"The police are looking for him everywhere, and he's hiding now."

"Can others just keep hiding like this? There will be a time when things will come to an end. ”

"Your aunt said to see if you can be private, if you can be private, you will lose a little money privately, if you can't be private, I want your third cousin to come here to hide for a while."

"Did my aunt go to that house to discuss?"

"I went to find it, the lion opened his mouth, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he asked for 100,000 yuan, and he couldn't be private without 100,000 yuan."

"If you want 100,000 yuan, why doesn't he go to the street to rob it?"

"That's right, your aunt said that she would give a maximum of 20,000 yuan, and there is no more. Now the two families are deadlocked, and neither of them will back down. ”

"And then?"

"Then your eldest aunt called your fifth uncle and asked him if he could help your third cousin find a job here in Zhejiang. If the family refuses to back down, let your third cousin stay here and hide, just like that. ”

"If the family refuses to back down, that's the only way to go. When will the third cousin come to work here? ”

"Your eldest aunt said that she was looking for someone and a relationship recently, if you can be private, then it will be private, if it really can't work, let the fifth uncle help the third cousin find a job."

After eating, I wanted to help the fifth aunt clean up the dishes and chopsticks, but the fifth aunt said no.

Aunt Fifth said that you are not going to visit the ancient town with your friends in the afternoon? It's almost one o'clock in the afternoon, so go ahead.

So I didn't say anything polite to my fifth aunt anymore, and then I went back to the factory alone.

My two roommates also came back, they were lying on the bed playing with their mobile phones, and when they saw me coming back, Zhang Jun smiled and said, "What did you eat at your fifth aunt's house at noon today?" Ate it so long to come back. ”

"I didn't eat anything good, but my fifth aunt fried a few home-cooked dishes. What did you eat at your big brother's today? ”

"My sister-in-law made dumplings at noon today."

"Oh, yes, it's delicious, it's not as good as dumplings, it's not as fun as ......"

"Die!" Before I could finish speaking, Zhang Jun gave me a blank look and scolded.

"Wang Jie, what did you eat at the restaurant at noon today?"

"I'm not as comfortable as you, I have relatives here, I can go to my relatives' house to eat something good, I can only eat a bowl of fried noodles in the restaurant and drink a bottle of beer."

"Wang Jie, you are so saving, you don't have a wife, what are you doing saving money alone?"

"Zhang Jun, you don't understand, just because I don't have a wife now, so I want to save money, and then keep it to marry a wife in the future."

"I agree with this, there is no girl nowadays who doesn't like money, and they don't want to pay attention to you if they don't have money."

"Chu Tian, you are very experienced when you hear this."

"Don't mention it. Before coming to this factory, my girlfriend fell in love with my leader, and then she dumped me, and I couldn't stay in that factory anymore, so I came here. ”

"There's a story, tell it to us." Zhang Jun suddenly came to his senses, he rolled over and sat up and pricked up his ears.

"My second girlfriend and I met at a technical school."

"Damn, you've already talked about two girlfriends, I'm so old, I haven't even talked about a girlfriend yet!" Zhang Jun exclaimed.

"I haven't talked about it either." Wang Jie also looked at me and said blankly.

"Tell us about your second girlfriend first, and then talk about your first love." Zhang Jun urged.

"Actually, there's nothing to say, it's just like other couples, shopping together when they have free time, drinking milk tea together."

"Have you ever kissed?"

"Of course there is."

"Tell us, how does it feel?"

How do you describe it? It's like eating a marshmallow, soft, sweet, fragrant. ”

"Wow, I'm so longing!" Zhang Jun said intoxicated.

"Do you have one?" Wang Jie asked.

"Yes!"

"How did it feel to be the first time?"

"Hmm......" I pretended to think for a moment, and then continued, "It's like a child who eats honey for the first time, just puts honey in his mouth, and then can't help but spit it out with sweetness!" ”

"Wow, no, no, I can't stand what you said, I must go to Miss today for a big health care." Zhang Jun said with a deliberate tremble.

"Zhang Jun, do you dare to go?" Wang Jie said with disdain.

"There's nothing you don't dare, it's just that the strength of my wallet doesn't allow it! If I have 5,000 dollars in my wallet now, I'll go right away. ”

"Chu Tian, did you give your first love for the first time or for your second girlfriend?" Wang Jie asked to the bottom of the matter.

"I lied to you just now, I didn't give anyone the first time, I'm a big boy now, a virgin."

"I don't believe it."

"I don't believe it either."

I was a little speechless, "I've only held hands with them, kissed them, and as for the rest, I really haven't done it." ”

"You haven't done anything like that, how can you be so experienced, you know exactly what it feels like."

"That's all nonsense I said, and you believe it."

"Don't continue to explain, explanation is a cover-up, okay, let's go to the ancient town now." Finally, Zhang Jun put an end to our chat.

When we passed by the pen village, there were many people taking pictures on the side of the pen king and the pen back, and seeing this, we also took a few photos on the side as a souvenir.

The ancient town is very large, and there are many people in the ancient town, and we wander aimlessly with the flow of people, and from time to time we will see a few tall, blonde foreigners.

To be honest, it was the first time I had seen a foreigner when I was so old, and I felt quite strange, so I looked at them a few more times, and sometimes they would smile at me.

On the bustling street, from time to time, I will see a young and beautiful rich woman driving a luxury car passing by, as for what kind of cars they are, I don't know.

I don't know those cars, but they don't look like cheap cars, and the only cars I know are Volkswagen, because most of the cars in our old town are Volkswagen.

Looking at those luxury cars, Zhang Jun said to us with great interest in the sky: "Look, the three-star sign is Mercedes-Benz, the blue and white cross circle sign is BMW, and the four circles are connected together is Audi ......."

"Zhang Jun, which of the three Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Audi cars is the best?" Wang Jie asked curiously.

"Mercedes, of course. People say Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, if BMW is good or Audi is good, why doesn't anyone say BMW-Mercedes-Audi, or Audi, BMW Benz? ”

"Makes sense."

I pointed to a car not far away and asked curiously, "Hey, Zhang Jun, what kind of car is that red car with no roof and a small golden man in front of it?" Is that car good? ”