"No, no, no, it's just that I'm sometimes very hesitant, I can't tell me about emotional problems, so I'm so ignorant and go with the flow. I'm still having a headache about how to choose a birthday present for a friend of the opposite sex. Even a gift. That's why I said that when I encounter the problem of falling out of love, I don't know what to say......"

Fortunately.

The detective cat sounded more panicked than she did.

The whole person fell into the confusion of being questioned about his emotional history, and quickly explained, not caring about the abnormality of Anna's words at all.

"Is it difficult to choose a gift?"

"The other party hinted that the phone was broken, and I wanted a new iPhone 14, a bag or something, but I hesitated to send this kind of thing on my birthday, whether it was appropriate......"

Gu Weijing remembered the matter of Kou Kou.

"Well, to be clear, I'm not saying that men can't care about girls asking for birthday presents. I understand if you want an Apple phone, but if you want a bag, isn't it too unmanly? ”

Anna asked with interest.

She subconsciously wrapped her index finger around the plump and smooth hairs on Auguste's ears, and her fingertips scratched slightly.

Springer Spaniel rubbed his head against his master's calf in confusion, and his large brown eyes revealed a very human curiosity about her unusual behavior.

Barking?

August counted from the day the little dirt dog in the pet store was carried away by Anna in her arms like a little ball of yarn.

It had never sensed such emotions in the little master.

Of course.

This feeling in human beings, it is not strange at all.

Anna took it to various social gatherings.

Including the birthday banquet held on the lawn of the manor some time ago, under the continuous purple curtains, there were staggered words and smiles.

In addition to the grainy gin, the steak is slightly caramelized at high temperatures, which brings the oily aroma of the Maillard reaction.

The most people at the party had the feeling that the hostess now gave Auguste.

Of course, that's much thicker.

In a world built by its nose, which is a million times more sensitive than a human.

Every time August stepped into such an occasion, it was like running into a faint layer of strange mist.

Pity.

Springer's IQ is only equivalent to that of a 6~8-year-old child.

If it is a little higher, the children who can successfully enter adolescence will know what "gossip" is.

It will understand what a turbulent "sea of gossip" it has broken into!

There's nothing wrong with that.

Anna is just gossiping right now.

Girls.

I like to have something to do, and it's not a patent for Coco.

It's a sex gift.

Whether you are at the palace dinner of the Queen of Britain, or by the campfire of a country shepherd girl, as long as there are gossip rumors that interest you, everyone loves to hear.

You may think that there are some upper-class ladies who are cold and unattainable.

Don't get me wrong.

That's because people aren't interested in you, it's not that people aren't interested in gossip.

Especially in the nineteenth century, when entertainment was scarce.

The three popular pastimes of the so-called male aristocracy were hunting, going to the theater, sleeping with beautiful ballerinas and curvaceous coffee shop maids.

The three hobbies of the relative aristocratic ladies were holding literary salons, watching plays, and cheating on their husbands with handsome military officers, industrialists' youngest sons, artists, and romantic poets.

All three are wonderful opportunities for high-volume assembly-line gossip generation and exchange gossip.

is similar to Yu Lian, the protagonist of "Red and Black", or Rousseau, who has been entangled with Madame Warren for a lifetime.

All of them are typical examples of taking the lady route, mixing into the upper class, and relying on nepotism to achieve class jump.

And the young lady and her girlfriends are at the table.

They simply pointed to the short gap without the eerie and terrifying upbringing of an old virgin, and lived by chatting about some erotic gossip.

Anna's original life should have been to dance in Vienna today, fly to Paris tomorrow for a drinking party, and rush to London next week to witness Prince Harry's wedding.

The standard socialite life.

But the elders died prematurely.

She spent her entire innocent girlhood learning how to inherit the family business, missing out on a lot of social opportunities.

On the other hand.

As the sole heir to a vast family fortune, wealth is both a gift and a shackle.

Reasonable,

Anna had to stare vigilantly and warily at any boy around her who tried to approach her.

There are thousands of people who want to say they love her, and they don't care about the amount of money.

There can be a little sincerity among them.

Who can guess?

When she chats with the detective cat as Mr. Sloth, it's not just Miss Yelena's disguise that she lets go.

Even the fire of girl gossip, which has been suppressed for many years and has nowhere to be used, has been ignited again.

Although Anna's own emotional experience is like a blank slate.

The only one who walked closer to the family of the opposite sex, his aunt's godson Ole, was personally expelled from the manor by her not long ago.

But it doesn't get in the way.

Anna considers herself a "master of emotional theorists"!

The so-called theorist masters.

In particular, it refers to the kind of people who can often encounter it in their lives, and they go into battle to practice by themselves, and they are not good at being shy, from the red neck to the root of the ears, and it is difficult to look at it directly.

But once he points out his friends, he becomes an invincible superman, and the head of the eternal analysis is the Tao, which is well-organized, and the theory looks seamless on paper.

Miss Elena is not your average theorist.

Love - love for oneself, love for one's partner, love for all beings, is almost the core and most eternal proposition in the field of art.

Anna has been exposed to countless courses on this content since she was a child.

