In the city center, outside the train station, a black Mercedes-Benz GLE hotel car crosses the bustling roadside, like a huge reef parting the tide of people.

“…… Apologize? I don't need them to come to the door to apologize, why do I need the police to apologize? Hehe, I forgot, it's the police who are looking for trouble this time. This group of corrupt bureaucrats will engage in such superficial articles after the fact! When you participate in the Shwedagon Pagoda project, the official cultural department promises our daily safety! ”

The blonde aunt sat in the wide boss's chair in the back of the SUV, her legs crossed and stacked on top of each other, muttering into the phone.

Her brows were twisted, her sunglasses were pushed to her head, and the whole person exuded a fierce momentum, even the double-layer laminated doors of the luxury SUV couldn't stop her cannon-like complaints, that majestic appearance, just like a female general preparing to go to battle, and like-

A thousand noisy ducks.

"So, it's a diplomatic incident!"

After more than ten minutes of foaming and spitting, the blonde aunt made a judgment in an unquestionable tone.

"My wife is right!"

Uncle Sakai, whose eardrums were bombarded by ducks quacking, seized the opportunity and immediately nodded his head in agreement like a chicken pecking rice.

"Well, it's a diplomatic incident."

Seriously.

The police officer at the train station who wanted to detain Katsuko Sakai for a small fortune this morning obviously went out without looking at the yellow calendar and kicked the iron plate.

Even if Chen Shenglin didn't make a move, as long as there was enough time for the incident to ferment.

Master Sakai's baby daughter is not at all a little policeman in Southeast Asia who can blackmail if he wants to.

When Gu Weijing and Katsuko Sakai were still on the boat in the middle of the lake in the botanical garden, you and I were nong.

Mrs. Cruz, who received a report from the bodyguard, was furious, and made a phone call, carrying her husband, who was alone in Osaka, to ask him to make sure that this kind of thing would not happen again.

Uncle Sakai, who was trained by his wife, hung up the phone.

In the first place, the Japanese Foreign Ministry officials who invited them to participate in the international program roared, and the embassy also privately conveyed an informal protest to Yangon, reminding them to ensure the safety of their citizens there.

Artist Kazunari Sakai is also a big cultural celebrity in Asia.

His daughter was blackmailed, this matter is big or small, and it is still quite valued by all parties, and such a complex series of processes was completed in half a day.

No matter how you deal with it privately, the attitude of the Yangon Tourism Board is still very good.

Although the official statement said that it was just a misunderstanding caused by a routine inspection, it would still send someone to apologize to Katsuko Sakai.

Uncle Sakai saw that nothing happened to his daughter anyway, and he thought that this reply was okay, so he called his wife to report the situation.

Unexpectedly, what was split on the head and covered the face was a burst of scolding.

"This time it's Katsuko who didn't have any accidents, it's not that I'm hypocritical, if something happens to the girl, won't it be too late if you're in a hurry......"

"Well, well, that's right, it makes sense. My wife was right to criticize. ”

A thousand kilometers away.

Uncle Sakai was lying leisurely on the lazy sofa in the studio, watching the replay of the baseball broadcast of the Koshien dark horse Okei Yoshijuku vs. Maioka Junior High School on the TV that attracted the attention of the Japanese people this year, with two large boxes of fried onion rings on his lap, and casually echoed.

He is very well-behaved, basically all the little things in the family, and he never talks back to his wife.

Such a good lady is hard to find with a lantern, and she won't lose a few catties of meat after being scolded twice.

Like a fat goat of 120 kilograms with a docile personality.

My wife and daughter are not at home, and my son is left to boarding school, so I can be as happy as I want.

Even if you lie flat on the sofa and eat junk food that will fall off, watch high school baseball with sleepy eyes, and feel the long-lost blood and beauty in the camera, no one cares.

From time to time, you can also stroll around and eat a small barbecue with a lot of calories.

What is the happiness of a middle-aged man?

This kind of life that does not require self-discipline and is lazy and seems to grow hair is the unique pleasure of middle-aged men.

In the past two months, Uncle Sakai has wanted to bleat.

