Anna picked up the small comb on the table.

Gently combing the milky white fluff on Auguste's chest and abdomen, at this moment when telling romance, her temperament is warm and warm.

It looks like a hot spring flowing above the ice rocks.

There are very few pupils in the eyes that reveal the ignorance of a girl's spring heart, full of warmth and moisture.

She said "love".

Every powerful queen has had a girlish side, and the girl's feelings are always poetry, and every girl has been ignorantly longing for her husband.

Li Zhi wandered around the Ganye Temple in the Royal Forbidden Garden, and when he met Wu Mei, who was still his father's concubine, he saw a warm and vivid woman.

300 years ago.

Catherine II's carriage must have prayed silently as she sailed through the valleys of Austria towards an unknown fate in the ice and snow of the Far East, that her husband, whom she had never met, was a shining hero.

Anna was no exception, she was still a girl.

It's just that she wants more, more romantic, and more unwanted.

There's an entire zoo of red-butted orangutans with twisted limbs for Anna to choose from.

There is a banker like Ole, there is a cricket star, but she doesn't want to marry an orangutan, she just wants to meet the lover she is waiting for and she wants to say "I love you".

This was the first time in Miss Elena's life that she had spoken her mind to outsiders.

Tell the detective cat as Mr. Sloth.

If she's really the middle-aged Mr. Sloth in the earpiece.

Anna may not be able to resist and try to pursue the shy female painter opposite, or she may not say today's words at all.

When it is not possible, people will become more bold and free-spirited.

They will never have the opportunity to meet in reality in their lifetime.

So her words are like a beam of radio that shoots into the universe without echo, or the little prince sitting on the sand dune, staring at the stars, looking for his rose.

affectionate

It's so far away that it's across the starry sky.

At least that's what Anna thinks in her heart at the moment.

"I hope you have good luck finding someone like that."

Anna seemed to be talking to the other end of the phone, and she seemed to be talking to herself.

She stroked Auguste's dog's head.

August stupidly stretched out his pink tongue and licked the palm of her hand.

There was a brief silence on the phone for a few seconds.

"By the way, let's go back to the original question, how does a guy prepare a birthday present for a girl. In general, it can also follow the three principles of stunning, kindness, and soulfulness. ”

Anna felt that they had talked a little far, and took the initiative to bring up the problem of the detective cat again.

"So give her a gift that she thinks is amazing, a gift that she feels is sunny and warm for a boy, and a gift that she feels is close to each other, this is what girls are looking forward to the most."

Master Anna provides remote technical guidance.

"However, you said that your nephew already has a girlfriend and is not a playboy yet, but he suffers from pleasing other girls, and to tell you the truth, this relationship sounds a bit complicated, and I don't quite understand what he thinks. What are high school students playing with now? ”

Miss Elena pursed the corners of her mouth.

"Not really. The girl was very nice to him and helped him a lot. I was worried that he was under psychological pressure, so I took the initiative to ask for a more expensive gift as a benefit. The boy knows that the other person doesn't care about these things, he feels guilty, and he doesn't know what to do. ”

Gu Weijing explained his complex mental activities.

"Got it, that girl likes your nephew."

"Yes."

Gu Weijing is just young, not IQ problems.

Coco almost put her good feelings on her face.

"Well, the crux of the matter is straightforward. Does your nephew have a crush on her? ”

Gu Weijing was silent for two seconds.

"I don't know, he has a girlfriend."

"Whether you have a girlfriend or not and whether you like it or not are two different things, one is objective and the other is subjective. Whether you like or dislike a person is uncontrollable. You can ask your nephew. Anna reminded.

Gu Weijing understood that what Mr. Sloth said was right.

In fact, in the moment of silence.

I've got the answer myself.

He himself thought that he could say categorically that he didn't have a good feeling, of course, he only had a good impression of Miss Sakai alone, but when the words came to his lips, he found that he couldn't say it at all.

When a question has only two answers, Yes or No.

When you find yourself unable to say no.

What is the conclusion –

Abundantly clear.

