15, comic uncle: Ang, Ga bar [nearly 3k second update!] 】

"Uncle, you actually have a penguin, or a king penguin."

Bai Xiaofei looked at the gliding penguin with an incredulous expression.

And Leon also squinted at the penguin.

In the Corpse Brother comics, it was this penguin that ate the mutated bug and thus mutated itself, becoming a Corpse Brother monster similar to a spider.

In the end, the poor comic uncle wanted to jump out of the window with Bai Xiaofei with his family background, but he didn't expect to be killed by his own pet, and his head was pierced.

Uncle Comic explained with a smile: "Xiaofei, I didn't expect you to know this foodie breed, let me introduce, this is my penguin CoCo, last year I participated in the Penguin original comic contest and won a first prize, the result of the prize is such a thing, do you want it?" I'll give it to you if you want, it's so delicious, and it's going to stay in my fridge all the time. ”

"No, uncle, this penguin of yours seems to be inseparable from water, and now there is a corpse brother virus in the water of H City, so doesn't that mean that it is also going to mutate?" Bai Xiaofei asked in a panic.

Uncle Comic rolled his eyes, "There are a total of three waterworks in H City, and the water plant where the accident occurred is the water plant that supplies water to the city center, so the water on our side should be fine for the time being, and the corpse brothers here are all running from the city center." ”

"Don't, it's okay, who knows if it's going to be water." Bai Xiaofei emphasized.

"Don't be nervous, Xiaofei, this penguin will mutate a long time ago, don't you think it's good now?" Li Ang couldn't help but explain.

Because he knew that CoCo had not mutated at this time, but had become a corpse brother after eating the mutant worm in his uncle's body.

Bai Xiaofei also reacted, "Yes, uncle, you two penguins look so stupid." ”

"Because CoCo hasn't eaten for a day, oops, leave it alone, starving, you two come here, I need you two to do me a favor."

As he spoke, the manga uncle with long flowing hair and stockings began to take off his red sweater.

"Hey, hey, uncle, don't take off your clothes, I really don't have that hobby." Bai Xiaofei's face was full of black lines.

As soon as I heard that I wanted him to help, I felt that the three views were about to crack.

He subconsciously looked at Li Ang beside him, "Li Ang, you just said that you are unforgettable for your uncle's life-saving grace, and now is the time for you to repay, go ahead, help your uncle put out the fire." ”

Leon: "I*&%¥#"

"What do you want to think about one by one, I'm Bingqing Yujie, nicknamed Xiao Baijie, I just want you two to help me see what this thing is."

Uncle Comic rolled up his sleeves, and he could see an obvious bulge on his arm, and it was even squirming, as if there was a living thing in the bulge.

Uncle Comic clasped it with his hand, "This thing started grumbling in the skin of my arm this morning, it looks like a bug, and it seems to have been sucking my blood, at first it was only the size of a grain of rice, but now it has become the size of a broad bean." ”

"If it's just a tick, it's not a big problem."

Bai Xiaofei rubbed his chin and groaned.

Uncle Comic looked overjoyed, "Xiaofei, do you know?" That's easy, you help me make a hole in my skin, squeeze out this tick, don't break the worm, in case this bug mutates, it is very likely that Uncle will also be infected. ”

Bai Xiaofei swallowed his saliva, "Uncle, my Bai Xiaofei usually hasn't even rattled an egg, how dare I rattle you, I think it's more reliable for Brother Ang to do this." ”

As he spoke, he looked at Li Ang, after all, when Li Ang slashed and killed the long-necked corpse brother before, he was so silky that he didn't even frown, he was definitely a ruthless person.

Uncle Comic also looked at Li Ang, "Ang, help Uncle, Ga!" ”

Li Ang didn't hesitate, "Uncle, it's not impossible to let me stab you, the problem is that my machete is full of corpse brother's blood, if you use this knife, you may mutate in place, do you have other knives, it's best to prepare some alcohol or something for disinfection." ”

Uncle Comic hurriedly said: "There are these things in the back room, ah, it's getting bigger again, Xiaofei, you go there and look for it." ”

"Okay, uncle, I'll go!"

Bai Xiaofei's expression also became solemn, and he hurriedly rushed into the back room to rummage through the cabinets, and when he came out again, he had a bottle of alcohol in his hand and a kitchen knife.

Li Ang took the kitchen knife, drenched it with disinfectant alcohol on the blade, and then aimed it at the big bulge on Uncle Comics' arm.