"However, now that the matter has been resolved, it is not easy for the tourism bureau to let them apologize. Anyway, I'll only stay for one semester at most, otherwise you're really worried, let's hire two more bodyguards for Katsuko or something? ”

Uncle Sakai eats with a wide heart and a fat body, and has been living a very happy life lately, with a good attitude.

The uncle is very Buddhist, and the uncle is not angry.

He has also been to underdeveloped areas like Kenya Art Park in Africa, where a country will encounter one kind or another in the process of gradual development.

Katsuko didn't have a hair missing, and he didn't bother to quarrel with the bureaucrats of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs again.

This kind of trivial matter, the embassy is willing to protest unofficially, which is already very face-saving and rises to a higher level.

Neither necessary nor meaningful.

Strictly speaking, he and Katsuko took the visa to go through the national channel, and the [Monument Restoration Master Project] they went to has ended.

Now his daughter is still in Myanmar and has not returned, which is a personal act.

Even if the petty officials who were looking for the Japanese side to connect continue to roar, the other party would have nothing more to do than bow and say a few words of "Smimasai."

Kazunari Sakai has been in a good mood lately, so he let the poor guy go.

"Don't use this tone to perfunctory me, you don't care about our daughter at all......"

The truth is this.

Mrs. Sakai, however, was not satisfied with her husband's not at all stiff manner, and she complained a few more times, which caused a series of uh-huh-ahhhh

The blonde aunt raised her wrist and glanced at the time.

"Ichisei? It's already dark here, calculate the time, and now you're there at half past six? ”

"Well, 6:37, what's up."

Uncle Sakai threw another onion ring into his mouth, looked at the wall clock on the wall, and said casually.

"What are you doing?"

"If you watch the TV broadcast, you may not know in Myanmar that Okei Juku at Okama is expected to reach the Koshien finals again this year after 103 years, and now it is all about sports......

"I know, I saw the alumni support group in the parent group, I mean, it's not dinner time, right? What are you chewing in your mouth when you speak? Onion rings? ”

The blonde aunt has exerted her ability to hear and distinguish shapes, and it is also a good skill to change her ear power to practice hidden weapons.

"Uh, uh, oh...... It is fruit and vegetable fiber biscuits, yes, fiber biscuits, weight loss experts say, fat people should eat small and frequent meals to control the overall calorie intake. Coarse grains taste pretty good. ”

Syllable.

The onion ring in his hand fell back into the box, and he swallowed dryly.

Uncle Sakai's only drawback is that he can't keep his mouth shut, and he has been fighting wits and courage with his wife over the years, and his level of making up lies has also been trained.

Although I told my wife that I wanted to lose weight.

But it's okay to get by, everyone has reached this age, so why bother with yourself?

Anyway, my wife and daughter will not come back for many months, so let's talk about weight control later.

Only when you are full can you have enough strength to lose weight.

It's a big deal to spread the fat all over the body, sell cute and pretend to be pitiful, my wife is such a gentle and lovely woman, and it will be over after two days of training.

"Well, dear, back to what happened. I think what you said is very right, this matter can't be counted like this, you have to teach them a lesson, look at your husband and me, and scold them on the Internet. ”

Uncle Sakai immediately shifted the dangerous topic.

Excuse me.

Count you out of luck.

"Huh." The blonde aunt let out an inexplicable sneer into the phone receiver, and Uncle Sakai's whole body trembled with laughter.

"Forget it, Katsuko and I still have to stay here for a short time, so don't offend people too much."

The blonde aunt looked at the boy and girl who came out of the train station hand in hand, and her mouth snorted coldly, but her tone softened.

"Okay, well, I know that you are the most empathetic dear."

Uncle Sakai didn't hesitate to choose to lick it with a sycophant.

"That'...... Over there in Yangon, do you still let them come to the door to apologize? ”

"You don't have to ask. Of course yes, I don't want to let them in because it's to express my anger, it's a matter of their attitude whether they come or not. If they don't come to the door to apologize, how can I slam the door in their faces and drive these people away? ”

On these issues, Mrs. Sakai is still as domineering as ever.

"Katsuko came out of the train station, I'm going to pick her up now. Love you, this thing is so so. But ......"

She stopped Uncle Sakai, who felt relieved that she had escaped his wife's inspection.

"Ishei, do you remember 'Sexy Candy'?" She said playfully.

