Chapter 70 Not a family, not a family
As soon as Du Ziteng cried, the worried netizens in the live broadcast room immediately ran out to "refute the rumors".
[Again, remind everyone, don't be deceived.] He was married before, wrote songs for his ex-girlfriend, and sang and cried at concerts]
[He cries because he loves to cry by nature]
[In this way, this big-bellied brother is really a whole person]
[Very catchy, okay?] In the past, when he hadn't quit the circle, he often posted late at night to miss his ex-girlfriend, his wife was unhappy to separate from him and divorce, and he began to write small essays every day to miss his wife late at night]
[It's hard for me to comment on this]
After Du Ziteng cried for dozens of seconds, he took out a few pieces of paper to wipe away his tears, and then said:
"Actually, I didn't dream anything special. In the dream, my wife asked me to buy her cosmetics every night. β
Speaking of this, Du Ziteng sobbed a few times.
"I damn it, she was married to me for twenty years, until she died of cancer, and I didn't even buy her a lipstick. Now she asks me to buy her cosmetics in her dream, I don't know if she still blames me in her heart? β
"I'm so happy to say that. My boyfriend doesn't care what the festival is, even if it's Qingming Festival, he will buy me some small gifts, lipstick, perfume or something, I have a big table, but I still dislike him every day, I will be kind to him in the future]
[Sister upstairs, you are so lucky, unlike me, I have been talking for three years, and I even have to eat a spicy hot meal]
[Sure enough, men are like this, only when they are completely lost can they know how to cherish it, and what they can't get is always the best]
Sang Luo looked down at the hexagram, and couldn't help but laugh a little, "You think too much, your wife is looking for you to buy cosmetics just because she has a new boyfriend in the underworld." β
After Du Ziteng listened, his sad and melancholy expression suddenly became serious, and he sat up straight and put his hands on the table.
Puzzled, he asked, "I have a boyfriend in the underworld, how is this possible?" When a person dies and arrives in the underworld, shouldn't he cross the Nai He Bridge, drink Meng Po soup, and then go to reincarnation? β
"How can she still talk about a boyfriend in the underworld?"
Sang Luo explained with a smile: "It's right for people to drink Meng Po soup to be reincarnated after death, but have you ever wondered what the birth rate of newborns is in the current society? And what is the mortality rate? β
"The underworld is now only in but can't get out, give them some mosquitoes and flies to the fetus, and they refuse to vote, and they will stick to the underworld and line up to reincarnate in the human fetus."
"Your wife will have to wait for another hundred years before she can be born into a human fetus, and if she is bored during this period, isn't it normal to fall in love?"
[Now even the underworld is already so rolled? ] γ
[The master is still conservative, according to the birth rate of the current society, it is estimated that it is possible for the wife of the pot-bellied brother to be ranked for another two hundred years]
[Why don't you throw mosquitoes?] After I die, I'm going to throw mosquitoes and suck your blood hard, and I like to see you hate me and can't kill me.
[It's the first time I've heard this statement, and it's quite interesting.] No wonder the number of people increases, and the animals gradually become extinct.]
[So, are all the extinct animals already reincarnated?] γ
Sang Luo nodded, "That's right, in fact, there is a quota for the number of living beings in the world, and the more people there are, the fewer other animals will be." When there are fewer people, nature will give birth to new creatures. β
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all attracted by Sang Luo's statement that the underworld was going to wait in line for reincarnation, and completely forgot about Du Ziteng in front of the screen with a resentful face.
Du Ziteng gasped in his nostrils, frowned, and slapped the table.
"Impossible! My wife loves me very much, and she can't change her mind to fall in love with other men. When I first married her, I always wrote songs to my ex-girlfriend to express my feelings, and she forgave me again and again. β
"She loves me so much, how could she fall in love with other men so easily?"
[You are so funny, people were hurt so deeply by you when they were alive, and they couldn't find a new love when they died]
[Co-authors, should they always love only you? γ
[I didn't cherish it when I was alive, and now I come to question why others empathize with me? γ
[People are often awake in an instant, and your wife suddenly sees through it after she dies]
Sang Luo looked at the opinions of netizens in the live broadcast room on Du Ziteng's wife finding a new love in the underworld after her death, and she couldn't help but shake her head.
"It's not what you think, in fact, his wife has always been quite open."
Du Ziteng was a little puzzled, "Master, what do you mean that my wife has always been quite open?" β
Sang Luo smiled, looked at Du Ziteng's eyes and asked, "Do you think your wife can forgive you again and again, is it really because she loves you to the extreme?" β
"Isn't it?"
"No, it's because she doesn't care at all. That's why I can tolerate you showing love to your ex-girlfriend again and again. β
"What?" , Du Ziteng's face became very ugly.
γThe content is extremely comfortableγ
[I just heard that his wife has been tolerating him to show love to his ex-girlfriend in marriage, and she is quite aggrieved, but now that I know the truth, I just want to say: It's not that a family doesn't enter the door]
"Before your wife married you, she actually had a boyfriend who loved each other very much, and they were going to get married, but your wife's parents disagreed, thinking that her ex-boyfriend's economic conditions were too poor."
After she broke up, she was already desperate about marriage and relationships, and felt that no matter who it was, she could do it. I happened to meet you at that time, and you were popular at that time. β
"Her parents happily agreed to your marriage, but she never forgot about her ex-boyfriend."
Du Ziteng gritted his teeth, he couldn't believe that the woman who stayed at home every day and waited for him to come home actually pretended to be other men in her heart.
For so many years, he always thought that his wife loved him very much.
"That's not right! You're still not right. I know about her ex-boyfriend, but how many years has that been? Not long after she met me, she had forgotten about her ex-boyfriend. β
"As for what you said, she doesn't care about me at all, and it doesn't make sense. If she really didn't care about me, how could she be very angry and ask me for divorce after I showed her love for my ex-girlfriend at the concert and cried? β
Sang Luo continued to explain.
"That's because her ex-boyfriend saw your behavior at the concert and knew you were treating her badly. So, when I contacted her again, she asked you for a divorce because she wanted to be with her ex-boyfriend. β
"But, this matter was beaten by her parents again. However, some time ago, her ex-boyfriend actually died in a car accident, and they met again in the underworld. β
"She asked you for cosmetics because. After her ex-boyfriend was hit, his face was so ugly that she wanted to help him put on makeup and cover up. β
After Du Ziteng heard it, he directly threw the water cup on the table to the ground, and exploded a few foul words.
(End of chapter)