"Do you think he has a mother-lover plot, the kind of little milk dog who wants to sleep with you, or you want to sleep with him. Where did you meet it, it's convenient to talk about it, and I can help you analyze it. ”

She can't help but be a good teacher, and wants to make up for Anna's youth lesson for the shy detective cat.

"Ahem. Are you my acting painter, I'm afraid you'll be deceived. Anna cleared her throat and found a reason for herself to gossip.

"Girl, the other party is a girl." Detective Cat said hurriedly on the phone.

"Girl? Aren't we talking about emotion, oh, are you Lala......"

"No, it's not." The detective cat's tone rose abruptly.

"It's okay, speak up, I'm for you."

Anna laughed into the microphone.

After thinking about it, her tone was a little confused, "Hey, didn't you just say that it was a friend of the opposite sex, is it a man or a woman?" Or is it that the other party has a bias in psychological gender identity—"

"Man!"

"Huh?"

There was silence in the microphone for a few seconds.

"My friend of the opposite sex is a man, he is a friend of mine, and recently he is thinking about how to give a gift to a girl. This is...... My friend's business, let me be a counselor. I started by saying how to choose a birthday present for a friend of the opposite sex. You may be a little mistaken about what I mean. ”

Gu Weijing held up the phone and let out a long sigh of relief.

"I don't mean that I want to choose a gift for a girl, but someone who asked me to help make a suggestion."

Oh, my God.

A panic always needs more panic to come true, and he is not a specially trained spy, just trying to find a reason to explain that he is not very proficient in the problem of falling out of love.

Who knows.

Mr. Sloth is so idle today.

Actually grasping for such a small thing, it's almost impossible to make it up.

It would be nice to be honest at first.

It's so embarrassing to be pretended for so long, and it's suddenly exposed, what should I do if I am treated as a pervert in women's clothing!

Dangerous!

Extremely dangerous!

Gu Weijing decided not to easily talk about topics related to his daily life in the future, it would be too easy to fall off the vest.

"I understand, boys don't know how to pick gifts for girls, a common incurable disease in relationships. Well, this kind of thing, to be a specific event, a specific analysis. How old are the boys and girls? If you'd be willing to make it clearer with me, I might be able to give you a good idea. ”

Gu Weijing, who was about to find an opportunity to end this topic, hesitated again when he heard Mr. Sloth say this.

He really didn't know how to deal with something like that.

Gu Weijing didn't even know if he should go to her birthday party, or just treat it coldly.

He didn't dare to accept Coco's goodness.

Push it out, afraid that she will be sad.

If you get closer, you feel sorry for Katsuko Sakai.

Anyway, it's hard to bring up this kind of thing, so why not take this opportunity to ask the amazing Mr. Sloth?

People are from the past, and they must know the girl's mind better than themselves.

"It's not that old, it's mine...... Uh, well, just said it was my friend, it's actually my distant nephew's thing. ”

Gu Weijing made the gods secretly tell a lie again. "The girl just turned eighteen this year, and my nephew is the same age."

"You know, kids are always going to worry about that." He deliberately made his tone look old-fashioned.

"Campus love. If it weren't for that very good family background—"

Anna thought about the detective cat sister who used to make a living on the Internet by selling ten dollar illustrations, and felt that the other party's nephew should not have a good family condition.

"If you ask for an Apple phone and a bag, will it be a bit of money worship. Does your nephew show off at school, does his girlfriend ask him for this, or does he think you have money and wants you to buy it for him? ”

Anna's tone became a little serious.

No one hears of the poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.

Players, artists, singers, and stars all have two huge pits from relatives after they suddenly become famous.

One is that "outsiders are not at ease" and invite relatives and friends instead of professionals to be agents and handle contracts for them.

The other is to pounce on it and suck blood and borrow money.

Basically, these two things, as long as they happen, usually end up not very well.

This is true both inside and out, and no matter how you deal with it, it will make people feel uncomfortable.

After countless masters became famous, they were not happy, just because of the bunch of bad things at home.

A mobile phone doesn't matter.

But the conjecture made Miss Elena a little uneasy and angry.

Did someone bully her detective cat?

It was not easy for her here to pave the way for this shy master, and they dared to stretch out their claws at their Van Gogh.

That is, it was said that it was an anonymous contract, and the identities of both parties would not be investigated through the contract.

She has a very contractual spirit, otherwise, she would have to call Schönbrunn Palace now.

Let the seven aunts and eight aunts who rushed up in Anna's mind get out of her way.

"If you have a concern about your family's property, whatever it is, you can call the finance specialist who has signed your contract and trust me, they are very professional in handling these things." Anna said coldly.

"Not really, family background is not a problem, my nephew has saved ...... I saved a lot of pocket money, which is enough to buy an Apple phone. As for that girl, her family conditions are very good, and she is the daughter of a prominent local official. At least one phone will not be taken to heart at all. ”

"The biggest problem with this matter is that they are not lovers, and my nephew already has a girlfriend."

