42, the wind is surging, the dragon is right out of the coffin, the brother explodes, and Li Ang is sad [two in one]
Capital.
A middle-aged man in an army green suit, with gray hair and a handful of beard under his nose was stealing vegetables on the office computer. ”
Immediately, he pressed the mouse and plucked a ripe broccoli from the vegetable patch.
Now H City is in the crisis of the corpse brother virus, the man is in an important position, but he can still calmly steal vegetables here, he can only be said to be too confident, the other party always feels that the corpse brother epidemic is not a big problem, and after the intervention of the Yanhuang special energy team, the turmoil will soon be quelled.
Boom! The door of the office was slammed open by a flaming subordinate at this moment.
"It's a big deal, Miss took the Rat and the Rabbit from the Scientific Research Department to fly to H City secretly, and Hai Er of the Special Energy Team also followed."
"Fooling around !!"
The middle-aged man slapped the table, his sharp aura was released, and the subordinates in front of him almost didn't stand still.
The man's face was dark, the current situation in H City at this moment was definitely not something that his daughter Lin Long could interfere with, and those zodiac signs were still experiments, and they were not stable at all, especially the high-cost research and development funds were the people's hard-earned money, how could they act recklessly!
The middle-aged man immediately gave an order in a deep voice, "Let the other special members of H City tie Lin Long back to me immediately, I have to break her legs this time!" ”
"Yes!"
The subordinate rushed out of the office.
"Lin Long, it's no wonder to me now!"
The man sat in front of the computer again, and with one operation, he cleaned up his daughter's ripe vegetable patch.
……
Over the city of H.
In the cabin of an airplane battleship, a girl in a lilac dress and black stockings was eating grapes on the sofa, and the other party was the daughter of the middle-aged man in the capital, Lin Long.
At this moment, the mobile phone ringing next to him, Lin Long glanced at the screen, and ate the grapes again, but soon the mobile phone rang again, to be precise, it had rang twenty-three times tonight.
Lin Long pursed his mouth, spit out the grape skin in his mouth into the trash can in the distance, and shouted impatiently: "Er Kang, come here!" ”
Soon a red-haired young man walked out, "Miss, let me reiterate again, my name is Erdo, not Erkang!" ”
Lin Long pouted, "What do I love to call it, my father's life-killing chain is here, you tell him, I won't go back now, by the way, what about Blue Ocean, that guy won't be releasing his special function again, right?" ”
On the other side of the cabin, a young man wearing square glasses and dark blue hair was sleeping soundly, and there was a snot bubble in his nose that rose and shrank with his breathing, but the other party was not really sleeping, but was exerting a special function that could perform an out-of-body experience while sleeping.
At this moment, the soul body like blue sea water was floating outside the fuselage, looking at the internal scene of H City, where the smoke of gunpowder was filled with corpse brothers, Lan Hai sighed, "It seems that the situation in H City is not optimistic!" ”
At this moment, a night owl corpse brother didn't know what kind of fright he was frightened, and he slammed into it in a panic, and before the blue sea could evacuate, he shot a laser cannon from the port under the fuselage, and directly strangled the night owl corpse brother, only a wisp of gray feathers drifted away along the wind and rain.
In the control room inside the ship, Lin Long calmly operated the launch button, looking at the night owl corpse brother who was killed by a bombardment through the video, the girl raised her eyebrows, "Cut, but Er'er." ”
That action is very similar to the middle-aged man in the capital, it can be said that the father and daughter are as arrogant and confident.
Lin Long took out his mobile phone and looked through it, his eyes were finally fixed on a video account avatar, and the corners of his mouth lifted a playful arc, "Sister Ang, it's a little interesting." ”
……
The other side.
A shrine-like battleship hovers over H City.
Dongying Great Tengu, it is a stealth warship, at this moment the door of the ship is wide open, the wind is howling in, the feet are like an abyss, there is a ninja wearing a gray ninja suit, exuding a cold and powerful aura at the door of the ship, his name is the Wind Demon Gray Wolf, a heaven-level powerhouse, with the title of the world's first ninja, the pair of eyes exposed outside the gray mask are red and white, which looks extremely terrifying.
