"Xiaofei, don't you know some Chinese medicine, show Ang to touch, it's not a matter of being in a coma all the time! Hey, hey, hey, let you feel the pulse, who told you to take the peaches? ”

Uncle Comic was so anxious that he was in a hurry, and the penguin CoCo on the side also flapped his little meat wings and jumped.

The unconscious Li Ang was lying on the sofa, his face pale and languishing, and only his chest still heaving proved that he was still alive.

After the crisis caused by the giant baby corpse brother was relieved at the gas station, they fled all the way by tram and came directly to the apartment where Bai Xiaofei lived.

"I didn't mean to, I was in a hurry and I made a mistake."

Bai Xiaofei withdrew his hand embarrassedly, "Uncle, don't worry, I've touched it several times before, Brother Ang's pulse is very big, cough cough, the mistake of the tongue is wrong, it's Brother Ang's pulse is very chaotic, and the qi and blood in his body are in a state of disorder, presumably because of the excessive consumption of the giant baby corpse brother before, plus the injury, there are even some effects of the side effects of KW74 enhancement pills, but overall, the problem is not too big, and you can almost wake up after resting for a while." ”

Uncle Comic couldn't help but say, "It's almost a lot!" It's been a long time, and I haven't seen Ang wake up once for such a long time, Xiaofei, think about a way, you can use medical skills, you can use acupuncture or something to backstab Ang, maybe you will wake up with a puff. ”

Bai Xiaofei's face was black, "Uncle, what you said is simple, and you snort, that thing is not a sting, it is profound, I have learned a little fur, I can know some herbs and feel a little pulse, it is already the limit, and even if I forcibly acupuncture Brother Ang, there is nothing to do at hand!" ”

"Guys? Do you see what this does?

Uncle Comic took out two kitchen knives out of nowhere, and was still gesturing in front of Li Ang, as if he was sticking a knife into the other party's ribs at any time.

"Uncle, don't, otherwise you will really spurt blood from the arteries, and before the blood on your side is wiped clean, Brother Ang will be killed by you." Bai Xiaofei hurriedly snatched the two kitchen knives from Uncle Comics' hands.

Uncle Comic scratched his head and said with a sad face: "Then what's next, I seem to have heard that if people are in a coma for too long, especially if they hurt their heads, the nerves in the brain will be damaged and affect intelligence, what if Ang wakes up and becomes a fool?" ”

"This?" Bai Xiaofei's eyes widened, not knowing whether this statement was true or not, but he was obviously shocked.

"Chirp~"

CoCo the penguin approached Leon and pecked him lightly in the face, as if trying to wake him up.

When Uncle Comic saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Yes, yes, yes!" I came up with a good idea! ”

"What's the method?"

"I can give Ang a French artificial breath, and then force him to supply oxygen so that he will not become a fool due to cerebral hypoxia, maybe he will be able to wake up soon, just when I suffer a loss, Leon saved me, and now he is injured and unconscious, and it is time for me to dedicate himself, just let him feel the magic of true love!"

Uncle Comic looked excited, leaned over, pouted and began to approach Li Ang.

"Uncle, please restrain yourself, I think your method is a bit unreliable."

Bai Xiaofei only felt a chill hit his body, and his stomach was cramped, and he turned into a jet warrior at any time.

"Why is it unreliable? Your kid is jealous of Ang, Xiaofei, don't worry, if you are in a coma like this in the future, Uncle will definitely save you like this. ”

Uncle Comic looked at Li Ang with a gentle expression, "Ang, hold on, don't be afraid in that dark nothingness, Uncle is here to save you." ”

As he spoke, Uncle Comic began to take off his red shirt with one hand.

"Hey, hey, uncle, it's just your artificial respiration, why don't you even take off your clothes! Huh? Moved? ”

Bai Xiaofei originally wanted Uncle Comic to think about it again, but when Uncle Comic leaned over, he suddenly saw Li Ang's eyelids twitch slightly, good guy, maybe there is really a play!

Maybe Uncle Comic can really wake up Li Ang in this way, so Bai Xiaofei stopped talking, but this scene was really too explosive, and Bai Xiaofei decided to turn around.

Even the penguin CoCo couldn't help but stretch out her fleshy wings to cover her eyes.

"Ang, Uncle is here~"

Just when Uncle Comic leaned down, pursed his mouth, and got closer and closer to Li Ang's face, Li Ang, who was asleep at the moment, was doing a big thing with Sister Wang in a dream.

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"Suck and suck, I'm dripping Angyo ......"

Until the end of the battle, Li Ang trembled, and when he heard this familiar laughter, he suddenly felt his heart furious.

Wasn't this voice the cute and headless female corpse brother he met on the first day of his crossing?

Now that he heard the other party's voice again, Li Ang was not afraid in his heart, after all, with his current strength, he could pinch and explode a corpse brother of that level with one hand, but what he was doing now was inseparable from the person concerned!

Until the so-called Manager Wang turned around and saw it clearly.

Li Ang's life was disillusioned, and he only felt that the whole person was about to crack on the spot, where is this manager Sister Wang, obviously it is the female corpse brother who has no head!

"Suck Suck ......"

The female corpse brother's sternum and big mouth are intertwined, and she slowly opens, as if she wants to suffocate Li Ang.

"Suck your uncle!"

Leon roared in panic and was abruptly awakened from his slumber.

However, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw that Uncle Comics' mouth was about to kiss.

"I'll fight!"

Li Ang didn't even think about it, and subconsciously kicked out, poof! With a muffled sound, Uncle Comic was kicked to the wall on the spot, and it took a long time for the latter to slowly slide off the wall.

"Ang, I, I'm just going to do it for you, do it for you, do you want to kick me, kick me to death?" The comic uncle said angrily that if Li Ang's foot was kicked harder, he might really be a line of egrets going to the western sky.

"Chirp~"

Penguin CoCo went up and rubbed his nose against Uncle Comics.

Li Ang also saw the real situation clearly, and said with some shame: "I'm sorry, uncle, I just had a nightmare, so I kicked it reflexively." ”

Of course, Li Ang is just sorry, not to mention that he was almost forcibly kissed when he was unconscious, even when he was conscious, if he saw Uncle Comic behaving like this, it is estimated that he may not be able to restrain his feet.

Once Uncle Comic comes to breathe, it is estimated that it will become a nightmare for Li Ang's life.

Bai Xiaofei stepped forward to help Uncle Comics, looking at the other party's painful grinning, he couldn't help but feel palpitations, thanks to him just getting farther away, otherwise maybe Li Ang would have kicked him together.

"Brother Ang, why did you wake up from a nightmare?"

Bai Xiaofei handed a bottle of Coke to Li Ang, which made the other party shocked.

"A very strange dream."

"How weird?"

"That's it...... Alas, don't say it. ”

Li Ang took the Coke, was very decisive, and directly unscrewed the cap and drank it tons.

At this time, Uncle Comic came over again with a cheap face and asked, "Ang, tell Uncle, did you kid have a spring dream just now?" ”

Burst!!!

Li Ang was caught off guard, and the Coke in his mouth squirted out directly, spraying Uncle Comic in the face.

And this squirting power was so strong that it directly blew away a wig on Uncle Comics' head, revealing a shiny bald head.

Smack! The wig that was blown away was just over CoCo on the side, burying the little penguin tightly.

Facing Uncle Comics' shiny bald head, several people were dumbfounded, and the air became quiet at this moment.

"Chirp~"

CoCo's head finally came out of his hair, looked left and right, felt the dull atmosphere of the audience, and retracted his little head again.