According to the plot of the corpse brother's comics, he knew that there was a mutant bug inside, and if one was not handled well, it would indeed cause Uncle Comics' mutation, so that the other party would become a corpse brother, so Li Ang was also very solemn in his heart, Uncle Comic had a life-saving grace for him, and he must not harm the other party.

"Ang, wait a minute!"

Just when Li Ang was about to make a decisive knife after seeing the position, Uncle Comic urgently opened his mouth to stop it.

"What's wrong, uncle?" Li Ang asked puzzled.

"Aang, you're embarrassed to ask me what's wrong? Don't you bring anesthetics? Uncle Comic asked with a darkened face.

No matter how fierce he is, he can't withstand it if he is stabbed!

"Got anesthetic?" Li Ang looked at Bai Xiaofei suspiciously.

The latter shook his head sheepishly.

"But I found this."

But soon Bai Xiaofei took out a rope in a hurry, "Uncle, I'll tie you up, so that you won't struggle wildly when you are in pain." ”

"Xiaofei, you kid is really witty!"

Uncle Comic gasped, but he also knew that the situation was urgent, because the bulge on his arm was getting bigger and bigger.

"Count you ruthlessly, hurry up, and fight quickly."

Bai Xiaofei leaned down and untied it, and asked curiously: "Uncle, why do you have sutures on your waist, why don't you have that kidney?" ”

Uncle Comic replied seriously: "We cartoonists have always been very poor, for the new Apple 4S, I can only sell one kidney, anyway, everyone has two kidneys, one is barely enough, but usually the body is a little weak, so I prepared a lot of Chinese herbal medicine." ”

The black line on Li Ang's forehead couldn't stop slipping.

People die for money, birds die for food, but for an Apple mobile phone, you can sell your kidney, I really don't know whether to say that this comic uncle is a ruthless man or a god, the problem is how can a kidney get dozens of W, just bought an Apple mobile phone, absolutely blood loss!

"Ang, you have to cut it leisurely, it's best to give your uncle a good time, don't be like I used to cut my skin, I didn't dare to go to the ground for a month." (This hug is a bag, a steady hand)

Uncle Comic gave another instruction.

Bai Xiaofei's eyes almost popped out, "Damn, uncle, you also cut the skin yourself, I Bai Xiaofei won't help the wall in the future, so I'll obey you!" ”

Uncle Comic said arrogantly, "Oh, it's all old, and I was still young and didn't have much money, so I had to do it myself." ”

Hearing this, Li Ang frowned, saying that he would do it himself, and that he would have enough food and clothing was used on this occasion? Does that sound like a word?

And it's really not a ruthless thing that ordinary people can do by wielding a knife to cut the skin, but when I think about it, Uncle Comic can even cut his kidney in order to buy an Apple machine, this thought seems to be smooth.

"Ang, Fei, I see that the two of you suddenly can't say anything, should you also be cut, if you two go to the hospital to cut and feel embarrassed, I can shoot, then I will be young and inexperienced, but after the cut, I will be proficient, or ......" Uncle Comic suddenly became enthusiastic.

"Stop, stop, I'm normal." Bai Xiaofei hurriedly expressed his position, for fear that he would say that the other party would directly start to operate on him if he was one step slower.

Uncle Comic couldn't help but look at Li Ang with excitement on his face.

The latter was crisp and neat, and directly raised the kitchen knife, just like the doctor pushed the syringe twice and was about to inject the needle, "Uncle, are you okay?" I'm about to start. ”

"Well~ Ang, if your uncle is unhappy in the second half of his life, it will all be in your hands...... Damn, I didn't let you stab me directly! ”

Uncle Comic trembled twice, and wanted to say a few words to Li Ang solemnly.

After all, there is not even anesthesia now, and if Li Ang does not work well with the knife, he is likely to be cut and bleeding.

But before he could finish speaking, he saw Li Ang's face full of unbearable expression, and he stabbed him directly with a kitchen knife in his hand, and the posture seemed to want to stab him to death, rather than cutting the bulge on his arm.

Uncle Comic subconsciously turned to one side, but a knife slammed into the artery, and blood splattered out on the spot, like a small fountain.

"Damn, hey, hey!"

The white monster screamed, hugged the cute penguin CoCo and hid to the side.

Li Ang raised his arm to block the splashed blood, and looked helpless, "Uncle, you are messing around, it's okay now, the Ga artery is on." ”

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