the earth.

Dishes that have been selected through the food program before.

This time it worked out very well.

The longest queues are always for octopus and sizzling squid.

There were also people in front of these teams who were frantically holding signs.

"Protest, protest, ban on eating octopus!"

"Eating octopus and squid is forbidden by the Universal Pact."

A group of tentacle monsters, holding signs, kept shouting.

From time to time, there are also some corstellar reporters.

Photographs will be taken of the protesters.

Because the earth is already connected to the cosmic network.

You can take pictures of what you see and hear in the universe.

And Curt has become the leader of the protesters.

In addition to shooting videos live by yourself.

It is to prevent the deep-sea touch from coming to Earth to protest against the octopus.

The momentum is very good.

They can often be seen.

Even at the behest of Li Kunpeng.

Some earthlings also joined in the protest.

One of the first to be involved in these things was people from France.

"Is it really okay for these cosmic people to protest?"

When the lieutenant general came to Africa to inspect the work.

I couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"Of course don't care, they can just protest, don't worry, the earth has enough force to protect itself."

Li Kunpeng said confidently.

Although the battleship has not yet been repaired.

But the newly purchased battleship has already arrived on Earth.

Big-eyed guy, after the coordinates of the earth were exposed.

I ran away as soon as possible.

directly with the money given by Li Kunpeng.

An arms dealer was found.

Two battleships were purchased, as well as five starcruisers.

Immediately after that, he used all the remaining money to buy some power stones.

Once you've got all these things ready.

drove the spaceship directly back to Earth.

Then I honestly found a class on Earth.

I'm not hanging out either.

Anyway, Big Eye's original dream was to be a teacher who taught and educated people.

Now it has been realized.

Most schools on Earth have now started new teaching programs.

Department of Cosmic General Studies.

The purpose is to give these students a common sense of the universe.

Convenient to go out of the planet later.

"It's not good after all, isn't it?"

The lieutenant general smoked a cosmic cigarette and frowned.

Not as good as the earth's pumping.

Maybe it's because of the taste.

"What's so bad?"

Li Kunpeng excitedly greeted the aliens who got off the spaceship in the distance.

These people are their own little money.

It's not the sixties and seventies, you can't beat customers for no reason.

Now the customers are God.

"Reputation, you're the ball captain, but you also need to pay attention to the reputation of the earth, right?"

Now the Earth is preparing for the things of the Earth Federation.

Li Kunpeng is the head of the earth.

Nominally, the earth belongs to Li Kunpeng.

But Li Kunpeng has little interest in ruling billions of people.

In terms of the hearts and minds of various countries on the earth, billions of people can play with the eyes of trillions of people.

You are only responsible for making money.

The earth only needs to make money for itself.

It only takes after the Earth Federation is formed.

Give yourself a rent on time every year.

Immediately after that, the earthlings went out to develop, and the spaceship they took was their own, the starport was their own, and the interstellar products they purchased also had their own foot.

Isn't it better to make this money lying down than to go out of your way to rule the earth?

I also have to meet every day, deal with all kinds of resistance, and so on.

At that time, ninety-nine-six will really become a blessing.

Li Kunpeng threw the cigarette butt on the ground and snuffed it out: "Don't worry, a good reputation and a bad reputation are all reputations, and you are afraid of these when you are well-known?" And fame is still promoted? Isn't this familiar to you? ”

The lieutenant general was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said in a low voice: "Are you going to play a war of public opinion?" ”

"Of course, don't worry about being discovered, all the civilizations in the universe that have entered the alliance have developed for hundreds of thousands or even millions of years, and they have forgotten many things when they walked out of the home planet hundreds of thousands of years ago, and these methods we have come up with now may have been used by them hundreds of thousands of years ago, but now ......"

Li Kunpeng smiled.

The cloned man magpie's nest dove occupies the natural civilization.

In order to destroy the evidence that they are cloned human beings.

But much of the history of the universe has been destroyed.

So Li Kunpeng can mix very well in the universe.

A little bit of the little tricks that are common on earth.

can deceive many people in the known universe.

For example, tentacle monsters' plan to destroy octopuses.

For example, Big Eye's illegal fundraising plan.

Take Karl's slave ship, for example.

When these schemes are placed on Earth, most people will look at them like fools.

It's 2023, and you still use this kind of deception to deceive people?

But the universe is different.

Except for the scourge of Li Kunpeng, this has not happened for a long time.