"Mr. Sloth, I probably know what my nephew thinks. You may not get it. It was a very, very lovely girl, like a bright sunshine. Who doesn't love the sun? My nephew liked her, I liked her, she went to art school, everyone around her loved her. She's the kind of person who walks past you and makes you smile unconsciously. ”

Gu Weijing imagined Miss Coco's appearance.

The corners of the mouth involuntarily turned up slightly.

"If you've ever seen her, you'll know that it's almost impossible to just hate someone like that," he said over the phone. But he also loves and cherishes his girlfriend. Girls are not buffets, you can eat a sirloin beef burger while ordering a cheese-baked lobster tail or something. ”

After a late-night snack.

Ngawang was lying on the mat bored, biting the fish-shaped cat-shaped stick in his arms to relieve boredom and pass the time, preparing to continue sleeping for a while.

Hearing Gu Weijing's words, he moved his ears and suddenly rolled up.

She threw away the cat teasing stick in her hand, ran to Gu Weijing's desk, waved her paw at Xiao Guzi, and looked left and right.

Hey?

Meow meow?

Where is veal? Where are the cheese baked lobster tails?

Look for Ngawang.

Ngawang: She could eat them all.

Ngawang's two amber pupils were shining, and he meowed and jumped up and down.

Gu Weijing looked at his foodie cat speechlessly and embarrassedly.

He reached out and gently pushed it away, shaking his head: "He knows that he doesn't have this appetite, and he also knows that this will not only hurt himself, but also hurt two very good girls." ”

Rubbish.

If you can't even eat, what else can you do?

Ngawang looks down on you.

The cat looked at his incompetent shovel officer contemptuously, licked his fur boringly, and wandered back to nap in disappointment.

"It's not easy to know how to be temperate and self-disciplined, and your nephew, though he is only eighteen years old, is already smarter than many people. Especially in art-related fields, this is a good virtue for him to keep up. Ms. Cat, do you know Kazunari Sakai? ”

"Uh-uh, huh?"

Several successive words of unknown meaning came from the microphone.

"A very famous fat painter in Asia, who paints works in the neoclassical style, his wife is Spanish, very beautiful, but her husband looks like a round sumo wrestler."

Among the large groups of artists where vegetarianism is rampant, there are many people like Wehrlein's thin skeletons.

can be fat like Uncle Sakai, is the only one.

Even Miss Yelena.

When I mention Uncle Sakai, the first key word that pops up in my head is also circle.

But that's not the point, the point is that I heard that he and his wife have known each other since they were students, and they have been together until today. I met the couple at a private party at the end of an art exhibition the year before, and I felt that the smiles on their faces were not like the model couple that many media mouthed. They were smiling happier than everyone else around them. ”

"In the field of high-end art, having a partner and a happy family is a more remarkable thing than a work that sells for 10 million dollars, and many people here are actually very envious of them."

"Sometimes it seems silly to give up an entire forest for the sake of a tree. But a flower tree that blooms only for you in spring, summer, autumn and winter is also the style that those flower prodigals can never touch. You can check the interviews of their couples, and whenever they are faced with emotional choices and temptations, looking at the smiles on their faces can always make it clear what they want most. ”

Anna remembered Ole, who had come from home with a European star and proposed to her. There is also Picasso, who hooks up with underage schoolgirls every day to sleep.

It is very easy for her living environment to satisfy pleasure.

Ole's bed companion from childhood to adulthood.

Miss Elena alone has seen people, a company is a bit exaggerated, and a platoon always has it.

Just because it is easy to indulge in desires, it seems that self-disciplined people are precious.

Short-term pleasure and long-term happiness.

One can always choose one.

Anna expressed considerable appreciation for the cleverness of the cat lady's nephew.

"He must like that girl. But he didn't dare to like too much, he wanted to make the other party happy, but he was afraid that the likes of both parties would uncontrollably develop to the level of love, which would hurt both of them. It's not as complicated as I imagined, and it's a common problem for a popular little boy. ”

Analytic expert Anna Elena gave her diagnosis of her condition.

"Your nephew's core appeal should be to maintain the relationship between the two parties to a safe range. It's best to meet ordinary friends who look at each other and smile, and neither of them gets hurt, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Mr. Sloth, your analysis is so accurate, that's what he thinks. ”

Gu Weijing nodded frantically like a chicken pecking rice.

