2. Suck and suck, suck your uncle!
"Corpse Brother" is a domestic comic that Li Ang read when he was in college, and although a long time has passed, he still remembers the general content.
Without it, because this anime was too popular in the first place.
It tells the story of the coffin that sealed the right of the corpse king dragon was excavated by two tomb robbers and was ready to be sold to foreigners, but during the transportation, the coffin accidentally slipped from the carriage and fell into the water reservoir of H City, because the corpse king in the coffin can release viruses and cause infection of living organisms, so it led to the disaster in H City.
The corpse brothers in it have tenacious vitality, and they can still jump around when they remove their heads, and some of them directly challenge the origin of species, and the corpse brothers can complete their evolution through mutual cannibalism, and there is no limit.
In the comics, there is a guy named Little King Kong who relied on picking up the body of the corpse brother all the way and directly ate to the god level.
"This incident may be the first alien invasion in history, and it can also be called a great progress in human civilization, we should face this disaster more objectively, rather than blindly killing, such as communicating with them appropriately......"
There are balding experts on TV talking about it.
There are already a group of corpses dancing outside, and those monsters will gnaw when they catch people, it is estimated that this expert must not be in H City, otherwise it is impossible to sit in the studio and talk eloquently, and there is a great progress in human civilization, if there is really a corpse brother to go to his house as a guest, he will be torn directly, and the intestines and internal organs of the table will be asked if he will die!
Why don't you persuade people not to blindly kill, but to communicate with monsters properly, about P? Kneeling and licking? Wash it honestly and wait to be stuffed by the other party? It's best for this kind of expert to stay away, otherwise when the lightning strikes him, he may not be affected by himself.
But then again, these unreliable experts are really confused.
Because if you really want to count it from the source, the corpse brother virus spread in H City is from the immortal bird essence blood in the right body of the corpse king dragon, and the strongest top creature like the immortal bird came from the alien, isn't that the alien visitor?
The problem is that people are well-known immortal birds, and in the "Corpse Brother" comics, even those super strong people in the gates of hell, such as Satan and the Seraped Holy Lord, feel secretive about the so-called immortal birds, and sigh to themselves, how can such a supreme existence communicate with humans on an equal footing, if they die, they won't even have to eat fart.
But I have to say that sometimes ignorance is really a kind of happiness, at least you don't have to think about it so tired.
"Vomit !!"
In the hotel, Li Ang held the bed and vomited wildly.
There is a corpse brother virus in the tap water, although he vomited it in time, he is still not sure if he has drunk a small part, if he drinks it, he is a traverser without a golden finger, so he can only wait silently to mutate into a corpse brother.
Don't worry about it for now, and then spit it out!
Li Ang made a ruthless move, directly slashing his throat with his fingers to induce strong vomiting.
Well, it's hard to get started!
"Wow! Vomit! Poof! ”
After vomiting again for about ten minutes, Leon felt that he had even vomited bile, and finally only retched up, but for the sake of safety, he didn't stop until he couldn't vomit at all.
Li Ang sat on the edge of the bed and slowly calmed himself, and then entered the state of unity of heaven and man to quietly feel himself, to put it bluntly, to see if he was still a person.
If he starts to mutate into a zombie, then he will already start to go crazy, and his spirit will fall into madness, maybe he will bark like a rabies attack.
So far, it seems to be fine, at least he can still think, and there is no Abba Abba screaming.
Time passed little by little, and Li Ang felt as if he had no other obvious fluctuations except for being extremely worried about his current situation mentally, but for the sake of safety, Li Ang gave himself another question and answer to determine whether he had lost his mind and mutated into a corpse brother.
Li Ang asked himself: "Can I still eat the grilled sausage I just bought if it falls to the ground?" ”
Self-answer: "If it doesn't take more than three seconds when it falls, and there is no one around without monitoring, you can definitely pick it up and eat it, and you can even feed it to your good friend's mouth as quickly as possible." ”
Li Ang asked again: "If a rich woman gives a rich reward, but asks for a fierce fight, and even proposes that the harder the beating process, the better, how to deal with it calmly?" ”
Then he replied: "Decisively find the nearest boxing gym, bring a boxing suit, stand in the ring and beat the rich woman until the other party is subdued, what?" The rich woman has rough skin and thick meat? Then have some penetrating damage equipment, such as a pair of spiked fist gloves, and definitely make the opponent scream. ”
Leon finally asked, "What do you do when you have only your last breath left?" ”
finally replied: "Jie Ji, of course, I want to leave my innocence in the world, while I haven't completely lost my breath, I quickly took out my mobile phone and deleted the records inside, if I don't delete it, will I keep it for the New Year?" Believe it or not, you can let the society die again when the funeral is held! ”
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Call~
After these three questions, Li Ang rubbed his face and concluded that he was a normal person.
It's safe for the time being, and it's easy to say anything about the unchanging corpse brother.
Although the little King Kong in the "Corpse Brother" comic became a corpse brother in the early stage, and finally ate it to the god level, and even regained his sanity, but it was caused by a series of coincidences, especially when the little King Kong ate Dr. Mu, thus giving birth to a trace of reason, otherwise the little King Kong is just a corpse brother with no self, and he will be confused all his life, and he may be eaten by other large corpse brothers later.
