Chapter 109: Autumn clothes strangle the neck
Sang Luo snorted when he heard it, "Then what are you looking for today to come to me for?" ”
Yue Chao's brows furrowed tightly, and he asked, "Master, can you cure the disease?" I've heard that the Taoist priests are all Taoist doctors. ”
Sang Luo sighed, she felt that this question of a man was a little strange, "If you are sick, go to the doctor, don't come to me, I don't know how to do it." ”
Yue Chao stretched out his right hand and touched his neck, the expression on his face was not very good, as if he was very uncomfortable.
"Master, it's not that I don't go to the hospital, it's that the doctor won't treat me!"
The pilgrims in the back also thought it was very strange when they heard it, and they also leaned their heads in front of them to ask.
"Why don't you show it?"
"Impossible, right? Did you not pay the medical bills? ”
"What's wrong with you? I didn't even see the hospital. ”
Yue Chao turned around and glanced at the melon-eating pilgrims behind him, and then explained: "I can't sleep every night, I always feel out of breath, no matter what I do, I feel very tired and can't breathe. It's like... It was like someone was choking me by the neck. ”
"Then, I went to the hospital for a check-up, and I checked it several times but didn't get a result."
"Finally, a doctor diagnosed me last month."
After hearing this, the melon-eating pilgrim also asked curiously: "Isn't there a doctor to show you?" Why do you still wronged other doctors for not treating them? ”
Yue Chao sighed, "Do you know what he diagnosed me?" ”
The melon-eating pilgrim shook his head, "What?" ”
"He said that I bought an autumn coat too small, and he strangled his neck, so he asked me to buy a new autumn coat." , Yue Chao tightened his mouth, and the word helplessness was written on his face.
As soon as he said this, the pilgrims laughed out loud.
"Don't tell me, this doctor still has something."
"How do I feel like I've heard this paragraph somewhere?"
"And then? Did you get better after changing into an autumn coat? ”
Yue Chao let out a breath in his nose, "Hey, what's good?" I've changed five or six pieces of autumn clothes, and I'm still out of breath! I went to the doctor now, but the doctor didn't treat me, saying that I was a big man and was pretentious. ”
After Yue Chao finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter.
"I also think you're hypocritical!"
"Is it psychological?"
"At first glance, there is too little work, when you are busy like a dog every day, lying in bed and sleeping, where is the mood to think about this?"
Yue Chao saw that his predicament was not understood by everyone, but a group of people said that he was thinking too much and too idle, so he felt aggrieved.
His angry cheeks puffed up, then he turned around and didn't speak to those pilgrims anymore, but asked Sang Luo directly: "So, master, can you use the theory of Taoist medicine to cure my disease?" ”
Sang Luo raised his head and stared at the female ghost behind Yue Chao again.
Yue Chao was also a little puzzled, why did the master always look behind him?
He turned around and looked, there was nothing unusual, huh?
He asked again, "Master, why do you keep staring behind me?" Is there anything behind me? ”
Sang Luo moved her gaze back to Yue Chao's face, she stared at Yue Chao's eyes, and said, "Don't worry, you're not sick, it's just a ghost on your back that pinched your neck." ”
"Huh? What? Yue Chao was so frightened that his body straightened up, "This... You might as well tell me I'm sick. ”
Sang Luo smiled, "So as soon as you sat down, I asked you if you had offended anyone." ”
Yue Chao clenched his fists nervously, very hard, and his joints began to turn white.
"But I really haven't offended anyone?"
"Did you ever encounter anything strange at night?"
After Sang Luo's reminder, Yue Chao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped the table, "Yes!" One night half a year ago, I encountered a strange thing! ”
(End of chapter)