I feel like an onion that has been peeled apart layer by layer, and every layer of undulating texture in my heart has been interpreted by Mr. Sloth.

And Koko become ordinary friends who look at each other and smile, or ordinary people who don't hurt each other.

Although from the perspective of a man's vanity, it was inevitable that he would be a little disappointed, but this was the best result that Gu Weijing could think of.

"What should I, my nephew do?"

The sense of anticipation in Gu Weijing's heart was like an inflated balloon that had been blown up, and he couldn't wait to ask his sloth-headed military master.

"It's simple."

"Hmm."

"He can't do it." Anna said cleanly.

Syllable!

Gu Weijing heard the sound of the balloon in his chest breaking, his mouth opened slightly, and his face was dull.

What is called not.

Mr. Sloth's analysis just now is not very straightforward! It is also a "common problem of adolescent boys", and it is interpreted by psychological profile, and Gu Weijing is excited to listen to it.

Outcome.

At the end, a sentence came out that I can't do what the hell.

Chat shouldn't be like that, okay!

It's like going to the doctor when a person has a cold, and the doctor reads his examination data with a relaxed humming tune, and then says, "It's a common problem, and many people will get it." After a while, he said, "The condition is very simple, I have seen more."

Just when the patient thinks that he will be fine tomorrow morning after taking two pills, he will go to school with his school bag on his back.

The doctor pushed the report and came to a "farewell, it can't be cured, wait for death" Bian Que Sanlian.

The patients must have been stupid.

Gu Weijing felt that he was stupid now.

"Didn't you say the situation was easy?" He asked, dumbfounded.

"A simple situation is a simple situation, and an easy solution is an easy solution, two different things." Mr. Sloth said as a matter of course: "Feelings are twisted into a mess, how can it be so easy to peel off the cocoon." ”

"It's impossible to be perfect, but generally speaking, there are two very simple ways to deal with this kind of emotional problem, the safe way, and the way to make the other person happy. Look at what he wants. ”

"What's the safe way?"

"The safe way is to give the right gift. She hinted that if you buy a IPHONE14, you will be repaying the other party's help and dedication. It's best to do it, and if it's not a financial burden, just buy an Apple phone. Since she is an empathetic girl, there is a high probability that people will be very happy, at least on the surface. ”

"Neither side is embarrassed."

Mr. Sloth said lightly.

"If you still feel uneasy, let your nephew and his girlfriend tell him about it as it is. My girlfriend promised to give such a gift, so I went to buy it, which was the safest, and even a fool could read the sense of distance. ”

"Will you not agree?"

"How do I know what your nephew's girlfriend thinks. It's very possible, people in relationships are always selfish people, you are a woman, you definitely don't like your boyfriend to prepare gifts for other girls when you go to school. Mr. Sloth spoke firmly.

"What then?"

"What to do. I don't send it. What the girlfriend says is what. Since you have a lover and think that the other person is the most important, why bother to pay attention to whether the other girl is happy or happy. You like me, you are willing to pay for me, what does it have to do with me. I can have the right not to care. ”

Mr. Sloth's voice is so wise that it feels cruel.

"But this is too hateful, too ruthless, too scummy." Gu Wei couldn't stand this answer.

More than once, Coco hinted at her birthday.

Gu Weijing imagined that Miss Coco was humming a song, tiptoeing, puffing out her cheeks, looking forward to his gift, and in the end all she received was a cold and merciless response.

He felt pitiful and unworthy for Koko.

It's definitely worth dragging out and arranging for a dog head to wait.

"No, you can evaluate ruthlessness, but you can't evaluate him as scum."

"Pulling, pulling, and entanglement are the real scum. If you want to cut off a relationship that your nephew feels dangerous, of course, you have to cut it with the coldest knife. Believe me, it's much better for a girl to leave immediately and uncomfortably than for two people to sink into each other. Real scumbags only think about possession, they don't have the courage to divide. ”

"And your nephew can clearly distinguish between relatives and distance in his heart, and the most important thing for him is who is more promising and courageous than his mother-in-law."

Gu Weijing was silent again.

(End of chapter)