Li Ang didn't have such luck in his heart, he was just an ordinary person, counting on such a thing as luck in the corpse brother world, it was better to pin on it that it was just a dream, even if he was squeezed dry by Sister Wang in reality, he would have no regrets.
But the problem is that this is a bloody reality!
The current situation is still very difficult, this is the world of corpse brothers, and there is a terrible army of corpses outside, how can he survive a traverser without a golden finger.
It is impossible to lie flat, and Leon has never been a person who gives up easily.
He vaguely remembered that not long after the spread of the corpse brother virus in the comics, there was a genetic enhancement drug called KW74 sold on a certain treasure website, as long as he could get this medicine next, his strength would be greatly improved, and Li Ang would have a little capital to survive in this troubled world.
As for what oral painless KW89, Li Ang didn't dare to hope for it, because even if he wanted to get that thing, he had to go to a farther evacuation point, and now there were corpse brothers outside, even if Li Ang could get out of this hotel, but the street below might not be able to go out.
If you can get money nearby, buy it directly online, the seller can send it by helicopter, and it is also delivered nearby, so buying KW74 is the fastest and most effective way to improve your strength.
And with Li Ang's mind, it shouldn't be a big problem to get 70,000 yuan to buy medicine, in short, everything hasn't come to a dead end, let's find a way to live first, there is hope if you live, otherwise if you die, you will only be eaten by the corpse brother, and maybe it will become a strange piece of stool, provided that the corpse brother can also defecate.
Touching his rumbling belly, Leon began to look for food in the room, but after looking around, he couldn't find anything to eat, and he didn't dare to drink the only bottle of mineral water.
Although he was hungry now, the strange thing was that Leon began to get a little excited.
Is it too nervous?
Li Ang shook his head, came to the window again, and observed the street downstairs through the half-open window, although he could see that there was a Laifu supermarket with the door open, but there were more than a dozen corpse brothers wandering there, and if they wanted to enter the supermarket, it was no different to send a buffet to the corpse brothers.
Leon even saw the one-eyed girl, that is, the headless corpse brother, with fleshy tentacles squirming on her broken neck, the big eyes at the front scanning back and forth, her posture swaying and twisting, and the cracked sternum made a sound of "sucking, sucking" from time to time.
"Tsk, that's a pity."
I don't know if it's because I'm too hungry, Li Ang looked at the other party and shook his head with some regret.
It is said that this female corpse brother is wearing a black lace three-point style, which is very cool, and she has a good figure, convex and backward, just looking at the sexy back, 90% of gentlemen will be moved.
But if you see the other party's cracked chest like a monster's big mouth, mucus dripping between bites, and big eyes rolling on the top of the head, it is not a heartbeat, but a nightmare.
It's just that Li Ang didn't notice that he was not as panicked as he had seen the terrifying corpse brother before, at least when the other party did not attack him, he dared to secretly look at the female corpse brother on the side, and even showed regret for him in his heart.
However, at this moment, with a bang, the big eyes on the tentacles of the headless female corpse brother suddenly turned and looked directly at Li Ang's location.
The two looked at each other, and at this moment, Li Ang was so frightened that his buttocks were suddenly clamped.
This scene is very similar to watching a horror movie, someone inadvertently opened the door, and just saw the female ghost looking straight behind the door.
I saw that the female corpse brother at the door of the supermarket made a "sucking" sound from the cracked chest cavity repeatedly, as if she had found prey, she seemed very eager and excited, and then strode into the hotel where Li Ang was.
"it! Your uncle's! That guy can't find me?! I just glanced at it! Don't me! ”
Leon was trembling with fright, and his calves were cramping.
He subconsciously held his breath and sensed the movement outside the door.
As the minutes ticked by, the pressure on Leon grew.
"Buddha bless, Sanqing bless, Bodhisattva bless, God bless, Ultraman bless, please, don't let that female donor rush up, I can't stand it!"
Li Ang thought wildly in his heart, this will not only pick up the Buddha's feet, but almost hug all the powers he can think of, and directly came to a god and Buddha's family bucket, even Ultraman did not let go, don't care if it is spiritual, his main focus now is a psychological comfort.
Not to mention, two minutes passed, and there was no abnormal sound outside the door, not even in the corridor.
"You really didn't come up?"
Leon suppressed his excitement.
Anyway, if that female corpse brother really found him, two minutes was enough time for the other party to come up and put fire on him three times.
The whole hallway has not moved for so long, maybe I went to another floor, or I found something else good on the way.
Li Ang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
It's dangerous, it's almost ...... Boom!!!
At this moment, a dull explosion sounded, and the door of the hotel where Li Ang was located was knocked heavily, as if it had been hit by a battering ram, causing the whole room to shake with it.
Then the air suddenly became quiet again, and from outside the door came an eerie sneer of "suck and suck".
Li Ang was shocked with goosebumps all over his body, and his mentality exploded directly, "Suck and suck, suck your uncle!" You're really up! ”