Behind him were ninjas in red ninja suits, all of whom were wearing masks, their eyebrows were solemn, and their robes were blowing hula, but the atmosphere inside the ship was extremely oppressive, and a storm was coming.
A moment later, the deep voice of the Wind Demon Gray Wolf resounded through the ship.
"This mission was personally given by the ancestor, let's be sure to bring back the people in the portrait, if it fails, you should know the ancestor's methods, and I won't be able to protect you at that time, do you understand?"
"Hah, Hay!" The body of the public shinobi trembled slightly, and hurriedly responded.
Obviously, they all knew the cruelty of that ancestor, and once they were punished, it was definitely a gift that made them cry with joy on the spot.
"One library so!" (Departure)
The Wind Demon Big Wolf let out a deep sigh and jumped out of the ship first.
Behind him, the red-clothed ninjas followed, and they jumped out of the ship, looking like night owls from a distance, forming a formation and falling towards H City.
But at this moment, a mutated chicken corpse brother flew over everyone's heads, poof, poof! Two large eggs squirt out of each other's assholes.
"Captain, be careful!"
The ninjas behind him exclaimed, and several of them directly took out their darts and shot them.
Bang bang! The two eggs burst open on the spot, and the dilute egg liquid soared all over the wind demon gray wolf.
Suddenly, the ninjas behind him who had already thrown the darts, as well as those who had not had time to throw the darts, all put their hands behind their backs very tacitly for the first time.
The Wind Demon Gray Wolf at the front took a deep breath and forcibly restrained the anger that was about to explode, "I endure, I endure, I endure you old hen!" It stinks! I don't think I'm even squirting! ”
One side soared, the other side fell, and when the Wind Demon Gray Wolf looked up again, the chicken corpse brother who had laid the eggs flapped its wings, and it was already hundreds of meters apart, and finally walked away.
……
H City, Jiefang Avenue.
An exotic gentleman man in a black suit and a black bowler hat is walking on the avenue step by step on crutches, the other party does not seem to be in a hurry, enjoying the apocalyptic scenery along the way.
Woohoo!
A brown-and-yellow fur puppy next to him screamed in grief, tears rushing out, because it was being pressed to the ground by a hideous-looking corpse brother, who was smiling and drooling from his mouth, and was about to eat it in one bite.
The gentleman glanced over and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Is this the so-called infected, but it's also a masterpiece, what do you think, my little Hamm." ”
With tears in the puppy's eyes, "Great Dark Sun Magician, please come and save poor little Hamm, who is about to be eaten, woo woo woo ......"
The puppy wears a small green bowler hat on its head, but it is trembling and about to fall off.
The gentleman sneered, "Oh, my lovely Hamm, you're a noble demon dog, how can you be defeated by this trash, or are you not even trash?" ”
"My lord, little Hamm is still in his infancy, and his strength has not yet grown." The puppy looked aggrieved.
"My little Hamm, are you sure you're still in your infancy? The Viscount's poodle is pulled into the corner by you every day, five or six times a day, and even many of the poses are more flowery than mine. ”
"My lord, I have inherited memories in my blood, I have no teacher, if you want to learn, I can teach you everything, and I will never hide it."
The smile on the Dark Sun Magician's face froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice, "Little Hamm, this time the Dark Speaker sent me to Yanhuang for an important mission, if you haven't been able to grow......"
As he spoke, he took out a playing card between his fingers, and immediately shook his hand, and the playing card burst out like a sharp weapon, directly cutting the corpse brother who held down Little Hamm to pieces.
The gentleman's cold voice followed, "I'll let you go back to Satan's arms first." ”
"Woo woo, my lord, I will definitely work hard."
Little Hamm had tears in his eyes, but there was another thing in his heart, "I will work hard, ten times a day in the future, I will do it, if you don't lift it, adult, you are garbage, you little trash, hum!" ”
……
H City, Binguo Avenue.
"Report to the left protector, the young sect master and the holy woman have arrived in H City." A subordinate wearing a blood lotus texture mask knelt on one knee and respectfully reported to the young man in front of him.
This young man has gray hair, his bangs obliquely block one eye, and behind him he carries a long knife with a blood-red body and a blood lotus pattern on the surface, which looks full of blood.
"Hey, how's my hairstyle? Is it messy? In the face of the report, the left protector asked a serious rhetorical question.
