Chapter 66: The Man Who Conceived the Doll
As soon as the live broadcast began, a large number of netizens poured in.
[I'll admit, I spoke to you a little louder a few days ago]
[I'm damned, I have eyes and don't know Tarzan]
[The only master who has been personally recognized by the Guardian Bureau! γ
[Ask the master for a lot of money to calculate a hexagram for me! ] γ
[I can't wait, master open the lucky bag]
Because of Sang Luo's occult ability, he has been recognized by the Science Column Group and the Health Bureau.
She also got rid of her previous reputation as a charlatan, and turned around and ascended to the Hall of Elegance.
Sang Luo smiled, "Didn't you say a few days ago that I was asking someone to act?" β
[I have eyes but no beads]
[Even if the master is acting, if you can invite the People's Health Bureau and the Science Column Group to play with you, then your status as a master is extraordinary]
[The end of science is metaphysics]
"Okay, without further ado, let's start today's fortune telling."
Sang Luo said as he sent out a lucky bag.
[The Prodigal Son Sends a Goddess to Descend]
Soon, a user with the nickname Aotian applied for a connection.
[This broken network speed]
[I can't even grab it if I die! γ
[I really regret that when there were few people in the live broadcast room before, I didn't ask the master to help me calculate a hexagram]
[At the beginning, I loved to ignore Yunze, and now I can't climb Yunze]
Sanoroku connects to the prodigal son's connection application, and the screen splits in two.
A man with a black cap, a black mask on his face, and a pair of black sunglasses, fully armed, appeared on the screen.
[Why do you wrap yourself up like this?] γ
[Although he is wearing a mask and sunglasses, he must be a handsome guy from the perspective of countless men]
[Cover it so tightly, can't it be a big star? ] γ
Aotian looked at the barrage sent by netizens in the live broadcast room, and hurriedly explained, "No, I'm not a male star, I'm just an ordinary person." β
Sang Luo looked at the man who was wrapped in a black ball on the other side of the screen, and was a little embarrassed.
This hexagram is best judged by combining all aspects to be more accurate.
But now the man in front of her was wrapped tightly in him, and she couldn't see more about him for a while.
"May I ask this destined person, what do you want to come?"
Aotian pinched his nose through the mask, and then said very embarrassedly:
"Master, I. . . I seem to be pregnant, can you help me with this? β
γit!γ γ
[Handsome guy, did you drink the water of the Zimu River? γ
[You don't need to ask the master about this, I can help you solve it.] You go to Xie Yang Mountain, find the Ruyi True Immortal, and beg him to give you a bowl of Falling Birth Spring.
Aotian pouted his head a little impatiently, "I'm serious, I'm in a hurry now, don't be joking, okay?" β
Then, Aotian suddenly stood up, untied the loose black trench coat wrapped around his body, and exposed his belly in front of all netizens in the live broadcast room.
"I don't believe you!"
γit!γ Why is it so big? γ
[This is abnormal? I didn't have twins as big as your belly.]
[Brother, you seem to be pregnant with quintuplets, I saw a woman with quintuplets on the Internet before, and her belly is as big as you]
When Sang Luo saw it, her eyes instantly became a little wrong, and she stared at Aotian's belly.
Aotian's belly is indeed big.
It's similar to the marble piers she usually sees on the sidewalk.
The flesh on his stomach was stretched out with countless twisted lines like earthworms.
It was as if the child in his belly was about to burst out in the next second.
And that's not all.
What's even worse is that she saw a cloud of black gas constantly circling on Aotian's belly.
What is in his belly is probably a ghost fetus!
Seeing that Sang Luo's expression was very serious, he knew that he must be in big trouble.
He sat back in his chair and lay down in front of the table, crying and shouting, "Master! You've got to save me! As long as you can help me get these kids out of my belly, I'll give you all my money! β
Sang Luo shook his head, "No, you wrapped yourself too tightly, I can't see your past clearly." You'll have to show your face so I can see your past and find out why these ghosts are on you. β
[Ghost fetus? γ
[Huh? So, this Long Aotian has five little ghosts in his belly? γ
[Why did these little imps find him?] γ
[Blind guess a wave, he must have let down too many girls, let people have a fetus, and then was entangled by these baby spirits]
After Aotian heard Sang Luo's words, he hesitated a little, "Do you have to take off your mask and sunglasses?" β
Sang Luo nodded affirmatively, "Definitely." β
[Handsome guy, if you're not a big star, don't cover it]
[Life is more important than face, take it down]
"Okay, okay."
Aotian hung his head.
Then he took off the hat, mask, and sunglasses wrapped around his head one by one.
An ugly face is vividly placed in front of the camera.
γ. γ
[I miscalculated, I thought it was a handsome guy, but as a result, emm]
[There are a lot of handsome guys with masks now, I met a handsome guy who looks comparable to Peng Yuyan on the subway before, and followed him for several stops, and then after he took off the mask from the station, I knew how ugly he was]
[You're also quite scary, in order to see a handsome guy, I followed others for several stops]
[As soon as this gender is changed, won't you become a lewd stalker? ] γ
Aotian was also a little unhappy when he saw netizens in the live broadcast room mocking his appearance like this.
"Can you stop looking at people's appearance? Although I don't look good, I also have other skills, okay? β
[Do you have the ability to make money"]
[I just guessed that you became like this because you let down too many girls and let people have abortions, and now I withdraw my guess]
Aotian was a little unhappy, and cut off, "I'm too lazy to leave you!" You're all a superficial bunch of people who don't deserve to talk to someone with content like me. β
Then, Aotian looked at Sang Luo again, "Master, my mask and hat have also been taken off, now, can you help me solve this matter?" β
"Please also ask the master to help me get rid of these ghost fetuses in my stomach!"
Sang Luo took a bite of the melon and sneered, "You've already beaten them once, do you want to do it a second time?" β
Aotian was stunned for a moment, "I couldn't help it at the time, I was too young to have children." I know I'm really sorry for my girlfriends, and I'm wrong. β
"Please also ask the master to save me!"
As he spoke, Aotian hung his head and didn't dare to look at Sang Luo again.
[Highlights: A few girlfriends]
γοΌοΌοΌ How many girlfriends can you have with this look? γ
[Do girls like this type of girl now?] γ
(End of chapter)