"Got a girlfriend? I also think about how to give gifts to other girls all day long. Ms. Cat, your nephew is pretty scummy. Anna quipped, in a joking tone, "That's a swinger, Don Juan-esque character, Molière's kind, I guess he's very popular with girls." ”

Tang Gong has two classic images, Byron's Don Juan is a victim who struggles in love and cannot escape.

Molière's version was miserable.

Don Juan in his play is the most classic womanizer in the West, but he has a fatal attraction to girls.

Walking hormones and the spokesperson of the super scumbag.

It is roughly equivalent to being located between Ximen Qing and the prodigal son Yanqing, taking a middle point.

It is Don Juan in the eyes of the common people of Europe and the United States.

"No, no, no, it's just because he doesn't know what to do that makes him seem so entangled." Gu Weijing smiled bitterly, "Moreover, in my eyes, he doesn't see a shadow on him that is handsome enough to make a girl fall in love at first sight." He doesn't deserve to be compared to a handsome guy like Don Juan. ”

"Whoever says that he is popular with girls has to be very handsome."

Anna asked with a grin.

"Isn't it?"

"No, Ms. Cat, handsome is handsome, charismatic is charismatic. Handsomeness is one part of the charm, but not all, not even the most important one. That's a very, very important difference. ”

Anna decides that it is necessary to improve the taste of connoisseurs for detective cats, and avoid this innocent cat sister who treats feelings like green apples.

In the future, I don't know anyone, and I fall into the clutches of a little white face who has nothing to do.

It's not enough to just look at your face.

Failed marriages, like blood-sucking relatives, are major pitfalls for an artist's life. It is also possible that the primary reason why they were holding pistols and firing at their own heads.

I haven't heard of relatives borrowing money to take a public figure bankrupt.

In the West, it is difficult to get married three or four times and have a child, and not to go bankrupt.

It is not only the ex-husband who pays child support, but if the woman's family conditions are better, and the man is a househusband who does not work, he still has to pay according to the percentage of personal income.

"Don Juan became Don Juan because of his charm rather than his handsomeness. An ugly bastard, under the right conditions, is also worthy of making the most beautiful woman fall in love. I believe that in "Titanic", Ruth fell in love with Jack, not because Jack was played by Leonardo. In the same way, I also believe that in "Notre Dame de Paris", when Quasimodo holds Esmeralda and turns to ashes, if the gypsy girl is knowing, she will fall in love with Quasimodo, even if it is only a short moment. ”

Anna quietly instills her mate selection theory in Detective Cat.

"The so-called three elements of masculinity in my mind. Stunning, kind, and heartfelt. This is the gold standard for you to find someone who is worthy of love and can spend a happy life with him. If one of the three is satisfied, it will be considered as a charming passing grade. ”

Ooh!

Gu Weijing held up the phone and was shocked when he heard it!

Mr. Sloth is not just a person who has come over, he is simply an experienced emotional expert.

This has developed a complete set of ISO evaluation system, and it sounds like I can't write a paper.

"Surprise can bring curiosity, and curiosity is the starting point and the first spark of love. Amazing refers to having the opposite sex in the vast sea of people that makes you feel different and completely breaks your expectations. It can be like lightning piercing the night sky, or it may just be the faint poetry and romance of autumn when maple leaves meet. ”

"Usually the most eye-catching thing is the handsome appearance, but it can also be some kind of common language, some extra brave move, some umbrella on a rainy day, some intertwined eyes, anyway, as long as it can make your heart move slightly."

"Considering that you are likely to spend your whole life with him, he makes you feel interested in exploring, with a sense of mystery and anticipation. Instead of nagging at the first thought. This is important. ”

"Can you draw a beautiful picture?"

Gu Weijing still feels that Miss Sakai was able to have a good impression of him at the beginning, which was like a big pie in the sky that smashed on his head.

When Aunt Sakai called herself into the office to talk, she was more surprised than surprised.

His grandfather Gu Tongxiang still feels that this thing is unrealistic and a little dreamy.

Now think about it.

From the painting contest at the Shwedagon Pagoda, to his interception of the works that Uncle Sakai saw at the stalls, to the discussions in the reading room.

Combined with Mr. Sloth's charisma theory at the moment.

It's quite a bit of a feeling of opening the clouds and seeing the moon.

"Of course, don't we who are engaged in the field of art be more talented than skins, rarer, and more moving?"

Anna smiled.

"However, it may not be much easier for a painting to be stunning than to be longer than to be stunning."

At least.

It was almost impossible for the painter to amaze Anna.

It's not difficult to draw well.

There are also masters in the world.

The hard part is to break expectations.

Miss Elena had only seen the ten-dollar sketch in Mr. Hyperion's project for so many years, and she felt the impact of an unprecedented impact beyond the limits of her expectations.

That moment.

gave Anna the feeling of finding her Van Gogh in the vast sea of people.

The cover painting of "The Little Prince" is also considered one.

It's a pity.

There is only one detective cat, so such a thing is completely impossible to replicate.

Anna knew that she would never find such a situation again in her life, but she would meet someone who could draw her heart.

Even if she can't be the destined other half of her life.

She was already satisfied.

(End of chapter)