The man in the red lotus mask was stunned for a moment, "Handsome, handsome, that, the left protector, the young sect leader and the saint have already ......."
"But you're not handsome, you're ugly." The left protector coldly interrupted his subordinates' words.
With that, turn around and leave.
"Eh, don't go, Zuo Protector, young sect master, they ......"
"Isn't it just to come to H City to make money, oh no, it should be to move money, but my hairstylist was eaten by those corpse brothers, and I want to find another hairstylist."
The figure of the young man carrying the blood knife gradually disappeared into the darkness, leaving only the bewildered Blood Lotus Sect subordinates messy in the wind.
……
Grunt.
Grunt.
In H City, the surface of the water is boiling somewhere, and violent bubbles suddenly appear.
Deep underwater, there was a red lacquered wooden coffin, which was made of a chaotic lock, and a kind of infrasound wave burst out from the coffin, and this sound wave quickly attracted a corpse brother similar to a pufferfish.
The other party came to the coffin and opened his mouth, and a squid corpse brother similar to a giant sprang out from it, with countless tentacles at the front end stretched out, which were wrapped around the rivets of the coffin, and then pulled hard, the rivets were torn out one after another, and the panel on the exterior of the coffin was unraveled, revealing the real coffin itself.
Immediately after that, one of the tentacles pressed against a square of the coffin and stabbed it hard.
Boom~
The entire coffin was completely opened like a mess of building blocks.
A tall man with a thin figure stood in it, the other party had long white hair, and his whole body was painted with strange talismans, and the whole person exuded an extremely terrifying aura.
"King, I have found the elixir of immortality for you, why, why are you doing this to me!"
The man's tone was grim and hoarse, like a demon asking for his life.
He stretched out his craggy ghost claws, and his ferocious power drummed up, and then he dodged to the body of this squid-like corpse brother, opened his fanged mouth, bit the other party, and began to gulp the flesh and blood essence in his body.
Knock –
With the sound of swallowing heavily, the giant corpse brother began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye, even though the other party struggled violently, but the result did not change.
With this absorption, the shriveled flesh and blood on the originally thin white-haired man began to become full, and he let out a wanton wild laugh, "Hahahahaha! Let me see the world thousands of years from now! ”
For a moment, the huge waves under the water rolled, and scarlet blood spurted out, quickly staining the waters.
……
Tianzhu Hotel, 303 large suites on the third floor.
In the living room, Li Ang was lying on the sofa sleeping and snoring, he was too tired during this time, although there was a major breakthrough in strength, but he was still very tired mentally, now this suite has four bedrooms, Uncle Comic and CoCo one, Bai Xiaofei one, Xiao King Kong one, Xiaohui one.
After they cooled down the fire from the cold room, they chose this suite for rest, for the sake of insurance, Li Ang sat directly in the living room, but any wind and grass could be instantly sensed by him, even if he was asleep at the moment, but the vigilance from the prefecture-level powerhouse was also extremely high.
"Uh-huh~"
At this moment, there was a sudden painful and comfortable moan, and Leon's ears moved, and he immediately opened his eyes and looked at the bedroom where Uncle Comic and CoCo were.
It didn't take long for the moans to get worse and worse, and even CoCo joined in the moaning.
Wrong!
Li Ang frowned, worried that Uncle Comic and CoCo had not fully adjusted, so he sat up from the sofa to take a look, and came to the bedroom door and raised his hand to knock on the door, but no one came to open it, and the sound inside became more and more painful.
Bang, Li Ang couldn't wait, and kicked the door open, but when he saw the scene inside, he was completely stunned.
I saw Uncle Comic holding his belly, because his belly had become very big, and there was something squirming in it, and it looked like he was about to give birth, not only Uncle Comic, but even CoCo's belly on the side.
"Uncle Comics, CoCo, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Li Ang appear, Uncle Comic became excited, "It's Ang, you came just in time, Uncle will give you a performance of an explosion on the spot, okay?" ”
Leon was even more confused, "What exploded on the spot?" Uncle, what kind of plane are you doing again! It's not fun at all! ”
"Suck suck."
Uncle Comic smiled weirdly, and then his belly became bigger and bigger, and it exploded completely with a bang, and blood and minced meat splattered everywhere.