"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! ”

Uncle Sakai was stunned, blinked his eyes, and immediately sat up from the lazy sofa with a big belly.

The so-called sexy candy.

It is the theme keyword of a sexy lingerie catwalk with very high ratings at Victoria's Secret, which has set a broadcast record for CBS.

Last year, when the maid was tidying up the room, he swept out a lot of large-scale magazines under Tsunamasa Sakai's bookcase.

Neither husband nor wife is a rigid person.

Mrs. Sakai just sighed, and said that Tsunamasa had grown up, so she asked the maid to hide the magazines back under the shelves, and that she would tell Tsunamasa Sakai before cleaning the room.

Professor Kazunari Sakai flipped through the magazine with great interest, and suggestively told his wife that his son's taste was still meritorious.

That magazine was about the "Sexy Delicious" collection.

My wife kept saying noncommittal, which made Uncle Sakai secretly disappointed, thinking that she didn't understand.

"Do you like it?" Blonde aunty with seduction.

"I like it, I like it."

Uncle Sakai licked his lips wildly, stretched and inhaled, and his big belly bounced like a leather ball, and he even threw his beloved onion ring aside.

Tsunamasa is a species of the Sakai family.

The taste of the men of the Sakai family has been passed down in one line.

"Well, I bought a whole set of Sexy Delicious in my shopping cart, and I'll let my Byron taste it when I go back, which one is a little more delicious."

Mrs. Cruz's tone revealed the romance of a Latin girl.

"My wife is the best!"

Uncle Sakai let out a long moan, slapped his belly happily, and the whole person was immersed in the imagination full of peach-colored little love.

Life is wonderful.

"You should be back in July." Uncle asked expectantly.

"It's been a while since we've had an intimate life. Katsuko needs to stay here, and by the end of the semester, I can fly home for two days next week, which is less than a three-hour flight. ”

"Ugh."

"Questions?"

"No problem, no problem, I wish you would fly back today, it's just wife, let me tell you something, you know that I am a fat-prone person, and I have already ......" Uncle Sakai's tentative words were only halfway through when he was unceremoniously interrupted by Aunt Blonde.

"So, for the sake of your hard work to lose weight, I'm going to reward you."

"Byron, I won't let you down, and you won't let me down, right? Well, if I step into the house and see a husband who is trying to work out and lose weight, I will wear what you like for you to see. If you see a round 'takoyaki', that set of sweet candies, you can keep it and put it on your big belly! ”

"Wife, wife......"

Ignoring her husband who was in a dilemma, the blonde aunt hung up the phone, pushed the car door, and walked towards the pair of eye-catching men and women who attracted people's attention.

Fancy fiber fruit and vegetable biscuits?

Mrs. Sakai sneered.

Then get ready to eat fiber biscuits and eat them to death!

Bastard.

This aunt, who is over forty years old and still slim as a girl, and still charming, has just cleaned up her husband, pushed her sunglasses under the bridge of her nose, and walked out of the car door, ready to stretch out her arms to hug her daughter.

Suddenly, her steps stopped, and an inexplicable flash of light appeared under her sunglasses.

Hey?

Her gaze first rested on her daughter.

Katsuko's face is lit with two rouge flowers, and the painted branches extend from the eyebrows to the earlobes.

The flowers and branches are charming and moving, and the girls are also charming and moving, attracting the envious and fasciated eyes of passers-by.

Mrs. Sakai just glanced at it casually, and then looked away, in her heart Katsuko was the perfect little angel, and everyone loved Franklin like a dollar, but much more lovely than a fluffy old man like Franklin.

What really surprised her was her daughter's boyfriend.

Gu Weijing is definitely not ugly, but he is not very handsome, even if he pinched his nose and recognized this daughter's lover, seeing them walking together, Mrs. Sakai sighed more than once, her delicate daughter was arched by a wild boar.

And now,

Mrs. Sakai blinked, and she suddenly felt that today's Gu Weijing had become different.

Obviously, this little bastard is no different from when he took his daughter out of the hotel in the morning, his nose is still the same nose, his eyes are still the same eyes, and even his hair has become a little messy after a day of traveling.

However, she just couldn't help but take a few more looks.

Because, she suddenly felt a little bit of her husband's momentum in Gu Weijing.

(End of chapter)