The CoCo on the side also exploded after tweeting twice.
The whole bedroom was like the scene of a terrible explosion, blood dripping from the surrounding walls and the crystal chandelier on the top, sticky and scarlet.
"How...... Will it be? ”
Leon stared blankly at this scene.
He didn't know what went wrong, obviously after drinking the medicinal soup made of cold herbs before, everyone had temporarily calmed down, and even came to the cold room of Tianzhu Hotel to cool down and put out the fire, almost foolproof, but why did they completely explode now.
"Brother Ang."
Someone tapped him on the shoulder from behind.
Li Ang turned around, only to see Bai Xiaofei coming behind him at some point, and the other party also had a big belly, which looked twice as big as Uncle Comics's belly.
"Xiaofei, even you have been made big?"
"Brother Ang, I feel so swollen now, am I about to soar?"
"What the hell is going on? How did you end up like this?!! ”
Li Ang was crazy, the death of Uncle Comic and CoCo was not long ago, he didn't even have time to grieve, and hurriedly asked Bai Xiaofei about his own situation, maybe he could save it.
"Brother Ang, I don't know what's going on, I just had a dream, in which I dreamed that a nurse gave me an injection with a huge syringe, saying that I haven't really survived the side effects of KW74 booster pills, and if I don't hit the neutralizer, it will explode on the spot, and then as soon as I woke up, the injection didn't work, and I saw that my stomach was like this.
By the way, what about Uncle Comic and CoCo? ”
Bai Xiao flew to the bedroom behind Li Ang and glanced at it, and immediately laughed.
"Oh roar, it turns out that the two of them have already exploded first, then I have to start showing, Brother Ang, you get up a little, I'm going to start performing, lalala...... Boom! ”
Bai Xiaofei's voice stopped abruptly, and Li Ang originally wanted to stop it, but he was directly splashed with blood, and the whole person instantly turned into a bloody person.
Leon was completely dumbfounded, he watched this scene and had no idea why this was happening.
"Calm down, calm down, give me the calmness of stepping on the horse!"
Li Ang forcibly kept himself calm, Bai Xiaofei's previous words made him instantly grasp a point, which was also a point that Li Ang had ignored before, after all, the corpse brother comic had been read by him a long time ago, and he only remembered the general content, and even some details were not carefully read at that time.
One of the details that was overlooked by Li Ang was the side effects of KW74 enhancement medicine, whether it was boiling cold herbs to drink or refrigerating to cool down, it was just suppressed, and if you wanted to truly and completely relieve the negative impact of the enhancement medicine, you also needed to inject a real neutralizing medicine.
However, when Leon thought about this, it was already too late, and tragedy had already happened.
"Why, why, why! Leon, you big idiot! Look what you've done! Why can't you have remembered these sooner! Wouldn't I have been able to take them to the neutralizer if I had thought about it earlier? Ahh!!hhhhh ”
Leon began to pound his head frantically, and his whole body fell into extreme pain.
Although the corpse brother frenzy is getting more and more serious, making it difficult for a certain treasure seller to continue to deliver to the door, but there will be a way, but it really can't work, so I will go to that military base to get neutralizers, but it's too late to say anything now.
Li Ang was full of grief and tears, in the last days, the friendship between him and Bai Xiaofei's comic uncle and even CoCo was like a treasure, but now this treasure was accidentally broken by him, Uncle Comic died, CoCo died, Xiaofei also died, everyone died......
"Ang, don't scare uncle, why are you crazy?"
"Brother Ang, wake up quickly!"
"Chirp!"
Just when Li Ang was deep in self-blame and pain and couldn't extricate himself, he seemed to hear the concerned cries of Uncle Comic and Bai Xiaofei, and even CoCo's anxious chirps.
Li Ang's whole body suddenly trembled, "No, I seem to be still in a dream just now!" ”
Then he subconsciously opened his eyes.
Li Ang saw Uncle Comics, Bai Xiaofei and CoCo's concerned eyes.
He couldn't help but laugh, at first in a low voice, until it became more and more wanton, and even burst into tears again.
Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comics, who came in a hurry, scratched their heads and looked at each other, looking even more confused.
What's the matter, this guy Li Ang is awake, but he is even more crazy.